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Ice cream van edish

Prev edish >>85364453
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Oh oh oh oh fucking ayeeeeeeeeeeeee x
Guess who just sailed in today?
Them Bantus boys that'd been away
Haven't changed, need arse to gape
But, man, I still think them wogs are crazy
They were askin' if Welper's around
How's his arse, where he could be pound
Told them he was livin' downtown
Drivin' all the Pakis crazy

The Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in town
(I said) The Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in town
The Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in town
The Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in town

You know that lid that used to mince a lot?
Every night, he'd be on the streets, taking booty shots
Man, when I tell ya he was bent, he's a cock slot
I mean, he was steamin'
And that time over at carehome place
Well, Ahmed got up and he fucked Welper's gape
Man, we just fell about the place
If that Lid don't wanna know, forget em

The Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in town
(I said) The Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in town
The Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in town
The Bantus back in town, the Bantus back in town

Spread his arse around
Bantus back in town
You spread his arse around

Friday night, cocks pressed to spill
Down at Beehive Pub and Grill
The spunk will flow and guts will spill
And if the boys wanna spaff, you better let 'em
That batty in the corner blastin' out a wretched pong
The gapes are gettin' wider, it won't be long
Won't be long till Welper cums
Now that Bantus are here again

https://youtu.be/wIE5wwvicew
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99's aren't even fucking 99p anymore
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>>85367088
Upwards of 3 quid around my end fucking scamming forrens
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Oh, it's great being Welper living in a carehome

>The care workers won't DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates nigerian guy*

>You get to be fucked EVERY night with Shippy's beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial big dick sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
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>>85367085
Love thin lizzy me I do
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Welpers subjugated arse
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4L of cider consumed on a mad one now
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>>85367085
>>85367099
>>85367114
Seek help you nutcase
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>>85367075
Pepto bismol ahh van
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Shippys back in town
Shippys back in town
Shippys back in town
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Josh Reynolds edition
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Josh from Brit/pol/ edisih
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>>85367075
word of warning: never trust an apu-operated ice cream van, they're fronts for drug gangs
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this was a good episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htG-iD6J1eM
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Getting dizzy with our Shippy! https://youtu.be/BZzsi1y82Y8
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Every britfeel personality except Ebin has been a paedophile
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>>85367184
What about ShutInCity aka ShutInChad?
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>>85367189
He had his own problems
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>>85367226
What kind of problems? You imply they are on the same scale as paedophilia. Are they?
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Blad grooming a troon
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>>85367235
Just some stuff I heard on discord. I didn't know him personally.
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Shippy becoming head of the Allan Family
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>>85367184
What about BritNormie? Nonce or not nonce?
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>>85367241
You aren't in the discord, we're on teamspeak now. That is how I know.
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Shippy abducting the Welpers and bumming them until death
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>>85367291
Why would he do that? He'd want to keep them for long term sex, not bum them into an early grave
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could never figure out the unown puzzle in pokemon crystal. bit thick, me
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>>85367184
What about Smirnoffbro?
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A SAID THE BANTUS ARE BACK IN TOWNS
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spam mong? definitely a nonce
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I miss Smirnoffbro. The only britfeel personality I liked.
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Broadbridge was conspicuously anti-nonce. It almost seemed a bit performative. A bit of a put on. And there's the question of why he can't see his children
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>>85367248
Nonce by proxy
>>85367315
I always thought it was creepy af how he talked about his daughter here
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anyone remember eva6?
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>>85367338
Yeah, blad's girlfriend
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*gets punched in the face on three separate occasions, each time smashing his glasses*
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>>85367329
was he the pisshead who sold watches on ebay?
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Ship Shippy and Broad Broadbride bumming Welp Welper
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Do you think spammong takes pleasure in knowing he's the most hated """personality""" in britfeel at the moment?
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Big up the UK nonces!
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Giga nonce on the beg
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Guiding shippys meat stick into Welpers Bottom
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no rite how ka-kui treat may
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You should have to have your hard drive checked before you post here.
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that one lad who spammed sonic booms with guile when u played street figher 2 x
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>>85367344
He tried to see her tuppence.
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>>85367429
Lollers' hard drive is encrypted
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>>85367435
I could never pull it off. Hold back for 2 seconds and then press forward and punch, I was fucking crap at street fighter 2 I used to play as e Honda and try and get the opponent in a corner and just do the 1000 slap move over and over. It worked but it was boring after a while.
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>>85367444
Biggest nonce on /britfeel/ followed closely by sean and turkmong
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>>85367463
The biggest nonce on /britfeel/ is Baldrew.
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you know what guys? im think its gonna be a chud neet autumn
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Going for my nightwalk in 40 minutes. Any music recs lads? x
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Greg "Penis" Austin
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gees ya laptop mate
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i could really use a good chortle right now lads
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Getting Dizzy with Ship Shippy!!
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https://youtu.be/Ktpt9ZoNvEQ
Shippy!
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>>85367481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSRhIeEFQf4
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https://youtu.be/Pav2f4b-1ZE
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Choonposting revival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q04ILDXe3QE
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In the batty, in your dreams, a gape so true
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ship shippingtonshire spaffing on hhl
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>>85367532
whilst i am a spreader of general mirth i only deal in guffaws and snickers
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whatever happened to crossy
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South Park only started in 1997. Feels like it should be older than that. Then again feels like 1997 shouldn't be 30 years ago. New Labour era.
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Oh aye Mr Shippy!
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>>85367589
Gave up 4chan to pursue his Christian faith.
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You spin me right round shippingham right round
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Saw that End of Oak Street kinomoviefilm. I didn't like it whatsoever. That's a shame.

Early night for me I reckon corrr. Too tired to do anything else.
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>>85367580
got a snicker from me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZS4C1rCQGc

corker of a choon this
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Shippy up his bum, up his bum! Shippy up his bum!
https://youtu.be/-AkxUirASIQ
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headbanging to Laura Branigan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEfqyH3ouW0
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>>85367651
GTA5 era
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In love with a cute rose born in 2001 and hates her wagie job. If only I were a wealthy lad.
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>>85367721
She should meet the right fella and then she can have a few sprogs rather than wage slaving. Women have that advantage.
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>>85367463
I don't reckon there is any one from turkey here.
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>>85367721
>f only I were a wealthy lad
get on top PIP and part time job, dee lad
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>>85367721
If only you had been born a Deano, lad.
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Nightrideberg approacheth

I fink

X
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>>85367735
She could also start an onlyfans. That's what I'd do if I were a cute girl.
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>>85367759
I'm not mong enough for PIP. I doubt I am employable at this point. Normies struggle to get any responses so I've got no chance in this economy.

>>85367763
If only genetics and/or nepotism set me up for life.
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>>85367759
>get on top PIP and part time job

That's what HHL did. Oh aye x
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Shippy Spunking in Sandras bagpuss
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HHL and Shippy spam stopped. Ruthmong gimmick starts.
And you can not guess at who is unemployed and has the time to spend all day everyday day here. He also has a liking for the drama he watches on DVDs.
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Sean must be getting 2.5-3k/month now. While basically still a NEET.
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>>85367085
>Down at beehive pub and grill
Interesting creative decision lad. I notice you use the word Deano a lot yet here you had a lyric "down at dino's bar and grill" but you didn't say "Deano's bar and grill"
Interesting decision lad
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Shippington Shippy of Shippinghamshire making Welpers Bottom his tributary
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Wonder how things are going for him in HMP Wakefield
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>15 The woman said to him, "Sir, give me this water so that I won't get thirsty and have to keep coming here to draw water."

>16 He told her, "Go, call your husband and come back."

>17 "I have no husband," she replied.

>Jesus said to her, "You are right when you say you have no husband. 18 The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true."
was jesus an AI
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*putting away my "Shippy and Welper Sexcapades" dossier and taking out my "Ruthmong Character" dossier*
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The court tv channel on satellite has been stuck like a broken record for ages. The time display is working but every thing else is fucked. Very odd. If you have sky or freesat they've taken it off the guide I think...my tv has a general satellite channel list and freesat. tv is really starting to die and more channels are disappearing every year.
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Got a message from the "boss" of the Escort I fell in love with. He's starting to threaten me. Not sure what to do. She's so perfect lads
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>>85367865
You're obsessed with me, lid. I'm no twoll. x
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Ship Shippy of Shippingham forcing Welpers Bottom to allow his massive cock inside
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>>85367962
That's from the Gospel of John which is even more full of made up bollocks than the rest of them.
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>>85367955
as long as hes got a tv, a player and vhs copy of jurassic park hes happy
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>>85368019
Piss of back to the mosque, moni.
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Monged out didn't I in a rage against an non-ethnic within our bordered, don't care, fuck off Paki bastard.
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Fucking heil Shipman!
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>>85368041
keeek we fish you a chris witty christmas
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>>85368035
The Qu'ran is also full of made up bollocks
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And freesat misses all those free music channels like NOW 70s, 80s. 90s-00s, Rock and Clubland. I don't think many of the great! channels are there either. Could be different depending on the post code region you enter in the tuning. There's a lot of extra free channels on satellite they're hiding if you aren't on Sky's epg. Freeview did have them last time I checked but the overall channel selection is limited.
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>>85368019
i certainly hope the part where jesus says salvation comes from the jews is!
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>>85368050
It's pretty based if you want a young virgin wife.
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Shippy arse fucking Welp Welper into submission but then Footmong joins in and fuck Welp Welper a bit more
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>>85367955
Think of all the gay couples getting away with it.
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>>85368060
Heretic, are you anglican or lutheran, or even a new age prot?
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DVDlass is the mastermind behind these threads.
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Hate using this 2006 laptop in 2026. Getting a new one now will be so expensive thanks to AI bollocks.
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Fucking right that. I stand with Shipman!
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Just had my first Star Bar. Wouldn't recommend desu. If you're craving peanuts get a snickers, they do it much better. Or if you're peanut butter mad dare i say hwt a reeses peanut butter cup. Will not be getting again. That is all that i have to say
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Rose West had the tightest pussy in all of Shropmsbiry.
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>>85368086
By mastermind do you mean bored, inane, child like mentality, fantasist, narcissist?
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>>85368060
That part is unlikely to be historical but does at least add up. Jesus was Jewish, addressed Israel, quoted Jewish scripture, selected Twelve disciples to symbolise Israel's restoration and apparently accepted Jerusalem's Temple as Israel's central sanctuary. So he was pretty heavily Jew-coded in his theology. The idea that you could follow Jesus without becoming a Jew was very controversial in the early church.
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drain gang tree house
and youre not allowed
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>>85368096
Mate I just bought a star bar from the offie. You stalking me?
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>>85368096
Chocolate barlet detected. Starbars are easily the best next to Picnics.
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>>85368088
There's a lad here who is still reading posts from 2006 so you're in good company.
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Never liked shippy. I like a forced meme as much as the next lad but something seemed wrong about joking like that about a serial killer
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Wonder how this disabled lass is getting on lately. I reckon she will be taking advantage of her free bus travel any time of day now.
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>>85368111
I wouldn't want to waste my life reading historical posts. I am a forward thinker.
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Shall be heading out now

Do wish me luck laddingshire, for i do require same

X
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>>85368117
No you aren't lad. You haven't moved forward in 20 years.
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>>85368105
You're obsessed with him, lad. x
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>>85368120
What you heading out for? Nightwalk?
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The last time Ruthmong moved forward in life was probably when he started wanking. That was his last big leap ahead. His life has almost calcified since that day.
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fantasist added to the filter
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Feel kind of bad these dogs have no life really when you think about it. Can't they use a white stick to get around?
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Forgot to water my marigolds again..
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>>85368124
I see right through him lad
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>>85368108
Unfortunate selection laddo
>>85368110
I like picnics. I'm just not a big peanut butter man. Although i do enjoy the odd peanut
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>>85368088
Get yourself a used Thinkpad me lad.
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Forgot to wear my nappy again..
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I miss the student tottie around town. Waiting for September to come so I can stare at them on the bus.
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>>85368136
Should have gone to Specsavers, lad.
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>>85368133
Dogs live to serve their master. They are natural slaves of the animal world.
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>>85368122
I worry about the future though. I have no one to help me move forward. My dad doesn't own three fucking pubs to give me a cushy life and fallback job.
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(*Meant to write laddingshires ofc)

Bit hectic rn innit phwoar

X
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>>85368153
horses are even more buck broken tbqh
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>>85368154
My dad doesn't own three pubs either. I managed to survive
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I don't watch porn for moral reasons. The porn industry is fucked beyond belief.
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Might help myself to a bowl of crunch nut. The gentleman's cereal
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>>85368149
I got sick of seeing all the uni girls with the sporty Chads when I lived in Loughborough.
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>>85367892
All above board too as it's sanctioned by his work coach at the Job Centre. Twolls fuming x
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>>85368163
what about artisanal organic porn?
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>>85368130
Wanking is a weak man's escape. My libido is very high which actually holds me back in life.

>>85368139
They're expensive still. I have totally blown the vast majority of what little money I had.
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Never even had a girl's dirty thong in my mouth
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He has you wrapped around his little finger. x
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Helper asking Shipinghamshire to gape his rosebud
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>>85368187
Bit late for you isn't it mate?
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>>85368184
i have, but she doesn't know about it
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>>85368161
I don't have the looks, confidence, intelligence, energy to make it. Some people just have no real interest in any thing career-wise.
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>>85368184
Really? You should try it lad.
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Got a massive chocolate bar instead of a normal one again. I have no self control. Gonna get as fat as a house at this rate.
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>>85368192
Well that seems like a much bigger problem than "my dad doesn't own three pubs" doesn't it?
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>>85368197
It better not be a star bar
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>>85368133
why so so many women have that emily wops npc look?
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Wouldn't mind a bear hug from are Blad. x
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>>85368171
Doesn't exist mate. I understand why people do it but personally I would be ashamed of myself if I did wank off to porn. It's the same with animal rights, fast fashion, etc.
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Shippy injecting Welp Welpers arse with his Cum
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>>85368198
Guarantee I wouldn't be a failure because nepotism is the answer in that case.
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Not my fault he's on it, is it?
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I miss Helper. It's sad the demons ITT drove him away with their sick trolling :_;
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Shipingham
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>>85368213
Corrrr, the Toy Box Killer was a true mentalist. Not right what he did with those dogs.
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>>85368216
ever thought about killing yourself lid?
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Shippy arse bumming Welper
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Why go online and be mean? I don't get it.
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crunch nut? how about getting some bitches to crunch on yo nuts playa
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I'm a Shreddies man myself.
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>>85368224
Woooooah bit harsh init mate
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I don't want to send CVs and online applications that AI bots and HR bints will reject instantly. What is the point?
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>>85368186
>He has you wrapped around his little finger. x
who?
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>>85368236
You know who. He rules this thread. x
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>No verification required
I've made it lads
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Ship Shippy only bummed Welp Welper he didn't kill him
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I've been accepted for every job I've ever applied for. It's piss easy lads. Your CVs must be shit.
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>>85368232
Corn Flakes has Vitamin D for shut-ins.
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>>85368240
>You know who. He rules this thread. x
who
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>>85368240
Lollers? Nah, he's not got me like that, thanks.
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Shippy spaffing on Lollers gaped arse
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Oh Ship Shippy! Ship Shippy!
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>a blessing in the skys
My mum keeps saying this and I legitimately have no idea what she means. Is it something religious?
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Shippy once invited me to a meal out at Toby carvery. Because I have social anxiety I said no.
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>>85368224
Demon detected. Begone foul demon.
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It sucks I'll never have sex. Getting a job makes no fucking difference to that.
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Ship Ship hooray!
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>>85368271
This is an atheist thread
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Whoa shippy! I'm so dizzy!
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Shippy bumming a pakitroon
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>>85368272
I mean it does if the alternative is rotting in your bed room
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It batty time de lid. Don't scream de lid.
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Shippy's toad in Welper's hole
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>>85368303
Would love that CRT tv apu has he's one lucky man
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I'd like to inform the apu's that Wrank Weard the drummer from ZZ top has died aged 77
https://youtu.be/eUDcTLaWJuo?t=30&is=BYgHskErYkOrvZ1j
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>>85368300
I'd rather do that than slave away without getting a good sex life. Imagine working these days.
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>>85368303
Oil me up Apu Spaki
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TVs used to be good. Corrrrrr. These DVD combos were always breaking.
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Easy bummer! https://youtu.be/JkRKT6T0QLg
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My old mate removed all of his songs from Bandcamp. I really enjoyed them, and even though he hates me now I still miss listening to it. He was very talented.
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>>85368113
How come all these disabled birds are too disabled to work but they're always travelling up and down the country doing social activities and that
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I've been getting the standard UC payments but I've also been getting paid as a twitch streamer
The twitch streamer money goes into paypal instead of my bank account and has never touched my bank account

Am I screwed if I close my UC account? I'll need to register with HMRC for self employed stuff because I've earned over 1000 since April 6th this year. Would registering trigger fraud investigation shit?
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>>85368363
No you haven't. Stopping this LARP dead in it's tracks, lad.
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Shippo Shippingham
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Might get some sushi tomorrow. Treat myself
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Shuffle a shippy https://youtu.be/Tn6aya6rqeo
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUP I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU LOT AND YOUR DRIBBLE!!!!
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At least one britfeel user has committed suicide since britfeel's inception.
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>>85368370
I wouldn't lie to you anon, you're special to me
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Feel like I'm always worrying about something. One worry ends then is immediately replaced with another worry to obsess about. Why can't i just be at peace
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>>85368210
How would that make you a success?
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>>85368387
Ulster? He was more of a Brit/pol/ user I suppose. English lassie drove him to suicides.
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At least one britfeel user has had sex since britfeel's inception.
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never been with a woman and youre over 25 id end it
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Had a giant poo today. Genuinely think it's probably in the top 1% of poos had ny anyone on earth today
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Saw my school bully today. He's gotten really fat. Haha.
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I'm a compulsive liar. I'm sorry lads, I feel a little ashamed about lying to you all.
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And now I've killed the thread. Oh god. I'm sorry lads.
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>>85368363
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but yes what you're doing would be classed fraud. It's classed as a source of income which has to be declared which isn't allowed while claiming UC. If the DWP ever found out you'd have to repay back whatever you've earned on twitch.

I'm not sure about the HMRC tax stuff but it would more than likely trigger something on their end and they would find out seeing as they are both arms of the government and they are interlinked. Sorry anon.
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Well that's it is it? The old general on the scrapheap?
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haven't had party rings since I was a kid, I should get some
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Literally couldn't give a rats cock about any of you
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>>85368396
Same. I'm like that. There's always something to worry about.
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no one wants your rat cock
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>>85368524
Yeah I've thought about it some more and realise there's no easy way out of this
Time for an awkward conversation with my work coach. Assuming I can do some kind of payment plan to repay I should be fine
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Shippy arse raping Welp Welper
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i care deeply about every one of you mongs
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>>85368395
I can also use photo editing software, it's FREE!
Also, sad amount of UC, I pity you, genuinely.
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Now that is, indeed, it is, it is lush!
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Whoops outed myself as 'single', sorry DWP lurkers, I am indeed single and my friend does not also claim as single.
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Grim bastards. Soon I'll rinse you for a new GPU.
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Ship Shippinghamshire of Shippington making Welp Welper is anal vassal
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Lid? What have you done?
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You're a gaped batty man
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And you gape at THE club
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Ship Shippinghamshires of Shipsville
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Might play some Torchlight 2.
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>>85368651
Finally, a sensible post
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GR3Liudev18
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Noncelight 2
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favourite lolcow?
kingcobrajfs for me
rip
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>>85368676
Daniel Larson
WOT
Helpermong
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>>85368676
>kingcobrajfs
QRD?
>>85368683
>Daniel Larson
QRD?
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>>85368454
phwoooar luv when do a big satisfying poo

make life worth livin' innit
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>>85368700
>Daniel Larson
>QRD?
EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY
MR PRESIDENT
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Shippy inseminating Wanrda Wallan
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Also https://youtu.be/uNme1wNtEEk
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>>85368676
jade jackson
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>>85368700
KingCobraJFS is a dead fat ugly balding alcoholic goth who cooks disgusting food abominations. There's nothing to him other than that.
Daniel Larson is a delusional homeless pedophile, husband to a C-list celebrity, and the next president of the United States.
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>>85368749
>Daniel Larson is a homeless pedophile, husband to a C-list celebrity, and the next president of the United States.
Fixed!
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>>85368676
I like that mong who posts here all day
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>>85368749
>KingCobraJFS is a dead fat ugly balding alcoholic goth who cooks disgusting food abominations. There's nothing to him other than that.
Fuck off mate. He was a lot more than that.
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>>85368770
HelperLad? Me too.
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Shippy Shippy of Shippy and Foot Footy of Footy bukakking Wandra
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Shippy cumming on Wandras back
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Neighbour is blasting Foo Fighters and laughing obnoxiously every two seconds. This isn't the first time.
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>>85368655
You a fan? Used to play it all the time. On sale for three quid on PS5. Apparently it's patched to a good state so seems like a bargain. There's a Sacred 2 remaster out as well.
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Gonna have to buy a console to play GTA 6, aren't I? Wish they would just release that shit on PC like every other vidya company. Pisstake.
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>>85368830
I played it a little bit years back. Fun game. Its just nice to see a post which isn't nonsense
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>>85368676
They get boring quickly. Chris chan was the most interesting for the longest for me, which still wasn't long.
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>>85368839
The price of PS5 is now higher than when I bought mine. AI mongs are making everything expensive.
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>>85368839
Feel like everyone's going to buy it. People who say they won't are gonna get it. The hype will be unstoppable
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Getting dizzy with our shippy
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>>85368852
Most people I know have booked off time from work at release. It's practically a national holiday.
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I'm so hyped for GTA 6. Did you see how many obese niggers they can fit in that game?!
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>>85368866
You can kill them, wouldn't you like that?
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Shippy cooking potato waffles and beans for the local children
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Lubes arrived
Going to get my cock hard then start fucking my Violet Myers fleshlight, might even start a harem with my Lexi2Legit one as well.
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>>85368873
Would rather just not be reminded of their existence.
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I remember taking the day off school when GTA 4 came out. Played it for 24 hours straight. A GTA release is a big event, even of it's a normie event. I remember my big brother taking me to the San Andreas midnight launch when I was around nine. Still have the bandana.
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>>85368866
>>85368879
guaranteed you're a fatlus fan
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>>85368878
you've never seen a fleshlight let alone put your penis inside one
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I've been seeing talk online about how black people are the future of our species. I don't mean in some weird cuckold fetish way I just mean they are literally the future of a species that preys even on itself.

Sometimes I look down on them, but who am I to talk? I was a stillborn baby. My mum didn't want me but I was still born.
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Dizzy with Mr Shippy https://youtu.be/dvR2KG-DXKY
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>>85368886
idk wtf that is
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I used to have a Stoya fleshlight. They're pretty good but after a while, even with cleaning, they start to stink. Ended up dumping it in a public bin in town one day.
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Should I buy a PS5 or an XBOX Series S/X/Whatever the fuck it's called? I only want to play GTA 6 on it. Both of them have no exclusives I'd want to play, except for maybe Demon's Souls remake. As far as I'm aware, XBOX has no exclusives anymore, right?
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Are flashlights worth it? I'd get one but not sure where i'd hide it. You find a big dildo and no one cares, but a flashlight? Suddenly you're a sex pervert
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Guinea pet
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1787093312836795.mp4
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>>85368891
Do you want a piccy of said fleshy?
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>>85368916
Ps5 has more games, especially considering halo and gears are now on ps5. But gamepass is a pretty good to deal on xbox. Personally im a series x man, but that's just my preference
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>>85368930
Good post lad
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You didn't ask but guess what I don't care. Rubber fanny is better than NO fanny :D
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>>85368919
They are good (don't listen to people saying they're not) but they're annoying to clean and dry. Not ideal if you live with your parents or housemates that enter your room without permission.
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Shippy becoming Welpers da
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>>85368949
wahey
legend
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>>85368953
Shippy becoming Welpers da would be good (don't listen to people saying it wouldn't be) but it would be annoying to clean and dry his arsehole after Shippy creampied it. Not ideal if you live in a care home with care workers that enter your room without permission
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>>85368949
how many times have you spunked in that chief?
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Lads whenever you think the UK is bad just remember the US has dearb*rn
https://youtu.be/fk6s6McyT6w
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Garn in for the kill https://youtu.be/8ce8O9dTq9U
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Will not be helping the nightwatch tonight. Got an early start.
Night lads x
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Shippy clarting out helper holes
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It Wednesday init!

>>85367895
Sorry, Deanos not a massive part of my life anymore x

Don't you know I'm still noncing better than I ever did
Feeling like a true peado, diddling little kids
I'm still noncing after all this time
We all diddlers in life and it on my mind

IM STILL NONCING (yeah yeah yeah)
IM STILL NONCING (yeah yeah yeah)
https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
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>>85368982
Corrrr, good tuneberg this was. Always got her mixed up with Robyn.
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>I'm Still Standing
as it should be x
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>>85368982
Wanked ore her a fair few times
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>>85368992
Getting a bag in tonight lid?
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>>85368989
Sweet dreams laddo
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Think there's something really wrong with a man who spends a significant portion of his day thinking up lyrics to songs that he can make a bit gay to get one over on a long necked spacker lol
Then again, I'm not an incel anymore so you all operate below me
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>>85369043
Ooo you're 'ard
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Shippy arse raping Welp Welper in the dead of night
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>>85369024
Nah not tonight, too much cock!
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>you all
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Shippymeister cumming in and breeding Welp Welpers shitty arse
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>>85368949
On the off-chance you actually manage to bring a woman back to your dilapidated NEET hovel, what do you think her reaction to finding that would be?
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>>85369066
As it fucking! should be!
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>>85369076
How do you come up with these posts lad? I'd find it difficult to be so creative so consistently
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Me pooping on spammermongs dad
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Shippy spunking in welperlads buttocks
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>>85369079
No women has been allowed into the lids den, lot alone allow to view my fleshlight collection.... learn the rules
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Big stinky poo poo on spammer mongs head :D
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>>85369043
>I'm not an incel anymore
>anymore

Lol. Not sure we do all operate below you, chap
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>>85368930
I used to love guinea pigs, but I can't anymore knowing they are basically peruvian chickens
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>>85369079
As a man who used to live in dilapidated NEET hovel and actually (very) occasionally shagged girls in it, I'd simply spruce up my hovel before going out to meet someone. And that would include shoving my embarrassing stuff away
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Mad to think Zoomies will never appreciate that I paid taxes pre 2015 which contributed to the ending of the slave trade. Ungrateful cunts.
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Getting mega dizzy with shippy!
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>>85369166
Why shippy lad? Are you shippy?
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>>85369173
I wish I was but I'm not. He didn't do anything wrong.
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I cry because Jesus died for a mong like ME
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12m x 2? I've not been on for days but thanks I guess
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>>85369187
Can you give me a rundown on the shippy lore? I only know he used to post those shipman forced memes
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But I need it? Why can't I have it?
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Actually a bigger need but will I ever get this? No. And I won't be real world trading to get it.
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Thanks Mod fucking North for HALVING my wealth overnight you scamming bastard
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Necro Queen OUT! Night.
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>>85369291
>>85369295
>>85369304
What game is this ladd?
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>>85369322
The only real MMO, Runescape.
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>>85369334
Only ever played wow myself
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Well if you lot aren't going to put in the effort i may as well go to sleep. Guess the best people haven't turned up
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>>85369344
I'm opposite. Never played WOW because
1. It wasn't the MMO my school played
2. It was too expensive DLC wise
3. I don't know anyone (apart from one mong in form who played, and he was an incel before incel was a thing.

Runescape is my safe space <3
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FUARK FUARK https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8
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>>85369420
Sorry big man I do most of my DVD watching in the middle of the night. On that owl timeline.
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Gonna go sick in my BIS magic gear and farm drops from americ*n DPS noob
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BIS Tank* minus the zuk cape, fuck zuk I'm not good enough to do zuk... YET.
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>>85369515
You got a fighter torso lid? Barbarian Outpost was LIT back in't day
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If your youtube video doesnt include a little black man in the corner reacting then I am simply not watching it.
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>>85369524
Not on this account. This account was born during the MTX golden age of massive XP gains from spinning a wheel. I'm sure I've got it on an older account. Barb assault is DEAD on both versions BTW.
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Yo lids where are you? Oh wait...
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Evening fucking wars is dead at peak US hours ITS FUCKING OVER
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YO ANOTHER PLAYER!
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Bonds? Rising. That means the state of the game is good, right? Right?
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Why are you shitting on me, Hans?
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Me? Remembered amongst the Sim Racing community as THAT GUY who said fuck it and ran a 24 hour race for free and now that's just the given thing now. Sad but I'm an autist so what can I expect. I killed my community three times in ASD rage.
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sudden wave of deprec. I really need to get out of this chaie, and i dun want to
don't even want to fix that spelling error. cna't bbe fucked.
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Just had a wank and yes it was nice
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Gotten back me haven't i

Phwoar

X
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corr just wrangled the willard-wurter into a wuttage of byzantine proportions to that large breasted JAP thot ella gool or whatever her name
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>>85369894
i want you to stop doing this.

i'll say it again:
you have creative chops. they are wasted on what you choose to do with random posters.
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>can't use my twitter account because they added stupid QR vertification
ROOOOOOOO
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>>85369898
phwoar

meant gali gool

would absolutely glaze dem breasticles wiv the inseminal fluids

corrrrr
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>>85369950
i told you to CEASE
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>>85369957
based on the anthony fantano rating system fink ill give diss kittingtonshire a NOT GOOD /10

its not even real
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>>85369970
i'll show you some 'not real kittens', noisemong.
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Nightride-on-the-naze o'clock almost already, is it not X

Appointment doth beckon on the morrow for titration of me HRT dosage

Phwoar

Transitionberg going swimmingly, unlike the other thing

Still do wish me luck me laddingtons
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>>85369979
there we go, that's the REAL Soundlad, saying the things he says.

looks like bullyanon will have to adjust his sights as the night goes on.
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fink diss pos impersonatin' me needa quit yappin'. mean time may heftae indulge impromptu trip to the poopertroughen-von-shitzerloche

absolutely bogglin' diss
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>>85369989
thats not the real soundspacker at all!
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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>>85370002
i dunno lad, all the clues are there.
going on a nightride, right after getting back.
his hormone replacement therapy.

even if it's not ACTUALLY him, it's like if you cloned yourself, then your clone used your bank account, did your job, and slept with your wife. does it really matter? it's just another you.
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Funny how spam mong never posts during the early hours. He'll be back at it at around 7am no doubt for another long day of posting non-stop about HHL and Shippy.
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me? i try to contribute HIGH QUALITY COMMENTS to this community

had a bit of a break because i napped (not passed out with the lights on it was an intentional snooze) and now i'm back on the final beer which is picrel and it is LUSH but it's hard to have a nice stout without also wanting choccies.

i will have to suffer. like an INTERNET CHRIST
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>>85370112
Love stout me
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I feel like the rest of the world doesn't exist. I've been in this room too long.
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Im so tired
Struggling vto jeep my eyes open as i type this. Onigh


Mistyper captcha :(
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Found some pokemon stuff, and also chatting with a yank or canadian lass, with my mate as well. Been funny af, he started saying oh a gurl, everyone always tries to pull them. Then wonders what she looks like. Laughs saying bet all her disc frens are male, then talks to her about adding her on steam.
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>>85370302
yeah you go sort of stir crazy. i know there are 'solipsists' who believe only they exist, and there are 'autists' who don't have the whole theory-of-mind/other-people's-shoes thing.

but i think anyone, regardless of who they are, loses track of reality when kept in isolation. i rewatched Spider-Man (2002) the other day, and more than the superhero stuff, it just staggered me this idea that there could be 'museums'. or whatever this place they go to is.

obviously it's fiction, but the exterior (at least) is a real building. and it's not as if schools 'stopped'. there'll be school trips to places LIKE to this. and they WILL have big machines inside. think of somewhere like a factory. a whole factory, with hundreds of workers and massive machinery, and it's just there.

i try not to think about the concept of other countries, generally, or my head spins.
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just woke up, work in 45, feel pure shit, barely slept, have struggled to fall asleep in the last couple of days, lots of stress in my life atm it not lush
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>>85370632
'work in x' lad you have made me deeply aware it's 5.45am and that's a scary thought
just sipping G&Ts like it's 5.45pm, aren't i?

anyway sorry to hear about the stressors, dunno what you want to share or if it would help. but it's always worth a trip to the GP if you're struggling to sleep (i am NOT about to suggest illegally acquiring zopiclone, but i WILL recommend asking a GP if mirtazapine might sort you out)
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Good old doss session finished, forgot muh manners and didn't say goodbye ingame, kek. Too tired for that shit.
>>85370646
Not him but, woah woah woah, mirtazapine are anti depressants, don't want to mess with them. But good shout on the GP, just don't let them try and push happy pills.
>>85370632
If you want something non medical, aldi do a sleep tea that works really well (but not sure if it will be as good if using for multiple days) , or like anon said, GP and they might say the strong anti histamine. Might be promethezine?
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>>85370694
> woah woah woah, mirtazapine are anti depressants, don't want to mess with them.
true, but this was one recommended to me by a fellow-ADHD lad. i was struggling sleeping on the amphetamines. and he was also worried about the ol' SSRIs and combinations and whatnot (i'll even say he was even a microbiologist doing his PhD, and a bit concerned about over-medicalisation)
.
but he'd worked this out to like, he can take his Ritalin for concentration, AND mirtazapine will conk him out on the night. and damn if he wasn't right. also it turns out you can just ask your GP, 'hi, i'd like to try [drug]'? who knew.

but yeah non medical wise, there's obvious stuff like just working yourself out with exercise. i'll shill SOME drugs but the best night's sleep i had was after a full day of walking and climbing a hill (not even a mountain, just a hill.)

valerian extract and all that, never had much luck tbqh. it's like people saying 'vitamin C tablets give you energy!' versus caffeine or cocaine.
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>>85370725
I get hit bad by side effects, so it messes with me in some way.
Bed for me now. Morningy morning.
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>>85370738
no worries friend i am rambling.
but don't yous all go knocking medicine for its own sake! conspiracy theories or 'knowing the truth' can go TOO FAR
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might also sleep tbqh.

non zero chance i get some you-know-what (ketamine) in a few hours.

one of those people though where i either stay up and watch the clock, or i just go back to bed and time travel. plus it's not even a guaranteed thing.

also i am drunk, i think? this thing's a weird drug. the comedown is horrendous.
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Off to beddinghamshires me

X
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>>85370800
No work today, pal? It's wednesday.
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good morning britfeel
time to get up!
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Morning lads a new day of shitposting begins! Let the fun and gapes begin!
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Penises are weird af looking when you think about it
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You know how much weed man blaze?
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imagine what life was like before the invention of benzos
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Corrr fancy having a big titted slag at home who lets you smash her back doors in after teatime
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Will be milf monitoring in Bude from 8am to 10am when my shift starts. I shall have a liquid breakfast.
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>>85371160
I hope the police will catch you one day
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>>85371144
wun can only dream, isnae it
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>>85371144
Anal sex is gross. The jews have done a number on you.
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>>85371193
For what crime or misdemeanour, exactly?
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>>85371272
Exposure (Sexual Offences Act 2003, Section 66)
Sexual Activity in the Presence of a Child (Sexual Offences Act 2003, Section 11)
Town Police Clauses Act 1847 (Section 28)
Protection from Harassment Act 1997
Stalking Protection Act 2019
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>>85371295
Literally zero evidence for any and all of the above. Next.
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>US workers who are functionally illiterate earn roughly the same per hour as the average British worker, per FT
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>>85371193
>>85371295
your replying to a fake gimmick lad
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>>85371407
Proof requested pls
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>>85370725
Mirtazapine helps you sleep even at the lowest dose of 15mg. I'm on the max dose of them.
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>>85371412
>fake gimmick
He always posts proof though
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>>85371460
>I'm on the max dose of them.
Why?
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>>85371461
Too many trip and nickname changes for my liking tbqh. Does NOT sit well with me at all. Alarm bells should be ringing. Even his image file names have changed format. Makes you wonder. I call fake Bude.
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>>85368916
You will have to pay more for those consoles than what they cost 5+ years ago though.
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Uoooohhhhh shippy
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Oh no old pensioners will struggle to pay their bills with their comfy pensions. Fuck this country.
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>>85371660
Turkish slug
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>>85371660
I spent 900 quid from oct to mar last year on gas alone, probably hit a grand this winter on account of the mutliple "Beasts from the East" were possibly gonna get, like in 2010.
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Me? Not interested in working. Not now not every.
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I WANT A KITTEN
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>>85371666
Not Turkish mate.

>>85371718
I couldn't afford to pay bills or even live on my own. It's never getting better because if you work minimum wage all your money will be gone to bills, food and rent. People just live like this and accept it.
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>gets hot
>END OF THE WORLD CLIMATE CHANGE CLIMATE REFUGEES THE TRAINS DONT WORK HOSEPIPE BAN THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED OMG LOOK AT THE RED SPOTS ON THE MAP!!!
>finally starts to cool down
>open youtube
>RAIN FINALLY HERE FOR THE UK HOW TO PREPARE AND PLAN FOR THE DANGERS IT WILL BRING OMG FLOODING THE TRAINS DONT WORK VULNERABLE PEOPLE NEED FREE HOUSES OUTSIDE FLOODPLAINS TAXES MUST BE RAISED TO PREPARE FOR THE WORST

I'm so fucking tired of this lads.
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>>85371666
its dvdmong and hes the one that spends all day spamming about shippy and hhl. grim life
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>>85371766
Dry ground doesn't absorb water when it rains and causes floods you spastic
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>>85371766
Hysteria is tiring, this is why married men die earlier, women are easily excited by doom as they traditionally are powerless on account of being retarded and become hysterical. YT know this and factor it in to promote hysteria for clicks.
Nazim had the right idea may God rest her soul.
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>>85371792
So when it's dry we get flood because the ground can't absorb the water, but then also when it's wet it can't absorb any more water so we get floods? Just can't win, can we?
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Getting Diz Dizzy with Ship Shippy
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what should I do with her asmr videos no longer on youtube?
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>>85371771
You always say this but you're completely wrong. Not sure why you think I'm that spammer.
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>>85371766
It lushington right now. Raining here in the south of england.
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>>85368916
I'd probably go with PlayStation seeing as they get the better games. Nobody cares about Xbox anymore
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might move ireland, dont see a future for myself here x
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It seems like Sony is running Crunchyroll into the ground. Removing physical manga and light novels from their store, hiding the store being a subscription, shrinking their physical anime releases. Why do these companies go against what the fans want? Is it all for the shareholders' bottom lines?
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Ship Wippy Shippy
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>>85371858
My grandad is the CEO of manga, he said they're moving onto digital manga because of paper rot.
Serious answer, yes it's all about profits. You are nothing but a source of revenue, and if you don't pay, the next million fools will.
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Dvdlad having the time of his life with his new rubber fanny
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Dvdsaar
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>>85371903
I do not own a fleshlight.
>>85371892
Physical manga and anime are free money. The anime is expensive as fuck, that's why I don't bother collecting it. All my films and TV already costs enough. I've got like four or five terabytes of pirated manga and anime however. Fuck 'em.

FURTHERMORE, buying new books must be a nightmare. How do you tell if it's AI slop?
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Shippy ploughing through Welpers Bottom
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binge drinking has destroyed my arse hole
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Oh aye Ship Shippy
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Always thought that Shippy was an incorrigible batty fiend
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Shippy Wippy fingering Welpers Bottom
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>>85371983
I've had piles for years and I barely even drink.
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Moonman Moonman can't you see? Won't finish the rest.
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>>85372153
>Won't finish the rest.
Poop poop poop n pee pee pee?
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i drank 6 pints a day every day between 20 and 30 and never had any health problems
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Shipsterington
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUtQvwBZ6JI

bassheads thumbing the bass guitar and sax in this
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Never even tasted a girl's bumhole
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>>85372180
Arseholes smell and taste like shit. Don't matter the gender.
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>>85372180
you haven't? oh you simply must darling, truly a divine experience
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Last night was fun, I couldn't stop laughing at my mate. I love him but he does the opposite of what he says at times.
>playing with a gurl
>my mate saying oh a gurl everyone just ask for her deets, urgh, I know what happens
I heard him say 4 or 5 times, oh my discord name is blahblahblah. Had to mute myself a few times due to crying with laughter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA
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>>85372190
Cope, I bet it's heavenly
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Ship Shipster Shippy
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Things to do later this aft, but for now, IT'S DOSS TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jyLzmtBKvI
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Got a poo coming
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Server down for 5 min, bugger.
>pokemon stuff turn up
IT'S FATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2FMDV8yW9M
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>>85372221
don't listen to him lad, he's only ever dated skets with no personal hygiene
i bet he doesn't even own a bidet
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i don't give a hoot
that's the state of affairs
a lady in distress?
well, i have no cares
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>>85372288
>if lady gaga was a dog
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https://youtu.be/6bynGPiON8g
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no parcels for me

universe be like
>let's populate outside with a random NPC dressed in a red jacket walking towards the blue door.

just a fella carrying his shopping home. a simple fashion decision, not a postie uniform.
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Decent round, I like that area. There were a couple of heavy parcel to old people so I asked if they wanted it put somewhere. Also ginger woman who was legit so pretty
>>85372326
You're blacklisted pal
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>>85372331
>You're blacklisted pal
you're the one COMMENTING on people's APPEARANCES
(not saying 'give me your deliverylad identification number', just to think about what you've done)

anyway i got some leaflets yesterday. mayor thinks she can pull a Burnham with our buses...i'll believe it when i see it!
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As for me? This bloody site is apparently waiting on more WONG KAR WAI stock. Well then they do they say IN STOCK on site when I ordered and they still do? Boggles. Very shoddy behaviour.
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it came from google images
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Had a productive morning. Took the dog for a walk, fetched a parcel for my sister (weed), went to the gym, came back, showered and tried a bit of songwriting. Now I'm having a quick relax on britfeel before I start practicing drums.
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Had a productive morning. Took a horse for a walk, fetched a parcel for my sister (coke), went to two gyms, came back, bathed and tried a bit of song recording. Now I'm having a quick relax on britfeel before I start practicing violin.
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Shippy seeding Wandras Bottom
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bought a PWR BRU. it's an IRN BRU energy drink. tastes like IRN BRU but with a really gross aftertaste. won't be buying again.
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Thinkin' 'bout watchin' Napoleon (1927).
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1UL thinks baths > showers.
everyone point and laugh.
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>>85372455
not your personal blog mate
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Brown males
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>>85372465
it is mate
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>>85372390
>>85372455
no-one cares
sorry to break it to you
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Shipstershippinghamshire
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>>85372476
i care about both of those posts and find one actively useful to me.

jog on, you bore.
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Asian females with ethnically atypical very large butts
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Ebin loves black women
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I'm an arse lad. Always have, always will. Little titties and a big arse is the best physique a woman can have.
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in a tricky sitch, now. i sort of WANT to try the PWR BRU drink, but anon said they weren't good.
i've been called names for buying the same Subway bread as another poster.

so now it's like, i HAVE to buy the PWR BRU drink, right? since it's what the bloglad WOULDN'T recommend doing.
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giving the postie until 2pm.

did they start that thing where post only arrives every OTHER day?
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>>85372499
try it if you want lad, just wasn't for me was it x
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>>85372495
Petite, big arse (not fat), small tits, pale skin... Oh aye
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Oversharing mong overshares to other mongs
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Shippy spaffing in Welpers Batty
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>>85372495
>Little titties and a big arse is the best physique a woman can have.
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Everyone here is a mong. I'm the only non-mong here.
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NO... I'M MONGACUS!
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The ancient oracle said, I alone am the non-mongiest of the /feelers/ because i alone know i am a mong
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If I were a video game character, I'd be Rufus from Street Fighter 4, or Bob from Tekken.
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>>85372545
I'd be the footlass from Street Fighter.
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Shippy rapes kids
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>>85372326
Cool pic. This didn't come today, and not official, but really cool, IMO.
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>>85372552
Juri. Had so many wanks to that character, phwoar.
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why are so many killers songs about being a cuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po8L0IzKGLc
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Shippy filling up Welpers Bowels with Shippy spunk
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Might move to Banbury. I don't see much of a life for me here anymore. I'd love to meet a nice Shippy and settle down.
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I wonder if homeless people wank. If they do, where and how?
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>>85372580
Do you think their wives sleeping with other men turned them homicidal?
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did you ever gnome your friends?
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what if our overshares contain fictions, as has been speculated?

don't even know what 'ketamine' is, m8
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>>85372611
Sometimes yeah. I used to say to people when we were in a big group "nobody likes you" and then see if anyone spoke up for them. Most of the time someone did, but every now and then people didn't say anything. It was a really interesting test of social dynamics. I could easily see who was above me and below me in the group. If someone was lower than me in the group then no one said anything. If they were roughly the same then one or two people might. If they were more popular then obviously everyone would speak up and sometimes they might attack me back. It was very amusing. A little sad in retrospect of course, but that's gnoming for you.
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>>85372607
They do it in public toilets lad. And they do it by manipulating their own penises with their hands.
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Used to wank in class sometimes. Never got caught.
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>>85372580
probs just a common happening for emotional lyrics, like 'falling in love' or 'a friend dies'.

picrel is all about cucking + being cucked. it's liked if Jilted John made an entire album.
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>>85372624
I used to wank in the school toilets all the time and when I was at university I wanked in the library toilets.
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you lot have shit taste in music
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>>85372634
im sorry, what? who is fucking the goats?
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>>85372643
It's only 1 fag posting it
ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
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>>85372643
you have poisoned your own well. i WOULD ask what music you enjoy, we may even have similar taste.
but it's too late now. if i disagree, you'll think i just planned to be cynical right here from 1:54pm.
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very well, lets see paul allens youtube playlist then
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>>85372651
>It's only 1 fag posting it
No it isn't, you're not special :)
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sorry lads. your taste just isn't for me. didn't mean to seethe
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Wippy Shippy
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>>85372659
No! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME, and only me EVER!
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Shipshire
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I don't think I will make a new thread actually
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What do you think of Graham Linehan?
Hero or lunatic?
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>>85372688
ugly loser
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Shippy edish needed
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>>85372688
Lunatic who ruined his career and marriage so he could be a mumsnet warrior.
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Shippinghamshire edish
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The bennies are stopping for all the neets. Homeless is what you will be. Starving and crying and screaming. Work hard for the boss man and get bossed about or starve and to cold and hungry in the streets.
No more bennies.
No more bennies.
No more bennies.

Hard work is what will come to you.
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>>85372700
Don't think I'll be working x
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any homonationalists in?
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>>85372700
Won't be working mate x
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>>85372691
>>85372695
Fascinating. Do you dislike him because you think he is wrong about trans issues? Or do you dislike him because he did not play his cards right in terms of fitting in and not hurting his own career?


Surely, sacrificing your career and marriage to stand up for what you believe is right is the good and noble thing? Or do you disagree?
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Shippy edition please
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>>85372707
I just think he's a cunt mate. Simple as.
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>>85372688
>hates troons (based)
>only hates troons to white knight for women (not based)
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>>85372703
>>85372705
Then you will be cold and homeless. Middle class lads will walk home from work to their nice house and loving family and all their things whilst you sit on the ground feel good about not working.


Tbqh having met some bennies mongs I quite literally think some people would choose homelessness over working. They are that fucking idle and proud.
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>>85372714
> I just think he's a cunt mate. Simple as.

Ok sure, but what makes him a cunt? You dont like his views on trans people or you dont like the things he says on twitter?
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>>85372707
I agree with him but think he went a bit far with it. He could have just stated his opinion instead of harping on about it 24 hours a day and being an obsessed mong.
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lollers is fine around children as long he keeps taking his pills
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to live rent free in lineham and rowling's heads is pretty based of trannies to be honest. got to respect how much they make them seethe
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One sure sign of a fucking retard is an inability to give reasons for the things they believe and feel. Shows little zero ability to do introspection or critical thought.

A typical retard will have negative feelings towards a person and decide they are bad and the thought stops there. A non-retard person automatically interrogates the feeling and pinpoints where the negative feeling comes from.

>Is this person I have negative feelings towards a bad person or just a person whose personality is not to my tastes
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>>85372731
I don't like Linehan because he is insane. That has nothing to do with agreeing with his views.
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https://youtu.be/JNX4aDk82QE
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>>85372731
Not debating you mate. He's a cunt and I don't have to justify it to you. Calm down and re-evaluate.
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Shipstershires
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>>85372725
> He could have just stated his opinion instead of harping on about it 24 hours a day and being an obsessed mong.

Graham thinks that most (all) of the trans kids are just confused and are effectively being experimented on drugs that will destroy their fertility and fuck up sexual function as adults. He thinks there will be a lot of suicides down the line because of kids that got convinced they were trans.

He thinks he is doing the right thing by drawing attention to this because it seems like most people are not out of fear/cowardice/desire to be social included.
Is that not noble?
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>>85372736
> I don't like Linehan because he is insane

Why?


>>85372742
Cant make you do anything but I can tell you that you are objectively unintelligent and cannot think critically.
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>>85372748
Why does he care so much about the sexual function of trans kids? Nonce.
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>>85372758
I don't really care what some transphobic knob thinks about me on britfeel to be honest. Sorry.
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>>85372729
I'm only a danger around adults without my medication and if I'm in psychosis.
I would never hurt a child.
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cheeky jar edish >>85372786
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Shippy and Broadbridge bumming Welp Welper
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>>85372773
don't want to post this in the new thread but how can you guarantee that?

it's like when people have meltdowns or whatever and just start slapping everyone. i've smashed stuff up, it's just mindless and i always think 'thank god it was just me', basically.
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>>85372833
I don't know what you're asking, mate. Is there a possibility that I might, even if it's a 100 billion chance? Then yes. There is that chance. I'm no more likely than anyone else to hurt a child.
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>>85372707
he's a feminist. He isn't fundamentally right about anything.
He's also a retard who can't let shit go.
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>>85372972
reasonable answer, lad.

just saying from experience i've gone mad during psychotic episodes, it's a bit weird what 'remains' (like, you're still a human, the animal, you can wander around and that) but i don't actually know what 'goes'.

like you wouldn't be out making complex moral decisions right? my (probably more realistic fear) is i punch a copper or summat. not saying that to sound hard, it's just those who'd be dealing with you.

although it's also very likely i'd be a crumpled mess on the floor accepting the weird shadow-people in my periphery vision are talking about what to do with me while i've completely given up, and i can hear weird R&B music on the radio that i concentrate on instead.

brains, eh
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What does it mean to be cool? Were you cool when you were young?
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>>85372972
You've admitted to having thoughts about touching kids, you're the worst of britfeel whether you think it's true or not :)
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>>85373088
I'm more prone to turn inwards during psychotic episodes. The wrong medication or lack of medication for long periods, and I can feel anger.
>>85373157
I have intrusive thoughts about mutilated children and animals.



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