Worksop Train Station edish
>>85113203nice bridge
did you know that 'Worksop' is pronounced 'wor-sop'?i thought that was fascinating.
Get me another cock and another wokkle right nows x
off to 'ed
Not a SINGLE wissed meltdown It's not on
Trash edish
Ngubu is more English than me
Might watch Jurassic Park.
>>85113292Why do you want to be British lad?
Raw beef? I'd rather stick my knob in a blender you mug
Has Budelad got a trip
it not rite what the critics did to Paddington 2.it was objectively the best film ever made (by the objective measurement of Rotten Tomatoes). then two internet critics saw it was at 100% and raced to get the FIRST!!!1 negative reviews...4 years later. just some nonsense to draw traffic to their website + podcast innit.
Any purebred hetero red blooded lads in or is it rainbow central tonight?
>>85113396Saturday night in watching the footy with the missus
Mbappe in me batty oh aye x.
Get a load of this weapon tryna flog me a plate of raw fish, jog on ya cunt
>>85113238Get a bag in lid go full scale x
>>85113396i like the boobies
Now you listen here you Jap twat, if you get that sashimi shit within 30 yards of me again tonight we're gonna have problems, understood!?
What if he's both HHLs playing us for fools?
>>85113220You ever heard of cockermouth?
Mbrappe
>>85113396Bumsesh Crew run britfeel
>>85113455maybe it is
CAAM ON ENGLAND SCORE SOME FUCKING GAOLS
Six quid for 5 slices of.. what? Car patio? Are you looking to get sparked out pal?
>>85113476Sunning him self in Spain and playing us all.
>>85113456cockermouth? i hardly knew 'er!
HHL being bummed behind a cake shed in a middle class neighbourhood
Raw cock up the arse? Oh go on then
>>85113455He's too low of an IQ to pull it off, he can't even use a VPN properly lmao.
>>85113499>cake shed>middle classNever heard of one, well, I am a poortherner.
>Wokkles in>Wags in>Weano inside his botty Sounds like a good night in for our welper
batty men
it over de lads. not rite.
>>85113523He was using a British one when he was in Spain.
>>85113406>>85113444Top shaggers>>85113470Get in the bin, you big gayer
What would be in the britfeel cake shed?>battenbergberg
Rushing my tits off on beak lads corrr
Phwoar they bringing on Bellington de ladsWe saved
>>85113549Nah, he was lying through his teeth - fantasist etc
>>85113569sponge cake
>>85113539Don't encourage him
how do yous explain the Spanish flags? was that a Spanish VPN?>be some /britfeel/ detective>form a cleverclogs idea>be presented with contradicting evidence>remain attached to previous idealet things go x
Bloody ell France caught up quickly
Getting my caked up battyberg buttocks a good icing behind the Sunderland cake shed
>>85113523>He's too low of an IQ to pull it offSounds exactly and I mean exactly what someone being played for a fool would say
Think I have a problem lads, might have spent ~30 quid on pokestuff today.Show you one of the things? Oh ok then. This is cool af, pidgey and rattata.
>Cricketberg appearing outta nowhere on me desk just now>Had to gas it via RAID and clean the mess up afterwardsckin ell
Bukake Saka
>make a documentary thread on /tv/>buried by all the Odyssey, Obsession, and Backrooms threadsbloomin eck i thought people would be into this one, there was a whole thread about make-believe trapped/survival scenarios.was discussing this with mate C, i think he got into it a bit, i should have asked him which ones were good
Fuck me, the end of that footie game.Don't even like footie, but that was a bit mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaofQ_y7duMwas just kino this, it is actually like a film. maybe we're all screaming about what she SHOULD have done but that's not what happened innit.the ones about just being on a boat aren't as interesting.
Swear to fuck cuckGPT is becoming dumber by the minuteKeeps forgetinng + inventing core convo context ouf of nowhere/hallucinating up the wazoo and upon being called out on it it tries to gaslight you furtherThey're either training a nu model/rerouting compute or are reserving the good responses for the highest-paying users for sure, while all the other goyim users get slop responses
>*forgettingckin ell need to cop some R&Rberg meX
>>85113915The shittification is well underway. Already barely useable unless you pay.
>>85113596mong cake
monge.
Maricon Puto
black pudding
>>85114035I'm a monge, are you a monge too?
Give my dog monge dog food and my nan likes it
Alexander 'Let Gays Choose' Bramham
Corrrr, good French film that was. Gervais (1956). Films really were better before everything was CGI slop.
>>85114121Are you missing him lad x
Some tarts mucky knickers in your nostrils
>>85114147The National Rebirth Party has never been the same since Yerbury ditched him as chair of the Stafford branch.
>>85114057Rubicon Potato
What is it with the centre-right being full of fudge packers>German centre-right politician Jens Spahn has resigned as parliamentary group leader of the country's governing coalition after being accused of hypocrisy over his use of a surrogate mother in the US to have a child.>Surrogacy is prohibited in Germany - a policy backed by his Christian Democrat party (CDU) and, several years ago, by Spahn himself - although raising a child born to a surrogate mother abroad is not.>He wrote in a statement on Saturday: "I have realised that my personal happiness - founding a family together with my husband and becoming a father - is not compatible with my political office."
nowt wrong with homosexuality i reckon
The whole surrogacy thing just shows how disgusting fudge packers are. Completely normal in gay culture to buy a woman's womb. Truly vile people. The Jews knew exactly what they were doing when they started pushing 'gay rights'.
fudgepackers stealing our women now
And the fuckers definitely shouldn't be allowed to adopt either. This fudge packer and his bum buddy were also considering surrogacy as an option before they adopted baby Preston Davey and raped him to death.
The virgin is on his soapbox again.
>>85114323They're definitely more likely to want to carry a fudge packer's spawn for money rather than the spawn of an incel.
>>85114338Just put gays back in the closet, that's all I'm asking. It would be good for everyone, even gays themselves. They'd be less likely to catch HIV that way.
>>85114359You have nothing to worry about getting an STI lad.
Remember monkey pox? All gays had to do was stop packing fudge for a few weeks and they couldn't even manage that!
Thousands of lads in your area getting in on a ball shaking bumsesh right now and all you can do is seethe x
/britfeel/, /britfeel/,it's a helluva threadi post my driveland it all gets read!trollers come in andwish i was dead~/britfeel/, /britfeeeeel/...
Thousands of lads in your arse getting in on a ball shaking bumsesh right now and all you can do is seethe x
Funny really how we learned in February that our entire reality is a lie and our world is run by psychopathic Jewish nonces and of course everyone just carried on wage slaving and consooming as normal
Pokemong
Epstein is still alive
>>85109893strange thread this, but some cool piccies.feels like i'm missing context for who these posters are. but the OP bought shoes!
>>85114368Ummm.. Excuse me it's M pox
>>85114476i don't think this is what people mean when they say he 'didn't kill himself' anon
Fancy a marmite and cheese sandwich me
I earn 70k a year and tried to get help from the NHS for ADHD meds.They rejected my diagnosis and I'm now on a list for 9 years.I'm going to move to Norway. fuck this place.
>>85114945as in, you have a diagnosis but they didn't accept it? why?i was on Xaggitin but i ran out when there was that shortage a couple of years ago, and i just went off them. now they've taken them off my repeat prescriptions, i need to get some tests done (weight, blood pressure etc). hopefully i can get back on them soon.if you mean the NHS wouldn't let you undergo a diagnosis internally, you could use your Right to Choose with somewhere like Psychiatry-UK or ADHD360. dunno what the waiting list is like now, i waited a year for PUK and the assessment took a year, and it was all covered by the NHS.i think it's usually something like 950 quid private for an ADHD assessment, if you just want to skip the waiting lists.
Get me another fvuckign shandy x
>>85115021don't you think you've had enough
>>85115021Put down the shandy and go to bed little lad
Bitch i ain't got shit
me? trying this easy cook brown rice with one of my STAGG chilis. dunno what easy cook rice is or what KIND of brown rice this is, but let's see how it goes.
>>85115012>as in, you have a diagnosis but they didn't accept it? why?Scotland NHS, worse than english NHS somehowI got my moneys worth when I lived down south, got them to fund my diagosis/tittration through right to choose, but i moved back up north and the Scottish NHS told me to fuck offi can afford private prescriptions, but the amount i pay on tax fucks me off knowing i cant use the health service and infact pay for junkies to od on heroin on union streetmy children will not be scottish/british, this place is fucked beyond repair.
just woke up, work in 45, slept like a stone for 9 hours, feel great now, it sunday x
>Katie Price's conman husband Lee Andrews secretly plotting to sell sex tape 'featuring him and his wife' for '250k'Would you watch this?
off to sleep nowhope you all have a good Sunday na-night
im into short and slightly overweight women
Shippy has haemorrhoids
It Sundays
>>85116603is it fishy or just bad B.O.?are you different races? not being racist, look up that ABBCC1 gene - ethnicity affects our musk and how we smell to each other.
>>85116603It misunderstood and unpleasant
Day 7 no alcohol
Sliding like M. Bison
>>85116675Ran out of VPNs de lid? Scared to get banned again de lid? Removed that address de lid? Not really winning that, is it de lid?
don't know about this HHL impersonator
Sunday Bumday. Lovely weather for a bumsesh x
>>85115851>Would you watch this?No, I have a thing where I have to be somewhat attracted to the women I masturbate to.
>>85116865Bit of a pussy isn't he.
>shyemusic.bandcamp.com/track/are-you-coming-homeThis trackberg manages to be womfy and a lill zesty at the same time, does it notX
Bit of a backlogberg to work off, 'aven't iX
watching wafety wast with warold woyd
>just finished a lovely woffeegoing to lie down and wonder why i cant sleep for an hour or two , or have one of them "was i acutally asleep?" type lie downs with snapshots of dreams
>>85117079wellend
coffee woffe time. coffee woffe time
*rollerblades into the thread**comes to a halt**tosses MSlad a DPBP#016 Nipponese Pidgey, and frisbees Soundlad an original pressing of Loveless on vinyl**finger guns, then leaves*
On that wuppa grind in beddingtons me. Done me wollocks in again me and Deano x
me? energy drink and tramadol for breakfast.
>>85117132It's very confusing this collecting ting. Cards look different, could be lighting, could be the cards, could be different editions, different whatever.I have this on the way, but there's darker versions? Fuck knows.Ta for the card.
think i'll take a crack at today's Wordle.
>>85117163>>85117204Get on the beers both of you
>>85117220no beersonly trmaadols
quite a Wordle, that.
might go to starbucks
>>85117232get this spooky rabbit set on fire
>try to effortpost>fail
>>85117163Not seen you on 4chan much this week, busy week with your mates and gf lad? Hope you're going to make it up to us.
>>85117304the REAL HelperLad jumped ship to /int/. he also got a job and a gf.we mean nothing to him.
>>85117213How much is the collection worth now :)
>>85117322Holiday is Spain with his spacker mates. I can't remember the last time I was on holiday, I spend more time on 4chan than doing anything else.
He already got outed abot lying about it all yesterday lids, it overs x>>85110252
>>85117229on the toilet and hard myself
>>85117323I'll have overpaid for some stuff, so there isn't a true value, plus vendors use ebay at times for prices, and I doubt they take into account that most sellers put P&P onto the price of the card.But saying that, prolly got a few hundred in it, maybe "worth" a couple of hundred.
>>85117341>He already got outed abot lying about it all yesterday lids, it overs xCOPE, Holidaylet x
>>85117235Excuse me, that rabbit is a TRANS WOMAN. You wanna get sued?
>>85117341What a whopper lol
>>85117341this has been debunked:>>>/int/223024051
>>85117371What does that prove? Anyone can say they're anywhere, the flag doesn't lie. >Mobile dataNo.
>>85117341His life gets more laughable by the minute lmao
>NOOooooo little lad doesn't leave his spacker room with his k-k--kek sssspacker cord k-k-kek he's got no one to talk to. M-m-m-my life is better than h-h-his. I'm w-w-winning kek.
I'd believe that Helper is in Spain. Either an organised spacker trip, or he's there with his family. Probably an all-inclusive spacker situation. Also... he definitely doesn't have a job. The retard is unemployable and an alcoholic, he can barely hold in his own shit nevermind hold down a job.
>>85117378and then he switched to a Spanish VPN/proxy?>>>/int/223094309 the replier to that first post says it's his roaming data. i choose to believe.
>>85117386PortAventura is for bairnsmaybe he went with his kids
>>85117391>and then he switched to a Spanish VPN/proxy?You already know the playbook, lad. He's got a pass, hasn't he?.
>NOOooooo little lad didn't go to Spain his life is shit he's here 16 hours a day my life is better.
>>85117399who the fuck is little lad?Yam lot are schizo...
He's just another pedoproxxy faggot, and you lot lap it up.>>85117391It's called a proxxy. He's a shitter who adds nothing but spam and hate. Samefags to fuck about himself, tries to create drama about himself.You've seen how he is.And here we are again.
>>85117399Not a happy bunny today are you
on some level we probably all understand he is living a better life. gf, job, holiday. the only thing lacking is a home, but from the piccies/descriptions he's bagged a nice place.it's like when OffieBruh came back all swole instead of drunk. only the truNEETs remain.
>>85117405Laughing at you angry coping little shit bags, I'm having a ball lad. HOWLING you might say.
>>85117404And all that on repeat for years
Garn get that Greggs in from wuber weats x
>It was a proxy >It was a VPN >My life is better than his
are you guys fucking retarded? he was obviously using mobile data (he was in a pub) when posting first (thats why he had a british flag) then when he was back in the hotel he connected to the wifi and had a spanish flag. i dont understand why this is so difficult to understand, its mental how stupid some people here are
>>85117398>>85117404maybe you're right. but he went to Flamingo Land and took photos.
>>85117416Cheeky sausage and bean for me please
>>85117408If he has a job and a girlfriend then fair play, but as someone who has seen him post here for years, I highly fucking doubt it. Happy to be proved wrong.
>>85117422When you use data roaming abroad, it connects to the data service in whatever country you're in. It would still have a Spanish flag.
>>85117404>create dramaWould not be surprised to hear it's behind the hhl2 gimmick either, to be honest.
>>85117422it's because my computer knowledge is decades old. the flags don't go off your user-agent or something, they go off IP geolocation, right? fo rizzle: why would roaming data in another country show as from the UK? wouldn't it be some tower or data centre in Spain? (pls no bully ;_;)
Does he need to show you his passport and holiday snaps for Proof big man of big COPE? Yeah he has to do that for you, you're the big man around these parts and what you say goes, rrrright?
not rite x https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwymly9yd33o
his description of the weather matches the weather.might ring up Snopes.
>>85117443Well, yeah. Because he's clearly bullshitting otherwise lol.
Imagine being in Sunderland and bullshitting that you're in Spain. The absolute state of it all.Also you lot are obsessed with him, that's not healthy.The fact that I'm writing this is not lost on me. So, I will go. Time for a /britfeel/ break. You lads have a good one, ok? X
>>85117440You're correct, lad. When data roaming it connects to whatever service is available in that country.
>>85117444Why don't you give us some context, your opinion and not just a link you mong?
>>85117416Me? 10 pounds off my next three just eat orders, result!
>>85117447Clearly you're coping lol.
>>85117448That's the truth of it all desu shall be doing the same
85117457it not rite what happen to them
>>85117444watched some of this lad's videos. he's not spooky and dangerous, it's just pick-up artist/pyramid scheme shite that's been around since VHS tapes.dunno why he got all this attention tbqh.
>>85117448>>85117475lots of lads are saying this.you're probably the good ones. don't let the trollers win
>>85117487They bigged him up deliberately a few years ago to demonise men and push the online censorship agenda. I knew about him when he was selling courses on pimping women into webcams 10 years ago. It's always been common knowledge what he is, he was pretty upfront about it himself.
My life is better than his I can't believe it's possible for him to have gone on holiday and I don't want to talk about him any more lets ban talking about Sean now.
>>85117529he never went on holidayonly you won't shut up about himyou're a sad trollin that order
Bet he had that off shit smell lefties have
>>85117529He probably is on holiday, but it's definitely an organised care home deal.
>>85117537Sean needs to explain how he got that Spanish flag doesn't he and then we still won't believe him will we?
Pointless being alive when you'll never pork a girl's quinny
>>85117517yeah fair. i guess they needed an identifiable target, like 'he REPRESENTS the evil movement.'it's snaky stuff, but i dunno, there are scams. you can also go into Waterstones and buy The Game/Rules of The Game, or The 48 Laws of Power, or something.ultimately it's all just very silly. if young men are looking up online tutorials on how to get girls, it's because they want a gf. not a bad thing, that.
>>85117545>Bet he had that off shit smell lefties haveYouve done him champ
>>85117546holiday is a holiday lad why are you trying to make it sound likes its less?
>>85117549Easily with that 4chan pass he wouldn't stop going on about
>>85117487Never understood his vibe me
>>85117545i look like this and smell like that.is that actually the same guy on the right? the extra weight/years made him look like a totally different person.
New tattoo, what do do you think.
>>85117572nice tardy tattoo mate
>>85117572looks great ladbig up are Harv x
Anyone remember habbo? I used to love that game back in school, same with Club Penguin that was really popular back then. I think we used to use them as a place to chat after school more than anything, and I think that's why these types of games aren't so popular with the young'uns because they have proper messaging apps etc now. Sad really, truly was a golden era.
>>85117553He's pretty much a perfect caricature of the 'toxic masculinity' narrative they've been trying to push for 15 years now. They're claiming young boys are being 'radicalised' by someone who is only popular because they've made him popular and now they're pushing this 'under-16 social media ban', which anyone with half a brain can tell is just digital ID through the backdoor.
Wish I had a rose to watch deal or no deal with x
>>85117588i just can't believe we actually ended up at picrel. i'm glad they've scrapped the actual digital ID (again) but they'll try again under some guise. or something like>we'll only allow access to licensed websites, this isn't censorship, it's to combat terrorism.as for actual boys/men, don't shame them for having normal feelings. what happened to 'men should express their feelings more'? is it because we're preparing for war?
>>85117587I had Club Penguin cheat engined. Made millions in the minecart minigame and had a massive igloo with a harem of puffles.
cybering with 40-year-old men for free furnio aye x
>>85117625Don't know about that, because I've posted from abroad on /pol/ and it's usually the flag of whatever country I'm in.
mental how many mongs here have never been abroad lmao
LARPing in Club Penguin as a waiter in the restaurant. Oh aye.Anyone remember IMVU? There were some pretty funny sex rooms on that.
>>85117487It's this gambit the establishment have where they know they have to demonise "scary men on the internet", but they don't want you to know about any of the interesting or intelligent ones, so they pick some Boob to go on about endlessly.I wouldn't be surprised if Tate is literally some kind of asset. He doesn't say anything intelligent or useful. He just pushes materialism and behaving like a shithead on impressionable (brown) teenagers.>Bro, if you drive a fast car, you get so much pussy! Books are for nerds!Man, I'm quaking. This is a threat to the entire system!
>>85117545You notice this guy looks different in every picture.I know people age, but it feels a bit fishy, idk. Did his nose get fatter?
>>85117633the massive road block that is the dreaded counter signature (and having no shoes) holds a LOT of anons back
>it was a vpn>it was a proxy >it was his pass>little lad is lying >I AM NOT COPING
Mental when you think about it, there's some lad sat tucked away defending little lads spanish holiday gimmick, crazy.
>>85117616>Burnham already on about drilling for oil and scrapping digital IDWhat's going on here? Is he throwing us a bone?I don't believe he's "our guy" for a second, but maybe they realised they need to release the pressure for a few years.
>dad leaves his steaks out for hours before cookingsurprised he hasn't got food poisoning the mong
>>85117650i did some researchhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07/18/ann-widdecombe-suspect-joshua-kerry-28-pictured-dartmoor-uk/>Joshua Kerry, pictured when he was younger, was described by a relative as 'shy' and a 'quiet boy'can't really place his age tbqh. he looks older than 28 in nowadays photos, maybe about 18 here.
>>85117660Don't know what's sadder kek
>>85117668wdym? he's bringing it to room temperature so it cooks evenly.it won't rot. what do you think people did in the olden days?
Every time you got him banned he rode it out. No VPN no ban avoided and you laughed at himNow he is using a VPN he couldn't possibly have gone on holiday Why are you this fragile?
>>85117680Yeah but 20 minutes is enough, not fucking five hours.
>>85117668My dad loves leaving unwrapped cheese out on the side.Bruv, it's fucking summer. There's flies out. >the boomer urge to do nothing sensible ever>>85117674Come to think of it, yeah. The arrest photos looked like a man pushing 40. I mean, it's possible he just drank a lot and aged like shit.
>>85117668>>85117680It won't hurt it but it only needs to be like 20 minutes, not hours.
>>85117681misery loves company lad and there a a couple of big lads here who are miserable
>>85117689>I mean, it's possible he just drank a lot and aged like shit.we'll see what comes out. i can see him being a man at the end of his tether going mental, convinced it's a noble cause.not a bad thing in itself, but then deciding to murder an old lady? whatever her views? nah m8.my boy Light Yagami had the right ideas x
HHL posted a picture of himself in spain on facebook
imagine being a woman ;_;
>>85117668I do this and have done my entire life. I can't be arsed defrosting in fridge from night before. Health risks are massively overblown by redditors.
>>85117707Oh no oh no how can I cope now
>>85117707not on that muck, me.lad needs to set his profile to private or however it works. someone (possibly you) posted a photo of him with his n*ps out. it is a VIOLATION
>>85117707Show us then?
>>85117710a woman wrote this scene because this is completely delusional. Most men would just smile at her and chat about it unless it was a disgusting, drug addict or somethingLike on corrie right now, there's a story about some slag getting a stroke because her bf choked her out a bit, even though choking is almost entirely a female fantasy
Me and Deano? Getting back on them weers soon x
Big man has spent 16+ hours a day pretending to be Sean on 4chan while Sean has been on holiday. KEK HOWL SCREM and CREASING
Think I like the idea of beer more than the flavor tbqh lads. Same with quiche. Looks nice, I imagine it's nice, tastes like shit every time I forget how much I don't like it
He goes on trips organised by his spacker care home
>>85117735I just don't get it. He barely ever gets replies, and it's not even funny. It's just "lol gay sex". Surely it's a bot, right? At least I hope so.
>>85117733I've got a few tinnies left in the fridge but keeping it private myself
>>85114945Crying about some made up mental health bollocks lol I suggest manning up waaaa i can't concentrate loool
>>85117725EastEnders had some incel character/storyline.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlz2vQbtY0o>me own son, a fookin incel.
driving test anon has been quiet since the big day. Either he's out there cruising the mean streets, or he's busy spending hours a day trying to get a test sooner than 6 months.>>85117755Hollyoaks had the best incel storyline ever
>>85117743How grim would you have to be to be manually typing out those posts and searching the lorechives for the images he posted and learning hi musical tastes. Imagine being that invested in Sean. Grim.
lad replying to posts a day later, with his snarkand yet my potato post gets no (You)s ;_;
Even if it is a bot he had to write it. Pay for a pass so it can post and collect the images for it to post and give it a list of posts to make. Pathetic.
ADHD has to be the most transparently bollocks of all the mental health grifts >i cant like... focus>i cant like... read a book without checking my phone >i have a lot of tabs open >i cant concentrate on watching the TV because I get distracted by my laptop>i don't clean my flat because I can't be ars... I mean my ADHD FORCES me, WITHOUT MY CONSENT to not be arsed cleaning >this is a very serious mental illness for some reason
>>85117782and rename all of the files because they get saved in 4chan format and sean uses apu ###
>>85117742This one was lovingly put on by his 4chan pass, sadly.
Pathologising being a bit thick and lazy to sell pharmaceuticals.
>>85117783>i cant like... focusBut they can focus on grinding Slayer on Runescape just fine oddly enough. It's like that picky eater "disease", where they all coincidentally only seem to be able to eat chicken nuggets and pizza
>>85117617I didn't realise that's something you could do back then, never get caught or banned for it?
He stalks his favourite personalities across boards
I also didn't realise habbo IS still a thing
Imagine thrusting your penis in and out of it repeatedly
Helper has definitely been posting her off trip. He's done it for years. He's the biggest samefagger in existence.
>>85117808*sameswanner
>>85117787So was he using a Spanish VPN or a British VPN in Spain? Isn't he too thick to use a VPN?
>>85117812VPN you literally just open up an app and press a country. It's the easiest thing ever.
>>85117808So you haven't beat him, he's still here laughing at you?
>>85117812Too thick to make a proton account? He's a mong but I wouldn't go that far.
>>85117817All the other times you got him banned he was too thick to use one?
>>85117805Habbo invented micro transactions years before Oblivion. The whole "game" was just a chat room with micro transactions and DLC like habbo club.
Helper isn't even allowed to cook his own meals, but I suspect that's part of his grift, unless he started a fire when he was pissed or monged out on cocaine.
>>85117820But mong enough that he can't pay into a holiday away with his spacker mates?
Based HHL in that Spain for the world cup final. Trolls stuck in the box room writing gay porn. Lmfao
>>85117827Probably just a blanket policy for the care home. Individually assessing each resident's faculties and abilities in a kitchen would be a huge effort so instead they just say nah we'll get Abimbola to cook it all.
slowly conditioning myself into suicide and I can feel it getting stronger. Can't wait, just bored of everything now
HHL in Spain is like when every single sitcom or long running TV show inevitably had to have that one episode in Spain
>Sean isn't allowed to use a microwave he's a spacker KEK>Sean knows how to use a VPN he's not stupid.Pick one.
>h-hes too thick to use a VPN>spain flag? o-obviously on a VPN
Sad he did so much for a spanish bit but only to forget to change his location to spain on a board with flags
>>85117783The thing is though it's easy to do something if there's the right kind of momentum, or the mood strikes you right. It's a temperamental thing. It's not just "being lazy". It's more like alternating between two states where it's either "everything go", or "nothing is budging today", and having very little say in the matter.
>>85117846He's not allowed because he's a grifter.
>>85117846False equivalence. Obviously anyone who can post on 4chan can use a VPN, but his care home sets the rules based on whatever stupid checklist of 'vulnerabilities' he grifted to get on bennies in the first place.
>>85117854That doesn't make sense lad. Please explain.
>>85117861Sounds like you're coping big fella.
>>85117864He's not actually a mong, he's played the system and convinced everyone he's a mong. So he's in a care home, but he doesn't need to be.
Kino of the highest order. Nolan does it again.
>>85117871He sounds like he's worked the system and you're seething, no?
>>85117878NTA, I've worked the system but I'm not in a care home?
>>85117883So he played harder and got more lad?
>>85117878We're talking about the UK in 2026, the idea that you have to be some kind of mastermind Machiavellian to 'work the system' is a joke when every 80-IQ groid who comes over on a boat does the same thing. There is no system to work, you just say you want bennies and lie about being unable to work. Boom, free money, free house, free bills etc.The only thing stopping people from being on bennies is whether or not they're inherently decent, virtuous people who want to do the right thing. Sean isn't, so he signed on and is rinsing bennies.
>>85117895> is whether or not they're inherently decent, virtuous people who want to do the right thingDo these people never go outside and see the state of their country and fellow man?
>He's a mong who lives in a care home, he isn't allowed to use the microwave.>He isn't a mong he's grifting the system and I'm seething.Pick one.
>>85117901They do of course, but that's sort of what makes them virtuous people - even though they see the country falling apart they don't want to be a part of it.
>>85117902He's both. He's a mong, but not mong enough to be in assisted living. That's where the grift comes in. He should be in a flat somewhere and not have carers.
>>85117895Should he be slaving away in a warehouse and paying for immigrants to have a better life than him on bennies?
>>85117912He'd likely be on less money doing that too, assuming he gets pip
The lad seething about Sean being on bennies and living in a care home isn't even British.
>>85117912No, nobody should be, but that's the catch-22 of being a generally agreeable, virtuous, honest person. You would like things to be different, but you don't have the level of shamelessness needed to decide to opt out. In a decent country these people are the core of what makes everything work; high-trust, industrious, content to be left alone and not rock the boat. The problem is that the government has waged low-level civil war on these people for decades and exploited their good nature. It's treasonous really.
>>85117914Clever lad Sean.
>>85117918And you're going to shame him on an anonymous website and make him a virtuous, honest person are you big man?
>>85117919He's doing all that but doesn't know how to open the protonvpn app and press a country button. Apparently
Having some salt & winegar walkers. They lush x
So the options are>inherit wealth if you are lucky >work like a slave for the BAMES until you expire >get married and fart out some autistic kids, slave until death >pretend to be a massive spastic you so can "win" by living in some horrible care home being abused by said BAMES and smelling nothing but piss ,shit and TCP all day The UK really is a wonderful place to live
>>85117931So he's not gone on holiday with a spacker community he grifted his way into?
>>85117930No, it is what it is, nobody worth talking to thinks that exploiting the benefits system is a good thing or some kind of based fight against the system. Quite the opposite, the system thrives on having more and more people dependent on it. I, like almost everyone else in the country, has virtually zero possibility of influencing anything because only a tiny percentage of people are anywhere near the levers of power. I will vote for Reform, that's all I can do. Beyond that, everyone just has to sit back and watch.
>>85117931Uh oh, indeed.
>>85117939You can vote for Reform while you're watching Sean work the system and you can seethe.
>A nuse wipes his arse, he can't use a microwave>He was using a VPN
>>85117950Alright, fascinating talking to you
>>85117956Fascinating watching you get flustered over the life of someone you think is happier than you.
>>85117939>nobody worth talking to thinks that exploiting the benefits system is a good thing or some kind of based fight against the system.That's because they're cattle who just repeat what The Sun or Daily Mail tells them about le evil benny scroungers. Same people who talk about Masked Singer and banged pots and pans for the NHS btw
>>85117961Nta but it's obvious he has ruffled your feathers. Would suggest quitting before you dig your cringe hole even deeper.
>>85117851He's a fucking retard what do you expect
>>85117973Claiming I'm emotionally compromised big man, I just did that to you?
>>85117968I am a neet myself and your nihilistic bollocks is boring desu
>>85117974And lives a good life on bennies, smarter than you lad?
>>85117978>Claiming I'm emotionally compromised big man, I just did that to you?No idea what these words are supposed to mean. Try again?
>>85117968Of course they're rightly frustrated with benny scroungers because they're the ones paying into the system which is very clearly being abused, exploited and defrauded and they have no real say over it. They want the government to crack down, but the government has refused. You give these people too harsh of a rap. Again try to conceptualise a country in which the governing institutions really do have the best interest of the people and the nation in mind. It would be good under those circumstances for the majority of people to simply go along with things. Most of these people are very agreeable in nature and very trusting, this makes for very pleasant countries to live in under normal circumstances, it's only since the government has become hostile to them that this inherent good nature has become exploited and thus becomes a weakness.
>>85117981All NEETs think the same? Are NEETs a hivemind?
>>85117984You want me to ruffle your feathers more. You are a strange one lad.
This randomly popped into my head last night after almost 10 years.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/ragga/filter/text/start/2017-03-01/end/2017-03-30/
>>85117986>Of course they're rightly frustrated with benny scroungers because they're the ones paying into the system which is very clearly being abused, exploited and defrauded and they have no real say over it. They want the government to crack down, but the government has refused. You give these people too harsh of a rap. Again try to conceptualise a country in which the governing institutions really do have the best interest of the people and the nation in mind. It would be good under those circumstances for the majority of people to simply go along with things. Most of these people are very agreeable in nature and very trusting, this makes for very pleasant countries to live in under normal circumstances, it's only since the government has become hostile to them that this inherent good nature has become exploited and thus becomes a weakness.you're not British stfu
>>85117988All "sensitive" teenage lads go through the "everyone is a fool except ME" phase including myself but it's very embarrassing coming from someone of presumably at least 30 years. Whether there's truth in it or not it's just embarrassing to go on like that.
>>85117986This looks like a AI generated post
>>85118002Literal NPC response lol
>>85117995>You are a strange one ladWhat does that make you, a random lad brown nosing the thread lolcow?
>>85118002I am, but think what you will>>85118011Nope, just not falling for any bait and typing out reasonable responses
>>85118010WOW aren't you just the better man on 4chan, you've won
>>85118021Are you reading all my posts and replying?
>Sean is this >Sean is that>Sean is living in my head
>>85118028I chimed in, I'm not the same anon you were talking to?
Next thread on /bant/ we can discuss little lad there
Lads you dont understand, i NEED free rent, bills, car and money because ANXIETY OK?????
>>85118025Unlike yourself I don't believe I'm better than people who can connect with other humans and have started families because, what? I'm an autistic spacker "enlightened by my own intelligence" who doesn't watch Britain's got talent? And this conveniently allows me to continue feeling superior despite my long term joblessness, which in my new perverted value system is actually... le GOOD thing?lol. It's such transparently envious bollocks. It's okay I have been you before which is why I understand why you do it.
People grifting bennies pisses me off because it makes people like me who really need them for my agoraphobia look like cheats and scumbags
have a MASSIVE cold sore me, cant wait to go to work tomorrow with it
I don't work then watch Strictly with the wife once I'm home. I'm unmarried, socially deficient, I claim benefits and play runescape in my underwear all day. That means I'm better.
do not fight each otherfight the system x
>>85118023>I am, but think what you willProof?
>>85118079Too many MASSIVE but fragile egos to do that in /britfeel/ lad
Lunchberg cooling off rnI finkX
I take comfort knowing that even the most basic parts of my job would have the average bennies mong pissing and shidding them selves in fear
I don't work then watch Strictly, I hardly leave home. I'm unmarried, socially deficient, I claim benefits and DVDs in my underwear all day. That means I'm better.
>>85118093Thank you for supporting me through my fears lad
>>85118093If it involves interacting with other 'people' I'd probably shidd all over myself
>He grifted his way in to a spaker home?YES>He went on holiday with the spacker home he grifted his way into?NO
>>85118040>Next thread on /bant/ we can discuss little lad thereWon't happen lad. It's harder to samefag and dramapost about personalities on bant
But... it all turned out to be complete bollocks. There was no terror threat, there was no anti-muslim hatred, there was no danger to the "community". All just one big comms push to move attention on from the politically motivated murder of Ann Widdecombe by a radical leftist. No apology, no walk back, no corrections. What a fucking cockroach.
Cover yer eyes and ears lads, I'm doing a racism.ICELAND STUNK OF PAKIS AND I CAN STILL SMELL IT AND I FEEL SICK.
>>85118126Did he go on holiday alone or with the care home staff?
>>85118130He didn't go on holiday :/
>>85118132>He didn't go on holiday :/Proof?
>>85118132>He didn't go on holiday :/He clearly did though? Haha
Remember when he went to Greece and you laughed at him for going on a spacker holiday?He never went to Spin, how could he possibly have?
>>85118135>>85118144>>85117787Anon posted earlier
how many days/weeks of holiday are you allowed on bennies?
Back watching the darts this afternoon
He is knocking back cervezas while you cry about VPNs
>>85118151What does that prove what have you made up in your head that you're right?
>>85118158>first to 10Why is one guy on 11 then?
I don't work I watch Strictly alone. I'm unmarried, socially deficient, I claim benefits and play darts and watch darts in my underwear all day. That means I'm better.
>>85118153They'll sanction you if you go on holiday and don't tell them, they'll sanction you if you go on holiday and tell them and miss an appointment.Went on holiday (wales) with my family, my sister was signing on as well at the time, we both had appointments in the time we were away. She didn't ask for advice, and told the bennies office about the holiday and missing the appointment and then got sanctioned. I rang up on the day of my appointment and said I was ill and couldn't make it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svYTnXU8rHg
Just lost some bread on a betfred
>>85118183Betbread with betfred?
>>85118169If it gets to 9-9 you have to win by two clear legs, if it gets to 12-12 the next leg is sudden death.
Names that are spelt one way but pronunced differently, such as 'Sean' or 'Geoff'.Their is no way in hell that 'Sean' is pronounced like 'Shawn'. There is no H or W in 'Sean' to make it sound like that. I will always pronunce Sean as Seen/Scene, or in the worst case 'See-An'. But never in a million years will I agree that monstrosity of a name is pronounced as Shawn.Geoff is less of a severe one, but it still tickles me the wrong way. The O in the middle is what stops it from being a regular 'Jeff' and forces it to be pronunced 'Gee-Off' or 'Juh-Off' (like Geoffrey).Every time I see someone write their name down like that I have a mini autistic meltdown in my head.
BIG Man is playing both sides with his thread drama dolly. What a life.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/85113203/deleted/deleted/page/1/
>my sister was signing on as well at the time
I don't work I watch Strictly alone. I'm unmarried, socially deficient, I claim benefits and collect dank 4chan memes in my underwear all day. That means I'm better.
Having a couple of weers with Deano at that wokkle bank oh aye. I mean why not. It Sunday x
>I'm wrecking Sean for 16 hours a day buy posting about him
>>85118222Just top yourself bruv
>>85118222This is unhealthy footmong
next thread should be on /bant/ this shit is gay and aids
>>85118222Get a few of them Wantus round oh aye
I'm just here enjoying debian while you're all seething.
>>85118207>and collect dank 4chan memes in my underwear all day.How many memes are in yer undies right now?
>i-i-i-it's the other thread dolly behind it XD
>>85118236Just the Fluffy Ponies ones, I'm RAD brav.
>>85118230Bruv never asked to be born
>>85118237It is obviously footmong though
Utterly dire thread lads. Just a load of spackers seething over a former britfeel personality, you lot need to move on with your lives
>>85118248I thought it was a bot earlier on?
>>85118253It's whatever gets him the most drama to post about. GRIM.
Why did SSM delete all his it's coming home videos ffs they were great
>>85118253I didn't say it was a bot. I said it's footmong. Not your poopdickschizo HIM lad.
Another day playing with your pocket monsters is it?
>>85118323Nope, I just mire mine not play with them.
Wouldn't mind getting away from it all to be quite honest lads.
There's got to be more to life than porn, video games, tv/youtube. Oh wait you need a job and money to enjoy life. Too bad I'll be miserable working.
we should start bullying blad instead of helper
>>85118373HHL doesnt work and he is on holiday in Spain
Who should I bet on tonight de lids?
>>85118373Everyday same for me
>>85118384Spain x
>>85118383He knows enough people to get a passport. You can only enjoy cheap holidays on bennies if you have your needs taken care of already (housing, bills).>>85118385I'm just hoping it'll be all over soon.
>>85118389Argentina better odds. Might put 50 quid on them.
>gamblingtruly the sign of the most irredeemably retarded
>>85118395Better odds mean they are less likely to win
>>85118420No shit, but Argentina will win.
>>85118428>Argentina will winThey won't
>>85118445Prove it, little lad. You won't.
>>85118458>Prove itThe aforementioned odds
>>85118458He is just fuming because England is a third place runner up
This team from a country I am not from or reside in will beat the team from a country I am not from or reside in. Can't stop winning today champs.
>>85118520HHL is from Spain temporarily
Certiain forces plotting my suicidesLmao me and Deano ain't going anywhere. Fuck the lot x
Sure, I could doss about all day playing vidya, but I do still have some things I need to add to the database, so I'll do that. And around a 10er in the bank, there may (THERE IS) be a card I want to purchase.
>>85118528Why do you want to make this about your dolly Sean?
Une spackIs it notX
>>85118546>me and Deano ain't going anywhereAnd that's how it should be
>>85118230He's spent weeks pretending to be Helper and has gained absolutely nothing from it. What a life.
ckin ellBetween this and all the gaslighting the model puts you thru, it really do be making you wonder as to why you're even paying for the shit at all
>Lets focus drama on another personality no one is biting on my HHL drama.
>>85118587I'm just replying where you said nobody here is from Spain or Argentina. HHL is on holiday in Spain so you could say he's from Spain atm. >>85118623Anyone with two brain cells has known its footmong from the start doing the fakeHL posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRakc0oTxp0Kinoarse sloppington thisX
>The Uprising? The Kinorising more like heh
Bit boring now this spain gimmick, the jig was up last night when the flag got exposed.
>>85118804Proper mong shirt in that pic.
>>85118804That's the fabled photo he posted from his pass holiday? It's sad how much effort he put into the bit only to get rumbled so quickly desu.
Winlator was a failure. Won't be doing that experiment again.
>>85118723I liked Mr Garfield in Spiderman but not as much as Tobey Maguire, he IS Spiderman.
Gotta love how 90% of YT thumbnails are AIslop as well at this pointA true slopnanza, if you will
Big man and his pass is NOT invested in Sean's life he is NOT that SAD!
>>85118597It's for the love of the game x
Fuming his dolly went on holiday and he hasn't had a holiday in years if ever, SAD.
Little lads on a meltdown <3 It's how it should be x
just been food shopping. was more bothered by the cashiers than the bloke going radge at the entrance. just walked past him as he was smashing up the security alarm thing (he'd been caught with booze in his bag).social anxiety makes no sense.
Why would you stalk a man from board to board on 4chan AND on Facebook if you were NOT invested in him and his life?
>>85118984Are you saying he still posts of 4chan and the doxx and seething at him for years hasn't worked?
Hunched over his laptop melting down x
bloody tesco takes 120 pounds off your card when you pay at the pumps
also do people in supermarkets just have less spatial awareness now?i dunno, maybe it's me. but there's also like crowds chatting in the middle of an aisle, people with their trolleys at an angle blocking your way, stuff like that.it's like my basic navigation skills no longer work. "excuse me" situations that never used to exist.
Refreshing the page constantly thinking every poster could be HIM. It SAD.
>Mum come and look I've seen another Sean coded post. Little lad is hiding from me. I'm winning aren't I mum.
make another post pretending to be him lad youve got him on the ropes
Lass in my local Tesco has a nice arse. Always wears really tight trousers. Might slap her arse Asda style.
do you people just enjoy winding yourself up?
>>85114258this looked good with sleepier eyes
>>85119079I'm waiting for my din dins to cook and winding up twolls lad. I have some time to kill.
Garn get my bum gaped by a few of them Wantus nows it Sunday it LUSH x
Sean's arsehole battered, bruised, bleeding. A thick crust of dried semen, blood and faeces has caked in and around his hole. Emergency services trying to break it apart with jackhammers.
>>85119110some alluring alliteration lately, it must be said
Being a 4chan troll is my personality I'm still dank and rad I'm still THAT 90s kid.
>>85119109Get some choons on https://youtu.be/JzQ1__h35bA
is everyone becoming trans nowadays? it seems to be all anyone thinks about... i open reddit and it's trans stuff. half of r9k is trans stuff. is it really that bad to be a man?
can someone with lyrical skill please steal my idea? (>>85114385)if anyone is confident writing a better verse i think it may even make a solid edish x(maybe do it in 1-2 years when everyone has forgotten this post)
kind of like being a man. i dont live up to all the ideals but i feel cute for trying lmao.
>>85119188Do your mates and girlfriend know how fearless you are when you're anonymous?
>>85119152you have opinions, do you think The Matrix will ever become camp?
what do your mates think when you tell them you have a rep as a bully on 4chan?
>>85119209maybe he doesn't want a girlfriend...?
How was your weekend with your mates and girlfriend, get up to much?
Not sure I'm married with 6 or 7 children
>Is this "Little lad, Sean" in the room wit hus now?
get a shift on, Amazon. not even 'out for delivery' yet, how will it get here?
>You can spot a Sean coded post you know when he's offtrip? You're controlling him?
I suppose one of the perks of not having a girlfriend/sex is you are less likely to be accused of rape or stalking.
>>85119109Get a fookin bag up ya x
I wish I could live on my own to be honest. No foid mother, no foids to be heard. I think my life would significantly improve by having my own independence.
think i'll watch the film Toy Story (1995).
>>85119349Rechargeable batteries for my Xbox One controller every few years. The Amazon ones have proven reliable so far.
Another day of ordering small packets of junk food and pop and other random assorted little things off amazon paying for multiple deliveries to ensure that I waste as much money as possible.
I've got no pussy, I don't want to work. I really don't understand why working improves my life. All it does is give me money but not enough to live independently or go places. It seems like a bad deal. So I will claim bennies and disability if I am going to be poor and alone anyway.
>>85119174there's a lot less of it offline, and most people think it's ridiculous
What is the point in life if you quit porn? I suppose I could go out more but that will get old fast. I am quite depressed and I keep thinking quitting will be the answer...but then I will regret it. All my bookmarks, all my saved porn...gone. Life sucks for men like me that cannot get real sex and girlfriends. I would definitely not care about it if I had a nice girlfriend and sex once a week.
run_demorolisation.exe
Corr will you just look at the post count, time for another /seanfeel/ de lad?
>>85119487It's not like this irl? Well it is basically trans 24/7 on the internet. i just hate it because i hate everybody complaining about being a man. it's demoralizing. if u have genuine gender problems fine no problem but everyone just talks constantly about how it's a poor decision to even be a man lmao. im glad irl is not like this.
>>85119450Any time I buy junk food, which is rare nowadays, I always regret it after eating it. You really can't beat eating healthy. You end up not even liking that kind of food anymore.
>>85119502>if you quit porn? idk, i haven't quit but cut down. might even go soho for a cheeky one.
I will never have sex or get a girlfriend. I have basically missed out and all they care about is getting me to go out and into work. My issues cannot be solved by the NHS. They said I refused to engage with their services and there is nothing they can do.
didn't even realise this but i ordered conditioner.no idea when the DWP will get their bums in gear and send me the first payment (or any backpayments) but i THINK i am set for supplies. 1.45 left of my overdraft if i need it.pic related, it's conditioner
>>85119525i think there's a genuine sense of misery that comes with being male. higher rates of depression, suicide, etc. you're disposable, not cherished, we all have that feeling.goes right back to the Bible, really. whether you believe in it or not, those lads knew.
>>85119536I do have days where I feel like I have cut down but then there are days where I am just constantly checking for porn. Wasting my life because of my high libido.
>>85113203enjoying my last day off before another week on. watched a video of a cute asian girl showing her daily life in poverty, I think I'm starting to understand the guys that go abroad for their women.
No girl will ever find you attractive. You're a loser living with your parents still, you don't even want to work, you don't go out because there's nothing to do anyway outside, people your age are likely settled down with a family now. You are so far behind and people just sense something is not right with you. It's over.
>>85119598>No girl will ever find you attractive. You're a loser living with your parents still, you don't even want to work, you don't go out because there's nothing to do anyway outside, people your age are likely settled down with a family now. You are so far behind and people just sense something is not right with you. It's over.ktim
Called it, I was just after 1 sticker, but then looked again after buying and saw the pidgey and pidgeot stickers and meowth (the 1 meowth sticker and maybe some others to go in the misc binder) and knew it was fate, teh universe, it had to be done, last 10er spent. 5 sleeps till bennies day, can I resist mugging an old lady to fund muh pokemon habit? Only time will tell.Will celebrate with a spliff methinks.
Might watch the world cup final tonight. BBC or ITV. Both have drawbacks.
might have a wank over japanese girl soles in nylons
>>85119632Life is suffering when you're a man child who wants everything to your exacting standards.
they stole this idea from Bagpuss, i reckon.
>>85119648Good taste, but I'm firmly on the IR grind these days oh aye x
>>85119516We're not allowed to talk about him anymore
think i'll just comment on absolutely everything in this children's film, if that's OK with you lads?
Corrrr, fucking Bagpuss up the arse. Better still, plapping a Womble.
Big ol' Bumsesh with the cock wombles x
I got 7 items
Bareback is hell
Lads I'm almost 16 stone nows
>>85119827Blad is double that
>>85119812baffling post, it's the best
New topical edition, all change please all change>>85119891>>85119891>>85119891
>>85119827me? I'm down 3lbs form last week and on target to hit my goal weight of 12st 10lbs in around 4 weeks.
A twoll thead no thanks
>>85119349Logistics companies are really struggling atm, can't get the staff these days. You should sign up to be a driver or something, lad. You love receiving your deliveries, right? Imagine how good it would feel to deliver smiles to hundreds of customers every day:)
>>85119665Old Bear and all>the episode where they build a plane to free the other bear from the atticEdge of seat telly, that
