I Spy EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>85125512https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85125512Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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MIIIIIIILFS ARE SO BAAAAAACK!!
>>85188262Honestly, Milk is already fine with her body as is. But I can see this same situation with Hinata
!PETITION FOR MODS TO REMOVE THESE THREADS!This violates global rule 1: "You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law."
Ignore retards and post mom stuff
Anyone from a culture where cousin marriage is normal?
>>85188262betason spies while CHADSON creampies
it's dead in here
>>85190721Where I live it's not strictly "normal" but it's not illegal, maybe a little frowned upon.
>>85191550US? What country/state?
dateanonBoring update. Mom and I went out again, but I didn't attempt to flirt with her. It's as if I lost my muse and energy for it. Hopefully I get it back. She seemed normal as ever, btw. Nothing felt off unlike last time.
>>85188262Last Week's UpdatesUnnamed brother anon>>85125549Unnamed nephew anon>>85125600Unnamed mom anon>>85129225Unnamed son anon>>85129892Unnamed son anon #2>>85132673Brosis>>85139900Drawanon>>85154337Unnamed brother anon>>85160489dateanon>>85163231
>>85188262Last Week's Updated contGrievingmom anon>>85170841Unnamed son anon #3>>85178505
>>85191660>It's as if I lost my muse and energy for itHas her confusing behavior turned you off or are you reevaluating whether the effort is worth it?
GAWDAMN IT MOM! WHY ARE YOU SO CLUMSY. HOW DID YOU GET YOURSELF TIED UP!? HAG CORRECTION NEEDED!
I wonder if Hapa-chan is still looking to move to the US
I wonder what Poetbro is up to, haven't heard from him in a while
>>85190479>that violates local or United States lawIncest laws in the United States vary by state, and generally just limit marriage as opposed to coitus.
>>85193234>generally just limit marriage as opposed to coitusThat's only for cousins, the majority of the states police forces wouldn't take kindly to siblings or parent-child fucking
Now imagine having them go into your mouth. Anons if your mother offered to breastfeed you as an adult, would you accept her offer?
shout out to oldfag foid in other thread the other night>>85185927>https://vocaroo.com/180dTAbSlY4j
>>851904794pbpEnough of this bullshit, move it to a discord or to >>>/trash/ where it belongs.
>>85194253>>85190479it is a little odd to have a general on r9k which is ostensibly an OC board
>>85188262i want to be breastfeeded
>>85194261The stories are OC
>>85191708>Has her confusing behavior turned you off or are you reevaluating whether the effort is worth it?i think its a mix of her behavior and me just being busy lately in general. maybe it'll be alot better next time. my desire for her hasnt diminished, so maybe i just need a recharge.
>>85188265Mom's really excited about me moving back in with her and living our day-to-day as a couple, she's got all sorts of ideas about how we should organize our new(old) home and new furniture and our weekly routine, just her nesting instinct in overdrive.She's been calling it "hospice care with benefits" and whenever she does she turns to look at me with the biggest shit-eating grin ever.I love seeing her like that.
>>85194848your mom is dying? a hospice is where people spend their last days.
>>85194872It's her morbid sense of humor, back in Mexico she also started comparing us to Principal Skinner and his mom and she's since expanded it to Arthur and Madam Nim as well as Norman&Norma Bates. Michelle is a hoot.She's exceptionally healthy for her age actually.Oh another joke she likes making is how we're having so much sex she's now got urinary tract infections to worry about.
>>85194966i think im going to be nauseous. glad she's okay though.
>>85194986I mean it is a middle aged woman going on senior citizen engaging in penetrative sexual intercourse with her own son.It's not a pretty sight for anyone except the two of us.
>>85195094>It's not a pretty sight for anyone except the two of us.Nah, it's a beautiful sight that should be exalted by all
>>85191673>Unnamed brother anonPanties arrived, I didn't get to see them on her. At least I haven't yet, but a man can hope.We also got drunk over the weekend and I remember kissing the top of her head again. Can't wait until Wednesday when I can hit the bottle again.
>>85195436>Can't wait until Wednesday when I can hit the bottle againDoes your sister let you spoon her?
>>85195721No, at most we cuddle on the couch when drinking. Hopefully she gets as drunk as me so I can broach the topic and try to cuddle more
>>85194261Wouldn't call it a general, half of the time is a retard pinging people. They should install discord and fuck off
How has this general survived for 5 years?
Cuckson General fags acting up today
>>85196121>doesn't understand that people are telling true stories>doesn't understand that this is the best anonymous place for incestuous people to discuss their relationships
>>85191643Nice try, fed >>85190527This is the dream
If you have a single mom and it's just you and her how could you possibly not make a move? If mine wasn't married to my dad and if my sibling didn't live with us I'd definitely be fucking her.
>>85196486The feds wouldn't actually care about investigating incest. There are a few state bureaus of investigation (specifically Florida) that have their tendrils dug into 4chan though
My mom has a lot of BDSM gear hidden in her closet and I get off to the idea off her using it on me, or vise versa She'll leave the house some afternoons with her gym bag to "work out," but I'll check her closet and see her rope missing, a gag or two missing, a strap missing, etcSome lucky ass guy or girl is out there dominating or submitting to my mom. I envy them greatly.
literoti-mom here, how is everyone?
>>85196878This ain't the cuckson general
>>85196901Can you point out for me the part in my post where I said anything about cuckingI don't get turned on by the envy, it's just envy.
>>85196986Some stranger is fucking your mom instead of you
Need mommylove
This has to be one of the most American threads on this site simply because it almost dies every night
What of fit mamas? Are you and your mama into keep your body nice & healthy? Would your mama be able to keep up with you sexually? Or are you able to keep up with her?
>>85196878>>85196986you're a cuck, just get the fuck out of here
Doctors have opted to have me go in tomorrow so they can medically induce labor. Pretty common with twins, I'm told. >up to 24 hours after I get there for labor to start>should at least apparently be shorter than last time once it does start>probably staying at the hospital overnight for a couple days after thatLittle brother's going to be keeping an eye on the toddler and I'm sure other relatives will stop in too. We haven't really been apart much since she was born so I'm hoping it's not too hard on her...or on me, for that matter.
>>85199914you're probably quite nervous, but everything will be fine, i'm sure
>>85200000who got it i gotta know man i gotta know
>>85199914Why not C-section?
>>85199914Praying for an easy birthing process and a quick recovery for you Brosis
Hugs, with Mothers
>>85199914Best of luck Brosis.Whatever happens we#re hear to a least lend an ear.
>>85196738So you're telling me to still not share anything. Yeah, thanks for the reminder.>>85199268Well, she's 'fit' and that she exercises a lot but she doesn't have a fit body. Crazy stamina though .
>>85199914Good luck with the birth or something.>>85201182>Crazy stamina thoughYour mama? What are her exercises? What's it like, want to talk more about it?
>>85199268Wish my mom had tits like that
>>85199268That's a big part of our relationship, so yes.Went for an hour long run together this morning and she's back outside doing yard work.
>>85201547Does she like doing yard work? Or is it something you could take over to get even more into her good graces?
>>85199031/mcg/'s userbase does seem to skew towards the western hemisphere
>>85201547>Went for an hour long run together this morning and she's back outside doing yard work.During yard work where you helping? Did you take good peeks underskirt or was she wearing something else/changed after practice? Was it a good run?>>85201525What are her titties like?
>>85199268She's super into yoga, she didn't even stop during our honeymoon in Mexico. She's tried getting me into it before but I haven't taken to it because number 1 I think it's kinda gay and number 2 it's a lot harder than it looks. I just curl in the squat rack like a normal person.As far as cardio and flexibility goes she can keep up no problem but since I weigh a fuckton compared to her I have an ever-present fear I'll crush her, she assures me she can take it but still.>>85199914God bless you and your new little ones, BS
>>85199914I'll be keeping you in my prayers!
>>85204322>since I weigh a fuckton compared to her I have an ever-present fear I'll crush her, she assures me she can take it but still.Will imagine picrel as you now, jej.
>>85199268my mom has never worked out afaik. she's not chubby or overweight despite that. she should probably exercise, but at the same time... i find her mommy belly to be extremely sexy. flabby mom bods are erotic.
>>85205149Do you fantasize a lot about her?
When/how did you first have incestuous urges, /mcg/?
>>85205308oh sorry, im dateanon, so yeah, i fantasize about her all the time
>>85205405My attraction to my mother was awakened by my pubescent self being awestruck at the sight of her evening negligees
>>85204704>I just curl in the squat rack like a normal person
>>85196521>if my sibling didn't live with us I'd definitely be fucking herThis is genuinely the one thing stopping me from doing the same
>>85196521>>85207371Ass masseur here. Who are these twins of mine?
>>85205405my mom has been playfully patting my bulge whenever she walks by me for as long as i can remember, and i never had the nerve to tell her to stop. eventually the urges started growing as i reached puberty
>>85207463youre gay for never building off of that
>>85207446hey a-m, how are things with the gf and mom?
>>85205454You'll suckceed in fucking her. Trust the plan.
>>85202085>Does she like doing yard work?Yes, it's a centering thing for her, I think. Of course I help out, I actually usually take care of things like planting and gardening, she likes to paint and keep things tidy. She doesn't have as much of an eye for placement so I'll plant our shrubs, hydrangeas, lilies, herb garden, and trees, we have a few crabapple trees, two japanese maples, and about 8 evergreens that border the eastern side of our property. She really likes mowing the lawn and I apparently don't do it as good so she's typically like>Anon, goddamn it, just let me do itthen I'll go tend to the flowers or something. Yesterday I was planting some pampas grass while she's painting the extended part of our deck we just installed.So yes, I help. I also surprised her with a new phone yesterday. I'm still using a shitty Moto whatever that I got for free but I bought her a Pixel 9 and she's overwhelmed by it so I'm setting it up for her. She already downloaded some horseshit app from instagram that was giving her random pop up ads all over the place.>>85202865No, we workout together whether that's tennis, bike ride, run, or the gym and then I'll help with yard work if I'm not doing my actual job which I do from my computer so I don't ever have to be too far from my mom.And yes, she's still wearing that fucking torn up tennis skirt where when she squats or bends over her bush is just RIGHT FUCKING THERE and she doesn't seem to notice.
