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>>85607955British food is massively underrated.
Sunday Funday Bumday isn't it?Anyone can have anal sex, only a real aficionado goes in for the two hour bum session and that is LUSH. Gonna wrap my ring piece around a turgid todger in less than an hour can't fucking wait x
Just watched an episode of Scooby-Doo set in Turkey. Pretty good tar monster in it.
Gig last night was class. Whole body is aching and I have a sore throat but I'm happy I went. Love live music x
Love a good bumsesh me, nothing wrong with it, it natural x
in my IMO opinion, i left my wet washing in the machine for too many days.thought it'd be fine. i've recently cleaned it. doesn't stink of mould or anything like that, just general damp unpleasantness.too late in the day now to set it off again, maybe a quick wash to take the edge off. which means i CAN'T shower tonight and i MUST shower tomorrow, because that maximises the washing i can put in one load.
>>85607955I tried these after watching narnia and they taste like shit man. How do you become enchanted by dried fruit with powdered sugar on it?
>>85607988>fezpure RACISMS. that's like setting an episode in American cowboy times and giving them cowboy hats, or saying Arabs wear turbans a lot of the time.
Lads in their twenties should be having the best shags of their lives right now but instead they will be here like me well into their thirties - alone and having never experienced love, sex and a fulfilling youth.
You just know he's been banging her up her arse
>>85607955Bloody hell 4 previous links, you're spoiling us lad
Gape me daddy x
>>85608003i know how you feel, lad. never liked Turkish Delight, try it every now and then and i just don't get it.it's like what they're now calling 'tiffin', in Costa and places. it's nice because it's chocolate + biscuits then you realise it's chocolate + biscuits with dried fruit/raisins inside. why ruin a good thing?
>>85608013i'd love to bum him
Best gig you've been to lads?Death Grips in 2018, O2 Academy Brixton for me. Entire crowd was one big moshpit. Amazing setlist. During the best time period of my life too.
>>85607969Enjoy it whilst it lasts because much like it's natives it's being replaced.
Giving Harvey Price backshots x
>>85608009It brutal
>>85608008These "racist" ones are the comfiest. They just want to educate the little ones back in the day about the cultures.
Me? Twoll and have sex on tap, we're not the same x
>>85608008fez is actually banned in Turkey and you can get in serious trouble for wearing one
>>85608047yeah it ruffles my feathers when people 'look back now' because of course they'll just draw some brown Cairo museum guy in a fez, ask the Frank Welker lad (voices Fred to this day) to do a generic forren accent.if i wrote children's books or something i'd feel like i'm damned if i'm do, i'm damned if i don't when it comes to forren cultures, characters, and myths.Rupert the Bear used to just go to China, meet the Emperor, and befriend a little Ching Chong boy who knew where the noble dragon lived. ANIMES DO THAT TO US AND WE DON'T CARE
Corr Harvey Bumsesh x
>fezTinned fish review is a good lad
In Turkey they try to stop GNU/Linux and blocked Distrowatch. I don't think the UK likes GNU/Linux users either. It is best to download your isos whilst you still can lads.
>>85608071No only in 1925. You can wear it now but people laugh at you. It's a bit like wearing one of these in the UK I guess.
>>85608034Johnny marr years ago probably
going to release a charity single called 'Mortal Gear, That.' where the chorus goes>TEST YOUR NITE!we need to raise awareness x
>>85608013No she's wanking him off to calm him down. I wonder if that counts as abuse. He's a grown man.
>>85608120it'll go the way around where you need pre-approved files, probably signed by a 'licensed body'. i mean it's what Microsoft clearly wanted with the Microsoft Store until they backtracked a little.why would you WANT mystery .exe programs? or random media files, that COULD be films/shows available legally on streaming services...?we all moving to 'software as a service' where you can do what you want within its ToS. and tbfair we already know nonces use Linux, they ruin it for the non-nonce lads.
I'm happy with macOS.
That feel when I am not middle class enough to have a drink at The Swan.
>w..w...w..wwwww...windows it good>ll...ll...l..linux is bbbbbbettersmelly cuntsi'm on templeOS, fuck burnham, fuck mahmood, fuck healy, fuck them all
Imagine how much easier life would be if you were a conventionally attractive woman.
im glad we backlink now but do we need to have the last 5 threads in the OP
>>85608171Couldn't be bothered with periods/pregnancy
>>85607992thats well lush mate fucking love it too reckon all lads here should get involved xx
>>85608181Definitely lad. All lads here should go to a good gig at least once x
>>85608157When I come across a story on the news, it's always guys with their phones full of it and trying to meet decoys. Linux lads don't do that stuff.
not acceptable, this. it's already past 7pm, and it's not even 'out for delivery' yet?and keep in mind i WILL have to put this chocolate + pop in the fridge/freezer, we're talking an extra 15-30 minutes there.
dont get ordering food on amazon just walk to the shop
>>85608207Nice little all nighter wank session pack eh?
>>85608207Evrilad will not be happy about those heavy drinks.
LGBT board invasion still going on i seeNever trust them around kids
i don't trust white people around kids desu most paedos seem to be White
>>85608213could be that, lad. could be that (with some Wispa bars for afters)>>85608215tbqh 12 Red Bulls aren't THAT heavy, this is just 24 cans of Diet Coke then some extras.it'll be an interesting test to see if the deliverylad brings it up all the stairs (if it was just the Red Bull + Wispas, i guarantee he would.)
are becky could be a good decoy for my nonce hunter channel.
>>85608220this is how i feel about Slytherin.never knew a paedo alive who wasn't in Slytherin.
>>85608220Can anyone actually explain this? I rarely see a black nonce.
Been buying cheap, expired biscuits and wafers for almost nothing then getting the Apu to smash them up and put them in 'Broken Biscuit Assortment' boxes. The moldy ones get smashed up finely and bulk out the rest of the contents. Easy to sell to the local mongs at Feel Street Market you see - I deliberately make sure at least one Viscount biccy is in there so everything tastes vaguely of mint.
they could do a good story where the nonce actually falls in love with the decoy and he's all conflicted because he knows he likes kids but this of-age pretender really sparks an adult-adult normal feeling in him.all these "brave" "content creators" who "dare" to say woke is bad sometimes, why not write fiction like this? it's what actual artists USED to do, the ones you claim you WANT to be allowed around uncensored again.
Auditing women with my spy glasses. Oh it gonna be lush.
>>85608237there are black paedophiles you're just remembering that joke from Brass Eye.
>>85608257There are obviously black paeodphiles, but I feel like a disproportionate amount of white people are nonces compared to black people.
I had to stop my auditing because mumberg was getting upset about the police coming round. Now the police think they have "won" and stopped me wasting their time.
would it be strange to have Red Bull in a glass with ice?one of those drinks where it feels wrong to do that, not just drink from the can. then again you'd do that with a vodka Red Bull, wouldn't you?
im on public propty and u cant stop me ill be recurding here all i likeand its lush 4k on ur telly x
>>85608275Would it be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle?
>>85608275I feel the same way about a caprisun. Its just wrong to pour it into a glass
Garn pipe my little arse big man x
>>85608270dunno, lad. i just don't know black culture, tends to be more Christian/Conservative maybe? like you'd get your head kicked in?Japan was weird about actual laws and 'child models' and stuff until relatively recently. in 1970s Western Europe there were actual magazines you could buy in sex shops dedicated to this stuff, and they were imported here.maybe it's just general sleaze that was normalised through omission, until people stepped in and went>hang on, this is pretty fucking dodgy.(we're still going through that now with lolicon.)
Never picked up a foid me, not right .
Bumping Biggie in me blootoo speaker
The Green Mile is shite. Don't know why it's so acclaimed.
Eating a two day old cold doner kebab. Will let you know what happens x
>>85608286Looks like an utterly lush experience this
>>85608312Because it espouses all the right opinions held by progressive liberal media types. Same reason To Kill A Mockingbird or White Teeth or whatever other 'highly regarded' media shite is praised even through it's all mediocre at best.
>>85608312my mam liked it because she thought the big black fella was going to grab the smaller bloke's willy to cure his willy disease.she was just into all stuff like that, never really understood it.
>>85608336Look painful
>>85608286>FUAAAARKIN 'ELL
New FIFA is shite lads. Don't know why I fall for it and buy it every fucking year
Absolutely kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8svNN8saeU
>engaging with footberg
I've always wondered what the difference is between the Football Manager games. Isn't it all just spreadsheets?
>>85608034Seen deicide that was quite fun enjoyed that one, cannibal corpse was alright, dying fetus was also alright but bit of a shit audio situation due to the room size I imagine, obituary was god awful purely because I've never been in a hotter room in my entire life, drenched in sweat but was made fun because of the pres with friends and afters. Possessed was good, again saw with friends. Carcass was very good thats probably my favourite now I'm reflecting on them but I think thats because I had mates when I saw them and these days I have none. Local gigs have been very solid though but I never know what to do with myself between sets, end up stood about as everyone ends up in groups and despite making an effort to chat to various people nothing has ever stuck. I bet death grips would have been very fun, shame they no longer are together.
>>85608191used to be in a band back in the day. we played ABC, KIng Tut's, Stereo, and the Barras (room 2) in Glasgow
Showing my age here but I went to see The Hives at T in the Park in 2002. The Hives are immense live.
Everything I find wrong with my body I hope develops into a terminal illness
>FIFA>Madden>Football Manager>Cawadoody>Forza>Battlefield>NBA>GTAImagine being a gun and ball gamer. They're just zombies lol.
You ever look at an old lady and think they must have been stunning back in their youth?
>>85608482What games do you play little lad x
Garn get my arse filled in Craig David style x
>>85608486No, and that's even with women who I can look back at pictures of and see that they were stunning when they were younger. There's simply no way for an old woman to be attractive. Youthfulness is a prerequisite for feminine attractiveness. They cannot age like a fine wine like men can.
>>85608212he can't because he has a hidden disability (drug addled mong)
>>85608489Lots, but doesn't matter, you'd just call them gay and call me a mong. I know you're not asking to start an actual conversation.
>>85608494This is the gayest post on britfeel and there's literal pictures of lads being fucked in this thread.
>>85608486ageing is a gradual process and you acclimatise to the aches and pains, your looks fading, etc.but you see these old wartime photos of our lads returning to home to their gorgeous gfs/wives, and you have to wonder:if you showed those women their futures, would they neck a bottle of gin and jump off the nearest bridge?
>>85608504I'm genuinely curious, but do whatever little lad x
English Roses all turn into English Pork Pies in the end.
>>85608504>Lotsnintendogs on your mums ds?
>>85608457I remember seeing Green Day on Glasgow Green in 2001. was lush
Noncescape is godlike
Might be the best videogame on the Flat Earth
Forget old age, most women don't even survive to 40. This is Fay Reagan at the age of 37. Fucking christ.
Favourite game currently? Probably Earth Defence Force 6 x
https://x.com/Omega40147/status/2078098071272255941
>>85608549Been on that trackmania grind de lid
Been trying to organise my Blu-rays in some sort of sensible way. Easier said than done!
>>85608560I'd just use one of these, lad. Super simple.
so fucking glad im not turkish x
>>85608569You're a nasty little lad. x>>85608559Hope you're bopping Cher 24/7 for that, lid.
Busted a fat nut to a Chloe Lamb titfuck. Well I did, didn't I? Course I didn't.
Well, I'm not the world's most masculine manBut I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a manAnd so is Lola xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7NTuCDygx8
going to take the bin out fuck it x
Garn get me fucking piped x
miss me old fren, but life moves on
Half-Man on iPlayer. Good show.
Got that pack of poppers coming tomorrow and brand new enema kit.You need to be prepared for the bumsesh. I'm not no novice. I know how to take a gape x
>>85608666How deep do you like your bull to go? Mine perforated my bowel last time. Was leaking shit for weeks but it was worth it. Got a permanent shit smell from me arse now. x
>>85608666don't tempt me, Satan(it's not even about the anus. it's about the migraines.)
fancy a kebab
>>85608688Garlic mayo for me, please. x
Jamie and John packing fudge
Fudge kekking.
if you stay an incel long enough you become gaythink thats what we've been observing on britfeel as posters enter their 30s
Garn breed my little arse big man x
They've been shitposting with me all the way they know who they are
I'm not gay but I'd suck a cute tranny's cock. Sound?
Female fanny flap fart fuck
Yep https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
Often have dreams where I pull my foreskin back too far and my cock breaks.
cant believe ed sheeran said that im well disappointed he were my favourite musician
>>85608772My Apu's been a broken lid after seeing Ed Sheeran the way he is.
>>85608744i had homosexual feelings before 30probably even before 10, in that way you do where you just 'fancy' schoolmates or celebrities but you don't yet have the hormones going on to back it upgod knows where the hell we're at on the 'born this way' versus 'lifestyle choice' debate nowadays but i don't think these gapeposters are earnest good-faith /britfeel/ers who suddenly went gayactually wait maybe they are
drake's only gone and got himself a goth instagram baddie gf hasn't he. not sure about this. she seems a bit too young for him, or maybe that whole vibe just doesn't suit him.
who the F_CK is Drake
Bumseshing to this https://youtu.be/xsEUU-Q09ow
I was literally about to become gay because I couldn't get laid, had a roadmap and everything about fucking trans women and moving on to dudes
>>85608780Bet there's more outsiders than genuine posters now.
drake knows whats up im only into emo baddies
>>85608780I embraced the bum sesh a few years ago after being khhv for my whole life.
>>85608744The incel to homo pipeline is real, I am the last bastion of cishet white man in my friend group but brothers the tranny ass has been whispering to me. The racks on some of these tgirls these day are fucking mental
>>85608807>had a roadmap and everythingincredibly straight way of becoming gay
>>85607992You at that Vukovi gig in manny? Honestly it was one giant pit from start to end absolutely loved itSome glaswegian fellas on support as well called soapbox and they were excellent. Mad cunt drinking bucky on stage was class
Dropping some waraoke Welperstyle arent IDick slap up Helper's crackGrip grab gape and jabBatter and beatMake em stammer and squeakPound pound far undergroundDown down down in Bantu TownDown down down in Bantu TownWith a swish and smackAnd a cock in yer crackEverybody talks when theyre in your backPound pound far undergroundDown down down in Bantu TownDown down down in Bantu TownHammer and tongs get out your knockers and gongsYou wont last long on the end of their dongsClash crash crush and smashBum breaks from plapping then gapesYou can yammer and yelpBut there aint no helpPound pound far undergroundDown down down in Bantu Townhttps://youtu.be/3W0iA_1RB9Y
I'm at my wits end, lids. My Apu has gotten really into Nu Metal. He is OBSESSED with Korn and started growing his hair out. He doesn't even accept Fruitella as bribes anymore. He just keeps responding to me like Jonathan Davis. Today I asked him if he wanted fish fingers for dinner and he started belting out 'MMMM NAAA MMM NAAA NA NEEEEEMA MMM NAAAAA'. I thought the poor fella was having a stroke for a moment and then be spent twenty minutes straight explaining why Korn are the best band in the world.
Feeling sick after eating a two day old kebab. What did I expect, though?
Bonnie blue seething that she has to pay so much tax to pay for bennies for us NEETs kek. Someone so sex obsessed as her she should consider herself lucky she wasn't born an ugly autistic male. She would probably kill herself if she had to live a year as an incel.
>>85609010I actually think she is ugly to be honest. A lot can be done with makeup. She's a butterface and has terrible tits.
>Kermode-sama says the new Animal Farm flick isn't that bad>would even be good for current primary school kids because it says Trump and Musk are bad>unfortunately tacks on a third act/happy ending because you can't have bleak films for kids nowadays>(possibly all just faint praise because he bums that Andy Serkis for whatever reason)piqued my interest this, so it has.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUVn3cyfcLchow can this be ANYTHING other than sludge? may have to give this children's cartoon film a watch + fair appraisal
Remember when Michelle Keegan got her tits out in the bath and then pretended it was fake? LMAO.
>>85609007I had the same problem. As he approached the end he only wanted to eat banana terracotta pie. Had to have him put down when he started trying to feed the rest of us limp biscuits. Sorry you're going through this.
>>85609019She's definitely ugly on the inside. All the hate she gets from normies and legacy boomer media like the Sun yet she's choosing to punch down on us sexless losers instead. I have lost all my respect for her.
Drinking a J2O, aren't I?
>>85609042I wouldn't waste your time. Anything Andy Serkis touches turns to shit. Is Kermode trying to be like that black fella who is contrarian just for the sake of it?
I miss Little Chefs.
Corrr... HMV have dispatched my A Better Tomorrow box set already. Based.
I wonder what DVDlad's favourite flick is...
>>85609007there's only one thing for it lad:dangle these chains in front of him, tell him if he's a good frog who tidies his room and cleans the boils + croakfluff from his face, then he can wear these on his jeans.if he keeps it up, say you'll even think about letting him get a piercing (just make sure you keep this going for several years until he grows out of it x)
>>85609096For me? Its click
>>85609098Not a bad shout. Might take him to the local Apu disco at the SPACCA community centre but he doesn't play well with other frogs. Fucking fulltime job having a 'Pu nowadays.
Shame about that Resident Evil kinomoviefilm being a bit mid in my opinion. It was so close to greatness. So close yet so far.A couple of underrated le hidden gems from this year>Finding Emily>Power BalladLove romcoms I do.>>85608688Corrrrr innit.
Oldboy... a Spike Lee flick.
His only pastime is eating seeds. Best to keep them only on bubblegum pop. Nu Metal wrecks their primitive frog brains.
>>85609057nah Kermode can explain himself in a way where i can at least understand him even if i disagree. that Armin guy was just awkward, possibly for the Rotten Tomatoes linkbacks.it's nice to take things on their own merits, but The Lego Movie and that Spider-Verse thing were the only times any of these post-Shrek 3D cartoons surprised me. i'm sure there are forren ones i've missed, but i want proper cartoons back. a whole generation of kids now DIDN'T have cartoons.
how to get unlimited tangfastics de lids
Been browsing britfeel on my computer all day. Time to lay in bed and browse britfeel on my Thinkpad.
>>85609116I really enjoyed it. The lock joke was really funny. I liked how inept the protag was
>>85609146Plant some when you next buy a pack.
Imagine how lush it would be to get piped liked this x
>>85609152Eh, I think the humour undermined it. It was a bit funny at times, but I would have preferred it without that. I think the visuals and some of the monster stuff was good though.
I would try gay sex at some point just to see if I like it. Got to explore your sexuality lads x
Gonna stick to fanny me, as I'm not a pooftah.
>>85609109it's all been downhill ever since they closed down SwampStart lad. Apus with nothing to do, leaving seeds in the streets and even joining Spark Frog gangs.it's like one minute they're glued to their tadlets plating Frognite, the next they're flylicking in peoples gardens and sniffing bottles of hoppers
>>85609184Nothing gay with experimenting lad xAnd even if it was, doesn't matter does it x
>>85609189It's gay if you do anything sexual with a person that has a prostate.No doesn't matter that you're gay.
>>85609176I don't think it is something you can just interchangably try like that. It more psychologically powerful than you might think.
Few homophobes in here tonight, sad to see x
My willy is for fanniesMy bum is for willies.Oh AYE.
imagine not being bisexual in the year 2026
>>85609216Are you saying you're upset there's not more?
Wouldn't mind exploring my heterosexuality with an attractive heterosexual female without a prostate, if you know what I mean.
/britfeel/ has the funniest Apu lore.
Got a hellish day tomorrow. Don't want to sleep because of it.
Hear me out lads but i enjoy boobs
>>85609265same. just cannot be fluffed to face tomorrow.nowt scheduled for me, i've just put off a lot of things, i don't have substances in to help. it's going to be a rough day. only silver lining is if i get through Monday, i might have some narcoticbergs in by Tuesday.doing an all-nighter is never the right call though lad. get to bed if you can, otherwise it just compounds the misery of whatever you've got on tomorrow.
>>85609222Something nice about a big cock but i just don't enjoy men's bodies or faces. I guess im a trap man
Gonna have a bowl of shreddies.
Me? Tucking into a mega pack of beef space raiders
Putting my big cock inside a twinks arse
>>85609137You watched Wolfwalkers, lid? That had good animation.
Sucking on a massive willy
Wish there were gay saunas for heterosexuals
OH I JUST WANNA FUCK AND SUCK FUCK AND SUCK FUCK AND SUCKI JUST WANNA FUCK AND SUCK ALL THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH
putting my girthy handful of Shreddies into my bowl of milkyou're not one of those lads who preps cereal the OTHER WAY AROUND, are you...?
>>85609358They should be called striptubs
>>85609380Bit gay that x
Are there any lads here who are genuinely homophobic?
>>85609380I heard the strokes before you x
>>85609395I reckon I am a little bit but I'd still suck off a cute tranny.
>>85607955Have you ever actually had Turkish delight? >It's disgusting
Not into being gay and all that but I'd suck a blokes willard
Garn stuff me x
>>85609416It would be a bit gay if it was a gay blokes willy.
Not gay but I'd star in a bbc bukkake
>>85609423Same as the lad sucking willies. It's only gay if it's a gay fellas willy.
Garn brush me teggies now
>BREAKING: Iran has issued "Code 100," its highest alert level, for all armed forces in the past hour, covering the IRGC, the Army and security forces, per initial reports.>Trump cut short his weekend at Camp David to return to the White House tonight citing the potential for significant escalation.>Netanyahu cut short his US trip to return to Israel the same day, and every US embassy in the Middle East has issued a security alert in the past hours.>Yom Kippur.>2026 date Sunset, 20 September - nightfall, 21 SeptemberRuh roh innit goyimsesX
dont even know where iran is on the map ngl x
>>85609450Got to be near iraq, it's spelled more or less the same. That's how geography works, think about it England France Germany, we're all close together.
You lads ever down a protein shake pretending it's a big futa cock cumming down your throat?
>>85609513Nope not gay me, mi gay lad.
Me arse fucking (you)
That American Horror Story show is still going. Kinnell.
>>85609531Me fanny fucking (segzy non prostate havers)
>>85609527Me neither lad "wink wink"
>x.com/HJB_News__/status/2100877775796150415>zerohedge.com/political/watch-british-cops-grill-street-preacher-after-someone-takes-offense-bible-passagesMatriarchal ZOGocracy at work again innit
boycotting the telegraph
>>85609581Woah wtf the roast is the king of dinners
>>85609581chicken tikka masala is better
Prefer a turkish barbers because they don't speak to me. The cut is worse but its worth it for the silence
>>85609596I would legit rather have a curry than a Sunday roast tbqh.
Don't tell anyone but i might get some cheesy chips for dinner tomorrow
>>85609581>chicken legsevery time I eat these at my desk I always end up splattering oil on my monitor that I keep finding for days afterwards
>>85609581Love a whole roast carrot me
>>85609609Why are you eating at your desk? Not eating dinner in your smelly boxroom alone, are you?
>>85609609Alri denethor lad
whoever came up with the term boxroom deserves a medal. always makes me laugh
>>85609615I eat every meal at my computer desk lad. Have done since I was maybe 10>>85609625You have to crack the bone in two where the drumstick and thigh joins to really get at all the meat and it just splatters everywhere when you do
We all getting in on that bumsesh.
>>85609633Wow. I've never even considered that Indians could be gay for some reason.
>>85609633Imagine the smell. Eww
>>85609633You have the one of the old yogi getting bummed?
>>85609633Let me join in please x
>>85609633The lad on top can't help but smile. must be his first time
>>85609633What one is DVDmong?
Jamie oliver is shit at making bread he should just stop
It's all looking a bit grim on Germany, innit? Nazis taking over. We all gonna get sent to the trenches and blown up with drones. x
>>85609719Reckon mongs like is would be used as fodder on the front line?
>>85609726Definitely de lid. I'll be used as a human shield as I'd be useless as anything else. Maybe they still need cooks? I could do that. Keep all the lads fed before they get blown up. x
>>85609719Will just be another Meloni. Nothing will happen.
Send the rapeugees to war. It lush. x
Less seething than usual. More bumming than usual. I remain. I resist. I react. I rescind. I reticulate. I recite. And now, I recuse.
And now, I gape with the best of them.
Fin.*gapes*
>>85609719Sitting in the trenches getting blown up by drones sounds like it might be for you, but it's definitely not for him. He'll be supping some cold pints and enjoying meat from Curtis Butchers x
>>85609778Hope those pints will be sulphite-free, big man. Maybe a cheeky bacon buddy cooked in the filthy air fryer?
I am Mike Gapes MP and I approve this thread.Proof: a selfie I literally just took.
Hi, Terry Bakes here!
Dean 'English Eats' Costello
My name is Nigel Farage and I love drinking pints from Sean's gaped spacker arse. Lovely bit of head. Red chord special brew.
>>85609787>bacon buddyI'll be your bacon buddy.Vote Mike Gapes.
Loadsa gapes.
>>85609791Hello Terry. I am Mike Gapes. Vote for me.
>>85609794Hello Nigel Garage. Vote for me Mike Gapes.
If I were still in Patriots Patriots Patriots I would be called Mike-o Gape-o.
My name is SSM and sometimes smell like shit and sometimes smell like fish. Still, I keep a positive mindset. I RSPCA member. I sulphite-free. I got a pound in Crufts. It lush.
This is Mike Gapes here signing off. Anyone past this point is not me Mike Gapes because I have encryptically significated my posts to prevent fakery.
I feed swanage robin
Seaside has definitely seen a few bumseshes. He was gay in the 90's.
>>85609841He got warts on his knob from shagging random men down Rainworth and Blidworth. The 90s were a different time.
Might make a Mike Gapes thread. Vote for Mike Gapes. I am Kemi Pages and definitionly not Mike Gapes.
Garn creampie me big man my little arse is waiting x
What would you do if you woke up with a fanny where your cock used to be?
He the creampie king after all. x
Once you have your first wank to gay porn it's over
>>85609896Why do faggots always make posts like yours?Keep yer sissy fetish to yourself pervert.
>>85609921What if it's lesbian porn? They're gays too.
Mingesesh
>>85609921Trap and femboys are game x
>>85607969Anyone who doesn't like Scotch Eggs or Lemon Drizzle has no taste
>>85609985Trap and femboys are gay xFTFY
trannies dominating biological women is an underrated genre
>>85609921It can also swing back to round to getting bored of it and going back to straight porn. I was bi for well over a decade and now I legit have absolutely zero interest in anything attached to a dick. Still like women a lot though. >>85609985The incel to femboy/trap to prison gay/troon pipeline
Bet it feels lush old lad x
>>85610035The face of a lifetime of regret
Bumders ITT
>>85610039old queer getting young dick? He can't believe his luck
Extremely heterophobic in the threads as of late.
Wonder how Varley spent his weekend in prison.
>FUAAARKIN... i want to go home.
>>85609581>Hephzibah Anderson
>>85610035Is he considered the gay version of a milf? Is that how it works?
>>85610086silver fox
>>85610068Alright Daddy Greg
When none of the copes hit the spot anymore there isn't much point in sticking around
>>85610139I just keep trying to find new ones to replace the old ones.
>>85610139binge eating
>>85610139binge noncing
>>85610139binge gaping
>>85610139So fucking bored with shit I've been seriously considering doing a Class 1 HGV license and just pissing away my life on the road all over the Europe for 50k a year. I'd be doing the exact same things I do now in my spare time (wank, internet addiction, vidya) except in the back of a truck rather than my boxflat in northern shithole.
Shippy's batty
Shippy's greasy bellend
Douglas Sirk... he was a good director. Oh aye.
It's over for Ed Sheeran
Sucking a turd out of Shippy's fat arse
corrr just squeezed out a brown-skinned pakistani brappwurst-under-nazedidnaepropa lush dat wunisnae itfinkin' garn procure anudda kitkat sharpish
>>85610169Can't find anything these days. Nothing interests me, nothing fills the void. Anhedonia is the fancy word for it.>>85610176Got a dodgy stomach so that will just make things worse.>>85610227I considered becoming a HGV driver at one time, but I haven't even got a car licence and think I'd be far too anxious to ever be able to safely drive a vehicle of that size. It's more of a lifestyle than a job really, if you think it'd suit you then I'd go for it.
>>85610730It's like everything, probably become less anxious with experience. Also, depends on the job. Tramping across Europe is a lifestyle, because you're living in the truck for 1-2 weeks at a time, but there's a lot of other jobs that are better for normie lives. Costs a fortune to learn how to drive a car these days btw, it's 40 quid an hour. Probably go higher if these petrol prices keep shooting up too
Shall be undertaking a lill trip to [redacted] w/the gfberg today, shan't iX
Night guard reporting for duty sir
>>85611182Hello xir
>>85610435It really is innit
will and ruth starting a family x
In my dreams i am good climber. I can climb everything, anywhere, any fine.
The pancake shop opens at 12pm. But i want pancakes NOW. I can't wait lads>>85611506
You have to work to provide for your family. Brah I never had a gf.
What family are they talking about lmao
>>85611506I can fly in me dreams
Got wissed 4 days in a row might take a break today.
>>85611579monday morning, good time to look for a job
>>85611647Can't, I have hidden disability
fanny hunter
>>85611669there is a job for everyone, you just need to make an effort x
Tempted to move to the med permanently
>>85611713No work for me my lad X lush
I cut the loaf of bread
>>85611824depression and alcoholism for you x
>>85611835I smell the bread
pic related actual video of me afta droppin' anudda dank-ass stanky brown-skin in the gyatt recepticle
>>85611871Wonder what kind of lad is behind those posts
Corrr it the midpoint between shortest day and longest dayAlso it PEGTEMBER
>>85611939for me every day is a challenge
>>85611939corr propa sad diss
>>85611902read the post inniy. says der
Tempted to have a wank at work
I've had 8 hours sleep. Two options now. One: Go back to sleep and likely wake up at 1pm, more tired than i am now. Two: Wake up and play halo all the day. What say we let the numbers decide.>Evens - One>Odds - Two
That time of year where leggings and socks are embraced by the sixth form girls (of legal age). Those tight little spinners will be disrobed and recorded in illicit photos/videos, then shared around school. Imagine the volume of amateur porn being distributed around college. Corrr.
Tempted to have a wank at wank
me and ebin moving to the amalfi coast
Thoughts on AI music? Sounds dank imo
>>85612088There's one AI song I've heard that I really like, it's called The Call of Light by Silicon Maiden, it's an AI band trained to sound like Iron Maiden and this track sounds fucking sick. Problem is it got scrubbed from the internet and I haven't for the life of me been able to find a full version. The only remnants that exist are in these youtube shorts:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bVkgpYe4wSkhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/578px6ZXwdE(elminiaturista is fucking sick btw, insane painting skill)Tried soulseek, nothing. Real shame, might be lost forever.
cor, Amazon dropped off today's breakfast at 7am (how it should be.)
>>85612124A single can and chocolate bar? What's even the point? The shipping they'd have to charge would be more than the product. Mong.
>>85612124Breakfast of a KING, king.
>>85612126Amazon Prime, chump. Or he's pulling your leg.
>>85612123> it got scrubbed from the internet and I haven't for the life of me been able to find a full version.sad stuff that. if it was a 'real' band all the antis and archivists would be up in arms. (i DO get ruffled when some band's work goes missing or unreleased, and i'm chuffed when old demos get dumped online forever.)maybe to a trained ear you can ear it's a bit tinny when the vocals are higher but 10 years ago you'd just assume it was produced that way.i can no longer 'just tell'.
>>85612124You're a literal mentalist
Me? High protein qty 4 chicken breast breakfast on 50% off sale in a layby. No shipping because real men go out.
>>85612123Literally on Spotify. What am I missing?
>>85612126got that Amazon Prime. i asked for a refund, think they'd charged me for a year when the new 'cooling-off period' subscription laws came in, and the nice Indian chatter-man just let me have another year for free.i dunno why 'getting deliveries' seems to bother a subsection of /britfeel/. i don't drive a personal vehicle, surely half the country doing that is worse...? just driving to the supermarket for your OWN cans of pop, not dropping them off round others' on the way back.
i dunno why 'having a job' seems to bother a subsection of /britfeel/. i don't have a job, surely half the country doing that is worse...? just having a job for your OWN well-being, not dossing off the state.
>>85612088https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI9rBCu11E8
>>85612151>What am I missing?that this first result is a different band/choon, maybe?or maybe this is a regional differences sitch, if it's too similar to Iron Maiden and hidden in the UK (i'm in the UK.)
only normies listen to music
>>85612168See picrel. It's the one you were asking about.https://open.spotify.com/album/0ldlSIWZyXPe71FUTS9Je1
>>85612180Not true but only normies use Spotify to listen to music
>>85612151>>85612185So why does my spotify not allow me to play/download it?
Gimmie that cock da da x
>spammers now buy 4chan passesKek.
>>85612200Mental innit. There really is nothing else in their life.
in for a proper treat later.don't be fooled by this 10 ml Otrivine, lads. get that 15 ml Sudafed. works out cheaper by volume.also i'm sure these will be dirt cheap in Home Bargains or Savers or somewhere. just need to find out a way to buy multiple without feeling self-conscious.
>>85612213>rock up to Home Bargains>take 4 nose spray packs to the self-checkout>pay for them>leave
>>85612202It's more embarrassing, they have paid to spam. Most of us have nothing else in our lives (sorry lads, I am also inducing myself), but at least we don't pay to be able to spam, kek. That is quite sad.
>>85612202>>85612219They post spamYou read spam
>>85612185same as >>85612194greyed out logged out on the website, doesn't even appear in the desktop program. same way a lot of 'unavailable in the UK for copyright reasons' tracks do.time to come clean, lad: where are you from?
Uh oh, spam mong is getting angry. The weekend melty continues for him. Kek.
>>85612193I'm a neet mong and i use my mums Spotify family membership. I also have lots of torrented discographies but i can't deny that Spotify is so convenient being able to listen to anything or finding new music on there
>>85612229It's been like this all weekend? Let me, with my most smug of faces, inform you lads that I spent my weekend in the very lightly clothed company of a female human, often intimately engaged with each other.
>>85612217does Home Bargains have self-checkouts now? they were always NOTORIOUS for having about ten checkouts and only two would ever be on at a time.just hope xylotemolel hydrochlorines isn't age-restricted. anyone judging my face will see my 'tache and they'll know the score (yes i use a nit comb but it's like actual dye at this point--imagine leaving your arm hairs engulfed in salt all day).
>>85612185By any chance could you download it and then throw it up on catbox or something real quick?
>>85612235>in the very lightly clothed companySo she wasn't on her period? Nice. They are mental when on their periods. I heard most baby killings happen once a month.
>>85612237The ones in my town do. I always use them UNLESS my favourite till lady is there. An old woman that reminds me of my late nan and talking to her is like being able to exchange a few words with nan again.
might call on my team of hackers to backtrace whose credit card was used to pay for the 4chan Pass behind all this spam.let's just say there are fates worse than prison or death.
>>85612246When you get the details, don't be mean about it, spoiler his mum's name. He probably stole the card out of her purse.
>>85612253his mother deserves to suffer too.'Punish not only the sinner, for the sins of the parent* are threefold that of the child*.'- The Bible (* New Woke Edition)
>>85612261>New Woke EditionI bet the new woke bible accepts transexuals as women.I don't care what it tries to tell us. They are constantly trying to change things. What does the ethipoian bible say?
>>85612185>The tracks on this release are not available.
How many hours last week did you spend sat alone posting on 4chan?
>>85612308We're never alone on here.You come on here and project, we come on here and have fun. Sucks to be you.
>>85612308Me? Zero.
>>85612229>>85612235>weekendHave a word with yourselves if you're here on the weekends as well as the daytime shift. Fucking hell.
>>85612316Me? I always have the tab open on my phone
Uh oh, insulty melty time. Kek.If your life is so good, why try and twolll people on here? Kek. Just go live yer life anon.
Sad, dead end fuckers. Enjoy your miserable lives.
Fingering boy pussy while it sucks me off x
He says while seething at anons at just past 10am on a monday morning.And now more gay spam. Kek.
>>85612185>>85612239Please lad?? :(Would really make my day
>>85612335Fucks sake mate, give it a rest. What keeps you posting this?
Couldn't imagine being gay desu. Why? Because I'm not into scat.
>>85612352Same, but I don't want to be with a prostate haver, due to not being gay.
Beaten by Sean. All he has left is spamming an almost dead thread on 4chan with gay porn to make himself feel powerful.
me? been trying various measures to get onto forren Spotify and download anon's song.no luck laddington. doesn't seem like it's one of those cases where it ended up on a bunch of different services either (Deezer and the like). barely ANY scrobbles on last.fm, band don't have a Soundcloud/Bandcamp/similar.you could snag the audio from that YouTube Short with yt-dlp, better than nothing? or message the Warhammer lad and ask if he still has it on his hard drive?we are firmly in 'lost media' territory here.
>>85612356Sean is obsessed with himself, so one has to wonder where this spam is coming from. But there is also a spamming mong who is obsessed with some posters in here, and some that don't post here any more (or do still post but not as visibly). But again that could be sean.
>>85612356There is zero proof it's Sean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwB4TRil1-M>Sonata Arctica - Mary-Loui like this song because it is not about childish things like fairies or dragons, it deals with real-life problems like the ones we face every day.
Cannae believe it was Sean all along
Let he who cast the first allegation not have allegations that can be cast back at him.
>>85612368>But again that could be seanNo thats me
Is it bad if I don't socialise at work? I just want to my job and then go home again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAc2jXAx1Rw>Kaleidoscope - The Sky Childreni like this song because it's about pleasant concepts rather than hatred and fights.
Got a package from Korea AND America coming today. We blessed in life. x
BART SIMPSON HOW COULD YOU NOW LISA IS INFERTILE
>>85612396>1 package from 2 countriesCorr ordered yerself some magic eh.That's just a silly joke, I know realistically you will have ordered something from one of the country's, but it came in 2 parts and they didn't have the second part so had to send it to their sister shop in the other country, and then it got sent to you.Everything becomes clear when one uses a bit of common sense.
Pining over some AI slop song. Hilarious.
>>85612402Holy moly cannoli, de lid! You solved it. Proud of you little lid. x
Any fellow winners in? Just me? Thought so.
Me? Listening to the three good Prodigy albums from my own collection, not on some peasant streaming platform and DEFINITELY not an AI sloperooni song.Real men don't support AI in any way,
>>85612413Real men ONLY fuck AI sex robots. Real women don't even know what's coming. The shagpocalypse for us losers is coming!
You can't distil Britishness down to this checklist because it results in obviously absurd situations. There's no reason why an illegal boatperson here for 20 minutes couldn't fall into this definition:>lives here>says he 'feels British'>says he 'embraces our culture and values'>strives to better himself (they all say this, part of their pre-boat training for claiming asylum)
>>85612413Experience and music for the jilted generation, but what's the 3rd?
>>85612400bort get out i'm piss
What a mega lush massive experience
BORT LISA'S ARSE GAPED SO WIDE SHE CAN'T PLAY HER SEXY PHONE
>>85612420The last 30 years has been a shitshow, so anybody that turned up in that time should be investigated. 1st part of the investigation? Chug a pint of stout.
Kemi Beadyknock is supposedly British even though she spent most of her childhood abroad.
If a country refuses to take back their unwillingly deported criminal citizens, then those countries should just be blanket visa-banned indefinitely. You really have to be a fucking retard or an actively anti-British subversive to think anything else is an appropriate 'response'.
There are people who would put refugees over unemployed, sexless natives. It not right. x
>>85612420humbly disagree bonny lad. there'll be outright racists who'll never be satisfied, there'll be 'no borders, ever' lads who'll (pretend to be) satisfied no matter what.but it was more than reasonable, since the dawn of time, to say>if you immigrate to a country, make an effort to integrate.maybe it's semantics but i'm more than happy to call them British. some third+ generation immigration whose grandparents or great grandparents were one of them gherkins in the war, or who propped up our NHS surgeries with their medical skills? i think they've made the cut, in my IMO opinion.of course there'll always be chancers who lie a bit, and that happens natively with class/background too. always makes me lol hearing/reading Labour stuff from 80 years ago when even then they were saying>oh aye you get them toffs saying they're One Of Us because they had some distant relative who worked in a steel mill.someone like Rishi Sunak doesn't represent the British people and that has nothing to do with his ethnicity or where his family came from. he FAILED to integrate, but so do plenty of poshos who invent a fantasy England then decide to live in that instead of here.
>>85612422Fat of the Land, then things went shit.
The Tebbit test is, unironically, the only thing close to an accurate assay for 'integration' that has ever been proposed and that's why they hate it.
Me? Compiling pcre2 from source on Debian 13.
>>85612456I'm on debian 13 too lad, quite like it. What you planning to use pcre2 for?
I have a family member who works in the care industry and she is hiring atm and they said the majority of her applications are from Nigeria and India. Mental to think to be honest.
>>85612460no one wants to work 40+ hours a week (including evenings and weekends) wiping old people arses all day
PLEASE SOMEONE DOWNLOAD CALL OF LIGHT FROM SPOTIFY AND UPLOAD ITI'm dying here, lads, it fucking rocks but spotify is being gay.
>>85612457This is prep for an Nginx compile later today. Newer version of pcre2 source vs the packaged dev library on trixie repo.
>>85612463This isn't even a care home it's a day centre. Still crazy if you ask me. How do Indians and Africans living abroad even know about these jobs to apply?
>WAH WAH WAH AI SONG WAH WAH RIGHTS ISSUE WAH WAH EMPTY LIFE ETCHilarious.
>>85612463Not for the salaries being offered when benefits are so easy and plentiful to get. It's a death spiral of incentives.>low wages, staying depressed by mass importation>equivalent QoL on benniesIf the government slashed bennies and stopped importing a million people a year we'd be back to a perfectly fine equilibrium.
Rail me big daddy x
>>85612473Despite what people think it's not easy 6o get disability benefits and has gotten increasingly harder over the years AND they've lowered the rate for new claimants. It IS easy to get regular universal credit, especially if you're a single mum. You should see the amount of fucking money they get. Rent paid, grants, child benefit as well as the child element of universal credit. It's fucking insane.
>>85612453>miscasting Anthony Hopkins as a historical figure
>>85612478>6o6ong
what if anon never gets his AIron Maiden song??
>>85612464Literally not available, can't you read? Fuck off.
>>85612487>Why don't you get it from Youtube? There's y2mate.
>>85612483>AIron Maidenpolite applausebetter than Iron mAIden too
If you listen to AI music seriously then you are a mong.
>>85612478People can quibble over whether or not one benefit is easier to access than another or how on paper there are x/y/z criteria you need to meet and so on. It doesn't matter. The bottom line is that the number of people on bennies has grown enormously and the amount of money spent on them is going through the roof. Literally destroying the economy just to keep sending money to obvious frauds and dossers.Just look at this fucking graph. Wow. We must be drowning in 'independence'.
>>85612261I know, but mummybeast and sean have already been doxxed (lush btw) so no need
Me? I work for a living because that's what women want to see in a man.
>>85612497>>85612478Oops, I'm a fucking mong, this is the right graph lol.
>>85612497PIP hasn't even been around that long, kek.
>>85612499Yet you're still a virgin. Strange isn't it?
>>85612501Yeah sorry got the wrong graph, posted the right one here>>85612500
With a face like this it's a good thing she has famous parents to get her work.
>>85612477Imagine being sandwiched between two big cocks like that x
>>85612500Seems like as DLA has went down PIP has went up, assuming they transitioned people, so it actually seems somewhat steady overall.
>>85612500How does a government look at this and think 'this is fine'. Utter shambles. Abolish PIP and spend the money on policing so the spackers that will inevitably turn violent when the free money tree is cut down are kept quiet.
>>85612512You are seeing that the total number of people claiming overall has increased over 1.5 million above the peak of DLA, right lad? That's over 100,000 new people getting their bennies each year.
>>85612515Yes but the DLA has also lowered so essentially it's the same (slightly higher). Obviously PIP is able to be claimed by WORKING people which is a major oversight IMO.
>>85612452I liked some of the songs, but not listened to it for years. Might give it another try.
>>85612514Because their goal is no the long-term prosperity, stability and security of the nation and its people. Their goals are:>1) Stay in power for the next election cycle i.e. vote buying and importing a bigger voter base (BAMEs/muslims/other client groups)>2) Institute gay race communism as much as possible given the above
>>85612499Working won't get me anywhere socially or give me an independent life. I see no point bothering to play that game. Some people are just meant to be at the bottom. If we all were successful, no one would collect the bins or work in a factory.
can someone ask ChatGPT or check Google Maps, 'where are the Spotify data centres located?'need it for an 'urbex' project. DON'T need it in my internet history.
>>85612518It's not even remotely the same. 1.5 million more people claiming bennies equates to about 11 billion a year more in expenditure and this number is only going up. That's more than the cost of both our aircraft carriers every single year. Not spent on infrastructure or investments or value-adding jobs, simply being spent on consumption.
>>85612521bin work is quite lucrative
>>85612500Looks likes it's only an extra million overall which is still a lot but nowhere near as bad as it looks especially considering how fucked the job market is and the amount of businesses that were royally fucked by COVID. I'd like to know the percentage of working people getting PIP because that's a big factor. DLA couldn't be claimed by working people. I personally know of two people who work full time and also get PIP.
Some people just like to work even when they don't have to. Mad that. They are the busy drones of society - they have no life outside of work and coming home to watch The Chase. They like that predictable routine. Sad.
Bennies for autistic lads only. Simple as.
While the dossers and wagies are arguing the true enemies, pensioners and refugees, are bleeding the country dry.
>>85612533Problem is anyone can get an autism diagnosis just by saying the right words. There's no diagnostic criteria beyond the correct answers to a questionnaire. Then on top of that the bennies themselves are ridiculous. It's one thing to say 'I think some people need a little financial assistance for [reason]'. It's completely another to say 'yeah sure if you fake an autism diagnosis the government should buy you a brand new car'.
>>85612533What about the disableds? There could be a high functioning autist who has no issues working, and a disabledy that looks normal but is fucked on the inside, or somebody who looks the part (walking stick/crutches/wheelchair).
>This 'computer music' is amateurish, lacking the most elementary talent or dexterity required of a traditional musician. One can easily imagine the year 2000, where whole albums are conjured entirely by software programmes. Only the most undiscerning of listener can enjoy 'music' like The Prodigy, and it is our opinion such cacophonies will become nothing more than another historical curiosity in a long list of failed musical experiments.- Kerrang!, September 1990
>>85612536Looks like you're reading the Daily Mail too much. There definitely is diagnostic criteria and it goes beyond a simple questionnaire. If done right they do a complete life history and question your parents over your childhood as well. A lot of the 'private assessments' are run by charlatans and the government shouldn't recognise them IMO.
>trying to force an argument about age generations when the REAL problem is the state.Good one 77th ya rapefugee shaggers.
When I was in police custody I just stared dead ahead but never at any one. They thought I was autistic kek. I had to have a appropriate person kek. He came in with a fucking dog.
>>85612549Did everyone clap when you shit yourself?
Fakers are going to get bennies taken away from real autists who need them.
>>85612498Sean and his mum were doxxed. Nothing happened. Is your life any better now?
