Triple T edition
claiming a t for timmy
Norwegian riot status update, lads?
>>85056196They'll definitely be rioting lad, just give them time.
Confidence goingPokemon superfest looms Spliff then rum at bar?
as part of his community outreach work triple T met some sick apus in the local wospital delighting the little froggers giving them a momentary distaction from their impending death
Haven't watched the Argentina Switzerland highlights yet but a second yellow just after Switzerland equalised seems very sus indeed desu desu. This whole world cup feels dodgy. Not confident England get to the final now and it is not lush. But we shall see.>>85050551Corrr you weren't wrong my lid.
>>85056196two more weeks lad
a little hungover, a little hungry and a little depressed tbqh
Quite amazing how the police instantly released that they had arrested a WHITE MALE during the Ann Widdecombe, even though it turned out later that he had nothing to do with it.Yet whenever we read an article about a 'random' screwdriver attack or rape of a minor, the police never ever ever EVER release identifying information on the obvious suspects. Even if there is direct CCTV footage, they literally won't say anything identifying, sometimes they'll even actually blur the image all while appealing to the public for info.
in need of a dvd update
Need an apu 'de lid' posting immediately to cheer me up, you know the type.
Wonder if that lad won the space hopper race
Widen my arse for big black cock x
>>85056439Lmao that's me lad, but no hasn't happened yet, scheduled for two weekends hence. Honestly I'll probably just call in sick and say fuck it to any potential consequences. I reckon my dignity is worth it.
I'm on that woffee aren't i
>>85056473Me? Garn on the jars in 45
>>85056480Get in leed
>>85056455You deserves it my littlest liddington
>>85056473same tesco italian roastcorrrrrr
>>85056495it's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog
I GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNI GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNBumming the night awayBumming the night awayyyyHe drinks a shandy drinkHe drinks a WDK drinkHe drinks a J2O drinkHe drinks a wokkle drinkHe sings the songs that remind him of the bum timesHe sings the songs that remind him of the bumming timesOH WANTU BOYWANTU BOYWANTU BOOOOYhttps://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc
>>85056564Honestly, lad, I appreciate your dedication to this bit.
Spliff done. Rum doing. City life shitty life. Allergic to cash round ere. Mental, can see why these hotels have suicide proof windows.Brought cash with me as cash rules, yet isn't top dog round these parts. Pokevendors should take cash r-right?Just had a tiny reee moment when looking for muh new (for now) favourite choon. Had a little boogie and feel much better.It's time to pokefest tae fook pals.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IshAsuQviZk
>>85056593garn whitelocks for a cheeky drink de lad?
>Argentina's players sing that they will beat England at the World Cup for the Falklandshttps://www.dailymail.com/embed/video/3679981.htmlshould we be worried bongs?
Twolls get banned but not the helperladposter it's how it should be
>>85056611Messi is old, I reckon we can beat them. He's not the threat he once was, and Argentina have been rough so far.
>>85056564Not right was it how they fucked over the swiss last night pal
>>85056617>Argentina have been rough so farSame with England in the last Euros, yet they still made it to the final
>>85056612He's a rule abiding good lad that's why
I can't manage to dissuade my Apu from his firmly held belief that when or if it inevitably comes home, the cup is coming to our home directly. If we get knocked out or fail to win this my frog is fucked lads. All he talks about is where he's going to put it in his room. Tried the old fish finger placation trick but it failed. I've run out of ideas on how to help him. In tears. Poor lid only spawned this year, he doesn't know how anything works.
>>85056650I find that hiring a Spark Frog to break in and give him a few wallops is a good method. Then you swoop in, the Spark Frog runs away, and your little Apu is totally reliant and trusting with you. You'll be his hero forever.
>>85056650What team is he supporting I can't read the Chinese badge x
The axe only took a full day of gameplay to achieve. I don't think it was worth my time now.
How much a day time do you spend with a screen in front of your face?
>>85056711every part of the day when I'm not outside.I'll maybe be outside for two to three hours, if I'm really pushing the boat out.
>>85056694what did your mates say when you told them you spent all day doing that?
>>85056694What does honed 5 and furnace 4 mean assuming it's some EOC thing?
>>85056694State of your grim life. Waster.
I posted similar in the soc Brit threadWhile I don't exclusively enjoy Brits, I enjoy them a lot, not sure how welcome I am here Unfortunately I can't sponsor anyone yet, willing to potentially move for the right person if they can host me, can probably get approved for a skilled visa too >asl 26f usa >about High openness, very introverted, slightly sassy when needed. Very high sex drive. White American. Above average height. Fairly lean. Sizable breasts for my frame. Bleached hair. STEM bachelors. Masters degree. Pro-AI. Pro-self-improvement. >looking for Fair skin, 180cm+, ideally 23-33. Has or is working on at least a bachelors or something equivalent to show drive and ambition. Monogamy on his end is not required if I approve the partners and we set some boundaries. Needs to want marriage and kids, have a high sex drive, and be open-minded. I prefer homeschooling or some other nonstandard path for education. >not looking for Iffy on kids, wants to wait a long time to get married >contact Describe yourself and what you're looking for and comment yours (email, discord, or Kik)
Ooh, er. A flippin girl in the thread, innit. Get the doilies out.
>>85056732Honed makes it so you have a better chance to cut the tree, furnace gives a chance to give double your XP on a cut. It's really handy but it's time gated by invention. It's sort of EOC I suppose as you can put 'perks' on weapons. I've also got sana's fyrtoch which helps for WC.
>>85056754I still have a London clock on my phone from when I was more hopeful about my remote job prospects ;-; but life doesn't stop for that so might as well still try now
Wouldnt'd mind shagging the lass above
>>85056760Doesn't seem like RS at all to me. RS3 is like an alternate reality. Corrr, probably just as addictive, though. I remember when EoC first came out. I noped out pretty quickly. The entire point of RuneScape was that it was different than other MMOs and then they just made it like other MMOs. SAD!
>>85056775You guys' phrases are amazing....
>>85056760>sana's fyrtochQRD?
>>85056747Have you heard about HHL?
>>85056711>>85056729>>85056739Monging out at regulars is a bad look
>>85056796What's hhl?
Me?Constantly miserable, no desires, no looking forward to anything, no interest in anything, numb to it all, every day is just waiting to go back to bed , no desire for the rope (yet) , strange feels lids >"Just talk to someone anon "Bollocks, no one actually wants to hear it, ive seen it with too many people, if its not watching slop on social media its of zero interest to anyone Sitting around with "friends" im always aware that i need to not look miserable or people will notice
>>85056786It's not for everyone>>85056791Another RS3 thing that just makes woodcutting easier... for a price. I think the going rate is around 400m for one today so it's a considerable investment on my side. They released a load of 'skilling off hands' not so long ago which are similar but for other gathering skills.
First jar garn down the hatch nows x
I still hear you grunt when you sleep next to meI still feel your knob in my gape (in my gape)Forgive me my nappy but I don't know whyWithout cock it's hard to survive'Cause every time i'm bummed, I get this feelingAnd every time your hard, I'm spreading it wideCan't you feel my batty slaps?Gaping me fastBantus deep inside'Cause every time I'm bummed, I shit me nappiesAnd every time we fist, I try not to cryCan't you stuff me batty hole?I'll give you a blow?Want you in my arse.My bum is a castle, brown knobs are a ramBreak down me gate (I'm cravin' black man)The big and the Bantu,I've nigh fucked them allTheir willies rise when I fallhttps://youtu.be/LjZ2zwXbta4
>>85056804Our number one bachelor. He's looking to start a family.
>>85056818No need to get defensive little lad.
>>85056838I'm unfamiliar. I am feeling unusually brave atm, figured it's worth doing though. Idk anything about this guy
>>85056747you should try the /brit/ threads on /int/ dee lass, a lot more active
>>85056868I might try that eventually as well. I don't really go on that board though, trying these first
Fancy getting your jaw spun? Kings cross today 6 pm. I'll fite anybody.
>>85056818400m WOW. I Suppose it's easier than ever to make money then?
eating sour patch kidsblue raspberry
>>85056835Welpers greatest hits: The bumsesh years
>>85056884these are fucking class lads
>>85056883Thieving is probably the best unless you're able to do hard mode bosses (I'm not quite there yet, almost though) it's anywhere from 20 to 40m per hour depending on drops. I usually do a fair bit of merchanting around new updates and double XP to build my balance up for minimum effort. I'm by no means rich though and a lot of my money is tied up in untradables now (3.3b).
Get me and Albanian Deano to that wokkle bank it coming homes x
>>85056694Alright mate hope you're having a good weekend did you watch the match last night?
What's the best place to eat sea food in sunderland?
Got my hosepipe absolutely sloshing water around my little garden, giving all my plants a really nice soak. Plus I've got my AC keeping my at a brisk 14C indoors, might even have to put a jumper on lol. Finally I've got a chiller full of jars kept lovely and ice cold.All thanks to the taxpayers x
Me and my schoolmates thought we were the height of genius when we came up with the term 'shiss' to mean where you shit and piss yourself at the same time.
>>85056858Everybody itt is 30+ and doesn't have a job FYI
>>85056875Drop some contacts for dee lads. See what happens
>>85056995thats just a shit for me
>>85056972It's been good thank you, and yourself? Yep me and the brother had a quiet one at his, lucky he only lives 5 mins away on foot, I'm blessed in that regard. I thought the ref was a bit dubious personally.
>>85056760What does your gf or wife think about you pouring some much of your time into playing video games like you're still a kid?
>>85056997I have no plans to work. What's the point these days when there's no jobs.
HE'S BREAKING THE HOSEPIPE BAN. I REPEAT: HE'S BREAKING THE HOSEPIPE BAN!
>>85056924Who needs friends, a gf and a life when you have double XP to build. Grim waster.
>2016 was 10 years agoFUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>85057013>>85056994Actually boggles my fucking mind that a fucking hosepipe ban is even a fucking thing. The state is so fucking incompetent it is actually running out of water. This is a problem for medieval desert countries, not for fucking England in 2026. Useless cunts.
>>85056924That's insane when you think about it back in the day max cash was 2147m and you're sitting on double that.
Women? Lonely? I don't believe they can be.
>>85057022The female equivalent to video games and 4chan?
>>85056747>about Why no info about your previous relationships, sexual experience am I to assume you're a virgin? Otherwise why no info provided please?
Women go crazy when they realise they're a few years off from cooking with scrambled eggs.
>>85057020Sort of everything is like that in this country. Every year we get a tiny bit of snow everything fucking shuts down. In France it snows a similar amount and people just get on with it because local authorities are prepared.
>>85057038Yeah the UK government is quite uniquely incompetent in this sort of thing, despite claiming to be a modern nation.
>>85057029>The female equivalent to video games and 4chan?Talking with friends.
>>85057021The RS3 economy is crazy that's why but the damage is done now and there's no fixing it. Look at the price of an abby whip :( used to be a rarity. I saw a youtube vid from someone saying they're thinking about fresh start worlds (separate worlds with separate progress)... not something I'd go for personally BUT I can see why they'd be thinking about it.
Bantu wollocks are back in town xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prv3wl3X9O4
>>85057022women stealing another thing from men. What are they like?
>>85057045Daddy must be so proud of the man you become.
Grim. Ugly British men racemixing with asian women is a terrible combination. Expect he couldn't get a white girlfriend due to their standards. Probably would have had a healthy child with a white woman. You-Hoover-Fong syndrome wouldn't happen white couples.
>>85057046how many hours will you have put in on 4chan this week big man
>>85057045Party hats are off the scales as well but they're coming down now the games being abandoned by whales after MTX. I managed to snag an easter egg a few months ago (stupidly) and lost a few hundred mil.
>>85057053>>85057015>>85057006Why're you monging out at runescapelad?
>>85057037Some of them just don't know because of cultural white lies and the media pushing random celebrities having kids at 40 as normal. They think you can just do it whenever, once your precious career has wound down a bit. My cousin is late 20s, wants sprogs, but still says "not right now, I'll wait for now" ????? As if there's all the time in the world.
>>85057062Why are you happy to see him waste his life?
>>85057004It's been good so far, went to church this morning and got a pork shoulder in the oven at the minute.
>run_shutin_incel_seethe_and_cope.exe
Women be like I'm 35 I'm not ready to have kids yet LMAO
>>85057047Women will always believe they have it worse than me in most aspects of life. You can't debate it because they bring up old shit like "we were forced to stay home and be housewives" a few generations ago.
>>85057043I think also there is a subconscious desire for total collapse in this country. It is hard to describe.
What is it with foids and that shitty book series? They love to live in a fantasy world. State of her too. Ugly tats, terrible eyebrows, nose ring, probably got some fake tan on too...insecure much?
>>85057066Wasting your time spamming your opinion about it is somehow better? Explain please.
Tricky wordle today desu
>>85057045>>85057061How has it gotten like that?
>>85057083Because none of these 'booktubers' actually enjoy reading or like books or have any appreciation for literature. It's all about being the kind of person who reads books and then presenting yourself as that person online. They're just pretending because they enjoy the aesthetic of being a 'book reader'.
>In Edinburgh, Caden Armstrong, 26, a Los Angeles native who spent her teenage years visiting the original Ripped Bodice, studied publishing and worked in a bookstore but struggled to find romance books when she first moved to the UK.Another immigrant with rich parents just gets to live here. Bet she thinks her life is unfair compared to men. I bet only women keep her business going too.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg744p7ddyko
>>85057072It's just a way of them saying "we are still relevant despite our higher chances of having a downs syndrome baby, please don't be interested in sexier, younger women that will have healthy babies." Women over 30 should not have babies.
>>85057094One small goblinboy ruined it. Funnily enough you get to off the fucker in a quest at some point, quite poetic seeing as MTX is sort of out of the game now. This will give a better explanation than I can - https://runescape.wiki/w/Squeal_of_Fortune/Controversies
You know what I fucking hate? How actual good independent bookstores are all gone now. There are like a dozen listed in London, which isn't many to begin with, but if you actually go to them they're all invariably some kind of fucking ultra-gay feminist/anarchist/progressive/marxist/LGBT specialist bookstore stocked with shite like Why White Men Need To Be Castrated by Fatimah Z. Mohammedan-Cavendish.Any of you lads of any independent bookstores that are just there to sell you nice books rather than make a political point and fund activism?
>>85057085It will post my opinions on man children. There is your explanation big man.
>>85057096I've yet to see any foid on these tiktoks analyse and review some of the greats like War and Peace or The Catcher in the Rye. Most of these tiktok reads are like primary school tier reading level. They have no individual thought process - they must copy what some other woman is doing.
>>85057147Yep, and even then they don't actually read the books, they just know that other similar foids flock to those sort of dogshit YA slop books because again they like the aesthetic of being someone like that. They don't read the books, they ask an LLM to summarise the series for them and read off a script. Seriously some of expect you to believe they actually read a 5000 page series in like 10 days since their last series review. Come on, it's all so fake, I just despair that people can't see it.
>>85057127It would be a huge risk to set up a genuine book shop with actual literature these days. There used to be more male readers but this industry has been flooded with female romance crap. I feel like the same is slowly happening with video games but so far it has been able to achieve the same effect. Games like Tell Me Why sell so bad they make it free every pride month to make it seem like it has sold a lot.
>>85057143That sounds sadder than playing runescape desu
>reading books>in 2026
Wonder if i can rile up the seethers with a HAWG post?
There are foids that literally go to work 2 or 3 times a week as a "social media officer" and think this is skilled work. Can you imagine if men all wanted to do these easy female jobs? Society would collapse so quickly if men stopped doing challenging and physically demanding work. Women would not step up to do these jobs if we balanced out every industry.
Sean found in a coma round the back of an islamic bookshop with used rubbers strewn around him
>>85057188Do german websites usually come up as first option for you?
Me and Deano are the wokkle bank raiders x
>>85057178I'm sure it does to another man child waster of life.
>>85057190Never seen motorbikes as anything other than performative masculinity desu. They're objectively less functional than a car, so all that remains is hobbyism, aka LOOK AT ME I'M A MOTORBIKE RIDER!
>>85057195How many posts do you make on 4chan during your 16 hour day stints?
>>85057194Lots of Turkish VPNs default to German servers. Not even memeing that's literally a known thing kek.
>>85057022Men can't have shed groups without women invading it but you can bet they'll be allowed to keep men out even though loneliness is a gender neutral issue
Greentext mong is a turk?
Going to get on that combat mastery now with a few clannies
Having hair down to your arse is not fun on this heat, lids. Haven't had a haircut in nearly 10 years I reckon. Is it lush? COURSE IT IS!
>>85057204NTA but I kept track for about a week one time just to see what my average posting was like and I was at about 25 an hour. 25 x 16 = 400 or so a day.
Bottom line:Just like "white bread" is more appealing to everyone, as is "white rice", white characters (I'll refer to asians and caucasians as white here) are much better to look at it.Lets face it, if anime was made up of all black people, you guys would NOT be watching it.White people look cooler. Racist or not.
>>85057201its pretty neat lad, i suggest everyone gets on bike at some point in their lives
>>85057217Your dad must be delighted with how you turned out x
>>85057227You need to cheer up, seething all day won't do your menty elf any good x
>>85057215tbqh it's posts are very forrencoded so it isn't a stretch to think
>>85057192One up his arse?
Absolutely love cumming I do. Love the feeling of my fucking taint and shaft and bollocks contracting and pulsating and just fucking throwing my load out the tip of my cock. I love cumming in things and on things, I really don't care as long as I'm cumming. It's crazy how nice it is to cum.
>>85057218it is such a struggle. missed kick off yesterday by several minutes because of how long the shower took.for me it's only been two years, buzzed my head right down and a shower took <5 mins now it's a whole ordeal. and any slight hair loss is like a whole hairball that can clog the sink: that might only be 5-6 actual hairs, you wouldn't even notice that with a short back n sides.(we are all like soundy's girlfriend in life x)
Actually a little detour for some QOL items
Need a hairline update from lollers asap
>>85057269You look a bit underdressed for the company you have lol
>>85057284I shant be granting this request. I know you lot too well, it's just an invitation to attack me.
>>85057268Dang, luckily I ain't going bald or anything. And because it's so hot I can easily have a cold shower. The shampooing and conditioning takes the longest tbqh, and you have to scrub your scalp well or it'll build up. Bloody HECK! Taking a shit with arse long hair is also a major headache.
if i ever go back to that CBD drinks place 'The Healing Cafe' (oh i see, very clever) i'm going to ask the hippy barista if he has 'the real shit, dawg' and i bet he'll say yes.then i'll reveal i am an auditor, auditing his spliff distribution (spliffstribution). no blackmail: only justice.
Muslims don't eat sea food
>>85057293it's not about what's on your head:it's about what's in your HEART
>>85057293How many hours on IRC today grim waster?
Loads pokeclunge about lads.Back's killing from looking at binders.Bought some stuff, cig break time, might get a beer when I come out in an hour again.
Quitting porn is probably the best thing you can do but you won't.
>>85057312you get yourself a nice PokeGF, friend.or at least several rare Pidgey cards
>>85057293what do your 'mates' think about you being on irc all day?
>>85057297They don't eat half the food that's out there. They don't dance. They make or play music. They don't make or watch movies or television shows or art. They don't write or read books. They don't contribute to the sciences. They don't invent anything. They don't really do fucking anything. Truly some of the most miserable boring people on earth. They're content to subsist as goat farmers chanting passages from their holy book and fucking their cousins until the end of time.
Couldn't get any bites from runescapelad now he's targeting lollers the absolute whopper, slow day or something seethelad?
>>85057319But porn makes my life infinitely better and more palatable than without it. Trust me, I've tried; I was just bored and miserable without porn.
>>85057324>They don't contribute to the sciences. They don't invent anything. didn't Arabs make some cool mathematical advances?granted, this was centuries ago. but credit where credit is due.
>>85057293This isn't me, but I will not be providing a real hairline update.>>85057307I agree, too much negativity around here.>>85057311Just keep it open in the background, more interesting conversations than here desu.>>85057322My mates are my mates, if they were the sort to get shitty with me for using IRC then they wouldn't be my mates. What sort of mates do you keep, lad?
If lollers is a paedophile why does he have an adult woman as a gf?
>>85057285This should be better
>>85057328i'm a bit curious where this IRC gimmick is going tbqh. it's like the topics he picks have downgraded in seriousness.
>>85057330You don't feel sad after wasting hours on it? You are meant to replace it with other things like going out for a nice walk. Obviously you should be getting up and going to sleep at normal times too. I was up at 6 am today, stepped outside and felt the warm breeze. Made me wish I could be doing more than just gooning and wasting my life as a shut-in every day.
>>85057339I'm sure it does have interesting conversations for man child wasters of life like yourself
>>85057339>This isn't mecan either of you be trusted, with those 17...jpg era filenames??>I agree, too much negativity around here.also we are moids, hair is for women to play with.>What sort of mates do you keep, lad?you know the majority of us do not have mates DO NOT BE CRUEL ;__;
>he uses IRC>What a life!
>>85057320Got 1 pidgey I was after, some meowth, rattata, a funky Japanese one. Having a cider now, then do another lap. Should have brought a spliff, but fuck it, I'll have it when I get back.
>>85057361pretending to be me you grim irc man child
>me wasting man childs
>>85057344Interesting, now become a tin of spam
>>85057361Kys nonce cunt nobody wants you here
Seethemong on a massive melty, runescapelad, lollers, who is next?
Getting a bit stinky this wokkle bank too many cummies around x
>>85057332Claims of an Islamic golden era are generally very overblown. There were men in the Middle East who did contribute to some areas of mathematics, but interestingly these people were often accused of heresy by the Islamic authorities if not openly being part of Zoroastrian, Christian and Jewish minorities that just happened to live under the caliphate which covered huge swathes of the Middle East so included all sorts of people. It's more accurate to say that some advances in mathematics happened during the height of the Islamic caliphate, despite attempts by Islamic theocracy to suppress such insights and occurring in the context of widespread stagnation imposed as a direct result of Islamic theocracy. A lot of Westerners really have a hard time grasping just how regressive Islam is on a fundamental, philosophical level. One of the core tenets of Islam is that reality is unknowable because God can do anything at any time and cannot be predicted or controlled. This sort of worldview inherently discourages research, innovation and exploration and these things are viewed with suspicion if not outright hostility by Islamic scholars. For them the world begins and ends with the Quran.Jewish percentage of planetary population: approx 0.2%. Jewish percentage of Nobel prize winners: 25%Muslim percentage of planetary population: approx 25.6%. Muslim percentage of Nobel prize winners: 0.5%Despite both being inbred to fuck and from the same geographical region.
>>85057374>pretending to be mewhat? i'm not saying i'm the person to whom he was replying, i replied to three different things, how would that even be possible?
Impersonating the lads who are more interesting than them.
Forgot to say, fucking taxi driver (brown) talking about how girls are dressed and they're just gagging for it and want dick and a train run on them.Guess he sees nothing wrong with the paki rape squads.
Lollers fastfetch and desktop please? No?
>>85057414not rite. they are just dressed up for FUN as a HOBBY.what you're supposed to say is>i bet that bitch just likes the costumes, she hasn't actually read a single issue of Pokemon Adventures IN HER LIFE
Think you need to pipe down seethemong x
Given the chance I'd beat up Lollers
>>85057074>dude, we had to stay at home while our husbands were out doing significantly harder jobsI don't get how this became such a thing for them to complain about.
Inform the apus that Lindsey Graham has died
Not lollers and not using fastfetch but I am on Linux
The Sunday seethies
>>85057487Alri mintlad? How you like cinnamon? I'm a kde man myself, but occasionally xfce.
stomach cramps for me ;_;
>>85057483But we had to raise a child and go through painful child birth a few times. HARD LIFE!
>>85057484don't know who that is, but it's said whenever anyone who was close t' homo dies
Couldn't be me that going around trying to start arguments with other people for no reason. What a sad life I genuinely pity you
>>85057514for me it's K cramps. feelings don't care about the source/cause (nor can i time travel)
>>85057513I don't mind it, I did try to move to catchyos but it didn't work very nice with a game I play so I switched back. I'm a novice anyway but just happy to be away from microslop. What os are you on?
>>85057526Get on the opiate grind my guy
HAHA DO DRUGS IT'S SO COOL XD
>>85057534good idea friend. not only will it ease my pain, but it will be cool.sadly i'll have to wait until Tuesday, just how it works ;_;
>>85057487>>85057513>>85057530Two nonces talking to each other
Seethelads on a mega melty lmao
Too many impersonators around here spreading lies about me. Shall be taking a break until your interest dies down.
Seethespastic never achieved anything in life even as a child he was never told "I'm proud of you" or "well done son" all throughout his life he's been a failure. Now his 30s now he's still the same, nothing has changed so he tries to unload a lifetime of anger onto others. No friends no family nobody to care about him we are the only ones he has left. What a life
>>85057555take care fake Lollers
>>85057555Go and stay go you fucking nonce
nobody can ever impresonate me because 1. i am an anonymous poster and 2. even with the limited feature set of ASCII, every post contains a unique secret pattern known only to me and a select few.
>>85057559Same goes for you except you read all his posts lmao
>>85057483t. thinks clothes, dishes etc. are self-cleaning
Why would someone use Linux? Is it for porn?
Ever notice how in JAV they put so much emphasis on kissing? Almost like the tongues are genitals.
>>85057577I used linux when I was skint and couldnt afford windows. As soon as I had some money again I switched back.
Tried to get mental health help but the lady on the phone kept asking for my name and address. Said my number was "anonymous". Why would I give my details out to a stranger? I just need help.
>>85057577Windows rapes your hardware, opening the menu opens a react browser window spiking your CPU for example, not lushingtons.
Another cock another wokkle but always DeanoIt's like the visions of bantus seems to be trueAnother cock another wokkle but always DeanoIn the night I dream of bantus and youI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so trueI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so truehttps://youtu.be/Pav2f4b-1ZE
>>85057577less overhead if you're running e.g. a web server
>>85057586I wouldn't switch back because Linux on better hardware sounds more appealing to me. There's too much storage and memory used with Windows with all that telemetry. It will phone home to various servers even when you deselect everything in the privacy settings.
>>85057577Main benefits of linux (minor variations between distributions, but all generally apply vs windows and macOS):>reduced bloat>faster operations>completely customisable and open source>no built-in spyware>relative safety vs malware
>>85057588you could ring 111 or something?unless you said like 'i am about to jump off a bridge' or 'i'm off murdering' just view it like any health condition. they'd send an ambulance round if they thought there was something serious and immediate. getting sectioned is pretty difficult and police welfare checks are usually like concerned family members weaponising them against you.you can talk to the Samaritans anonymously but if it's the NHS, they will just ask, like with anything. get on to that community mental health team in person if you can, get that crisis team phone number on standby x
>>85057614They don't do that with me. They just tell you to ring 999 (where you cannot make your number hidden) or walk to A&E. So bored of being told to feel the temperature on my chest for mental health conditions. Sometimes you get the same person you dislike so have to hang up and try again.
>>85057599I bet you're a hit with the girls
>>85057628if it's not super immediate could you go to your GP and try to arrange a referral to the mental health team?obvs if you feel suicidal or something give them a ring, you can always challenge it if they do something horrible/invasive (not how it should be but the NHS as a whole is a bit terrible atm)
I said the call handler I have no clothes and no shoes. They just said "can you borrow some clothes and get someone to take you to the nearest hospital" like I want to do that. I could be living on my own. I said "I will walk there without clothes, is that ok?" and they just said "that is up to you."Then they think I have a mobile phone to take with me, which I don't. I hate how they just presume any one with mental health issues is just normal.
>>85057390Can't do spam but I can do chicken. It's a shame the outfit is untradable so it'll sit on an account I'll never play again.
remember those Mega Man Battle Network games where Mega Man was MegaMan.EXE and you controlled him in cyberspace fighting enemies on a board game grid with different attack cards?
>>85057642Tried all that bollocks lad. Gets you nowhere. They give up if you don't come outside your room when they send a social worker round.
>>85057651did you say the bizzies gave you plimsolls once when you were arrested?is there some hospital number you could ring and check if they have shoes? i mean they have gowns, maybe they can provide footwear.for me it's how unbearably cold hospitals are. you do need to provide your own jumper + coat if you're sat in A&E overnight.
>>85057663might not be an ideal option, but could you acquire anti-anxiety pills just to get yourself outside? check over at /drugfeel/?i know that feel though. had advisors offer to come round mine and it's like, 'even if my flat was clean, i don't have chairs.'don't like people in my space anyway. i'm not in prison, i know my rights x
>>85057592Bantu boy update little lid?
>>85057575I do that stuff now cause I don't have a wife. It's piece of piss.
>>85057668I chuck away any clothing and footwear them rozzers hand me. That's why you see a lot of gray jumpers dumped outside custody suites. The hospitals I've been in have always felt a bit dry and warm with constant fan noises. A&E have dedicated rooms for mental patients (unfortunately some nutter usually comes in an adjoining room with no door). Staff have to constantly stand between the patients but I've come close to being attacked.
Police tried to get me done in for ringing the non-emergency number. Apparently you're not meant to use that to vent your frustrations with them. One time I forgot to hide my number when I redialled and they swarmed me ten minutes later. They must've felt so proud as this would've been maybe the hundredth time they got a call from me kek.
>duude druugus >dude did you know theres a drug for that>dude...>this drug is crazy >its like psychedelic but the head space is sober>wooooooow >did i mention i do drugs >yeah i'm like a 35 year old guy that does drugs it's pretty cool LMAO
>>85057723>I forgot to hide my number when I redialleddoesn't matter if you ring emergency line they can still get your number
nice day out today.shan't be taking advantage of that (and that's final x)
Old mate Helper was stumblin' aroundthe Sunderland streets like his own playground.When suddenly matron burst from the shadeand told him his care home fees weren't paid.Helper got pissed and he reached for a beershouted "I'm a proud gay man, let's get some gear!"He took a massive swig and a pill from his pocketand stretched his long neck right out like a rocket!He grew ten foot tall with his head in the skylooking for a local lad who caught his eye.He sniffed another line and he started to ravewhile the nurses in the hallway tried to make him behave!But they didn't expect him to down a whole crateof WKD at a terrifying rate.He opened his jaws and let out a roarand headbutted the ceiling from the care home flooooooooor!THIS IS THE ULTIMATE COMEDOWN OF ULTMATE DESTINYCARE STAFF, PINTS, AND BAGGIES, AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!WILL HIS LIVER SURVIVE, DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE?THE ULTIMATE COMEDOWN... OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!The party rages on and things were getting quite tensein the common room area past the back fence.Helper started flirting with a lad named Keithwhilst spilling french lager all over his teeth.Then a caretaker tried to confiscate his stashso he hit the deck with a monumental crash.He used his giraffe neck to peep over the walland dodged the paramedics and staff in the hall!Then Chuck Norris walke... nah, he wasn't thereit was just the night nurse with a wheelchair!Helper didn't care, he was out of his mindleaving a trail of soiled nappies behind.He was dancing on the table in his favourite briefsbringing the wearside home to it's knees...THIS IS THE ULTIMATE COMEDOWN OF ULTMATE DESTINYCARE STAFF, PINTS, AND BAGGIES, AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!WILL HIS LIVER SURVIVE, DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE?THE ULTIMATE COMEDOWN... OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!
>>85057767too many syllables. every line is a struggle trying to fit it to the original lyrics/melody ;_;
>>85057743Not the non-emergency numbers. They don't see it as they say "what's the number you're calling from as it's showing as private".
Sean Ass upFace down
>>85057776Not THAT anon but what about the other parodies that have been posted today? Genuinely curious.
>>85057807not as high effort. just some find-and-replace mad libs with pop song verses, no attempt to tell an overall story or even replace them with e.g. soundalike words or puns.
Almost gf breeding o' clock, is itX
>>85057823Nice one lad, for me though tonight ain't about breeding, it's about that sloppy gluk gluk iykwim
>>85057823>breedingIf your "gf" even exists you are using a condom like a cuckold. At your age sex with a condom is basically gay sex.
>>85057807>>85057817Me? I thought this one >>85057592 had a nice vibe to it, deanos, gapes, bantus, wokkles, very groovy indeed.
how do the 'it's a Discord gf' theorists explain Soundlad's gf leaving hair in the shower? is that a Minecraft mod?
Aren't you excited, lads?
>>85057866Looks like AI slop. Honestly, I checked out after all the Thanos stuff was over.
Soundlad fucks while you saddos ejaculate on the carpet
>>85057866not really but i will download it. i skipped about ten of these and watched that Fantastic Four.it was fine for what it was, but it's really just on par with the Jessica Alba one except now an average action flick gets strange/universal praise.tbqh they're weirdly entertaining if you go in with very little idea of what's going on. i GENERALLY understand who the characters are from the comics i've read, but at this point the whole universe was wiped clean because of a Dr Strange wish? Loki has been resurrected 2-3 times, including after being told he couldn't resurrect again? why not just bring Aunt May back to life? why aren't people in this world all addicted to drugs/booze? everyone has either died for years or known someone who has, and it could happen again at any moment.very silly but it's fun seeing the script try to make sense of it all.
Just finished my tea. Now thinking about what I can have for supper
>dude drugs bro>dude i just dosed >woah>the geometric patterns bro...>the visuals...>bro do you have visuals>yeah it's like... an aztec temple bro it's crazy... wooooooah>dude it's only banned because they don't want people to wake up >dude drugs... woah>brooo drugs bro why don't the fake comic book people just take druuugs bro take hella drugs yeah thats sweet bro
>>85057906What kind of tea did you drink?
Drugs are so cool man it's just like the movies I watched growing up but now it's me doing it in IRL. I became the cool guy.
Why did Chavs kill Sophie Lancaster lads?
Still trying hard try hards?
>>85057935cute couple, would sit in their flat and listen to The Cure vinyls with them until they lent me some money for the bus home.
Always use lube and a light grip when wanking. No lube leads to desensitisation and if you're not careful you will default to a deathgrip, all of which means when you actually shag a woman you will struggle to keep it up.
>>85057928I had mince and chips and five slices of bread and butter. I had a Pepsi with it
Always use lube and a gentle pre-stretch before indulging in a cheeky bumsesh. No lube leads to a sore batty and if you're not careful anal fissures and piles, all of which means when you actually desperately need your guts rearranged you'll struggle to take more than an inch.
>>85057994why would you want your todger to be slippery rather than have grip/friction? it's not a garage door.
How many wanks have you had this week to sate your boredom and loneliness?
I've had Julius the shoeless pinging me non-stop on whatsapp all day. I don't think he gets the message that he isn't invited to mine and Deanos bumsesh today x
Lovely historical buildings in York. I must go get myself some gin and then a Greggs.
>Arriving today 3:00 pm - 6:00 pmjust want my Diet Coke lads. is that too much to ask for...? ;__;
>>85058011Depends if the weekday starts on a Sunday or Monday.
>>85058024Just get down to the corner shop lid they're open all hours
>>85058017>building buckling under its own weightwould be too scared to go inside, me.
>>85058024I get into some pretty bad arguments with me mum when she hasn't got me coke and snacks topped up. If I had income, I'd buy my own but I don't, so it's the least she can be doing.
>>85058011One a day on the weekdays, three on saturday, two so far today but I doubt I'll go for a third. All in all 10 wanks this week.
>>85058042Those buildings are most likely checked yearly for structural concerns. You'd have nothing to worry about.
>>85058041not on a Sunday, closes at 4 o'clock because of the crack den across the road.
>>85058051York Gin has deep pockets. who's to say they aren't bribing some surveyor?
Does 4chan and video games replace your need for friendships and a relationship?
In York they actually go after shoplifters over 15 quid. No wonder other cities and towns are just so shit in comparison. You could steal 100 quid of stock from a Boots easily in my town with a face mask and they wouldn't bother. I need to move there.
>>85058063I doubt they'd want to risk a building collapse over some top quality gin. Insurance must cost a lot.
>>85058070Good, crime is fucking mental in this country, basically legal for the most part.
>>85058086all i'll say is, it's a good thing bars tend to hire attractive people.imagine a bitter young 20-year-old lad in a social environment, with access to flammable liquids and fire...
Corr nice little cuckstamp on your 200,000 car
and then it was time...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtrmWnFAHYE
>>85058105Yeah really fucking insulting, but if you have 200,000 to drop on a car you could just buy a dremel and remove the name part.
>>85058095The billions lost in shoplifting every year could be a universal basic income. Then there would be a big reduction of shoplifting. The biggest retailers have a lot of profits so it would be a good insurance plan.
>>85058067hhl posts on here and plays wornite stop being a bully
I really must go to York and check out the pubs and greggs.
>>85058121The people who commit all the shoplifting already have universal basic income, it's just called bennies. Giving criminals money doesn't stop them being criminals. They aren't stealing due to deprivation.
How do you deal with the daily feelings of worthlessness how do you drag yourself out of that pit of disgrace and despair?
>>85058142i fight crime in my special hat.
How do you pull back from wanting to end it when you think about how bleak your future is?
I wonder if it's posting it's intrusive thoughts as a gimmick now
Rothers been compromised
Would give anything for a good pegging right about now
could be the pop delivery, that van.don't want to check downstairs while the couple on the ground floor are smoking drugs. you never know how people like that will react to events ;_;
>>85058184ITS A WHITE MALE ITS A WHITE MALE WE CAN RELEASE HIS ETHNICITY BECAUSE HES WHITE ITS A WHITE MALE EVERYBODY!
>>85058184how accurate are the post deletion times on the 'chive? does everything just get scraped periodically, or can you reliably say that all the posts deleted at precisely HH:MM:SS were the same lad?(does not bode well for rotheranon if so.)
>>85058135Bennies isn't enough lad. We need a basic life for every person. There aren't enough jobs so really the government should be paying every unemployed person close to minimum wage, then take another 20% taxes from people earning 50k+. There's also this absurd thing where we have a few people earning billions...no single person should ever need a salary more than 100k.
How do you go on knowing you disappointed your mum and you are an embarrassment, you never matured mentally past the age of 15?
>>85058205I'm about to buy a house. You?
>>85058204A few years ago this might have been quite subtle bait
>>85058205I wank a lot to hentai, genuinely does help
If you're new to me channel i have a hidden disability called tmau
Can't escape lads. I fucking failed in life and I have no one else to blame. I'm not even brave enough to end myself.
>>85058199I am sorry I'm baked again and my post didn't make sense >>85058225Think it's a scrape time as you can't see what time a posts been deleted on this site like you can with when something is posted. How do I know? I (Not rotheranon) got a temp and warning last night and my posts deleted in the wave. Yeah I was shitposting not sorry about it either.
>>85058225>Yeah I was shitposting not sorry about it either.*swoons*
>>85058184All very quick and sketchy to me. They've probably just arrested some ex-criminal who didn't even do it and that person will now be painted as the murderer to the courts.
>>85058236just accept you're some cog in a machine and the whole world is actually a giant organism this is called the 'Gaia hypothesis' although it's more of a fact than a 'theory' :)
>>85057935I'm chavin it right nows
Do chavs know they're chavs?
>>85058232fish odour syndromeit's misunderstood and it's unpleasant
>>85058247he stands to gain a lot, nobody (probably not even Twitter weirdos) would judge him if he successfully sued the police.1-2 days out of his life in a mad panic, 'proven innocent' (that's where we're at), great prizes to be won? he's living the dream x
If I had found Deano in my twenties I'd have been off of benefits sooner x
naughty website is loading too slowly (probably a DDoS and that is NOT okay.)
How are the lads that were in your year in school doing? House, missus, kids, job? Us? None of that.
Git it up ya mush
>>85058263Not really, no. I think people underestimate just how unplugged from everything those sorts of people are. Chav is a media commentary term used by generally middle class people. Actual chavs literally do not consume media that isn't football, and even then that's just the men, female chavs do not consume any media at all. They couldn't tell you who the Prime Minister is, they couldn't tell you anything really, would be a surprise if they knew what month it is.
>>85058205I cling to the tiny, tiny, miniscule sliver of hope that my life may improve.Mumberg also said she'd kill herself if I did, it would be sad to be known as the sad sad who roped, let alone the one who killed his mother.Those 2 things keep me going tbdesu, gotta do it for myself and for mumberg.
>>85058288most successful lads (house, car/cars, wife + sprogs) did actually go and learn a trade or sell drugs. stayed in the area, instead of going off to do A-levels/university.
>>85058263I'm not sure if actual middle class people think I'm one, so probably no.
Can't look my mum in the eye when she talks to me, I'm a failure I did nothing to progress myself in life I'd be better off dead.
>On 9 July 1996, in a country lane in Chillenden, Kent, England, Lin Russell, aged 45, her two daughters, six-year-old Megan and nine-year-old Josie and their dog Lucy, were tied up and savagely beaten with a hammer while walking home from a swimming gala.The corrupt police who just couldn't be bothered to properly investigate it (and to reduce community tensions) decided to prosecute an innocent man. This man is still rotting in prison since 1997. He could have been released by now, but you would have to admit guilt to get parole. Juries are going to most likely believe a violent ex-convict druggie did something terrible so they picked him from the hat. >A receipt shows that he was definitely at a Cash Converters in Chatham at 12.21 pm on the day, putting him 40 miles away, although he could have travelled to Chillenden by the time of the murders which occurred at approximately 4.30 pm. A detective from the case later stated that it was possible that, in a haze of drugs, Stone could have forgotten carrying out the attack at all.You're telling me a drug addict out of his mind managed to go 40 miles, not leave a single trace of DNA, murdered MULTIPLE persons unknown to him and left their bodies. Absolute corruption isn't it? There must be thousands of innocent men in prison - most for non-serious crimes. I have no trust in the police.
oh man. Just remembered this mad dream I had last night.So I was in some kind of tourist attraction and it was getting dark, and I realised I had to trek through a dark forest to get home, so walked over to a family and asked if I could follow them since they had a torch, and then they turned to look at me, and it was a black American family, and they screamed and ran off like I was some kind of English forest goblin.And then I had to dance for money so I could buy my own torch from the gift shop.I like dreams like this.
>White guy nonces a kid>Entire country and local area bays for his fucking blood, family disowns him and often call for the death penalty>Muslim guy nonces a kid>Every muslim even vaguely related to him appears in court to tell the jury he's actually a good guy, local imams praise him, his family call the police racistInteresting these little delights that multiculturalism brings us, eh lads?
sounds like there's an issue with anons pop delivery every week. not rite.
>>85058311Same here most of the lads I knocked around with and speak to are tradies or dealers larping as tradies
Can't fail if you never try. Story of my life, it's not like I can go back and try again. Totally fucked my life.
>>85058366Life begins at 50, de lid x
To prove you are innocent, you have to log every fucking day you do something, buy stuff in shops and keep receipts always, make sure you carry a phone (tracking movements), make video recordings of yourself constantly. Miss one day and the police will use that one day to claim you did this thing at this time. It's quite scary to think about.Don't forget the women that delete select messages from WhatsApp (these will delete on your end as well) and then make out you raped them too.
>>85058369Cooorrrrr, only gotta wait another six years for my life to begin then!Question, lad - does life beginning mean losing your virginity too? Otherwise, when can I expect to?
>>85058362And then some smug cunt on twitter is like "oh, suddenly no riots when a white person does it... Curious..."Yeah, because the white person is spending their life in prison, and disowned by their own family at that point.
Welper celebrating a successful raid on Sunderland's Lube Vault by dousing himself in the slipperiest goo known to man then jumping arse first into the Bantu Pit naked.
>>85058370you cant delete messages after 5 minutes
>>85058270I just want to know why they picked someone from several counties away. I hope there is solid evidence. Is he an ex-convict? Is there CCTV? It's all too easy these days to use AI to frame someone too. Who will the jury believe?
>>85058288Never had facebook or kept in contact with anyone so I have no idea
>>85058392>then jumping arse first into the Bantu Pit naked.Blimey, bet you could hear the hooting and hollering for miles around.
>>85058365>dealers larping as tradieswhy is it always 'landscaping'? is it so they can have a mad chuckle to themselves about how they take care of weed gardens?
>>85058405Had to have it soundproofed after local residents complained of the near constant sound of clapping and cries of 'FUAAAAARRRKIN HELL' long into the early morning.
>>85058393They can on their end and screenshot it. Police actually take screenshots as "evidence".I could easily edit a screenshot in photo editing software, manipulate the metadata, the location data, the file birth, modification and access times. Metadata is also used as evidence because too many people think it can't be changed (only removed). They won't believe someone that says "he could've modified the metadata" will they?
>Next year will be different. Not it fucking won't. Another lie I tell myself every year. Half the year has gone and all I've done is exactly what I always do. 4chan and video games, wank, eat sleep.
>>85058417It's actually funny you say that as I'm picking up some weed off my usual guy in a few hours who is a landscape gardener by trade.
>>85058295>They couldn't tell you who the Prime Minister isbasedwhy waste your time following the news when it makes zero difference to your life
>>85058423Why don't you quit wasting your time on porn and just force yourself to go out every morning?
>>85058288last i saw one of my friends was fully burned out from weed and booze and actually addicted to vtubers.
>>85058362Muslims still have strong family values while whites celebrate when their grandmother dies because theyll inherit 5k
>>85058417NTANo qualifications lad, all you need is a few mowers ,strimmers, a rusty van and you have a fully fledged "landscaping" company >t.golf course wagie
Why do people do this?! Even has UTK tatt from Tommy Robinson gang
I'm done lads, pokefest has been completed, loadsa cards, a sticker, a cool new binder. Don't think of the price as buying stuff, but easily spent 150 today, botentially more.I'm ready for a spliff , and food and beer, but mainly a spliff. Also, fuck meant to buy some clear sleeves.Also x2, 21000 quid card (pic, not bought)
>>85058422>Metadata is also used as evidence because too many people think it can't be changed (only removed).just want to share this factoid about how the BTK Killer got caught after 30 years:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Rader#mwBIA
>>85058442Wonderful, so which Islamic country will you be moving to and when?
>>85058463how is your life better than his lad
>>85058472>Also, fuck meant to buy some clear sleeves.could get yourself in one of them Forbidden Planet type places tomorrow, if you're staying another night?or just go on that Amazon.(feels like they'll sell the same Ultra Pro sleeves marked-up at these conventions, tbqh.)cool cards. i'll always have a fondness for the dodgy 90s CGI and watercolours, but as far as 'clean'/smooth art goes, these are nice.
>>85058491What is your metric for a better life big lad?
>>85058402I too hide the shame of my life by not having social media
>>85058472Coor nice one lid, that sounded like a womfy day outIm going to get on that /spliff/ grind now my self, been feeling extra miserable today
Welper being thrown off the rooftop of a building in rural Iraq only he lands and bounces off of his Bolton Butt Lifted batty, hopping deftly to a camp of Al Zutt who promptly stuff his arse in.
>>85058502no need to be defensive all i asked was how is your life better than his i didn't mean to upset you bigger lad
>>85058478>In his letters to police, Rader asked whether his writings, if put on a floppy disk, could be traced. Police answered his question in a classified ad posted in the Eagle, saying, "Rex, it will be ok."sounds like he wanted to be caught.
>>85058502Home owner Sprog haver
showed this to the apu and it damn near blew his mind
>>85058503I do this too x
don't forget, not everyone can smell it
>>85058493Yeah I'll just use scamazon.Proper loving muh new binder, picrel.>>85058506What's been getting you down lad?
I love travelling
>>85058509What metric?
Get me gaped and get me cream filled like a wustard doughnut x
>>85058472Show us your pickups lad
>>85058531Prefer strawberry jam filled myself but it will do
I'm a foid i love travelling to brownoid shitholes
>>85058533After the spliff I will, just need to feel less blurgh, if you know what I mean.
>>85058520Are you the anon with the camel branded darts?
>>85058530pick your best since you want to prove yourself lad
>>85058472>21 grand for a card And I thought my hobby was expensive
>>85058539Brownoid here, bugger off we're full.
>>85058510probs just didn't understand how deleting files on a file system worked. police were having a laff though, stitched him up good and proper.that Zodiac Killer's messages are being decoded in software as we speak. he probably didn't see that coming.what about when AI goes through all our old internet posts and retrospectively nootices the patterns?
kekking at this>you got this, bro
>>85058552Cock length in an erect state, if it's under 6 inches then you're a loser in life x
My plastic watering can had a small slit in the bottom where water was leaking out, I had to repair it with gorilla glue because fuck paying a tenner for one. Robbing cunts.
Why do foids solo travel more than men
>music video i hit play on 10 minutes ago starts playing in the backgroundyes YouTube, i AM experiencing interruptions!(noticed this with NewPipe yesterday too.)
Smoking crack from out the back of buildings
>>85058551not him de lad but on a loose tangent the marlboro game gear slaps
Spark a foid while holding a can drinking
>>85058551No that is me. Joe Camel was a good lad silenced by big government for being too cool.
>>85058589Miss them sparking out days
>>85058559>that Zodiac Killer's messages are being decoded in software as we speak. he probably didn't see that coming.Might just be random useless text that can't be deciphered? Maybe he just wanted to make them waste a lot of time for decades. There are lots of old manuscripts that can't be translated still even with AI.>what about when AI goes through all our old internet posts and retrospectively nootices the patterns?This already happens even without AI.
>>85058560You'd struggle with an empty bar, e-hero.
I'm in serious shit, me battys not stuffedIf I'm asking for cock, it's only becauseBeing with you has opened my arseYou're seven inches, yet only half mast?I keep spreading myself, wondering howI keep winking my eye, my bum turned inside outWanna fly to a place where it's hung lads and meWelp Welperstyle, so I can hop on their meat(Welp Welperstyle, so I canhop on their meat)All the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobsIn me arse and gob, In me arse and gobIn me arse and gobAll the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobsIn me arse and gob, In me arse and gobIn me arse and gobThis is not enough (FUARK, FUARK)This is not enough (All the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobs)My guts all mixed up, arse battered and mushedThey say it's my fault, but I want cock so muchWanna run me away where the Arabs and TurksCome in over my face, willies sputter and spurtWhen they stop and stare, don't worry me'Cause my batty is gaped, from tan brown skinned meatI can try to cumfart, I can try to forgetBut it's driving me mad, giving foreigners headAll the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobsIn me arse and gob, In me arse and gobIn me arse and gobAll the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobsIn me arse and gob, In me arse and gobIn me arse and gobThis is not enough (FUARK, FUARK)This is not enough (All the Bantu knobs, all the Bantu knobs)https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8
>>85058628A spastic like you? I bet you would struggle to hit the board little lad
>>85058632I bench more than you little lad
Being a Brit who is pro-gun ownership takes more courage than any fucking preening queer 'coming out' into the country most tolerant and systematically privileging of your lifestyle in history
Saw an Apu the other day with TOADABILITY car. Was sick to my stomach they get those and Cozy Coupes for free.
>>85058624>Might just be random useless text that can't be deciphered?they've done some already:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55285805just pure 'ha ha you will never catch me you fool's!!!' nonsense.>There are lots of old manuscripts that can't be translated still even with AI.if e.g. that Voynich Manuscript is a real constructed language and not just gibberish (isn't that what linguist boffins reckon?) maybe it can be algorithmically or brute-force solved eventually. mite b cool.
>>85058635That's the classic tones of the Welp Welper we've come to know
don't want to speak ill of the Star Wars prequels but for all the weird retcons i don't like this one.i like Alec Guinness Obi-Wan just being a trickster, secret manipulative agenda. it was HIS idea to pull his 'certain point of view' nonsense to goad Luke. now it's like, 'oh he learned that little trick from Anakin.'Obi-Wan was never some incorruptible good guy, the whole point is Luke was better than him.
>>85058628We enjoy it thank you, it is nice to meet up for Wednesday 701 league at the pub. Do you get out much to get up that sort of thing if not darts? They did get a laugh out of this one I sent in the GC earlier, I am the only lad who is yet to hit a maxi.
>>85058684>this oneS T A G E D.
>>85058570They have more freedom to do so. I've seen it with several mid youtube foids that just never work and are in a new country every few months. >boyfriend can be obtained on online dating apps very easy, change to a new one every few months and get another holiday>old, wealthy sugar daddies pay for them to come over to their country>sad simps working in some shit job without a possibility of a girlfriend gives them money for being pretty and making them a custom video>have rich family/inheritance>top up from youtube, tiktok revenue, affiliate links etcMen simply do not have these privileges to allow them to coast through their 20s.
>>85058653I'm sure you can e-hero I bet your gf is hotter than mine and your e-penis is bigger than mine too
>>85058668The "a certain point of view" stuff in RoTJ is a little bit silly. Obviously he just lied because he didn't want to tell Luke his father was a monstrous cyborg working for the bad guys. We didn't even need that bit of dialogue really. Maybe it was there for the slow children in the audience.
>>85058659Even if something contains his name, it'll be too late. He's likely dead, though you would think he would've kept a memento and sent it to the police just before he got very ill/died.
>>85058658fucking vile int it lad, good think is it only takes a couple of hearty britfeel lads to tip over
Spliff done.*soul breathes a sigh of relief**tummy says OI DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME*Will sort the cards later, not teasing just fucking starving.I did get 1 of the cards I was after. Was at a vendor just finished looking through a binder, there was another but a guy was looking through it, and I saw a glimpse and inadvertently did the old gasp/breathe in loudly/s01boy point/OMG thing, and the guy looking through the binder stopped and said you've seen 1 you like?Proper happy with that one.
>>85058705i mean it's clear in the first film (especially with the deleted scenes) that Luke Skywalker Sr = Darth Vader was a later decision/retcon.it's a pretty hamfisted explanation but they just KEPT fisting those hams.
Zodiac (2007) was kino. I liked the scene where he batters the couple enjoying a romantic time together outside together without saying a word. Powerful scene that.
>>85058756What strain you smoking lad?
>rub this on me shoes>they disappearwhat the FUCK
>>85058758It's fine though. If you watch the scene where Obi-Wan is talking about Luke's father, it even looks like he's holding things back. Was anyone after watching ESB confused as to why the stories didn't match up? Obi-Wan lied. It's pretty straight forward.
Dropping some lads diet cokes off now. Probably some greasy mong living with his mother still haha.
Wonder how Louis feels about her now.
>>85058775>Was anyone after watching ESB confused as to why the stories didn't match up? honestly, probably at the time? i took it as a given the guy was his dad because i knew that as a kid. but it's weird. it's like how they call him 'Darth Vader' because that's just his name, but they later decided nah it's a title like 'Sir' or something (while also calling him 'Lord Vader', wut).Luke and Leia being sisters is total bullshit. i DIDN'T know that twist when i watched them, and i still don't quite accept it. it doesn't necessarily contradict anything, it's just such a massive arsepull. the line 'setting it up' in the second film is vague enough to mean anything tbdesu.
Fuck it garn FULL SCALE get me fucking Julius round get me fucking Wantu boy round my batty is gagging for a rough bumsesh x
>>85058793Weird Weekends and the early When Louis Mets are great telly, but man this guy lacks self-awareness. does he understand that he's the bad guy, or does he just not care?
>>85058793Can't stand him. Middle class nepobaby like everyone else on TV
>>85058821Refuse to believe the staff at the care home let this unabashed deviancy continue, Helper.
From UK Chairman to Sunderland Battyman.Could happen to anyone here.
My nose up it
>>85058841Yeah like that lad that travels to all the lovely places around the world on BBC just because he knows geography/history.
>>85058816Yeah it's a film made for children mate. Incase you didn't know
>>85058833I liked his old ones but I imagine anything new from him is just shite.
>>85058885media illiterate detected.https://friesian.com/starwars.htm
That Andi Peters on GMB? Winds me up so much. Flies out to these summer holiday places, tells them how would they like to be here, then starts telling his gullible audience to phone in to the expensive competition. All they are doing is keeping him in a "job".
>>85058887it's sad but i think that stoic/detached style just doesn't work any more.in both the white nationalist streamers one and the manosphere streamers one, these young people will just bounce around like 'u mad?' internet trolls if you engage them neutrally. it's annoying, but it's how they operate.on his end, there was an opportunity to just be a fly-on-the-wall with these people's weird lives, but he didn't do that. the manosphere one has an insane coda about how it has roots in antisemitism.
>>85058237Just a warning and the same for me.>>85058184Fucking hell didnt know that, I wonder if I know them or know of them. It is very much my age group.
>>85058896Media illiterate would be not knowing Star Wars films are for children. Not even good films either (any of them).
100% getting room service, came to the bar and thought I'd have a pint n pizza, but the bar/restaurant has 4 people in, including me, and all 4 of us are single mid ish aged lads. Just made myself giggle outlook thinking it looks like a sad bunch of lonely lads, I can do that in my room while sorting muh cards, plus not got 3 separate phones being played. Plus i don't have to pretend I'm not using my peripherals to mire the barmaids. Being honest now lads, started thinking lewd thoughts, so stopped as don't fancy walking to the bar with a hard on. Just keep the semi I have and maybe thrust my hips forward as I walk so muh dick swings, as is the traditional way. Might stick round, scouse mother and daughter walked in, not in a pervy way, think the daughter has tism, but love the scouse accent, reminds me of my nanna. Best nanna story? She hated the Germans, cos the nazis bombed arrrrrrrrhhhhhhh chhhhhhippppy. It was at the end of her street when she was a child.>>85058772This was guava.
>>85058941you're only engaging with the surface-level text.if you'd actually read Aristotle's Poetics when you WERE a child (like i did, btw), you'd look past the Spectacle and see that these films combine Comedy, Tragedy, AND Satyr Play--something Aristotle-san believed impossible, but Lucas-sama proved him wrong.
I doubt she knows much about meteorology besides a few things. All she does is read from an autocue and has been wearing short skirts lately like she's still 20. Must be some right sad men that get up early to watch her. Sad!
>>85058989She is a right grim hag lol
jumping from gimmick to gimmick, making up imaginary scenarios, desperate for a single you
>>85058989Oh aye, would give her a good sniff
Think it might be time for a wank and a nap x
>>85058926There's quite a few of these lads to be fair. Josie Gibson used to do it all the time as well as Allison Hammond.
>>85058926There was one segment where they had a chef on doing Greek food and he was doing it live from some villa in Greece. Nice little holiday for him and the camera crew. If that was licence fee money I'd be fuming
>>85058930Thoughts on wally with the brolly being part of the rotherham backroom staff?
CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME?WALK INTO MY MYSTERYSTEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIIIFEDO YOU REMEMBER ME?CAPTURE YOU OR SET YOU FREEI AM ALL, I AM ALL OF MEEE
Gonna have a feast, twice cooked belly pork bites, haloumi fries and pizza, pizza is posh cheese n tomato. Just heard something about food and the menu has changed, but a Philippines lass was explaining it and I didnEnglish lass is back*rushes to the bar*
>>85059016It seems to be an ITV thing. They must be loaded with cash from adverts.>>85059022I'm just amazed really. They often broadcast live from these places too. You can tell when they finish their little segment they all go back to the gym and pool. Must have a right laugh.
>backroomdidn't like this interpretation of 'noclipping out of reality' tbqh.don't want to set the anti-drugs lad off, but i interpreted it as like flying off the map classic (drug)-style, not just 'walls become non-solid and there's magic portals everywhere'.
>>85058993She got grim the moment she left BBC.>>85059000She loves flashing her panties every now and then for the morning lads. Kinky bitch.
>>85059075why don't (some) women just wear trousers?imagine if your cock n balls were visible whenever you sat on a bench. you'd just wear trousers.
>>85059023Not a Rotherham fan so not bothered really. Small little tinpot club.
>>85058976Yeah thing is it's made for children and it's not even good. You just saw it as a kid and associate it with being a kid. Cause it's for kids.
>>85059068Okay but that's how it's always been portrayed right from the very first youtube video by the original creator. You're just imagining a version of it that doesn't exist.
>>85059075Bet she's had a few boriswave nigerians up her chuff
Big man has been at it all day desperate to upset someone because his life is shit.
>>85059084Because men often need to be smart and sexy in a suit unless they're playing sports. Women are made to wear skimpy outfits on tv and show cleavage. I bet Laura has worn dresses without any knickers a fair few times.
>>85058821One-eyed Ali update?
>>85059068Almost like your tedious drug mong experiences aren't actually interesting enough to most people to be made into a film. Crazy.
>>85059093that's not right from the start then, is it? you silly billy.
>>85059085I remember going to don valley when they played there what a shit hole and not even in Rotherham. Mad to think Michael Jackson played in the same place.
what is it about the original Pokemon that makes them such great designs, whereas all the Pokemon 2 onwards monsters are completely forgettable?
>>85059144This is entirely based on whatever generation you grew up with to be honest. Same for the starters.
You expect me to work? I expect to experience sex. So no I won't be working ever again. Society will just have to pay for loser men like me through their taxes. I am simply not going to work. A life on benefits for me.
Early new thread next big man?
>>85059144for me? It's Jynx
>>85059132Never went but I did go to Milmoor for a friendly with my dad, probably in the last season Rotherham played there. Sad to hear they are knocking the place down but then again I hear they are turning it into a new training centre.
It sucks I've never been abroad or had sex. What's the point me even wanting to work? I couldn't afford these things anyway in a shit job.
My envelope is light
Wether it rains or snows sparking foids wherever i go
>>85059155Go on then, just for you mate. >>85059182>>85059182New breadingham
Never fucking had a drop of pussy. You bet I will continue to be nasty to foids. Why the fuck would I change my attitude? You think that gets me laid? No it fucking does nothing. FUCK ALL. So just make foids fear men in general. GIVE ALL MEN a bad name. Fuck you all. CUNTS. All I fucking wanted is sex.
>>85059144Gen 1 - perfectGen 2 - classic and great, but lack the impact of gen 1Gen 3 - average with a few gemsGen 4 onwards - almost all dogshit, a very few decent here and thereGen 1 was the best because it felt like an organic world that *could* be real, but still had that fantastical feel to it. This was a very intentional design choice by Ken Sugimori who is an avid bug collector and naturalist. He incorporated real-world biological motifs into his designs and understood that the process of 'evolution' as he saw it must have direct continuity across the lineage. He understood how nature uses colour and proportion and used that in his designs.As the franchise expanded and gens moved forward he gradually relinquished more and more control of the art direction to other artists who weren't naturalist auteurs but just commissioned artists designed to pump out a product. Couple that with the general direction of the games and series to move away from their roots of grounded magical realism and you end up with worse designs for poorly conceived pokemon. The idea of a fucking pile of rubbish or an ice cream cone or fucking keychain as a pokemon simply couldn't exist in gen 1, but the reality that they could exist in later gens was brought into being through diluting the original artistic intent and game direction.>>85059149Wrong. Earlier gens were overall superior in terms of pokemon design, this is well understood by basically everyone trying to make objective judgments on the designs. Later gens have a few good ones, but overall he quality saw a steep decline.
Ya know what, making somebody laugh feels good. Bar manageress giggled when I couldn't remember the pizza name so said posh cheese n tomato pizza.Also, i was planning on going in the "restaurant" because it feels right to do that, but the scousers went in and I already commented when they asked a ESL barmaid about a pub name, I replied when she didn't know. I apologised for eavesdropping, but feel if I now follow them it'll look weird, but now others are going in the "restaurant" area. City life is fugged up, lad. Don't leave yer little town.Now every cunt is going.Had to look like a tit and ask what's going on.You're right, go out for some nicotine and think of the spliff I'll be doing straight after.Also, didnt realise the mirrored windows by where I sit for spliffs are the windows for the bar. Lucky for me that at times I just don't give a fuck.
>>85059186Bit early, eh lad? Still got 50 posts to go
>>85059217Only 42 now
>>85059205it's strange they went from an urban fantasy world to some plastic science fiction world.
What's HHL doing?
>>85059669Leaving a wake of drained ballsacks as his insatiable batty descends on every sweaty foreign cock in Sunderland nowadays I hear.
>>85059669moving on with his life unlike a certain obsessed poster in here
would've been a top shagger if I didn't have autism. girls in secondary school loved me up until I interact with them enough and they realise I'm an unironic aspie. now instead of being a chad I post on /r9k/ with the other losers for the rest of my life
>>85059771sad for welper :/
