vitamin D added editionspilled >>85357766
>>85377074I love Deku even if I barely watched the show. I want a guy just like him to protect and anti-heroing about to save him from creeps and psychopaths taking advantage of his big heart
>>85373524Since the link has expired I'd just like to say that this was my cock and I've proven once and for all that my cock is too small and ugly for any bottom to ever like me and that I am 100% vindicated once again.
>>85377074firsting
Could you tame a skittish catboy r9gay?
>>85377160>4 people call it big>1 idiot says it's small>the idiot who said it's small isn't even replying to the post, he's telling other anons "no you don't get it, don't say it is big, this is small because I say so!"You are retarded, kill yourself
>>85376153Sorry anon it took me so long, I replied in the last thread if you are still interested.
>>85377226I like dogboys more
>>85377245Did you miss the guy complaining that it's too veiny? Bottoms literally cannot stop humiliating my cock
>>85377226>tame a skittish catboyhow hard could it be?
>>85377074>/r9gay/ - #2733>>85377074>vitamin Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLk8zWUuYTA
>>85377576*hisses at you**swipes at you**hides under the bed or up on top of the cabinets*.
I am straight but I often daydream about having a boyfriend and cuddling with him and kissing him and getting married with him what does that mean
>>85377595what do you think it fucking means faggot
>>85377226Easily. The hardest part would be telling my parents I'm not gay while this mischievous and retarded fuckable creature can't stop rubbing itself against me. Also explaining that to the catboy himself, though I guess that would make him act up too.
i just found out about avoidant personality disorder and im 90% sure this is whats wrong with me
>>85377594mean kitty*locks u in the bathroom*
>>85378160*claws at the door and meows constantly, making a ruckus*
>>85377226>>85377290Pups are better
Because I'm bad, I'm bad, really really bad, shamone
>>85378079Why not 100%? Talk to me nonny
>>85378699>tfw no smooth criminal bf
>>85378881ANONE ARE YOU OKAY
>>85379367I wish I was shinji in that image
adult Shinji and his big ears >>>
>>85375710>>85374709>>85374178I wish for this sweet anon to find the most beautiful love in his life and to spend all his existence and beyond with the most loving person and he very happy. Of course, maybe he's lonely right now because only a soul that knows pain so well can be this empathetic and sweet
Oooh we got quiet all sudden
>>85380134*kisses your beard*
i'm leaking
>Hits the comically large chinese gong
>>85380152I don't like that you know how I look like. Don't kiss me.
would you a trans woman?what about a trans man?let's assume that, in both cases, they're socially presenting as male
>>85380529nah I don't want that kind of crazy in my life
>>85380529Yes to either but I am bisexual.
>>85380529what part of "r9GAY" don't you understand you dumb retarded biscum/tranny?it's a gay thread for gay guys, is it too hard for you to not try divising and shitting up any place you come it and make it about your retarded and gross tastes instead of respecting the rules? do we really have to include every gender that appeases your heterosexual tastes even here when you have the whole board and the whole world that will support you in that?>trans man?>they're socially presenting as malelolfucking kill yourself dumb bitch and take that retarded lost and confused straggot nigger to hell with you >>85380813
woke up to start the boomer appeasement, round II: electric bogaloo and apparently we had a large rain over the night... and the basement flooded.fuck my fat neet life. Everything always happens at once. I realize that's just the way it is for everyone but they just deal with it instead bitching a Mongolian kite weaving forum but this is all I have.
>>85380945>fuck my fat neet just tell me when and where
I woke up in pain, jerked off, then I had a coffee and some cookies How are you doing euros
Okay, so I just messaged the dude on grindr that I couldn't due to a cold sore. Is that normal or weird? Should I tell people that I have herpes or just keep quite? I feel so stupid now. I should have just said I'm not available for 2 weeks for an unspecified reason. They're going to be totally grossed out by me now. I fucked it. I'm just trying to be open and honest... I'm so disgusting.
>>85381198>I just messaged the dude on grindr that I couldn't due to a cold sore.couldn't meet* due to a cold sore
Which Jeffery Dahmer sociopath called my number and stayed silent on the line? Stuff like that is creepy and antisocial behavior and I would prefer if you didn't do that to me...
>Cold sore>Bottoms on /r9gay/ are such whores that they pretend to have trouble dating while having multiple sexually transmitted diseasesMakes me feel a little better that I'm a sexless top at least I'm not a dirty disease ridden whore
>your bf accidentally calls you 'anon' irlWat do
Maybe my brother is right and gay hookups aren't the answer... Maybe I should just try to find a normal relationship elsewhere (Tinder?), instead of cruising on Grindr. I'm not even good at this whole promiscuity thing anyway... My EQ is too low to even arrange a meeting, I fumble every time...
>>85381372>wat do'sage'
>>85380529>would you a trans woman?Wood>what about a trans man?Not sure>>85380813bi gang rise up
>>85380854(you) need to relax, anontry sucking some girlcock, or take a dip in a little boypussy
>>85381344>while having multiple sexually transmitted diseases>multipleI don't have multiple... Now I feel like a diseased whore. Thanks Anon.
>>85381446That's because you are a diseased whore and you're welcome
>>85381444(you) need to stop giving gross advice only retards like you would follow by getting sexual with equally mentally ill peopletry killing yourself, or take a dip in a vat of acid>>85381399straggotshits gang end your lives and gtfo out of a nice thread
>>85381471Loads of people get it in childhood from something simple like sharing a glass of water with a family member...
>>85381500Hmph! You're not very nice yourself, mister.
would you an analog horror?
>>85381504So you come from a whole family of diseased whores and the family heirloom that gets passed down generation to generation is herpes?
>>85381604I hope the next person you fall in love with gives you herpes.
>>85381517don't need to be nice to braindead gross daft vermin like you
>>85381666I've never hurt you, little satan.
>>85381645Never going to happen since I'm not chad no bottom will ever fuck me so I can never have sex and therefore never get an std
boys...boys...these are alle boys, and it feels so good. I wish I could be in class with them, only them, no girls
Boys only school sound good for a gay guy in theory but they're actually nightmarish, full of bullies
>>85381733Gay boys only school?
I hate hate HATE alcohol ughhhhhh
>>85381500I'm on hrt and my dick is still bigger than yours, have fun with that, bottom
>>85381712it's technically not considered an std... Also, yes. You will never fall in love because you are not 6ft, chad, etc.
>>85381751nightmarish too. Gays bully a lot, besides I think boy only schools have always something gay about them, even if it's just prison gay. Living most of your days only with boys for years? It's inevitable
>>85381772>>85381751do you know that guy that always picks on you? In a boy only school, he probably would have a domination fetish
>>85381714I love you Bakugou and Ida and Hanta and Koda and unironically Taishirou and Natsuo.
>>85381757>Technically not an stdYou need to quit coping like this it isn't healthy
>>85381714I want to get my insides rearranged by Ida for 7 days straight, and then I rearrange his when he gets tired and we explore each other a lot
>>85381756you're still an ugly orge bitch with a waste of a dick unless you're a transbian which is grosser and a man's voice, presence, soul, frame, face, brain, hobbies, shoulders, narrow hips and argumentslmao
>>85381756Why would a mtf tranny on hrt be a top?
why would anyone be a top
>tfw no mtf top gf
>>85381821rivetinggonna go fuck the guy who would've been your bf now, babehave fun jerking the little shrimp alone in your mom's house
Will guys together do the right thing?
>>85381855ok buddy sure, go imagine a scenario in your head, it's probably the last thing you're capable at this point my manwhatever helps you cope at night>>85381852>tfw you still haven't killed yourself :(
gonna put a cute cis guy in chastity and make him bounce on it
>>85381843Because some of us are normal and don't center our entire lives and existence around chad's cock?
>>85381878You're like a nasty little gremlin
>>85381878imagine being this mad about she-dick
I like trannies because you can usually trust them not to be a Nazi, which is rare these days. sometimes it feels like the only social group that still hasn't been hopelessly infiltrated. you can't really talk to young men anymore without encountering at least a few deeply retarded and evil beliefs
>>85381843I love huge, fat boy butts
>>85381908I'm as male as you can get but not a Nazi, I'm for radical empathy and common sense
>I like trannies because you can usually trust them not to be a Nazi>he doesn't know
estrogenized boy butts
>>85381908And then you run into the occasional brown/black pickme tranny who simps for pasty white nazi losers online...
Most gays are honorary nazis since they believe in eugenics, just their own kind
When fags talk about nazis like that do they mean neo nazi skin heads with swastikas tattooed across their chests or are they just talking about regular white people who happen to misgender or deadname a tranny?
>"DA TROONS" for an hourcan we talk about guys?
>>85381965Will that help with getting rid of troonz and their admirers then?
>>85381949Fascist supporters of white nationalism, particularly in the modern US political scene. The guys who are doing the genocide that's currently underway.
>>85381965Sex with guys that take estrogen and have breasts and small estrogenated effeminate cocks?
>>85381984Pretty sure I've never heard of any benito mussolini supporters running around america calling for white nationalism and I haven't heard of any genocide going on in america yet
>>85381987hey that's methey bounce and it's really small now
>>85381999The Germans didn't hear about the holocaust in Germany either. Because they shipped the Jews to foreign prisons to kill. Like the ones in El Salvador that they're sending all the people they kidnap to, and nobody ever comes back and nobody from the US is allowed to see what's happening inside.I'm sure that's not suspicious though haha
>>85382016Could you describe your build and physique so I can decide if I want to have sex with you or not?
>>85382037Why would you care if a genocide is happening in el salvador? plus taking cartel members who rape and dismember people in public and sentencing them to jail time isn't really genocide since no one is being killed yet and they're criminals just facing jail time for their crimes which would mean that every jail system in the world is also committing an act of genocide just for imprisoning criminals
>>85381914you may as well be straight if thats the kind of physique youre attracted to
>>85382070You're deliberately acting retarded now, so I'm going to ignore you. I hope you can grow up soon.
>>85382047sure can if you kill yourself first for being a gross chaser
>>85382102It does not make me a chaser it could be an hrt femboy and not a tranny from the description
>>85381938it's really squishy now ^___^
>>85382120>It does not make me a chaser it could be a tranny and not a tranny from the descriptionAhahahahaha. Sorry, I had to laugh
>>85382130Comments like this is why you people owe me sex
I want to slap a tranner's ass and grope her sensitive little HRTitties^__________________^
>>85382188Okay now you're just being disgusting
>>85382089how so? That's manly
>>85382188wishing you a mentally ill man (might be trans too from that description!) coming your way and slapping you with a heavy blunt force in all of your 7 unholy temples ^__________________^
quads of 2 genders
>>85382222Oh i would love that actually. Put me out of my misery xD
>>85382213men are not naturally shaped like that
>>85382285Meow is shaped like that and he's a purebred alpha scandi man
>>85382314Meow is way fatter then that guy plus that guy is missing meow's queen of spades tattoo
Bloody hell i havent been this sick in ages, how do they chug milk like that on the internet jesus
I could easily drink a litre of milk a day drinking milk is the best but foreigners will never understand it since it's a white people thing
>>85382358I'm not lactose intorelant at all, i just drank a pint too quickly i think
R9gay?Moar liek... R9LAME!
>>85382453R9gay threads are dead because these bigoted chud nazis chased away all the cute trans girls now who am I going to share fallout new vegas and digital circus lore video essays with huh?
>>85382489>digital circus lore video essaysOf course thats a thing
>>85382489fallout tactics mogs
>digital circus>falloutoh my God I thought this was the gay thread
>>85382489wish those angry nazis will chase you away next with your retarded autistic hobbies and falseflagging trespasser inputs, hopefully chase you enough for your soul to run away from your body, retarded binigger
I probably am trans but I've repressed it hard and would never actually take hrt.
>>85382551take some lithium buddy you're losing it
>>85382519I actually prefer fallout 76 despite all the bugs and jank but it's really built around playing as a group with group quests and I have no friends>>85382551I'm not bisexual though I'm just straight
I've got 34Cswhen I go out I just wear a binderI'm still made for gay men it's fine nobody can tell
>>85382565shut the fuck up and don't assume how i am in the moment, you're at least just as retarded and mentally ill as i am and you're way too stupid to even one day give medicinal or psychological advice, nigger>>85382568same shit, fuck off away you fucking desperate idiot
>>85382568>trying to get into friendslop as an avoidant friendceli hate being retarded like this...
Miao giv attent
>>85382601i feel so bad for whoever has to put up with you
>>85381947How do they believe in eugenics?
>>85382671attractive people are attractivethe horror
>>85382618I'm not really avoidant it's more like everyone else is avoidant and doesn't want to associate or talk with me because I'm not 6 feet tall people look at me and they start vomiting I just recently posted a pic of my dick and someone made fun of it and called it too veiny
>>85382733the one in the last thread?that was a nice pp tbqh
>>85382760Not it was not and now you're just saying that to be a contrarian because I said it looks bad
>>85382733Post it again, I'll tell you if it's okay or not. And your body too. And your butt.
>>85382777I'm a top though why would I post those things? Plus why would I just share and show my body for nothing in return?
>>85382790Because you've been desperate for 3+ years and I didn't get to see your hot cock while others did. Please don't be a bitch for one day in your life and do as you're told. Maybe if you take it further you'll even get a boyfriend. And also because bothered tops are hot, especially when they're on their knees, erected and have their hands behind their head.
>>85382810I've only been posting here for 1 year though and you sound like you're a power bottom that wants to rape tops
>>85382832You've been here for longer. Yes I do, today.
my head looks so square in the mirror. how did i never notice this before? it's like a perfect rectangle. so blocky
i found this really nice bg noise website that has a really comfy stormy rain setting. its very comfy to sit on my couch and listen to it with the ac on while pretending its storming outside
>>85382899Are you twink describe your physique and build
>>85382957I used to do this with snow and blizzard sounds, along with a fireplace. Its fun to comfymaxx.
>>85383019that sounds extremely comfy. ill have to try that in the wintertime, along with hot chocolate or coffee
I might (not) need a boyfriend. I've been eating like shit lately: chocolates, biscuits, bread, all that olive oil and even the shit one that is rapeseed oil, cookies, chicken nuggies, pasta, cream cheese... And I was previously thriving on eggs and chicken and vegetables for months before, I wonder if the lack of sun is causing that because I was so happy and light even no longer than a week ago. Anyway that's how I know I need a handler, he doesn't need nor will he love me, but I want someone to slap my wrist and tell me to put that down again and that someone to live with me, maybe share expenses and spend outdoor time with.
I can't have sex or relationships because of my genetics and ugly body none of which I can change and this whore over here is demanding a bf that will decide all of his meals and lifestyle?Grim dating reality differences between tops and bottoms
Also I don't want a boyfriend because I missed out on so many things, I missed out on teenage love but it's okay because most did, I missed on twink love and I'm missing out on the young adult love. Also another reason is because to me most guys seems way to attractive, like I'm the only ugly assfuck dumbo that walk the Earth yet everyone else is good looking. Maybe it's low confidence self esteem thing. Anyone else thinks that way?
Can anyone please tell me off, I really have stuff to do and probably will be busy for many hours and I don't really wanna spend time arguing with him.
>Chad only whore complains he missed out on love his whole life cause he refused to fuck anyone but chad>Now he demands to have a tard wrangler care giver to handle his entire life's decisions for himIt's crazy to see what happens when a gay bottom goes without chad's cock
>>85383118if you had a handler, would you let him pet your head, cuddle you, and put a collar on you? the collar one is a uh...semi-attempt at humor, but if youre down, youre down. going on walks with someone sounds nice>>85383133real. i feel like i missed out on so much by being either unhealthy or emotionally immature. i hate my younger self for this. i still try occasionally though. it rarely ends well, if ever.>>85383142go, do your tasks! now!
I really hoped you've changed at least a little but you're still the same old little gremlin. And I don't want to preach again and tell you that you're wrong and also retarded and that we have the exact same problems which are genetics and ugly bodies, but I thought you need to know that, on top of me not only never been approached but also never ever looking for anyone for the reasons of being and undesirable and mentally unstable and depressed and anything that comes with the reality of dating. Now go talk about how you've been rejected on the apps for the 281tst time and wait for someone else to drain their energy you fucking bad actor glowie psyop clanker vampire.
>Same problemsNever once heard of a bottom getting rejected for not being 6'4" tallNever heard of a bottom getting rejected for not having a 8" dickNever heard of a bottom getting rejected because his cock was too small and too veinyNever heard of a bottom getting rejected for not being BLACK or having a BBC
>>85383164Thank you so much for breaking the cycle, I'll ask real quick: I just said that I don't think I want to be that close with anyone and you're looking for some kind of rp but I'm emotionally unavailable and too anxious even thinking of that, as per your own second point I share, that is terra incognita for me and I just don't know how to handle intimacy and closure. Especially now, because I'm not getting better and surprisingly I was more suited for relationship then and now I'm handling myself even worse. The only relationship on that level that I see myself in is one where it's very slow and takes many small steps into it. This wasn't what you were looking for, sorry. Thanks.
>>85383233i understand. sorry.
>>85383233I understand. I'm not sorry.
>>85383233I don't understand. Am I sorry?
Would you date a tall and shy (top) bf?
>>85381558yesespecially if he makes my cock bigger by blowing it>>85381908really? I find trannies are often political extremistsI also find trannies generally very sneaky and odd, often they want to convince you to start hrt I don't really have a problem with political extremists from either side as long as they're not no fun allowed typesafterall, what difference does it make to me if the person I'm gaming or hanging with wants to kill all cis people or all browns, they're in all likelihood just a terminally online weirdo who will never do that, and amusingly enough, will end up having friendships with those kinds of people either way
>>85383364>Would you date chad?Like you don't already know how these whores are going to respond
>>85383364gib weegie bf
>>85382928I once met a bottom with a giant square head really masculine real shame cause he had nice ass and thighs
>>85383398i need my daisy (male) bf
>>85383399yeah, at least i'm not a bottom. it just looks a bit too masculine, and already i'm constantly walking on eggshells trying not to intimidate people.
>>85381908>>85381940What do you want me to do? I like white men, I like white cultures and I don't give a fuck about identity politics, if I hated "Nazis" I wouldn't be hanging out in fucking 4chan, I'm against exhibitionism and public displays of whoreism, somehow that makes me a "right wing conservative", I don't care if you fags call me pickme nazi sellout, I'm brown and I love white men, every time someone uses "nazi" unironically I see them as stupid west coast commies, pigs, basically animals.
>>85383496you're supporting a group that is currently, actively committing genocide against you
>>85383496Ah, so you're retarded and have a race fetish and support what you think most white are doing? Are you one those nigger types that want to be slaves to white men yet are pro woke black power?
>>85383496They'll shit on guys like you but you are the one thing that ever so slightly softens my racist edge
I hear mean blonde gay laughs in the distance, probably a sleep paralysis
>>85383863I hear voices and speech and presence in my house when I'm awake
>>85383576>Oy vey the gaynocide, 6 million cumshots lost in the homocaust Where I live the drug cartels actually massacre gay people, gays and trans prostitutes gather in groups, they all are drug addicts and they look for ways to bring drugs more efficiently to their groups, the moment the gay gangs starts to sell drugs outside their own circle the cartels see them as rival gangs so the druglords walk in and kill everyone on sight, groups of 5, 8, sometimes 14 bodies found in the same apartment complex, all gay, transvestites and trans, the government does nothing. The other one is the drunk+high thug looking for hookers, walking into some trannies hookers without realizing, panicking the moment he finds out he has been groping males and proceeding to empty an entire 19mm mag in the trannies, it happens so often, it's a classic, when you know some gang member could kill you for being a fag you start to see politics with different eyes. You could be just baiting but your words mean nothing to me when I see stuff like this happening every 2 weeks, I don't think shit like this is common among current white cultures, I think I would feel way safer living among whites.>>85383645I do have a race fetish and I think raceplay is hot, kinks are not politics, for me politics have no race, violence having race is a different problem, a cultural problem, not something I can solve or do anything about, I just want to live my own life.>>85383686You are free to hate all the browns who do bad shit, criminals should be punished, that's not racism, it should be commons sense, racism isn't real unless you bring it to the real world, you are free to hate on anything, be racist in your own head, call people niggers online, that's not a crime, words have no meaning, actions do, yet I won't tell the American police officer what he should do if a black man armed with a knife charges at him.
>>85383872serious? Trolling? Are you the schizo anon or do u think your hous is haunted?
>>85383901>I don't think shit like this is common among current white culturesIt's so common that it's been officially condoned and made into an institution... gangs of thugs, criminal cartels that go around murdering innocent people in their homes all day long and getting away with it. They each individually take a fat six-figure salary off the people they steal from and extort. They're called pigs and I say we kill em all.
>tfw no cartel bf
>>85383901Are you mexicoanon?
>>85383924I don't think I'm shizo but it's the third house I hear sounds at and at least it's when I have a mental crisis going on and it's not an energetic occurance and it's not full sentences when not only me but other guys hear speech too
>>85383901it's actually so funny how perfectly it fits if you just swap "pig" for "gang member," they're literally the same people doing the same things they just get official support from the government to do it over here
>>85383959did you do some messed up ouija stuff in the past? You night be cursed...or maybe it's a clingy ghost who wants to bf you
meeting the current students and alumni from top universities is actually so reassuring. you might think it would be intimidating but no. instead it's like, waow. if they let you in here it must be a looooot easier than it looks.
time to start this infernal lawn care. I hate boomers, seriously. It isn't even that bad this time.
>>85383969I don't know what an ouiji board is first hand. i am probably cursed since earlier years unrelated to that stuff. no ghost would want a gross man like me and both times when i was alone and when another guy heard it it was a more feminine voice so it's definitely not a bf. I'ma schizo and so is he btw geniunely was on meds so it can't be 100 sure
Oh I get it now, so by "evil white nazis" anons are not even talking about politics, they are talking about jew feds in the American government sending triggerhappy cops to kill people, that's your problem not mine, you Americans should separate race from politics because otherwise you end up sounding extremely retarded.By supporting nazis I was talking about my raceplay adventures with some krauts because white people come from Europe, shocking I know, that's not common knowledge among you wetbacks and silverbacks.
>>85383966>>85383935I don't care about your retarded government bro, I can't even legally travel to your country, you are so desperate for victimhood and oppression you think your country is the worst, at least your police sometimes arrests criminals, imagine someone pointed a gun to your face and said "your house is mine now" and you can't take any legal action because that person controls the police, imagine a close one of yours gets killed but you can't tell anyone about it because you would get killed if you speak, you don't know what it feels to have zero security, you can't sue these people, you can't say bad things about them, you can't talk about it, you have to close your mouth and take it because if you say anything you will be the next one to be picked up in bags, they will tell you this to your face, what can you do about it? nothing, no investigations or anything, just silence.>but Epstein did the sameYeah and can Epstein show up to your house right now? will he send hitmen to your house if you joke about him online? would you be forced to make an apology video crying on your knees asking him to forgive you? I don't thinks so.You really don't understand the difference, someone can actually kill you for being gay, it can happen, it's not racism or politics, it's just homophobia, you can get lynched or killed by gang members for being a faggot, not just the police, imagine living in a country that is stuck in the 60's, I fucking hate you so much you privileged retards.
How do I avoid getting outed/doxxed/beaten up if I hop on Grindr? Living in a homophobic country, unfortunately.
>I would rather cry in my knees and beg my executioner to kill me with gunshots while he's cutting slicing me to pieces rather than follow orders from a pig in blueYeah fuck the government
i have another update on my flamingo-style kung fu practice, standing on 1 foot for 10 minutes each day to train balance and stability. i can do many tasks while standing on 1 foot now, some of them i can do using only my free foot. i can jump rope balanced on 1 foot. i can dance all the way through on 1 foot. i can JACK OFF if i really wanted to. what else is there?yes i wrote this post while balanced on 1 foot obviously. my left foot
>i can't believe it! he balanced on 1 foot the entire time, all the way to completion his other foot never touched the ground even once!! this guys got incredible balance!!!
alexa, generate a flamigo-style kung fu image of a guy jackin off while standing impressively on only 1 foot all the way to completion with perfect balance. run simulation
>>85384482Come over to my homophobic country and live with me and don't worry about it and be my boyfriend. I look and act like shit for a bf tho
realistically is the US a homophobic country?
Gluu where husbie glaa meow
>>85384681>homophobicnigga being homophobic is natural, EVERYONE is homophobic NIGGA
>>85384681Yes but no, everyone is homophobic but America is one of the most fag-friendly countries in the world, perhaps the most gay friendly country out there next to Netherlands, Canada and Germany but pretty much most first world countries are gay friendly, I would say the US is the second most gay friendly country in the world right now after the Netherlands.
i was eating some trolli sour gummi worms the other day and getting real heavy into it. they were one of my favorite snacks for a while, i'd smoke weed and eat gummi worm and hot chip and JACK OFF. thinking about my last doctor's appointment and how high my blood glucose was. i looked in the ingredients list and found to my surprise that it was nothin but high fructose corn oil and citric acid. i was shocked. taken aback.now listen. i'm a smart guy, i went to community college. i can read AND i have a library card. i went and borrowed jean baudrillard's simulacra & simulation from the local branch. and i realized something. this gummi worm is literally the matrix. this is cypher's steak. my caveman brain thinks this is berries. this literally ain't berries. i slap my forehead comically over and over while the audience laughs. THIS IS NOT FOOD!! you boffoon. you absolute mogno. you silly silly ninny. i could have been eating real worms this whole time..
I want a smart like this one, especially for what was written in the second sentence. And the second to last.
>>85384934You want to be married to a redditor?
https://xcancel.com/thecaos_oficial/status/1772511081845366800I may die and my entire family will be fund chopped in garbage bags but at least it wasn't the Nazi
>>85384452What makes you think it's any different in the US? They still lynch black people in Georgia and it doesn't even make the news.
>>85385167Doesn't count, niggers are not people
>>85385180Whoa dude, you can't say that word. That's messed up.
>I like whites and I like how they won't kill me for being gay>"well in [nigger infested shithole] the pigs kill nigs! that's why you shouldn't like whites!"Bruh, bring a real argument please
>>85384452lots of trvkes hereburgers whine about the pettiest shit
what's so wrong about finding a hot gay guy from a third world country and relocating where it okay to be gay? you're getting a man who will stay with you forever no matter what and he'll be drilling you for the rest of his life for that
>They are currently KILLING ALL OF THE BLACK PEOPLE AND EATING BLACK BABIES AND THE NAZIS ARE KILLING EVERYONE RIGHT NOW OMGNobody takes this seriously. Because it isn't serious and you don't believe this and you just use this to support division and hatred against normal good White people. Also you're never ever going to get all gay guys to like Muslims and third world countries because, I mean jesus because very obvious reasons that I know you will pretend not to understand. It's simple.
>>85385630go your fridge right. now. look your bottle of international delight french vanilla creamer. it's NOT CREAMER, it's BASEDBEAN OIL. how many bottles of basedbean oil have you drank in your coffee anon
>>85376631At least you can afford pizza, I can only afford bread, potatoes, rice and eggs, oil and salt too of course, I have to cook by myself and that's all the food I'm able to get at the moment, powdered coffee and sugar for my coffee, perhaps some lemons to make lemonade, can't afford milk, too expensive.>>85385630That's exactly why I hate young first worlders and I will keep hating them until the day I die, they are incredibly spoiled and stupid, most people are either stupid and animalistic or stupid plus npcs who follow whatever their cult or the media tells them.>>85385680You assume I can afford vanilla creamer.
You lefties are one of the main reasons why normalfags hate gays so much
>>85385785you must be so skinny and lean and sexy...
Should I stop posting here y/n
>>853858855'2 and 105 pounds
>>85386056>5'2 and 105 poundsI want to pound
>>85386056exactly, bf material
>>85377074I've been banned repeatedly for posting child porn except I never posted any child porn.I would never post my child porn here.
>>85386219Something someone who'd post child porn would say
I'm really such a slow insufficient retard and need a retard wrangler. I don't wanna do the same task tommorow and I could have handled it better had I been beautiful, mentally stable, confident, of normal upbringing and had a boyfriend because doing everything together is better. Literally how do guys get boyfriends, this concept is alien to me?
I came home an hour ago after spending two hours at a loud restaurant to celebrate my cousin's birthday and socialize with some of her friends. Im in bed and i still feel like i'm trying to dissociate from everything around me. I hate restaurants.
>>85387015grumpy old bitch lol
>>85387015Do what meow does suck on a fat BBC like it's a pacifier before bed it helps his schizophrenia calm down
>>85387037>grumpy old bitchWhy
>>85387015need a grumpy old bitch bf like you to hang out with
So tired but tummy hurty and can't sleepSometimes life isn't fair
I'm looking at colognes rnWould you like if a boy wore a nice perfume to the first date?
>>85387607If they don't smell like the inside of a mtg tournament I don't want em so you can take your fancy eau du toilet and stand 10 miles from me
>>85387607so long as you remember it's not a substitute for showering>>85387619stinky
>>85387636I shower I just like the way it smells
hello fellow gay broshow is it going
>>85387705It's going alright. I forgot to the dishes today cause I was tired after studying. :(
>>85387734do you have a dish washer? i do but desu i never use it as it's just quicker and easier to clean a few soaked dishes than run them through the washer for 3 hours.what do you study, anon?
>>85387787>do you have a dish washer? We're too poor for one of those. Actually, my mom was considering buying one but I felt guilty and pledged myself to do them more often, so I feel bad.I study CS at a shitty CC but I'm probably gonna transfer to something else since I feel pretty dispassionate about it. Computers in general don't interest me, unless they're related to art.
>>85387831>but I'm probably gonna transfer to something else since I feel pretty dispassionate about it.fair move. i've seen so many people get shackled with debt for taking on a major they were goaded into or just felt they 'had to'. even if you're in a country with free university, it's still good to spend your life on something you find meaningful. sure you may not make as much money, but if you find other likeminded people, you have a good chance roughing it up together and thriving that way.
>>85387863Hopefully yea. Gonna go to sleep now. Gn anon.
>>85387887goodnight brah. sleep well
i need a boyfriend to wrestle me to sleep and hold me in bed. I keep fucking up my sleep schedule while high on adderall and having to sleep in between classes on the bench like a homeless person. i have eyebags now. i hate everything.
>>85388395>i have eyebags now. i hate everything.SEX NOW
>>85387705this time of the year is always very hard for me. I hate September
>>85386048no. opossum posting is zased
how does cuddling feel like ? please give lots of details
>>85388842it feels healing I guess, I haven't got a hug in years and last time I hugged a guy was over 10 years ago
>>85388867not the answer he was looking for uggo
Damn, khhv life is tempting me to download grindr, but i must persist and save all of my virginities for my fbf as i desire for romance not sex.
>>85388952same thing but i also look like shit fat ugly and have a tiny dick and noone will look for it anyway
>>85388940yeah I expected something that described the feeling felt during the act and not its aftermath
>>85389177*feeling and sensation
goodnight gayfriends
Finally, weekend.Time to...uhh...ahhh...
>>85389326i dunno, make a big pot of soup?
Early morning start to the yard work to appease the boomers. Why can't they just leave me alone? Seriously, it isn't even all that bad.
>>85389335if you do a good job by this evening, you get donuts tomorrow
>>85389335what if a guy that you had a crush on asked you to mown the grass?
>>85389358well I have until wensday so I'm doing a tiny bit per day. Its very humid out and I hate that. >>85389365I've been alone for so long that to me having a crush on a guy again after years of isolation would be an alien feeling.
>>85389434honestly what kind of guy do you like? You never spoke about it since I remember>I've been alone for so longdoes this imply you had a relationship? I remember you said you used to be a twink, and those get action
I showed my dick to another bottom and once again they called it ugly except this time the bottom tried to do some cope apology thing by saying "I actually like ugly dicks" like that's going to make me having an ugly dick any better I cannot believe that as a top you need an 8 inch perfect looking dick minimum for bottoms to not insult and humiliate you
>>85389456and your dick is "only" 6 inches, correct?
>>85389449In HS I liked guys like me, lookswise anyway. There was one emo boy I had a crush on. Since then since I don't really know anyone else on more than a superficial level I don't really have crushes, just when out I'll go 'hey he looks hot' and that's it. And my entire 36 years of life is a long time, no? I'm not implying I had anything, I'm still very much a KHHV. Twink is also a relative term, more so just skinny twig before I got fat. I was never attractive or cute, albeit I took zero care of my self. I just morphed from a skinny balding neckbeard into a fat one.
>>85389470No it's only 6.5 inches unless you're talking thickness/girth then yeah it's only 6 inches in girth
>>85389473>emoOh those used to be big in the 2010s. Was he a girly emo like the femboys you see now, or an actual emo guy?>Since then since I don't really know anyone else on more than a superficial level I don't really have crusheshave you ever thought you might be borderline aromantic or demisexual? If you rarely talk or think about guys even in the gay thread, maybe you really don't care that much about them sexually in the first place. Maybe you just want affection >I just morphed from a skinny balding neckbeard into a fat oneneckbeards can be very kissable. Do you have long hair too?>I was never attractive or cute, albeit I took zero care of my selfdepression does that
>>85389505This would have been the mid/late 00s like 05-07 He was a twink, thin but he actually did stuff like skateboard so he was in decent shape. Liked to mosh. Looked very prototypical, dyed black hair (more red in the summers, according to myspace because the school banned all non-natural hair colors.) tight jeans, chains and stuff. had a bunch of piercings but couldn't wear anything in them during school. I want a bf, I'm just so alone that I don't see it as realistic to even fantasize about one. I'm certainly sexual, I jerk off a lot. Mostly I do post here for attention, I am open about that. As for neckbeard being kissable, I thought we were universally despised? I'm a fat, ugly, greasy creature. And I never took care of myself even before my depression. I remember fighting showers and baths even as a kid and I often went a week or more between showers even in middle school and never wore deodorant.
>>85389505>>85389473>Oh those used to be big in the 2010sforgot pic
>>85389548>As for neckbeard being kissable, I thought we were universally despised? kind of yeah, usually gays do not like that, but different strokes for different folks! >I'm a fat, uglyprobably fat given what you said but cannot know if you're ugly since I can't see your face, and I would not advise you to show it here. Still ugliness is something you can compensate >greasy creature. And I never took care of myself even before my depression. I remember fighting showers and baths even as a kid and I often went a week or more between showers even in middle school and never wore deodorantOk this is a big no no for me I will be honest. But I can understand why you are that way now, depression does that, it makes every basic task difficult. However being clean is fundamental, not only for people around you but for yourselves as well. When you feel refreshed and clean somehow you can feel more confident too, don't you feel better after a shower?
>>85389576Should be known my family also had very poor hygiene in general. My grandfather also bathed once a week because that's what he grew up with, and well he worked in a steel mill so I can't imagine how bad it must have been when he was working. Mom didn't bathe often either, so I kinda just picked up on their habits. I thought it was completely normal until around like 7th grade.
>>85389604I see, I'm kind of the opposite, not a clean freak but still a pretty clean family and culture, we all wear perfume too here when we go out. Showering and staying clean is self care just as much as eating or watching a show I like, I assume it's not just a family custom but you feel like showering is a burden. Try to change your perspective on that a little
>>85389631I do shower if I have to go somewhere, I just don't if I'm staying in that day. That averages out to around 2 showers a week. Often what happens is that I say I'll do it, then put it off until its too late. In my deep hikki days of like '10-12 I would go up to a month without one. But I wasn't going anywhere and was completely nocturnal.
>>85389663as I said, get clean for yourself, not just others
>>85389683Like everything the hardest part is simply getting off my ass to go and do it. I have a lot of inertia, once I sit down I do not like to get back up.
>>85389709I know story, but that's not something anyone from here can help you with until you do it yourself. Your inertia is one of the main things that makss you feel miserable, an active day is better than a day spent thinking all the time on a couch. The hard part is breaking the cycle
>>85389749computer chair actually. I haven't even sat on my couch in months, nor turned on my TV. I seodn every waking moment not doing something else right here at my desk. The same desk I've had since I was 9 years old and got my first computer. The tower and monitor might have changed, but I didn't. This has been where I spent the cast majority of my life.
>>85389771I hope one day you'll find some inner strength to save yourself from your misery, even just a little
in ye old days story would have just been a rapist or died in war or something, modern society is so fucked up
>>85389869>rapist certainly not>died in a warmore like died at birth, I was in the NICU for like 2-3 weeks after I was born.
I want bottoms to stop insulting me and humiliating me for having a small 6.5 inch penis I want bottoms to stop rejecting me for being below 6 feet tallI want an end to bottom hypergamy
>>85389898it's mostly twinks. Why don't you go for non twinks bottoms?
>>85389911I've tried femboys too though?
>>85389919Femboys are a subgenre of twink
>>85390213What else do you want me to try? trannies? they seem kind of obnoxious and they look like they smell and not in a good way.
bf who definitely thinks he's better than you but stays with you anyway because you know your place and you're basically the only eligible same-age male in his surroundings, other than timothee chalamet whom he hates
>>85387157You dont wanna hang out with a shifty asocial dweeb like me.
No dying just yet r9gay, what are gayboys doing tonight?
>>85391931i do and i wanna do more than just hanging out even if you go home in the middle of our date
>>85392320Going to bed aleady and having a long nap. Good night. I'll think of a boyfriend kissing booth.
whatever happened to the r9gayming night that was supposed to have been yesterday? Figures nothing came of it.
Had a crush on someone who was a bisexual, only for them to stop responding once a girl showed him attention. My life really is a meme
>>85390912Normal men you memegay troll loser
>>85392740it's not that your life being a meme, it's just what these gross group does anytime they're desperate. why were you even attracted to him and why didn't you block him mentally and digitally after you've learned of his disability?
>>85392866I'm not gay so I can't have sex with normal men plus normal men would be beneath me and out of my league so dating them would still be an act of hypergamy
>>85392711I offered to help make a r9gay gaming night with jonah but jonah and everyone else ignored me because they are chad only whores especially jonah so nothing ever happened
>>85392909Dude had a crazy nice body and was constantly telling me to fly over and how he'll cook for me. I got hooked because I'm a bitch ass gaycel. Also claimed to be gay, until I looked into his socials and saw he was actually a pansexual.I did block him but I keep peering in and he's just in love with her, they send each other cute pics and messages. I'm jealous.
>>85392937Fuck women then and all you do is complain about your appearance being subhuman so normal people are definitely not out of your league
>>85392711People that play games together do it for hooking up, I saw a gay whore posting on twitter how he and his boyfriend went to a tabletop game night and there has been a dozen guys fucking in the same flat that night, with video evidence
>>85392956I can't fuck women since they have the exact same dating standards as bottoms and only want chad and normal people aren't going to date me because I'm only 5'6" as a top but if someone else was a subhuman 5'6" but a bottom they'd only fuck chad I literally cannot date or even fuck my bottom subhuman looksmatch because they would be more desirable then me due to the short height and other features so it's not even possible
>>85392969That would make me so insecure. I was considering going somewhere like this but I don't wanna be the random incel who joined in desperate for friendship.
>>85392954rough. stop that and stop being jealous for not getting with a psychopath that would have traded you for a woman in an instant not matter how inclusive and special his label is. at least you've learned a lesson in time would have been worse if you actually was dating one of these parasites let that be a lesson
>>85393000No one cares about you or your made up generated problems and you weren't interesting enough to consider a person to have a conversation with in three years. Now die retard and finally do what can fix your life which is self termination
>>85392969Maybe I should join a local warhammer group or something.
>>85392954>a pansexualdang that's even worse than bi
>>85392969This explains why no one plays games with me because it's a purely sexual exercise and I'm not chad no one will ever invite me or message me to play with them and I will be forced against my will to only play singleplayer games for the rest of my life because I'm not 6'4" tall
>>85393022Lot of words to say you want me to die because I'm ugly and not chad but I receive comments like this every day so I don't really mind.
>>85393004You can first find a friend to play games together and then ask him if he's single. I can be a that friend actually. But don't overthink it, I'm extremely ugly and lack any trait that would make me sexy. If you're looking for fuckable nerds then I don't know what else I can help you with.
>>85393057Is this online gaming? 1 to 1 voice calls scare me. I always run out of stuff to say in the first 5 minutes.I'm also extremely ugly anon
>>85392325Why? And whats an ideal first date to you?
If the boy doesn't give bussy on the first date just know it's because you're not chad and he knows it
>>85393231I would be too scared to ask for sex on the first date anyway
>>85393245>ask>"S-shall we go back to my place? M-my body is ready..."
>>85393245The bottom taking the initiative and asking me for sex on the first date would really surprise me and be kind of a turn on but I think I could ask for sex on the first date if things were going smoothly and I could tell that he was into me like thatAlas I will never experience either of these things as a non chad
>>85393285What if I can't get it up because I spent the previous day gooning multiple times? What if he makes fun of my pp? What if I end up making it awkward? Why is sex so complicated?
If a guy asked for sex or any kind of physical act on the first date that would be a 100% red flag. Like I barely know you at this point and you want to swap bodily fluids? Maybe I'm a purde but nope there.
I slept for 13 hours today. I also bought new socks if anyone wants to see them.
>>85393341If it was a tall handsome chad top you'd be tongue fucking his asshole on the first date don't deny it whore the only reason you'd ever deny sex on the first date is if the dude isn't attractive enough for you
>>85393341you don't shake hands?
>>85393378Uh no. I don't want no slutty bottom offering his ass on a first date. If he does he's got a body count in the hundreds.>>85393379You know what I mean, sexual actions. Anything more than maybe a kiss.
>>85393501One of the first questions I ask bottoms after meeting them online is their body count so I'd already know the dude's body count before meeting him in person. And the majority of bottoms I've talked to have all been virgins or body counts below 5 but maybe I'm just lucky? not that any of it matters since I'm not chad and none of them will ever fuck me
>>85393595They lie lol take any number they give and times it by around 3. They also might not be including blowjobs in there too, just anal.
>>85393630Kind of insane there's so many chads out there that the majority of bottoms have 3 digit body counts
Just opened a pack of burgers but they smelled terrible so I tossed them. Another frozen pizza it is. Also I got like 12 bug bites doing yard work today. My legs are so itchy.
If you show your dick to a bottom and he calls it ugly and smaller then his and then immediately ghosts you is this a good sign?Cause all the retards in /r9gay/ always tell me that this can't happen and it's not actually a bad thing somehow
Having an 8 inch dick really is the minimum requirement to a top a bottom if you have anything less you're just going to find out the hard way
mine has shrunk a bit with age and rarely gets fully 100% hard anymore
I'm going to have to get the porn actor surgery where they surgically break all the ligaments in your cock to lengthen it just so I can show my dick without being humiliated and insulted for having a tiny 6.5 inch dick by bottoms
>>85392711I was supposed to org it but I over slept due to my terrible sleep schedule, I will host again next thursday or friday if more people would rather on that day. Sorry guys...
>>85394438Can you even host a game night? Are you a bottom or a top?
>>85394464uuuh, I'm a bottom and it'll just be a Sven Co-Op server so anyone can play from anywhere.
>>85394468Oh okay for a second I was worried you were a non chad top trying to host or organize something and then we would have to lynch you since chad only bottom whores only let chad tops do anything
>>85394468I love sven coop but since I'm a non chad top I won't be joining or playing since bottoms here have threatened to kill and dox me and rape me for the crime of being under 6 feet tall while being a top and I don't want to leak my ip address or system info sorry.
What's your favorite and least favorite season and why?
>>85394568Favorite would be mid fall, around the end of Oct. Still decently warm during the day but the nights are crisp and comfy. Least would be summer, july-aug, I hate the heat and humidity.
>>85394568Least favorite season is summer and spring because of the warm weather there's more people outside and I'm forced to see how ugly and short I'm compared to everyone else and how I will never be normal or be a chad and I will never ever have sex because of it and I'm forced to watch and stare at other happy couples who are together because the man of the relationship is a chad and that's something I will never experience. But my favorite season is winter because I get to spend the entire time indoors where I never see other people for the most part so I never have to confront the reality that I'm not chad and will never have sex or be in a relationship and I can just forget about my problems since they aren't being shoved in my face by everyone around me and I can even fantasize a little bit about maybe in the future I could experience love or a relationship of some kind without having to have a 8 inch penis or being 6 feet tall in height and it's a short lived bliss until the winter ends and spring approaches and I'm once again forced to witness the reality of happy couples walking the streets hand in hand and seeing chads actually getting to experience sex and love when I never will.
>>85394624That's nice but I personally hate the fall because it's coming closer to the end of the year and it just reminds me that I've wasted another year of my life friendless relationshipless and sexless as a virgin and that it's going to continue that way for the rest of my life because I'm not chad and I'm not 6ft tall and seeing all the couples walking down the autumn streets holding hands in their fall clothes and jackets smiling happily at each other whilst I've just been forced to spend another year completely because of my genetics which I can't change but at least after fall finishes winter comes around and I can hide inside and pretend that none of that stuff even exists and just take a huge weight off of my mind and live in a short lived blissful ignorance of reality for a time
You guys ever imagine you're sucking off a futa and swallowing that load whenever you down a protein shake? Im not gay btw
>>85394329It's really brutal coming to the realization that my life peaked when I've just been sitting in front of a tv doing nothing with my life and that I'm never going to have sex or a relationship because of my short height and small cock and that the absolute peak of my life is sitting and watching tv alone and in pain and that somehow is only going to get even worse over time as I slowly age and get even uglier and shorter and weaker and stupider and even less attractive then I already am and people are already threatening to kill me and dox me just for being ugly while showing interest in them so just imagine what life will be like for me in the future I can imagine I will become so ugly with old age that people are just going to publicly lynch me and execute me for being such an ugly old top and all the little pleasures that I do manage to have in my life will slowly be stripped away until I'm left with nothing but this is just my fate and destiny as a non chad top under 6 feet tall and with a dick under 8 inches in length and there's nothing I can do to change it I'm just stuck on this path forever and have to learn to accept and deal with it as it comes
>>85394686>futaeww even worse than a regular foid. Just admit you are a tranny chaser.
>>85394686Futas are just plain disgusting imagine having a pussy hole right next to a working cock that's just disgusting and weird but the funny thing is as that as a non chad top even something that disgusting and hideous would be way out of my league and I'd never be allowed near such a creature because of my short height and itty bitty tiny white pecker my miniscule cock and you can just imagine the most horrific disgusting abomination you can think of and so long as it's a bottom I will never be able to fuck it or go near it because I'm a non chad top and no matter how ugly the bottom they will always be chad only whores and untouchable by average or even below average tops and I'll still be forced against my will to be alone no matter what>>85394699Futas aren't really the same as trannies though since they are fantasy hermaphrodites which have both functioning cocks and vaginas which don't exist in real life so it's a completely made up fantasy creature that's not really comparable to a real life tranny but yeah they are still pretty disgusting and heavily tranny adjacent and even though they are a purely fictional thing if they are bottoms they'd still probably be chad only whores
>>85391213I wish this could work in real life beyond fantasy but sadly as a non chad top this could never be true maybe it could work from a bottom's perspective but as a top it could never work since all bottoms are chad only whores but imagine if it were that easy and I could just instantly find and get a bf just because of lack of competition when in reality every bottom you ever talk to has a dozen or more simps in his dms that you have to directly compete with and he probably has rejected men in the hundreds for not being perfect in his eyes and even if there was a situation where a bottom was completely alone and stranded with no access to tops and you were the only one there the bottom would rather go completely celibate and remain a virgin for life then having to commit the disgusting act of bottoming for a non chad top and it's truly disheartening to hear it but it's the truth and nothing can change it cause that's just the reality of bottom hypergamy and they all practice it and always will
>>85377245The amount of bottoms that have called my cock tiny after seeing it has just increased by another 4 so you can add those to the list and it will always be small and ugly because I have a disgusting tiny 6.5 inch tiny white pecker that will never have sex because of how small and disgusting it is and bottoms seem to love insulting and humiliating me for it just because my cock is below average and not 8 inches long and the reality is it's never going to change since I can't change my cock and bottoms will always be chad only whores lusting after chad's cock and not mine and anytime I become intimate with a bottom in the future or try to have sex or get asked for a dick pic it will only end in small cock humiliation for me because of it and ironically I wish I at least had a smaller cock because my current cock creates a noticeable bulge in my pants and it's embarrassing and hard to hide it but no my cock has to be in this awkward size range where it's just big enough to be a problem for me but not big enough to be attractive and get me sex so I'm stuck with this disgusting shameful useless organ that's nothing but a burden on me and everyone knows it and insults me over it and there's nothing I can do to change it since I'm not chad and I'm just a disgusting non chad small dicked skinny white sissy
>>85380529No because both of those things are disgusting hideous freaks but people would point out that I'm also a disgusting hideous freak because I'm a top that's under 6 feet tall with a tiny 6.5 inch dick so they'd probably be my looksmatch and in my league so I shouldn't judge but even if I wasn't repulsed by them and thought them disgusting they'd never want me since trannies are chad only like all bottoms they only lust after chad's cock and if you're not chad you're just never going to top or have sex so it's a completely lost cause no matter how you look at it and you can take the most disgusting bottoms imaginable and they will always be dating upwards because that's the nature of hypergamy because all bottoms engage in hypergamy and always will they never date downwards and therefore you will never ever have sex with one unless you are chad which is decided at birth and nothing you can do will change whether you are a chad or not but regardless of all this you will still see a lot of people trying to shill trannies as one of the only options if you aren't a chad top but it's just complete lies designed to suck in beta orbiters whom they'll never sleep with since all of them are still chad only and always will be since they are bottoms and you just have to learn to be careful and educate yourself on bottom whores to know that they are always lying when they say if you have trouble dating to try and just date a bottom because it will always just be bait to lure you in as simps and beta orbiters which they never have any intention of sleeping with or even being friends with and it's all just a giant humiliation ritual at the end of the day
>>85377226No not for me in my case because all bottoms upon seeing my appearance either wish death on me or simply run away in disgust and ghost me for the crime of being under 6 feet tall in height as a top and I can't do anything to change that as a non chad top so any attempt at trying to become friends with a "catboy" would just fall completely flat or end in disaster because of my disgusting hideous grotesque visage as a man who's under 6ft tall best case scenario I could see happening in this fantasy scenario is that the "catboy" sees me and insults me over my appearance going into fine detail over how ugly and disgusting I am for the crime of being a top that's not 6ft tall and doesn't have a 8 inch dick then they'd ghost me and never speak to me again but a worst case scenario is they'd take one look at me and see that I'm a top under 6 feet in height and instantly wish to see me dead and then attack me trying to kill me and as a short top that's weak and skinny and twink like I'd have no way of defending myself since most bottoms outweigh me and are taller then me so they'd probably end up killing me in a physical confrontation and there's nothing I could do to stop it. So no I could not tame a "skittish catboy"
Anyway I like Autumn because there's the lingering warmth of summer but it's not too hot or busy out and it's also not Winter yet where everything is bleak and depressing. Winter is the worst season especially around March.
Since the majority of people here are bottoms lusting over chad's cock I have to assume you're lying and the weather of the season has nothing to do with why you like it over another and instead the season you like has something to do with the current state of chad's cock
When a chad only bottom whore says they like or dislike something you have to understand and theorize how it relates to chad's cock since a bottom's entire existence revolves around chad all of his likes and dislikes also revolve around the state of chad's cock so maybe if a bottom says they didn't like a movie or a game recently then it's most likely because they witnessed a chad expressing the same opinion and they want to have the same opinion as chad since they want his cock and bottoms will do anything for chad's cock they will center their entire lives and personalities around chad's cock it's their whole reason for living. So if you ever want to understand what a bottom is thinking just think about chad's cock and what it might have to do with it
My fat neet ass finally showered, yay. It had been a while.
>>85395042I wanted to disparage you but I cannot find a single flaw in your findings, I'm reluctantly going to have to agree with this.
I would lose my way againBe led hopelessly astray againJust so I could pray againFor the mercy in you
>>85395229I just want to experience sex and a relationship without a bottom insulting me or threatening to kill me why is it so hard?
>tfw no under 6ft. tall 6.5 inch tiny dicked top bf that i can tease and humiliate for having a small cock >.<
>>85395264perhaps look for a switch and not a bottom.
You got me kissin' the ground of your sanctuaryShatter me with your touch, oh Lord, return me to dustThe angels up in the clouds are jealous, knowin' we found
>>85395293I'm over 6 foot but only have a 6.5 inch penis :(
>>85395308https://voca.ro/1h0JvKXDBFCb
>>85395297I'm not bottoming though so dating a switch isn't really doable for me>>85395293I'm actually into that kind of play but when a bottom is genuinely insulting my cock and then they ghost me right after it's clear they genuinely don't like me and they just left me because of it and it's not so nice
my penis is only 5 inches but it smells like a foot!
>>85395314Wow thanks for telling us chad about your above average appearance and how you can have sex with whoever and however you want. Really that's great thanks for telling all of us that it's not like some of us can never have sex or experience relationships at all because we don't have what you do
>>85395320Very cool desu
>>85395314that sounds perfect :D neeeed>>85395322you need a better bottom anon :c
>>85395355I'm a very sensitive virgin man with severe emotional development issues due to years of neglect and abuse. I hope you can put up with me and make me into a better man with your love.
>>85395322you're not catching my drift just because they are a switch doesn't mean they have to, bottoms are all female brained you're going to get nowhere fast unless you're Chad Thundercock
>>85395366hitler was a sensitive man
>>85395368Switches are bottoms since they bottom they have bottom brains and personalities so they still only want chad and I can never have sex because of it. There is no solution>>85395355>you need a better bottom anonDoesn't exist they all want the same thing they want tall abuse chad to rape them and beat the shit out of them and I can't do that
>>85395388if switches are bottoms then why do we have separate word for switch and bottom, now you're just wallowing in self defeat. A bottom could never top they just don't have what it takes while a switch could. Is this hard to understand or do I need to add pictures?
>>85395366im sorry for teasing earlier, that sounds incredibly tough :( im not sure if im the right person to pour your love into but if you need someone to talk to i'd be happy to give you a contact *hug*
>>85395396Doesn't matter if they top and bottom what matters is that they bottom which makes the same as a bottom mentally which means they only want chad that's how it works
It's not gay if you're both bottoms
>>85395366>anon is traumatized
>>85395416they just smash their butts into each others until they both get frustrated and tsundere
>>85394633 >>85394665 >>85394697 >>85394782 >>85394830 I wonder how cheap it is to keep a bot like this online, I know the TF2 bots were really cheap to maintain, I'm starting to consider getting a home server just for experiments like these.
>>85394873>>85394901beep boop (You)
https://voca.ro/1dSoRlmDiKBt
>>85395533thanks tone
i can't bear being such a do-nothing loser anymore *keeps bearing it*
>>85395828yeah mmm keep doing nothing fuck that's hot mmm yeah now stroke yourself a little bit tonight but don't cum
>>85395846this is me this is who you're telling this to so think about your words next time
With such delusion, don't it make you wanna scream?
And once again the morn rises.
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They CallTheRisingSun
i need to lose weightno boys want a 140 kg ginger neet 30+ virgin loser/failure.
>>85396347I mean, how tall are you, it might not be that bad.
>>85396355im short. like 5'7.
>>85388842haven't gotten a proper answer yet, hurry up
>>85396374Well i dont know go ask the postman or something.
>>85396370Yeah, not to be rude lad but you probably should just for your own healths sake nevermind anything else.
>>85396374if he's laying on your shoulder or on top of you it's a lot of pressure, in a good way. warm and soft like linen, especially if you're both naked and it's skin against skin. the sensation of being caressed and them heaving their thigh over your midsection, squeezing you in closer is electrifying. you can feel that affection aggression where you just want to squeeze them so hard into you that you become one. this doesn't even mention kissing while cuddling but desu i find that quickly transitions to more lurid activities.
>>85396382no I am not close enough to her to ask her plus she's a woman
>>85388842>>85396374i wish someone would gently caress and touch me all over. hold hands while kissing.eventually frotting and mutual oral followed by bottoming and topping for each other.then wake up next morning have a mutual shower, change clothes, and spend all day chilling anime/video games/whatever and then we start it all again come sundown.I wish I could have this.
>>85396397damn, thank you anon, there are some things I didn't even think of
>>85396424np. cuddling is one of those things you can genuinely just spend all day doing when you first have it.
>>85396404sounds nice, especially>hold hands while kissing.surely you will have this someday, don't lose hope
>suffering from occasional panic attacks and night terrors recentlyAm I going insane? I feel like my mind is rapidly failing me.
>>85396347Wanna post that fat ass? it's okay if you don't want to but I would appreciate it
gay men experience panic attacks a lot more commonly compared to straight men, we're more anxious. I wonder why
>>85396556low testosterone low consciousness
>>85396556i cant answer this without sliding the thread
show us that bussy cmon do it
>>85396592>sliding the threadliterally who cares. People talk about vidya, their dinner and so on here. If you wanna share something do it
sliding your thread with this
Slide to the left *Bwoosh*Slide to the right *Bwoosh*Criss Cross *Bwoosh Bwoosh*Criss Cross *Bwoosh Bwoosh*Cha cha real smooth
6ft-tall-6.5''-cock-anon didn't reply to an attempt to connect emotionally with bottomanon and he still complains....
Baby blue is so enchanting with guys
>>85396670its like trying to grab a fart in the wind no matter how close you are its just not tangible, an entire thread of loneliness yet nobody can connect with each other due to a fundamental lacking in some sort of quality that makes it happen
>>85396498I'm in a panic attack since yesterday, my heart is beating really fast rn and I can't eat anything without feeling like vomiting. It comes in waves so I can breath for a couple of hours, but it is still ongoing. I wonder how much these things will shorten my lifespan
>>85396670I'm still awake asshole >:(I'm not sure if I can could even attempt to be with someone who isn't gonna be understanding with me, I guess. Maybe that's asking too much but I fear I'm too brain damaged to be in a relationship with a normie or yandere.
>>85396671this is what i would look like if i wasnt ugly
>>85396744you got the juicy muscles but not the face?
>>85396779Neither really.
>>85396698sure we all have issues but imagine not at least trying. can't call yourself a truegaycel if you're not willing to at least try to grab the fart>>85396737brother the guy is literally throwing himself at you and you ignore him
>>85396813Okay maybe you have a point. If anon wants to talk to me I'm sorry for ignoring him.
I'm so fucking horny, I should be sleeping but I'm too horny, I don't want to masturbate again today, I already did it 3 times today, I don't want to cum all day long but I can't stop feeling horny.
>>85396835good! you should reply to his post so he will not miss it
>>85395399hey... about that discord...sorry I'm tired and can't write anything more flattering. I should probably make food also
nigga I'm absolutely tweakin right nowSometimes I sleep with a t shirt and no boxers in bed
I have become the monster I thought I'd never become...I currently have 32 tabs open and it's usually at least 15.
>tfw grew up poor and only have 4 tabs open maximum at all times out of instinct
>>85396808wannabebuff anon?
>>85395399>>85395355Look at how eager the young whore bottom is to connect and post contact when the top happens to mention that he's over 6 feet in height meanwhile the only attention I get from bottoms when mentioning my own height is death and dox threats>>85395470>>85395481Notice how you only ever call the non chad top a bot and not anyone else? it's almost like you're a perfect little obedient slave for chad's cock and hate anyone who isn't chad
>>85397636beep boop 8 incher microcock beep boop 6'2 manlet
>>85397798I don't have an 8 inch and I'm not 6'2 what are you even saying here bud
>>85397807beep boop 10 inches will never satisfy a bottom, boop beep tops have to be 6'8
>>85397812Okay whore keep defending chad and lusting over his cock then I'm going to keep spreading the truth
>>85397860You have too much free time fren, if you invested it on something else you would be farming skills, even consuming cool media would be more memorable then repeating the same bait for half a decade and always getting the same responses over and over again.
They turned Stewie Griffin into a freaking redditor
>>85397883Okay how is doing any of that going to get me sex or a relationship with a bottom if all of them are rejecting me based on appearance which I can't change? and I've only been posting for 1 year
>>85397912Did I ever teII you the definition of insanity?
>>85397927A bottom whore having to go without sucking on chad's cock for 1 whole second?
mog me daddy
>>85397992I have a tiny 6.5 inch dick and keep getting brutally cock mogged by bottoms with 7 inches it's happened twice now
Tops are whores
Chad tops are whores non chad tops are pure innocent virgins who can't have sex because bottoms are cruel and heartless monsters
>>85398230we're just making our version of straight relationships at this point
While it may be true that I have been accused of being a slutty top, the actual facts of the case remain... unclear
>>85398251Yeah bottoms pretty much just have all the same faults that women do and if you're a top trying to date one you can't ignore it cause the bottoms are such heartless manipulative whores
>>85377074i like how faggots migrated to here because the troons took over /lgbt/
I like how I make shit up in my ignorant mind.
>>85398340The bottom whores can't compete with the attractive bottoms on /lgbt/ for chad's attention so all the ugly bottoms come here and make these threads where they complain the whole thread about how they can never suck on chad's cock while they all pretend to be incels while rejecting hundreds of regular guys in their dms daily
>>85398375>>>/lgbt/notice how 90% of threads are troon shit>>44573706take a look at the token gay thread. it's called CIS gay gen. the faggots do not want troons/pooners invading their their own thread
want to post something -> worry that cuckbot will reply to me and I won't recognise it's him and engage honestly -> don't post
>Want to post something -> worry that someone who isn't chad will reply to me -> don't postAverage bottom whore if they had their way they'd have any below average top sentenced to capital punishment and publicly executed for the crime of being under 6 feet tall
>>85397569Imagine being super strong and shredded. You could ruck with military men all day. I just want to keep up with everybody else.
>>85398601>You could ruck with military men all dayoh maybe you're another anon then. are you training for that?
>>85398617Rucking is one of the ultimate shows of strength. I suppose rock climbing is impressive as well. Plus general calisthenics tricks are cool. Being able to hit heavy lifts like deadlifts and squats is also super fun. I just exercise to get stronger functionally, everything else is a byproduct.
99% of tops aren't Chads yet gays are known for being extremely promiscuous. Make it make sense.
>>85398679Gays never have monogamous relationships it's always cheating and open relationships so 99% of bottoms fuck the top 1% of tops who are chads and just share chad's cock and hop from one chad's dick to another and if they can't get chad then they just go celibate and cry that no one wants them because they can't have sex with chad which is why /r9gay/ exists
In reality /r9gay/ isn't that bad in the grand scheme of things since it's just 1 thread on a board crying over chad's cock but if you ever dare to set foot in /lgbt/ it's an entire board dedicated to chad's cock it's just thread after thread after thread of bottoms from regular guys to furries to twinks to trannies to twunks all crying because they can't have chad's cock and then it's chads posting their cocks and stats so all the bottoms will simp for them
Life is more nuanced than that. Escape the mind tunnel.
>>85399027life can provide so much more suffering in the nuances it's great
How about you escape the captivation and mental enslavement by chad's cock instead?
>>85399044>can't get a boy so you have to demand they lower their standardsdamn I wouldn't even want to date a bottom if they felt like they were settling for me. You really want that?
>>85399052It's not like I have any alternative though do i
>>85399063I'd probably just stick to jerking off desu. That's not a relationship that's just a cheating breakup/divorce in slow motion.
>>85399084Easy for you to say and reject it since you can have sex whenever you want but as a non chad top it's different I have no other alternatives or paths I can take in fact I probably can't even get someone to settle for me in the first place considering how small my cock is
>>85399102>you can have sex whenever you wantwere it so simple.>can't get sexwhy not just become a bottom then? i hear most faggots are bottomd because having your ass played with is a lot more stimulating and intense than just getting your cock stimulated. maybe you'd end up preferring it
>>85396725I've eaten 5 medium sized pizza since yesterday and it wasn't even full 24 hours since they were delivered and drank like 4 litres of wotaher and an egg and I feel fine. Are you sure you don't wanna grab something?
Got weighed and i lost almost a kilo again :( I wish i could say it was all fat or something at least but that would be lying to myself its likely all muscle, i really need to increase my protein intake even further seemingly i dont want to go to the doctor again.
>>853991245 medium pizza? That's too much even for me, I barely can finish one and I love pizza. Is this like stress eating or are you a different anon?>Are you sure you don't wanna grab something?like meds? No. I just somatize my stress a lot, expecially with my guts. It's how my body works, pretty stressful
>>85399120I cannot bottom I'm not into it it's disgusting and why would it be easier for me to change my entire sexuality then it would be for a bottom to sleep with someone who isn't chad
>>85399180That's a different anon and it was a case of stressful eating for me and also I kinda missed takeout. You could have been out there helping a bf with unhealthy habits but sure k whatever
>>85399186>it's disgustingjeez well I'm sure that makes all the bottoms feel good.>why would it be easierper your perspective, it sounded like your current trajectory is a deadend. you considered alternatives, and changing to this fabled sexuality that gets all the attention and love seems like the only play. this is in consideration of the fact that you can't change how other people think/feel (reasonably), and I get the sense you think bottoms are immutable and total in their inability to lower themselves to fuck those they deem 'unsuitable' (which I think you would describe yourself).
>>85399190>You could have been out there helping a bf with unhealthy habits but sure k whateverme? How?
>>85399206Your solution of trying to groom me and get me to use sissy hypno is just never going to work I can't be into bottoming I just don't like it and I never could
>>85399272man, you think I'm out here poaching? I don't care what you do with your life. I was just following your logic: if bottoms only go for chad and you aren't chad (and it sounds like for reasons outside of your control i.e. permanent); then if you are someone seeking companionship of another man, how is there any other answer than becoming a bottom yourself? Once again, do what you want with your life and I personally would never switch my sexuality; it just looks like your only option for companionship if that is indeed your worldview.>I just don't like it and I never could.Well, shit, man. Either you need to pray your worldview is wrong and see if some more favorable truth can be acquired or accept you're fucked :\
>hypno mentioned
>>85399298I accept that my situation is fucked and I will never have sex but I'm still going to complain regardlessAlso I do recognize that I am short little weak white sissy with a skinny twink body with a fat juicy ass that I've received compliments on and that my body is practically built to be fucked and dominated by strong and bigger men but my personality and mental state is still that of a top so I could never bottom or change my sexuality so I will always remain a top even if I can never have sex
I think at this point it would be valid to treat him as he wishes to be treated so as to push him to suicide or at least to remove himself from /r9gay/ permanently.Ahem,>>85399443Kill yourself subhuman trash.
Hello give me attention I'm lonely
>>85399443I'm just nudging the idea that our feelings on a situation aren't reality. Conviction /= Compelling reason and all that. >Also I do recognize that [most heavy sissy emasculation ERP-invitation I've seen]man, how am I supposed to take that? I get it's a joke, but that is out of left field. you're a hard one to gauge.>>85399509that tactic never works and just inflames the thread further in my experience teebdesu
>>85399514are the demons still stalking you?
>>85399514Are you a bottom or are you chad?
>>85399538No I'm not psychotic atm>>85399540Are you chudbot
I'm a bottom chad.
>>85399551are you still in school or have you entered the professional world?
>>85399553Doesn't exist only tops can be chad the bottom equivalent would be something like an attractive twink or femboy maybe>>85399551Yes why?
>>85399525I'm not talking about feelings I'm talking about reality and the reality is that I've been rejected 24 times by 24 different people based on my looks and those looks I can't change so I have to accept that and that I will always be alone because of it
>>85399596>I've been rejected 24 times by 24 different people based on my looksi'm not here to call you a liar but holy FUCK one day you're going to have to specify or show at least one of those interactions because that is so hard to believe. i've seen absolute fat ugly bastards score with twinks so you can imagine my skepticism that you with an apparently fuckable body (twinks love other twinks) got rejected not a few times (happens if you're unlucky) but TWENTY FOUR TIMES.
>>85399610Well those rejections occurred over the course of 8 years and are pretty stretched out plus a lot of them just consist of the other person ghosting me rather then a flat out rejection so even showing the chatlogs sometimes doesn't show the full story and In my experience the majority of twinks I talked to seemed to hate the idea of dating another twink they always made fun of me for being short and skinny and insulted me for it then they'd always tell me the kind of guy they are attracted to and it was always either tall lean guys with abs and muscles or tall fat hairy bear like guys with muscles which I could never be
>>85399686that's rough, man.>they always made fun of me for being short and skinny and insulted I don't know where you live generally, but maybe it's the culture? sure twinks having a preference for someone stronger/bigger to manhandle them isn't surprising, but outright denigrating for those qualities seems pretty anti-social and not something I've encountered (though any gay things I've done with people started online where I had already built a rapport with them so maybe I just filtered the weirdos).>which I could never beI mean you could lift, but I wouldn't be solely motivated to get swole just to please someone desu so I get if that feels like a lame conditional thing.
>>85399509Bottoms wishing death on me for not being chad is a daily occurrence it means nothing to me
>>85399561My masters studies start in a week so still in school
>>85399729I assume you're excited? Can't imagine you'd get that far into a specialty without having some passion for it.
i've been really stressed out as of late and the worst part is the pressure upon pressure compressing into my skull. desu it honestly feels like brain inflammation at times with how tight my head can feel. i really hate feeling stressed and being able to do nothing about it but distract myself best as i can
>>85399716I thought about lifting but getting in shape wouldn't really make any difference at my height I'm only 5'6" so any bottom would probably just tower over me completely defeating the whole pointAnd anytime I seem to put effort into working out and dieting I just seem to get slimmer and look more skinny and twinkish and that's really not helping at all I don't want to look like a skinny weak white sissy waiting to get bent over and fucked hard by stronger more masculine men then me so it's all just a lost cause
>>85399778>anytime I seem to put effort into working out and dieting I just seem to get slimmer and look more skinny and twinkishthat does make sense if you're not lifting (and eating more to help build muscles). desu obvious to say, but doing so is just good for your health so it's not a lost cause in that regard.Did you ever like connect with any of these people you got ghosted/insulted by, on a personal level? It's all well and good if you have nice physical qualities (and less good if you feel you have bad ones), but I find having someone find you funny and comforting can go a long way in getting them to like you sexually/romantically. Have you ever taken that angle, or has the physical side been more the edge you tried to work with?
>>85399841I usually try and just talk a lot and connect with the person first but one of the first things bottoms usually ask me is how tall I am or how big my dick is and stuff like that so once they hear about what I look like even without actually seeing me they lose interest and usually just ghost I've had at least 6 bottoms ghost me within 2 hours of talking to them because I revealed my height and weight and dick size and I can't really go the physical attraction route because no bottom wants to hear about how short and skinny and weak I am and how my body is built to be pinned down against my will and pounded and fucked hard by real men who emasculate me so I could never really win any bottom over through sheer physical attraction
>>85399744Idk I'm mostly nervous but kinda excited yeah
>>85399890>one of the first things bottoms usually ask me is how tall I am [...] and lose interestthat sucks. and was this all on dating apps? do you have any like hobbies or stuff you do? maybe it'd be better to go the route of finding someone from within a group you're familiar with as you have that common ground. it's harder pickings then compared to a place where you know it's fellow faggots, but it's something to try.
>>85399936It's spread across multiple things I've tried hitting up guys on tinder, grindr, hinge, discord, 4chan and it's all ended the same and I don't really have any hobbies aside from watching tv and movies and playing games
>>85399998I'm getting the sense you've been contacting people in more sexually-charged environments then? I assume for 4chan it was like /soc/ which will probably have a lot of horny bastards and would anticipate them wanting to get to the meat of things quickly. While I'm still taking the position of skepticism as dozens of rejections is surprising (though desu if you got ghosted AFTER a bit of erp that's just normal gooner behavior haha), I do think meeting and contacting someone from a less overtly sexually environment could help give you a chance to actually show off your personality a bit. >watching tv and movies and playing gameany particular genre? If you're into the idea of rp and you play mmos, /vg/ generals could be a place to try. If it's more singleplayer stuff well *shrugs*. Have you ever considered places like here or other gay generals? I've had success doing that.
>>85400071I've never posted on /soc/ I've only ever added people from threads on /r9k/ and even a couple from r9gay and it never worked out and no there's no particular genres I'm into I like pretty much all genres
>>85400155desu I know it may not sound appealing, but maybe opening up your pool of 4chan-users to other gay generals/other boards might be a good idea. I've posted on /r9k/ for over a decade and like a lot of the posters, but this is not a great place to poach for bfs due to all the baggage your average user can have. I know I was harping on /soc/ before, but maybe you *should* try it and stuff like the tagmap threads to try some people out and if it goes anywhere. Got nothing to lose, right?>there's no particular genres I'm into I like pretty much all genresthat's good then for striking up a conversation with someone who also likes vidya. I think having common ground and enjoyment in something is a huge part in not getting ghosted after a few chats.
>>85400213I don't really know if adding people off of 4chan is a good idea considering most I talk to have ghosted me and a lot of them are threatening to dox and kill me like in this thread I think I'd rather try a dating app or something but honestly not even sure if it's worth the effort at this point considering my physical appearance
>>85400240>I don't really know if adding people off of 4chan is a good ideaI've been ghosted plenty times myself, man. It's just the nature of online stuff: people are flakey as fuck. As for the threats, just have multiple discord accounts and do stuff like sending it through disposable links that expire. Nobody will be able to reasonably follow you then, especially if you're just another face in a thread and not a personality.>dating appI mean yeah you probably should. Just include your height and other physical characteristics you worry could be dealbreakers in your bio. If you get any hits and anyone acts surprised then that's on them for being retards and not worth your time.
how do I approach a guy who seems interested in me and I get gay/bi vibes from without getting beaten up
>>85400539if he's interested, I'd probe that with compliments that include how you personally feel.>*I* really like how you do xyx>You're super sweet/really cool/whateverIf you ever chat online with him, adding a bunch of faggot-coded emotes like :3 c: and :p can help a lotIf he reciprocates the compliments, you can start upping them in turn until you're straight up flirting.
>>85400577that's some good advice thanksI am bad at giving and receiving compliments but I'll try
>>85400641i'm sure there's things in particular you like about him. if you're crushing, you'll have no shortage of material to choose from (but maybe hold off on the more intimate/lurid ones until you know he's crushing on you too...)good luck, anon. i'd be excited: the flirting and crushing stage is a particularly electrifying period of a relationship.
>tfw no bf the same age as me (21)
>>85400953you are like babby, so young and naive...
>>85401008i've been here since 2021
>>85401394i've been here longet and also you weren't alive when 9/11 happened therefore you're still just a baby
Someone bake a new bread
>>85401569brother we're not even at bump limit
>>85401581We will be soon thoughbeit
>>85401590I posted this 50 minutes ago and we still haven't...
>>85401873yes I was letting you see how slow the thread can get.
>>85401916How do we attract chad to post his BWC ITT to get more posters?
>>85401916>>85401581All the bottoms are too busy spending the weekend having sex with chad while claiming to be incels so they can't post right now
Since I can never have sex or top a bottom do you guys think that investing in a fleshlight or sex doll would be worthwhile?
>>85403072NEW bread is over here>>85403072 >>85403072 >>85403072Please join us and smash the like button etc
