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>>85707855What a grim sight. Compare fhat to a random Jap shopping street.
>>85707894Apples to oranges comparison. I know that area well, it's near Shibuya station. You're taking one of the better streets in a fancy bit of Tokyo and comparing it with a high street in Didcot. A fairer comparison would be comparing that street to a nice one in Kensington.
>>85707902That's a fair point. I should find the Japanese equivalent to Didcot then I'll get my Streetview on for some local visuals. According to Grok it's Niitsu. Picrel is the first street outside Niitsu station. I reckon it's still better than Didcot but I accept that personal preferences will have an effect on that.
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>>85707851>ok. tell him the meeting dont need to existhahaha, if only. I feel burdened by them, and if other people are using the meeting time to chill and do something else, then I'm envious of them. Thanks for hearing me out and giving me the opportunity to think about it. You're a good lad.
Hello, greetings from the great Illuminati Brotherhood. This message is an invitation for you to join us and share in FAMILY, POWER, WEALTH, and PROTECTION. We also offer you a welcome gift of US$1,000,000.00, One Million United State Dollars, a car of your choice, a house of your choice, and a monthly income.Reply with "YES" if you are interested.
>>85707912The absence of an american fast food chain puts the Niitsu photo ahead but there's maybe one round the corner who knows?
>>85707972Give me 10 min, I'm having a poominati.
>>85707946are you ok friend?
>>85707972Hang on pal is that one million dollars and then another one million dollars? And do you pay for driving lessons? Also if you say the monthly income is 'competitive' I may need to shag your mum.
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>>85708009Hello, now you will never know.You should have replied YES.
For me it's the illumiNEETi.
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>>85708020>Hello, now you will never know.>You should have replied YES.YES.
Can't believe we're going to have Illuminati members in /britfeel/, this is so exciting.
good morning friendseyes are still tired DESPITE 11 (?) hours of sleepconsider this a 'pilot post' to see if i'm still caught in that range block.
all caught up now. wish i'd woke up later, my important Amazon packages are delayed because of everyone buying stuff in their sales.>>85707827>>85707846>>85707967if you're stuck there anyway, could you offer to take minutes? be That Lad who Types Quickly and then type quickly.never had leadership qualities me, people just ignore me if i ever tried to chair/lead/coordinate any sort of group or meeting. which always suited me fine tbqh.>>85707972YES
>>85708117omg a lolibear so scary
>Spider-Man.Brand.New.Day.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGocapefluff time
>>85708155You should watch Die Nibelungen instead, it was Hitler's favourite film.
Woke up feeling sad. Back to angry now. Be happy soon.That's emotional instability wang.
>>85708258why are you angry for?
>>85707855Why is it going back up again? Just stay at 15 degrees. I want it to feel like fucking autumn already. I'm sick of it just feeling like summer
>>85708271Because I am aware of what I am. A coward.
>>85708280thats a harsh thing to say about yourself, has something happend?
>>85708285>has something happend?Only the same thing that happens to everyone, life. I'm just aware of what I am.
>>85708292i hope you have someone you can talk to as britfeel is a poor substitute for real frends
>>85708301Nah just me.
>>85708305im sorryto hear that, being alone is becoming more common i think
A gaped mackem
>>85708313There are things out there that offer help, but a lot of it is self referral type stuff, and even just talking, I just struggle to do anything beneficial for the person I truly hate.
Gaping a geordie
>>85708342Why do you constantly go on about him? It's either gay love, or you love talking about yourself.
Phwaor gotten up meOughta clear the backlog-on-the-naze a wittle, don't iX
You can try and try and try, you can get a good degree, a good job, accumulate money, get a nice place to live, get nice clothes, a fancy car, go on holidays, eat at michelin restaurants, be a safe and secure and loving partner and NONE of it will matter. The second a woman thinks she can attach herself to a man more attractive than you, even as just a member of his defacto harem, she will be fucking gone.
>>85708452Same with gay partners i've found.
>>85708452>t. lives with mummy, never had a job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjYiM8-bjkw
>>85708360>himWho?
>>85708566I'd just had a spliff and was in mongmode thinking you were talking abut HHL. Sorry.
Took the mrs. out for lunch and then had sex when we got home. Back to work now.
>>85708586what knickers has she got on?
>>85708586Corr, what did you have for lunch?
>>85708590Oddballs briefs>>>85708593Thai
>>85708597>Oddballs briefsFor people with 1 testicle?
chika's batty
Just saw a lad with legit down syndrome working on a construction site. Wonder why is he isn't on bennies.
>Bowel movements were known as 'arse-goings'.>Medieval toilet paper was called 'arse-wisp'.
>>85708628>Wonder why he isn't on benniesProbably a sense of self worth unlike neets. Also mong strength is good for carrying heavy stuff so they're in demand.
>>85708628many workplaces have a not-quite-all-there spacker on the books, you see it a lot in retail. Lurch from Addams Family type characters out pushing the trolleys in the car park and thatthere must be some scheme that puts these people into work because as you say many of them could be signed off full time. Gets them out the house though, money in their pocket. So long as they're not being exploited then crack on I say.
85% of autistics are unemployed
>>85708656They're too smart to work when the don't have to.
>>85708656should be 100, no need to take jobs from able bodied people who actually need to support families or come up with make-work jobs
>>85708656The "spectrum" of autism is so wide these days that the term means nothing. On the deep end you have ETSUBATSU dribblers who can only make guttural noises and flap their arms then on the other end you have lads with mild social anxiety who pull 120,000 grand a year working in software and have a wife and kids at home.
>>85708682Elon Musk and Harvey Price have a lot in common
>>85708691elon's mum got shat on by a saudi prince?
>>85708697All bullshit aside I'd let a Saudi prince shit on my chest for a million quid.
>letting a saudi prince shit on your chestfailed as a man
>>85708713I don't think the going rate is a million pounds tbf. These birds get a holiday, a day on a yacht, a handbag of their choosing, shat on, then home in time for tea.
>>85708724Crying all the way to the bank
There's thousands of desperate influencers getting shat on by Saudi Princes every year. You'll be lucky to get 2k out of the deal.
Even the ones that let the camels shit on them only get about 4k. The market has collapsed, it's due to women being greedy, they were on to a good thing, but they all wanted to get in on it, and now it's just not worth it.
Bit weird how there's no men getting shat on by Saudi Princesses. Weird fetish for girls to have, but her body her choice amarite.
>was range banned for a while therecurious
I could pay a woman 300 quid to let me shit on her chest.
I'd pay a dog 300 bonios to shit on the street and then I'd pick it up in a little bag
idgi. why isn't Spider-Man poor?probs not a spoiler at this point, why are they doing Jean Grey again? and the goodies are fine with her doing villainy because she has a sad backstory? i thought that was every Spider-Man villain.
Where do I enquire about the going rate for getting pissed and shat on by various nationalities and royal titles?
>>85708866Try shitadvisor.com or peevago.co.uk that's where I make my informed decisions before committing.
>>85708864Isn't he meant to be a top news photographer? Those guys get paid pretty well
>>85708866I think mumsnet has a pinned comment.
>>85708864>and the goodies are fine with her doing villainyThey fell apart once Bill died. Turned into a right bunch of scallywags.
Hate to admit it, but been getting really into sissy gooning lately lads. Fahkin ell it gets me off it does.
>>85708881he gets some mad gamer setup with all this robot tech now though. and New Yorkers are apparently just happy to say>hey mate we've got a huge loft going spare if you fancy it.how he even gets his money is just glossed over because i suppose that's boring? when that's what makes Spider-Man interesting.they undid the undo.
>>85708026>>85708117Hello, we will soon be in touch.Please leave your front door unlocked.
>>85708911i don't keep up with marvelslop but isn't he tony stark's protege in this universe?not hard to imagine he gets twinkbux from his sugar daddy
What's the term that best describes you, lads? If you had to wrap it all up philosophically, socially, economically, politically etc. what descriptor best applies to you?>inb4 NEETism
>>85708941I'd say "ethical, non-practicing sex predator" would be the most succinct way to put it
>>85708911Didn't Stark die and leave him loads of tech?
>>85708941I have no idea who I even am. So I guess phantom, because am I even there, nobody is there to ever observe me
>>85708941been a long time since I looked any of that stuff up but if memory serves then I could be described as an existentialist i.e a nihilist but with the copium that I "make my own meaning"where my own meaning is working an easy part time job, chilling out, exercising, and posting on my computer while I observe the wider world to see what happens with a mild interest. I have no friends and no girlfriend yet somehow I find it fairly easy to just plod along by myself.
>>85708941>What's the term that best describes you, lads?Disappointment.
Remember back in the 00s everyone was obsessed with either clubbing or gigs. Rock music still a thing back in the 00s. Clubbing and garage were a thing. When was the last time you went clubbing lads? Seems the industry is collapsing.
>>85708973>When was the last time you went clubbing lads? Seems the industry is collapsing.10 years ago. Good riddance. Nasty chavvy wanky night clubs filled with low IQ dickheads.
>>85708973A long time ago but that's because I aged out of it. Last gig was less than a week ago.
>>85708941I dunno if there's one that wraps it all up>philosophicallyMaybe a stoic?>sociallyNot sure what this means really. Just sort of normal I suppose, leave people alone type of outlook.>economicallyMixed market leaning toward free market.>politicallyCentrist, unironically.
>>85708973elites deliberately the socializing potential of natives in order to manufacture a 'demographic crisis' in order to justify importing third-worlders
Last gig I went to was Xiu Xiu earlier this year
>>85708973Banning indoor smoking changed this country in fucking profound ways. Young uns have no idea.
>>857089731130 nightclubs across the entirety of England, Scotland and Wales?!Um, doesn't that seem absurdly low to anyone else?
People do not go clubbing because it is too fucking expensive and wages have stagnated compared to costs. Everyone just lives on the fucking internet. The music is fucking shit. The last one is a big deal. Clubs play wank because they think it is what the public want.
>>85708973I assumed it was just that I had grown out of it, didn't realise everyone else stopped going.I imagine people are just skint. That's the problem with everything else.
>>85708995Yeah they cannot make any fucking money these days. Electricity in this country is insanely expensive. Drinks are too expensive for the youth. Nobody can fucking afford anything. Transport is shit. Everything is recorded on a phone so if you make a tit of yourself you are possibly fucked as it will be all over social media.
Imagine stumbling out of a nightclub in 2026 only to be greeted by rapey illegals.
>>85709001Yeah skint is the main one. Everything being on camera forever and possibly blasted on social media means British people are getting careful about drinking behaviours. Also demographic c
Knew a guy in my town who said he had three corner shops at one point, but electricity got so expensive and shoplifting was so rampant he was turning losses running them, so he had to shut them down.So the local area has less commerce, fewer choices in shops and amenities and the government loses its precious tax revenue, all because they've fucking nuked our energy policy and refuse to stop crime.
Sorry, I know hurty words exist, I meant grapey shmillbeagles. Sorry lefties.
>>85708973As a puritanical nerd I fucking adore this. May it stay fucking dead forever. 1 night club is too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n5FLWAjcSQ
the times I did go to nightclubs in my youth I never really enjoyed them as it was too loud inside and I couldn't hear anything. The smoking area was the best bit because you could actually hear people talkI think in hindsight what I should have done is just forgone nightclubs and gone to pubs instead, where you can also hear people inside (I assume). Instead I retreated into total isolation, dropped out of university and became a hermit.
>>85709015>shoplifting was so rampantCannot hire security? What exactly are the laws regarding making a citizens arrest? You can just grab someone and sit on them for a bit until the police arrive. Why cannot security do that or are they trained to never put their hands on people?
This goes hard af live desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3H2UWn7n8
>>85709017too what, mongboy?
>>85708940he casts a mind wipe spell so nobody remembers him, or something. presumably all the Avengers adventures were just with Spider-Man and they never found out who he was?>>85708964i mean on Spider-Man's end the memory erasing thing means HE'D know a shitton about other people. they don't know him or know that he knows. probably good money in that if he's feeling blackmail-y.but it was CLEARLY set up that he was a poorfren, but then right away within a couple of years his fabric suit is made of magic software again.
>>85709027I started smoking at uni just so I could stand outside away from the noise. It was definitely the right move imo.Bars and pubs are a much nicer time, although even they have a tendency to double the volume of the music when it hits 8 o'clock because some people just think loud=fun
>>857090341 night club is 1 too many. I hope they all shut down a white sharia is enforced. Ones youth should consist of hard studying and then an arranged marriage with a person of an appropriate caste.
>>85709015the only places which can afford highstreet rents and energy prices are 'businesses' whose income is completely uncoupled from the ostensible practice of the business itself i.e barbershops and nail bars whose revenue doesn't come from haircuts and acrylic nails but rather gets dropped off in duffel bags from a man in a blacked out Audi every eveningthe exceptions being legit businesses with a licence to print money e.g betting shops and Greggs
>>85709037I do like Spidey most when he's poor and the stakes are low. Can't save the universe every week.
Apparently starting smoking used to be insanely good for making friends circa 2007-2015. It was more common but on the way out so the smokers area outside after the ban had enormous comradeship. People met the gfs and bfs from smoking.
>>85709042apparently they make the music loud on purpose because Studies Have Shown(tm) that louder music encourages people to buy more alcoholcertainly this was true for me when I was dragged to clubs. I remember thinking "this is shit, where have all my pals went" and if I couldn't find them I'd just stand in the queue to the bar and get another drink. Many times I ended up way too drunk and ended up vomiting in the club and getting kicked out.
>>85708973>When was the last time you went clubbing lads?November 2022. was well into my teetotalgrind back then, so i just stuck to MDMA and had a fun time.my friend wants to go out again and experiment with drugs but we're both mid-30s she's healthier than me she does NOT understand. the noises/lights alone would kill me.
>>85709064>teetotal >mdma Jesus fucking Christ. This is what I hate about the UK. Hedonism is too normalised and not enough shame.
In heaven, everything is fine desu
>>85709028Corner stores lad, he's a small business owner basically just him, his wife and their son with a few part timers on the weekends. Can't afford to hire full time security and even if they did security aren't allowed to actually do anything. Part of the problem is that the police wouldn't arrive even if you did sit on them. If they somehow did then they'd refuse to prosecute. If they somehow prosecuted the person wouldn't get anything other than a warning. I don't think you get just how legalised most petty crime is.>>85709050Pretty much yeah, unless there's a very well established chain place then the "business" is almost guaranteed to be a dodgy front for organised crime of the mostly immigrant persuasion.Have to say it's fucking grim to be walking down the street at 9 in the morning on a workday and seeing 'the regulars' literally lining up outside the bookies itching to be let in.
Didnt go to any night clubs as a teenager or student because I was too autistic and I was frail from an eating disorder so I was seen as a very easy target for bullying and violence.
>>85709064you'll be alright for a one off lad get an eccie up you and get partying with your pal
>>85709075>I don't think you get just how legalised most petty crime is.In a situation like that private vigilantism becomes big business. Hire some masked goons to break the fingers of thieves. Not a good situation but this is where we are headed for as a country.
>>85709054missed trick not just deciding it's all in a separate universe or whatever (or just making it an actual separate series of films, whoa)maybe Pandora's box is too open at this point, and kids going to see this stuff expect all the larger scale stuff. i'm guessing Dr Doom is going round destroying the multiverse, and it won't feel like there are stakes.
>>85708941Closest thing for me is objectivist, but I don't like to call myself that because I have a few key disagreements with like 1% of the whole thing and Rand said that if you're not 100% then you're not an objectivist you're something else. Out of respect to her I don't call myself that, but it is the closest overall. A not-quite-objectivist.
>>85709073Revelation 21:4>And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
>>85709099Couldn't he just make us all in heaven to being with? Seems needless to make us suffer before we get there.
>>85709104he testing us lad
>>85709070i can't drink in moderation, i was day drinking every day and had a fatty liver and all that. MDMA is fun then depletes you for a day. i'd prefer that to booze (and so would my body), what's the problem with an evening of enjoying yourself? that's hardly chronic hedonism, and it's not like it 'takes away' from others (the demon drink definitely does)
Quite a lot of posts moaning about the state of the nation all of a sudden. Very sudden. Too sudden one might say.
>>85709110What could be possibly be testing? He knows exactly how each of us will respond and exactly what each of us will do at every instant of our lives. Again, why this suffering middleman?
only drug I've never done is ketamine. Would you recommend getting into ketamine?
>>85709115I am judgemental, but it has just seemed obvious to me from a young age that pursuing extreme pleasures is ultimately destructive and will lead to misery. Like, so much mythology and wisdom is about this. You fill your life with extreme pleasure one night then everything normal seems shit by comparison and it is hard to function. Hard to work hard to study hard to do anything boring because you are just thinking all the time about this incredible experience you had on drugs or whatever. Always seemed obvious to me.
>>85709124Literally shreds people fucking bladder lad. Pissing blood and having to go to the toilet every fucking 10 minutes. Sad. Lives ruined Why can British people not just fucking stay away from drugs and just be happy being normal and with normal experiences and life? It is like you are trying to escape life.
>>85709140>Why can British people not just fucking stay away from drugs and just be happy being normal and with normal experiences and life? It is like you are trying to escape life.Hit the nail on the head. So many people here are fucking miserable and are too lazy to make the positive changes in their life to fix it (working out, getting a better job, cooking nice food, self improvement) so everyone goes for quick fix of alcohol or drugs to obliterate themselves because people in this country do not like living.
if your country doesn't have the highest drug deaths in europe for the 10th year running then lower your tone when speak to me
>>85709133i mean the counterpoint to this is how much even strict religion will deify drink because they happen to like it. in brass tacks reality it's a toxic, addictive substance that causes bodily and emotional hell the next day (if not interpersonal conflict the same night)long-term hedonism in the sense of solely pursuing pleasure, to the detriment of others? yeah that's bad. even in some walled garden place, maybe then it's separate to the rest of the world so it has no effect, yay.but in reality i feel like that's more>i'll become a billionaire and sod everyone elseand not>i enjoy taking drugs.plus, is it not pretty pompous to consider yourself 'above' this, or that a respectable person ought to be? if someone can drink (hopefully in moderation) good for them, they can have a pleasant life and i hope they do. same goes for drugs, exercise, work, a considered appreciation for the arts and sciences, whatever.
not a real man green text mong in at all?
Working a job is so fun I love working a job it is so fun in my concrete grey no fun allowed shithole country full of scum and brown subhumans woo I love working working yay fun working woo
Scotland is the worst. The Scots are weird about physical pleasure with sweets and sugar and alcohol and drugs. Very pleasure seeking culture.
>>85709153there was a 'beyond help' post a week or so back, I'll check the archiveNOBODY GO NOWHERE OK
>not noticing the 'not a real man' green text ittnot a real man
>>85709153i agree with you but this is also ignoring external/random factors (other people, war, disease, health conditions, etc)i think it's right we try to create an environment where people wouldn't want to escape. but escaping becomes tempting when shit hits the fan.t. former self-improver, getting-his-shit-togetherer(blah blah 'victimhood' blah blah 'someone else to blame' like it's black-and-white and can't be two things at once)
>>85709189I mean if you actually tried to find meaning in something else other than alcohol and drugs? Maybe the gym or boxing or cooking? Just anything that does not fuck you up and make you look like a retard.
>>85709153W A L L O Phttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85640996/#85645886
>>85709191you have to admit it's pretty funny how high it is though, how much of an outlierthey (scientists and the government) just have no clue how to handle it or even begin to explain why Scotland's figure is as high as it is
>>85709210it can't be the same guy, that guy left. he wouldn't fall prey to internet addiction (that's like a DRUG)anyway another one people ignore is games. bring up gaming>uh that's DIFFERENT.well, okay.
>>85709185>>85709198>real manI'll wait while you count.Should be 4: my post:>>85709185Then two here:>>85709198and my reply here.You semi-illterate spastic.
>>85709224oh yeah I'm sure he's gone but his point stands
>>85709207Drugs are simply more fun ladYou seem to think everyone that takes drugs is just some mental junkie with no self control Always the same cookie cutter responses >oh is everything fucking shit? well just go outside, join a gym hehe >find a hobby>learn a musical instrument Id rather blow my fucking brains out tbqfh
>>85709219Scottish people give zero fucks about their health. Their diet is insane. The government their tries to promote one fruit or vegetable a day because Scots eat so many sweets and fried shit. Deep fried mars bar country. Most obese place in the uk and most obese country in Europe. Very Into physical pleasures to the cost of their body. This attitude translates into love of physically pleasurable drugs. Heroin feels amazing. Obliterate yourself with pleasure.
>>85709226y spam thread with ur projection?
>>85709226what are you blathering on about, you said there isn't one but there is >>85708724end of story
>>85709133It's never happened to me lad
>>85709236based reason-seer.also them blokes who have lager- and coke-fuelled nights out? they tend to be the same lads who luv the gym, or they're trendy boys who know guitar...why have we turned against the guys at the bottom, all of a sudden?
>>85709236How would you cope living in a country like Singapore>dealing drugs means instant death penalty>expected to work 12+ hours a day until retirement How do you cope?
>>85709140Drugs are one of the normal experiences in life
>>85709269Float across to the UK on a boat and get given a fucking house for free
i am making chips.
Why is the music in clubs so fucking shit?
Saw that Digger kinomoviefilm didn't I? It was strange, but I liked it.Anyway, going out drinking? Fun. Haven't in a while but wish I could. Corrr.
>>85709312different clubs play different music lad. Some clubs even have different rooms / floors with different genres of music.
i'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck desu
>>85708973>want to go to local gig for niche music genre on the 24th, one of the biggest events in my area>all profits will be going towards a refugee support charityI'm too chuddy to give them money, out of all the bloody charities it has to be that one, sakes man.
>>85709312because its designed to be listened to when drunk and on eckies
No alcohol. Hopefully the stereotype of the drunk British tourist will die
>>85709373>tfw no longer included as a young person at 25I dont drink either, pointless activity.
>>85709320He doesn't know that because he's never been to one. Same reason he thinks nobody goes because drinks are expensive while in reality it's packed and everyone sneaks in their own alcohol to tip into a diet coke.
i have made chips.
>>8570937320% of mongs who fill in surveys, there's no reduction in young people drinking, there's simply a reduction in young people who fill in surveys and the few that still do happen to be the unsocialised mongs
>>85709394>there's no reduction in young people drinkingnah there definitely is. in some ways 'gen z' (or whatever it's on now) are wiser about certain things. but they also talk like some weird old American message cartoon.>i'd never drink or take drugs! and i'm not losing my virginity until i'm 25!mate you're 16 what the hell
>>85709391Have those raw bits of potato been touched by any heat or..?
>>85709394Family member works at a uni. 100% DEFINITELY a big drop in student drinking. He says it is partly costs by mostly foreign and ethnically non British students for whom drinking is not really part of the culture or outright forbidden. MASSIVELY changed sports societies in particular. Like, if your rugby or football team has some Muslim Nigerians or something inviting everyone to get hammered is really awkward and excluding so it just becomes less of a thing. That is what he said.
>>85709435drinking was such a huge part of rugby culture when i was a kid, i was drinking pints in the clubhouse after a match at 13 with the recent of the team and it was considered weird not
>>85709435I saw that same culture shift in work for a while where we'd organise something to 'include' the muslims in a way that didn't involve just getting wasted. In the last two years however I'm seeing almost zero consideration to that anymore and events are usually in a pub with a take it or leave it vibe.
Lots of reasons for it, but the big reason that always gets overlooked is the population pyramid. TFR is cooked and we are basically living in a dying world. Oh well oh well. It overs.
>>85709430they were lush now don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>85709469Low fertility rate. Yeah. This is the actual reason the crime rate appears to have declined. Criminals are almost all young men and the portion of the population who are young has just dropped a lot.
>>85707855what is the point of these deanoshops? why must we have one in every small town now with the same street furniture, the same chain shops etc?
>>85709391I have been wrestling with my conscience over this, but it needs saying.>sweet potatoNot chips. It needs sweet potato at the front as it is like a chip, but also nothing like a chip other than looking slightly like one.
>>85709469TFR going down is a good thing don't believe the propagandistsit's bad having 8 billion humans why the HELL would you want 'replacement levels'?
>>85709298Who is given a house for free?
>>85709496Because an inverted population pyriamid is fucked. Tonnes of oldies not working on pensions and hardly any productive workers. Boffins crunched the numbers and realised it is affordable and governments started to panic.
>>85709496Okay imagine a stagnant stream. Now picture a rushing river. Simples.
>cuckGPT devkikes invalidating my custom ad filter within less than 24 hours againFuck these niggas lol
Drinking is just shite.
>>85709495you still chip them. they are chips.at no point have they been fried.
I fucking hated alcohol and music as a teenager. Very alienating things. Boring. Aggressive. Exclusionary. Pretentious.
>>85709517>my custom ad filterhuh? i use uBlock and i never see ads anywhere
>>85709494my first thought seeing the OP image was 'oh hey it's Stockton!'it is not Stockton. but all the Teesside news website say Stockton is all empty now, which is sadder than the copypasta streets ;_;
just wanted to live a simple life me didn't want to hurt anyone or cause anyone to be upset but every time I fucking try anything it's like going two steps forwards and 100 steps backwards fucking sick of it all
>>85709526Don't get me started on fried julienne potatoes.
>>85709528Autism yeah?
Me? The Lena Lacey titfuck video where she's on the phone to her best friend while getting her melons pumped.
>>85709544What's up anon pal? We can't control what others do or think.
There's a lot of things I hated as a teenager. Cannabis, music, parties, kissing girls...oh no wait those are all the things I fucking LOVED
i only listened to vidya music + vidya music remixes as a teenager because music with lyrics reminded me of other human beings
i spent my teenage years on 4chan making:Boring generic drivel postsAggressively hating foidsExcluding anyone who doesn't share my world viewPretentiously looking down on normies
So how should you spend your teenage years then big man?
>>85709552Probably. How do you test for such things?
>>85709596If you hate music then it's a certainty
>>85709589Studying the Talmud.
>>85709589It's sad you don't know, I hope reincarnation is real so you can experience what you missed
>>85709596>How do you test for such thingsstudying the talmud
>>85709599I thought autists were really good at classical music. I have always despised music. The activity is about as interesting as eating wet cardboard. Watching everyone eat wet cardboard piece by piece and go >oooooh yum so cool lovely cardboard >this cardboard is shit. I prefer 90s cardboard >classic cardboard is where it is art>prefer the new black inner city fusion wet cardboard Utterly baffling bullshit
>>85709613you're saying this about listening to musicsomething is wrong with your brain
Already quite pissed, need to pace myself
>>85709630>something is wrong with your brainautism
the scousers haven't sent off my pills + ketamine
USA bought Louisiana on finance with the help of British firm from Napoleon who sold it to raise funds to fight the British
>cuckGPT helping me identify the correct ad dom structure within le console just now again>Vibecodes me a filter syntax which ends up working perfectlyProper womfy thatX
thought about getting in some speed from the backup scousers but i thought why not go whole hog and get half a gram of cocaine.not a fan of the stuff but it'll get me to clean my flat, sort things out with the solicitors, and maybe even go outside.
WHAHAHAHAHOWOWOWO
>>85709678you think they'd program in an exception like in RoboCop where RoboCop can't fight RoboCorp
Won't be surprised at all if these closedAI dev kikes install some guardrail policy wrappers making the clanker refuse any ad filtering help requests in the future>I'm sorry goy, I can't help you block these ads, since that would be antisemitic. Your prompt has now been reported and 20 good goy points have been subtracted from your ZOG beast system digital ID pass, bwahaha *rubs hands diabolically*
>>85709688>the whole hog>half a gram of chingcall that the whole hog do ye
>>85709678yeah thats crazy man*clicks add to browser on uBlock origin and never sees an ad again*
It's mental how Soundzpacker actually has a Jewish grandmother and he's this anti-semitic
>>85709705hahah look at that pig presumably it'll have speed and caffeine mixed in there anyway, so we're talking 50-75% hog of what i consider whole hog
Shall be watching an Italian crime film this evening me thinks. Mayhap.
>>85709713if he's so racist how come he has a not-the-same-colour-as-him gf?
>>85709737That's not uncommon
Can't believe soundspastic has bummed moni.
Hans is smitten with moni's hairy boy pussy.
still waiting for thislooks like my delivery has legitimately been broken up in twohonestly hope the Red Bull + choccies arrives before this one, that'll give me the energy i need to go down for this one
>You're the next stopwhat on EARTH it is miles away!yeah i hope this is just the Red Bull + the guy brings it up. 12 x 250ml cans = nothing like 24 x 330ml cans.
If Krissy Lynn was just a tiny bit chubbier she'd be perfect.
Corrr also ordered from Amazon today so I have. Non-zero chance that at some point in time, my deliveries and cattobergingtononthenazeposter's deliveries have been in the same van. Spooky.
>>85709812that could be the case RIGHT NOWis yours also coming mad late? guessing everyone's getting Prime Day stuff
>>85709815Next few hours. It hasn't narrowed down yet though so I must not be the next stop or anything. Didn't even know it was Prime Day desu.
Imagine being in germany and ordering sex toys to moni's house for the next time you visit.Ew.
I'm angry again. And sad. And bouncing all over.
heck yeah x
>>85709826Imagine being in germanyEw.
Feeling down lad. No idea what enjoying music even fucking entails. Just sound. How can you enjoy sound?
Imagine posting ITT about a britfeel 'personality' like M*ni or, worse still, H*lper.Ew.
>>85709889why is this so complex? it's like 'enjoying nice food' or something, of course people will argue about what 'nice food' is to them, but there are common factors. that's not even a 'hobby' it's just human instinct. haven't they discovered separate cultures all developed similar music theory? notes + scale systems and all that.
Anons ITT have had sex TODAY.Other Anons have spent the day talking about 'personalities' same way they do every day.
is this a redpill film or a bluepill film?
>>85709955Paging DVDlad for the answer.
time for a cheeky bum sesh me thinks xx
>>85709959he's taken a break to see his family in india last i heard xx
Urgh I get it, I'm tall and handsome and look perfect, but am avin a mental elf crisis currently.
Forced to hurt somebody just to get mental elf help. It's messed up.
Ah fuck sake, I killed the fly. Thought it was dirt on muh monitor. Noooooooo.
>>85709987>I'm tall and handsome and look perfect, but am avin a mental elf crisis currently.ktim
>>85710032the Jain community will not forget this
>>85710036I don't know anybody called tim to kill. Sorry.
corrr Yu-Gi-Oh and Two-Gi-Oh have split into two separate minds so Pegasus won't know which one his Millennium Eye is reading.good convoluted anime logic, this. i was expecting some nonsense like>i know! i'll play Card A face-down but i'll THINK ABOUT Card B!
>>85710046It's ok they are still dealing with the nazi swastika thing.FLY'S BACK FROM THE DEAD. Or another one.
Effective immediately, the /britfeel/ Jain community is officially turning our backs on fly killing lad.While we initially found common ground in the shared, melancholic atmosphere of rainy Tuesday afternoons, cold greggs, and the quiet contemplation of existence in the shires, his recent actions completely violate our core principles.As Jains, our highest vow is Ahimsa (non-violence). We practice strict reverence for all living beings, no matter how small. The systematic and celebrated destruction of houseflies by fly killing lad is a grave accumulation of bad karma that we can no longer quietly overlook. You cannot achieve true spiritual liberation or authentic peace while waging war on the local insect population.Peace to all living beings. Micchami Dukkadam.
Hitler was a Jain. Pass it on.
it was mistaken for dirt. i move that the charge be lessened from fly killing to the lesser crime of flyslaughter.
>>85709930I've done both lad
>>85710129Protestors are already turning up. Fly Murdering Lad is in a lot of trouble.
just logged in didnt i x
Informing the apus that Michael Jackson has died
It's real, karma. About 3 years ago I had a fly problem, killed loads thanks to a mastered technique, piled the little fuggers up and left them out to scare off their friends. Long story short, I was diagnosed with MS the following year.
>>85708941I've reverted back to my teenage nihilism phase.
If killing is soooo bad, how come people who don't kill others never get rewarded for it?
Michael Jackson:- proven innocent of noncery twice- zero nonce admissions/confessions/convictions- forever remembered as a nonceDavid Robert Jones:- never proven innocent of noncery- openly known he nonced at least once- fondly remembered as 'David Bowie' the sexy rock musician
>>85710234might be a good scheme.we are keeping certain types of men in check, and benefits are a big part of that. i'd go one further: voluntary SSRIs + sterilisation, in return for top rate PIP.
Ian Kevin Huntley - Found guilty of murdering two girls in SohamGreg Penis Austin- Drives a van for a living
>>85710240>voluntary SSRIsI took 2 types, 1 ruined my days (tinnitus) the other my nights (messed up dreams).>in return for top rate PIP.I've not killed anybody, and been turned down twice. I've tried not killing and it's got me nowhere.As the psychologist said (I might be paraphrasing slightly), you've got to kill somebody to get the help you need.
Fudge packer Kevin Adams
I kind of went a bit edgy there, sorry lads.
corrr that Yugi has basically beaten that Pegasus, bit drawn-out but what a due-->minor scrollbar nuzzle>only halfway throughckin ell. i know people used to joke about this series stretching out the duels, but i wasn't expecting this. 'match of a millennium' is right.
>>85710256i asked if kicking a police car would be enough, the hospital told me nah.there IS a mechanism for self-referral sectioning, basically (there are multiple actual sections, of different strengths). but i asked and i think it was a combination of the guy didn't know, and they deemed me well enough to not bother.you'd have to commit a crime, i think. i asked about kicking a police car, i was told i'd probably just get arrested and thrown in a normal cell, that's what happens when you do that.the only people i know who've been sectioned have all been women, they just SAID things and got sectioned. so yeah i dunno lad, you might have to actually go out and hurt someone. at least it's stopping you, on some rational level...?
>>85710309Self referral for the self diagnosed, methinks.
>>85710337i mean i can see a case for someone saying>i need to be locked up, i have enough capacity to make this decision myself, i believe i will hurt myself or others if i'm left to it.some people will do it for the attention or the treatment or a warm bed, but the same goes for hospitals. frequent flyers, chancers. doesn't negate the real deal. e.g. i've known bipolar people who can tell when an episode is coming on (feels comfy having unipolar depression tbqh at least it's stable)
>>85710354I don't have anything, I'm perfectly normal. Don't feel stable though.
youths are setting off fireworks again.
not going to grass on the young'uns with their bangers because:>Do not judge, or you too will be judged. - Matthew 7:1if i tell the bizzies about the bairns, they could just as well come after me for possessing controlled drugs without a prescription.
Watching nurse ratched, and got to say, corr that seems fun. Bet that's not at a self referral loony bin though.
its time to duel x
>>85709959Only ever seen the remake with Matthew Broderick.>>85709980Cheeky sod.
>>85710459Order some fireworks from amazon and have yersen a wee war, laddie.
hope no roses were.scared by the asos haxxor notification
>>85710449saying this to a judge in court and being an online profile among right wingers say im a victim of the war on Christianity
There's roadfrogs that gather beneath my window in the alleyway at night. They spend all evening and the early hours loudly chewing their disgusting gummy sweets, leaving them scattered all over the street and attracting ants and wasps from far and wide. Every now and then one of them exclaims 'LUSH DE LID!' or 'DOUBLE LUSH' and makes me jump out of my bed. I called SPACCA for help and they said they're free to congregate where they please.In fucking tears. Just want my good nights sleep back.
Got some Takis from Aldi, I think they are american nigger crisps
>>85710459getting into this series nowonly really knew it through second-hand primary school stuff (i was still into Pokemon even when Pokemon 2 came out) and then internet memery.pretty funny that this was a 'boy cartoon' when Cardcaptors actually had more action and problem-solving.
How many games do you lads own? Haven't played 99% of them. Gonna start going through them in alphabetical order x
>>85710449>Do not judge, or you too will be judged.But 'to judge' just means to hold an opinion on, which everyone does on everything instantly. You can't not have an opinion on something or someone. But moreover is this implying that if you somehow don't judge people you'll also not be judged by God? Seems to go against the bulk of theology.
playing a bit of runey now
>>85710462>with Matthew BroderickMatthew Broderick was in the Nicole Kidman one?looks/sounds weird tbqh, it's more of a comic romp? the gals playing the guys at their own game, probably?first one is like a Twilight Zone episode, turns into straight-up horror. WE KNOW THE PREMISE IS WRONG even the husband character is like>oh shid oh fug.
I don't think there's any person in the country that truly has an understanding of the full extent of the benefits system. Every time you think you've hit bedrock you end up going a little further down and discovering yet another freebie paid for by the taxpayers.The latest one I found: if you are on benefits and you want to visit someone in prison then you can claim back your travel expenses in their entirety if on public transport (or 20p a mile if you use your own car, 30p in Scotland), 40 quid per day to rent your own car, food expenses claimed back, overnight allowance of 34 quid per night for adults and 17 quid per night for children and then the cost of transport between your accommodation and the prison per day.It just never ends, and all this so that criminals can get some respite from being in prison. One would think if it was so unbearable then they'd not commit crimes, but there you go.
>>85710493i ended up reading an article on this that hyper-analysed the concept, 'judging' has a specific meaning in Christianity blahblahblah.i think you can distinguish between your initial feelings and passing judgement anon-san. like you can hear music and dislike the genre, then you can make a value judgement to that hellion who listens to gangsta rap.basically i think they are saying 'withhold judgement' which is perfectly reasonable. if you were all snappy (which, tbf, a lot of Christians are) we'd never get anywhere as a civilisation.
>>85710486vile crisps them lad, which flavour did you get
>>85710582Blue Heat, they stained my fingers blue and aren't even hot
semen retention in the care home
Did you know that the sexually insane get locked up in goonatic asylums?
The Care Home Bumsession Chronicles Episode 7
How much have they paid that Czech fella to tap a simple cross into his own net like that. Looked suspicious.
>>85710744QRD on the first 6?
>>85710525Hang on so I could befriend a prisoner in my town of work and get my commute paid for? Sure I'd have to talk to him for 30 mins and maybe suffer through a few conjugal visits but have you seen train ticket prices??
>>85710778You'd need a universal credit claim and to be earning less than 1250 a month
>>85710781Sadly I'm above that now but 15 years ago I could have. Missed opportunity.
Getting angry again, but having a spliff so I'll soon be less angry.
>>857107671-5 are just non-stop arsebuggery.#6, 'The Shower', slows down. all the characters discuss their feelings and traumas as they clean off their todgers 'n holes. it's won awards.episode 7 dives right back into the action x
Gf's got more hair on her muff than I have on my head it not rite
>>85710787Theres probably a limit on how often you can do it anyway
>>85710801get that hair on your head using the spell 'cunnilingus'
>>85710801Cut some of it off when she's sleeping and slap it on yer noggin.
Just want to go back 7 years.
>>8571081714 years for me. I can make thing right with 1 more chance.
Any of you lads ever get so invested in a tv show or film you catch yourself just sat there drooling after some time?
>>85710817Me? 19 years. Keeps me awake at night and has made me extremely bitter and twisted.
can't help but feel this dub is deviating from the original somewhatlots of characters casually mention stuff that's a mystery to them, or publicly say things they were meant to be keeping secretor maybe it was like that who knows. Beyblade starts out with the kid impressed a rival's Beyblade has a Bit Beast inside it, then two or three episodes later he hears about Bit Beasts for the first time
>>8571081739 years and tell dadberg to wear a rubber
>>85710814pube head
>>85710791thanks lad, number 6 sounds like utter woke nonsense so i'll skip that
>>85710831i've lost that sensation entirely tbqh, think that's a normal part of ageing. for me it USED to be books but now EFF READING imo.it's hard to care about a 'universe' the way it's usually done with telly or films now. Buffy must have been so fun back in the day.Derry Girls got me a bit. it's not complex character study drama or anything, it's not even a hilarious sitcom. it's just comfy, i felt both glad and sad it ended when it did ;_;
Still upset what happened to all those Wuppastinians. From the biccies to the teaWuppastine will be free x
>>85710842Yeah that is the only downside to that plan.
>>85710895and getting the pubes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI9hKiCfx3I>children's cartoon monster has a pulsating sphincter
>>>/gif/31261611Live from Welper's room x
>>85710901Nah that's the easy part. He needs to spend 2 months leading up to the night, and use a razor blade to gently shave away near the base of the pube so it weakens the base, but isn't noticeable so as not to alarm her.
>>85710909Really weird to be this obsessed over him. Was it you whinging last night as well?
uh AI agree with me?
might start a stream wherein i play Acron Micro gamesI know nothing of the Mirco
In a big city and thought I'd try Tinder. Swiped about 1000 girls and I haven't had a single match. Feel quite sad desu
>>85710929you should try not coming across like a repulsive gremlinoid
>>85710927i dare you to play the game 'Grampa's Garments' it scared the p*nts off me as a child
Fly's back, probably just a bogey on the screen.Stupid mean Jain society, no wonder hitler loved em.
Bacon butty time
Welper's batty getting gaped by Babatunde and friends
The Ghanan Gape Connection
African Anal Assaulters (starring HelperLad)
Sunderland Shitpipe Shaggers (starring HelperLad and a bunch of black men)
Bantu Batty Barrage (starring HelperLad and an entire tribe of sub-saharans)
>>85711281>>85711324You never said why you're so obsessed.
Racist Rump Raiders (starring HelperLad and a bunch of anti-white black men)
Catlad are you in the cat thread on /tv/? Seems up your alley.
Cameroonian Cockfest Capers (Special guest appearance by HelperLad)
Kaley Cuoco's tank top tits
>>85711334I'm not the oroginal guy you asked, I'm just clocking in for my shft. Grow up amte some of find this funny
>>85709249>real man>failed as a manTwo different things, idiot. Are you that thick?
>effeminate pedantry failed as a real man
speaking of this, i shall now be watching Star Wars: The Acolyte.dust has settled so i'll just watch it on its own merits. premise is fine, different time period etc, OCs only. lesbian space witches mite b cool or it COULD be cringe, let's see...
One of the cringiest subcultures I've ever come across are milsim gamers. I don't mean the kind where it's regular gamers playing milsim games, but specifically milsim gamers playing any game. They actually like pull rank on each other and shit, bark orders down the mic and if one of their team dies they're actually mad about it.>God damn it, we lost another man!All said totally unironically. Fucking cringe as shit.
>>85711372>Grow up amte some of find this funnyIf you can say it I'll do it.
>>85711406Fuck off I'v ehad a few jars init?
Bleak. They really have no clue and are completely out of ideas for what to do about anything.>Hey guys, what if we, um... did more benefits or something? Would that fix things? Probably, right? They will continue spinning us around in this death spiral until everything collapses.
>>85711429No excuse really lad.
https://benefitsdata.uk/mybillQuite interesting to scroll through every constituency and post code and just see literally hundreds of millions spaffed away on bennies in every single one. Tottenham ranks number 1 with a benefits bill of over six hundred and fifty million pounds every year, year on year, chugging along paying out bucket of cash to unproductive people in the most expensive place in the country.It's not sustainable.
>>85711463Birmingham #1 kek
propa mindbogglin' an anime pedophile chairs mid week meetingsnever kno wha yer colleagues be daein' in der free time
>>85709299>>85710948phwoar sum pripa excellent kittingtonshires in breadingtonfink a couple of strong 7/10 maybe light 8s
Just realised why LG TVs are so cheap it's because it has software built inside that records all of your conversations and sends them back to the company for data to use on whatever. You're the product.
>>85711507He could be the 77th we wouldn't know
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791319846202275.webm
>>85711397that sounds class manlike yeah yeah i find that type of thing cringy toobut imagine being into it, and everyone plays along(the worst thing in those groups is someone tries to be 'clever' and out-do the other players, whether it's meta-jokes or 'my OC are teh the bestest one!!1')i remember seeing a con about 10-15 years ago where they had that Star Trek Bridge Simulator thing running. like computer-aided LARP. actually pretty cool if you can get past the cringe.
I still can't work out why they did it lads
Kaley Cuoco as wonder woman
>>85711741Tell us more about your quandary, pal. We are here for you.
freshly showered, after however-long-it's-been.feels like i should use this opportunity to order in some scran. supplies for the next week or so.
>>85711380>oddly defensive and resorting to straw manInteresting.
Might eat out some clunge
Wonder how long he'll actually last in prison. They got Ian Huntley and Richard Huckle, Jamie Varley must be like a sitting duck when you consider some of the hard bastards in a prison like Wakefield.
zionism is racism
>>85712034Corr those sneaky big nose fucks, almost had us fooled.
>>85712059>big nose fucks,you are under arrest
>>85712076Nooo I'm not a zionist. You know they hate islam right? Proper bad that is.
>>85712093if you were a zionist you would be under arrest
>>85712104wouldn't*why cant we edit posts?
>>85712104>>85712113Why not? They are racists. The nazis of the current era. Ask antifa, they know.
>>85712124>Ask antifa, they know.hearty keks
Off to beddingtonshirehamsI finkX
Watching a sumo doc after an anon said he'd watched one, and it's just clicked, the sum,o wrestler on street fighter is called rikishi, and professional sumo wrestlers are called rikishi in Japan.Interesting stuff.
off to bed toogood night friends hope Wednesday brings you nice things
Page 10 corr
I'll be fighting racism over the weekend, I'll be attending the Palestine protest Anyone else?
>>85713382Sorry, having a undercounter freezer being delivered as part of my government mandated preparedness. Good luck, wear a helmet.
NEET bodies x
Wagies will be getting up shortly, tired and angry to slave away at their purposeless jobs for 1s and 0s in a Jewish banking app of their choice.
>>85713465How will you fill your day with purpose and joy today?
>>85713465Jokes on you, I'm night shift
Size of this lad
Today's three questions are:>How well are you sleeping, generally?>What takes up most space in your head thoughts-wise?>What would you write about here if you could?
Solidarnosk brothers.
>Moni post (possibly)Big if true.
>>85709583same. i wish i spent more time learning how to draw. i wanted to make meme comics of my fave anime characters
Not being racist but I do wish for a 100% ethnoculturally white Britain by 2030.
prefer wernardette myself
>>85713610You're joking
>>85713561>>85713561Badly. It miserable.Too embarrassed to talk about it, as per the definition of words.I wouldn't write about it here, because of the aforementioned reasoningtonshire.
It Putin's birthday x
>>857135618 to 10 hours every nightWhatever I'm doing at the timeI can write what I want here. I choose not to.
>>85713806Imagine Zelensky bursting out of Putins oversized birthday cake in a playboy bunny outfit and shouting "Allah ackbar!" or whatever the ukranians say.
This general has reached new lows. Not even any gapeposting to start the day. Abandoned by Chika, Crossy, SCEA... the list goes on...
>>85714016What was different when they posted
Phwoar gotten up again'aven't iX
Imagine claiming asylum because you're gay. LMAO.
>>85714115I don't get the joke. What is the joke?
>>85714126Not a joke. Bangladeshis are claiming asylum by pretending to be Bumladeshis.
>>85714130When I read LMAO I thought it was a joke.
>>85714135You thick? I was laughing. Not joking. Use your head, softlad.
>0 matches on tinder>in huge city>swiped about 1k women >swiped everyone, fatties, single mothers, physically disabled people>0 matchesThat was a fun experiment.
>>85714141I must be thick. What should I have been thinking?
>>85714152>fatties>single mothers>phyiscally disabled peoplebetrays a pretty gross outlook on life anon, do you think the above groups should be "beneath" you? because if you do, I think you've found your issue
gays should BE in asylums, amirite?*slaps you all a heterosexual high five with his willy*
another day, another wait for the postie.
>>85714230I don't find them beneath me but these are the broadly speaking the less desirable like myself.
Off to Bhutan next week for me job. What photos should I take for the Britfeel lads? Nice mountains and temples.
>>85714265>Nice mountains and temples.Yes.
There have been surprisingly few leaks of the Autumn budget, apparently because Healey simply doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, is never in any meetings, can't get through his workload and is out of his depth generally speaking.It's going to be more of the same, tax and borrow and spend. It's going to be fucking rough.
>>85714235>put gays in an asylum with other gays >loads of gays together >all showering together >all shagging togetherLad if you are deeply concerned with others mens penises and anuses then this is not the best solution
>>85714265Whatever you feel like sharing would be fine.
>>85714265>for me jobWithout doxing yourself what do you do?
>>85714267What will be the roughest thing you do, you think?
>>85714248I'm not using royal mail now as a form of protest. Protest ends next month, as I'll have done the card show then so I'll have money to waste again.
>>85714277High class male prostitute. The women of Bhutan want a piece of me.
>>85714292It's a trick so the husbands can shit on your chest.
Night time security guard feels like a cozy and comfy job for an autistic. Just fucking sitting down all night and playing on your phone doing fuck all.
>>85714295but what is an auditor turns up and starts being a knob
>>85714295these days sites have wall-mounted NFC outlets all round the location and security guards have to scan their pass on the doohickey as they pass by, thus verifying that they're actually walking around the place rather than just sat on their bumif the log doesn't show you having scanned all the outlets in a loop several times over you're sacked
>>85714294The whole >chest shitting contracts in Dubai Meme is a massive thing now. Some insanely hot 19 year old Eastern European gets an instragram message from an oil sheikh and gets paid tens of thousands of dollars for someone to shit on her. Where did this meme come from?
>>85714303I mean, just walking around a lot is not that bad. You can listen to a podcast in your headphones or something
>>85714287The roughest thing will depend on the individual in question. I would be shocked if they didn't massively increase CGT or IHT, which will hit high-earners and anyone trying to invest more, basically punishing success and good planning. I'm actually ambivalent about IHT, but that's for a bunch of other niche reasons and would only support IHT if other criteria are met, which they aren't and won't be.I reckon for the average person the worst thing will be landlord taxes because that will just cause everyone's rents to go up, or (as per the RRA which I'm sure will fuck things up yet again), simply cause landlords to take properties off the market, reducing the overall number of available properties which will, again, drive prices up in the long term.They've got no ideas left. Any sort of 'fiscal discipline' they're going to try and performatively display will amount to rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. They're fucked and thus we're fucked.
>>85714307been going on for years lad and does in fact happen in real life. There's a photo of Katie Price with a steaming hot jobby laid right square in the middle of her torso.
I remember studying late at night at uni in the library and the security people for the uni library seemed to do fuck all except sit at the desk and chat and listen to stuff. Like, they were working at like 2:00 am and had to check students had not fallen asleep or going mental and self harming but it was pretty easy.
>>85714310difference between walking 20,000 steps a night and being sat down chilling out tho
>>85714307>Where did this meme come from?Reality.https://chimpreports.com/charles-abbey-mwesigwa-ugandan-named-in-dubai-sex-trade-by-the-bbc-arrested/>chimp news
>>85714315Do not want to sound horrible and mean but my god she looks so insanely ugly and unattractive. Literally just a normal fucking woman is 100x better than this.
>>85714152>dating apps in 2026even normies have been over them for like 4 years now
>>85714331how do they find women now then?
>>85714313>They've got no ideas left.I agree with this. Tax on vapers is the new tax on smokers. A new UK Vaping Products Duty of 2.20 per 10ml of e-liquid took effect on 1 October 2026, raising the price of most vaping products.Shit still rolls downhill.
>>85714329NTA but I don't mind about being horrible.What an ugly dog. She was hot decades ago, but also fucked in the head as she's a slut for money, and now look at the state of her. But she has a hole, is willing to get it stuffed so some numpty wants it.Wouldn't even fuck her just to say I fucked jordan.
>>85714337They don't, the dating market is the worst it's ever been in human history. It's terrible even for normies now. You have to find someone in school/uni or you're just fucked honestly.
>>85714337By talking to them when the opportunity arrives, like it has always been.
>>85714331>people are not drinking or going out >people are not using dating apps>Asking women out at work is hazardous post metoo So how are normies actually breeding these days?
>>85714347You feel like you missed your only chance and that applies to everyone?
>>85714347complete and total incel victory
>>85714353they aren't, gen Z has the lowest amount of sex of any generation ever>>85714355m8, literally just look it up, I've never actively searched for a relationship in my life, I have no skin in this game
>>85714344Yeah but the thing is tonnes of chav lads and men would absolutely shag her. The British working classes have an absolutely weird taste when it comes to aesthetics or any kind and the rest of the world can fucking see this which is why Britain gets dragged for it.
>>85714353Is every woman a metoo woman?
>>85714358> they arent, gen Z has the lowest amount of sex of any generation everIs this the new normal or will there be a sex revival?
>>85714358Everyone is the same as you and everyone feels the same as you. It's all fucked?
>>85714364Idk, probably not until after a major war or the government starts literally forcing people to have kids. We'll probably just import the entire population of india instead.>>85714368Look it up
>>85714360Yeah thirsty numpties. Who's right who's wrong? Schrodinger's used up whore innit.
nothing downstairs and i had to put on my NEET headphones because an upstairs neighbour came down as i was going back upgiving the postie until 1 o'clock. sharp.
all the women at my work have boyfriends or are married. All the men, myself included, do not have girlfriends and do not appear to be making efforts to try to date.
>>85714370the only solution is to grow people in vats this is not a joke
People have only been shagging before marriage without stigma and shame since the early 60s. Sexual intercourse beganIn nineteen sixty-three(which was rather late for me) Between the end of the Chatterley banAnd the Beatles first LP.Up to then thered only beenA sort of bargaining,A wrangle for the ring,A shame that started at sixteenAnd spread to everything.Then all at once the quarrel sankEveryone felt the same,And every life becameA brilliant breaking of the bank,A quite unlosable game.So life was never better thanIn nineteen sixty-three(Though just too late for me) -Between the end of the Chatterley banAnd the Beatles first LP.
>>85714378They date older men. Millennial men are cucking Gen Z men.
Feminists will campaign to grow people in vats.
>>85714378>statistically insignificant sample sizemongboy.jpg
I reckon we could spread a meme on Twitter that the left are planning to grow people in vats because straight sex is oppressive and the online right will buy it. They are actually fucking retarded. Low IQ cretins.
>>85714399women already grow people in vats
>>85714378Images like this make me want to join the Taliban and enforce brutal Sharia tbqh.
>>85714373I almost get the vibe from working class Brits and council estate chavs that they actively choose ugly, crass and garish things because they want to signal they are not nerds who like beauty.
>>85714399Of course, and probably want all women and men sterilised so there's no annoying pregnancy when they get spaffed in on a saturday night.
>>85714370>Look it upHow do I look up everyone's thoughts?
>>85714435NTA but it appears it can not be done.I'm too scared to look up time traveling, as I have somewhere I need to be (again).
>>85714429i mean they've already condoned eugenics through abortion so why not take it a step further
>>85714399the noughties 'feminazi' thing feels so quaintGermaine Greer on a mad one about locking men in cageson a crazy person website? no, in the national newspapers
Took a kicking in Next today
>>85714378>>85714400I've seen this occurring as well though. Every woman at my workplace is in a relationship, but like 60-70% of the men are single. It's so fucked.
>>85714450What happened, overpriced pair of chinos?
>>85714448Germaine Greer is hated by the woke because she does not think trannies are really women. She was pushed out along with Julie Bindel.Tbqh they had a hand in creating this culture in the 1970s and it has come around to bite them. This documentary about 70s feminist groups is fucking fascinating. Exactly the same as 2010s tumblr culture. Began in the 70s in small left wing groups and then spread to uni campuses in the 90s and just took over the internet in the 2010s. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Apo72n01ESI&pp=ygUTTGVmdGllcyBBbmdyeSB3aW1pbg%3D%3D
>>85714453they might tell you that they are in a relationship, doesn't make it trueunless they're all dating other women, it doesn't really make sense, does it?
Shook at khakis in Next today...the COST of them, that is!
How are you getting by, lads? What do you wake up for in the morning?
Not sure why I feel so good today and full of energy, I always get 8 hours and eat cleanly as well as exercising. But some days I feel sluggish and in rare instances like today I just feel great. Although I notice I feel worse when its more humid and warm but today is nice and cool. Perhapsalthougheverbeit a snow nigga like me isn't built for anything above 12 C
>>85714463Nah they are for real, I've seen posts and them in person and stuff, it's clear they're actually in relationships. The way for it to mathematically work is that some pair up and marry, but others, generally the younger women, will have a Chad 'boyfriend' but basically just be part of a pseudo-harem he keeps, so several women at once will be claiming to be dating a guy and he's just rotating through them fucking them each whenever he feels like it.What is that famous post that woman made about it?>I'd rather be a temporary fleshlight for a 9/10 than a housewife for a 5/10Something like that.
>>85714461might actually watch this.i don't care if someone is trve transgender, whatever. but it's like some weird full circle stopped clock thing, of course these women would not accept them, and they end up looking like the saner ones.even the most radical feminist 1970s stuff about how all women ought to be lesbians to avoid being patriarchal fuckmeat will throw men a bone, like 'oh yeah this is bad for the other half of the population, too.'it IS strangely fascinating (cheers for the video lad) but i think internet people just like to get wound up and be on a team. in actual law/history/rights/whatever by the 1970s we'd achieved equality, it's such a strange thing to feel sour about. homosexuals seem happy they can marry if they want? i don't hear the gays piping up all the time.
>>85714467>What do you wake up for in the morning?The toilet. Then I get up as it's cold upstairs, and no TV or PC so it's also boring.Real answer, I don't know. I don't want to kill myself.
>>85714474>What is that famous post that woman made about it?Is that what all women think? I didn't know that.
I'm one of the only people here in a happy relationship
>>85714489Fuck you Lollers or Chika or someone else.
I just can't imagine being unwanted by women, how defective must these people be?what a life x
>>85714486Of course not all women think that, but substantial numbers do. Look at street interviews, look at tiktok 'confessions', look at dating app experiments etc. all of them confirm that very large numbers of women do think and act like this.
>>85714467>What do you wake up for in the morning?Work
>>85714474I guess there have been delusional women out there who think I'm their boyfriend, maybe that's what causes this effect. I still think it's bullshit though, I for one know many single women.
>>85714494Chika is in an abusive relationship
>>857145061.7 million women all agree. Is that what that means?
>>85714506I feel the same way about my gay partners.
>>85714521He comes across as an intelligent man, if he is in an abusive relationship, I trust him to know when to leave.
>>85714506That woman literally posts ragebait for money
>>85714513I'm not saying there are no single women anywhere, obviously that's not true. But the concerning thing is that this could even be a real phenomenon seen at all. You think there is a single guy who would be able to say such a thing 20 years ago? Probably not, maybe one or two somewhere in some backwater part of the country. But here, without even trying hard to find anyone to confirm it we've got two lads saying the same thing. I don't know where he is but I'm in London, so it's not a provincial thing either. It's a worrying trend.
>>85714529He comes across as a grotesquely obese man
>>85714534To you? I still trust him to leave an abusive relationship if he feels he's in one.
>>85714529>Believing or responding to these weird troll posts as if they are serious or realCome on now anon. But yeah for the record he's talking rubbish int he? Curseeee he is.
>not a real manfailed as a man
When sending stuff in eBay I use at least three layers if bubble wrap and a shitload of tape. Cunt will feel like he's disarming a bomb.
>>85714530its funny people still haven't learnt to ignore blue checkmarks
>three layers if bubble wrapTry proof reading your posts 3 times, mongboy
>>85714552Fuck off lid I'm a based phoneposter and I rule this thread.
>>85714546all well and good if you sell one item a year but if you're doing numbers then you're eating into your profits buying loads of bubble wrap
>>85714543Only option now is to go down the sissy HRT gooner cuck rabbit hole.
been pacing and yet the post still isn't here?this 'exercise' nonsense isn't as good as yous say
Not much fun getting fucked in the arse multiple times a week just because you cant afford rent
>>85714576Doc said I had cut out the pegging due to serve hemorrhoids Gutted.
>>85714541>Believing or responding to these weird troll posts as if they are serious or realIs that what you think I was doing? I wasn't.
>>85714582Well responding to trollingtons kind of is validating their nonsense in some form or another innit.
>>85714589I see where you're coming from, personally, I don't mind trolls.
chika hates trolls
Lollers hates post-pubescent people
>drop chill pill X due to shakeman's hands>lose it forever>in the process of searching>find lost chill pill Z from days ago on the floorheck yes
>>85714596Do you think he hates them all the time, or do you think sometimes he might like to play along with them? What does he think?
>>85714600What do you need to chill out from, rough night shift at work, was it?
>>85714582not even a bad strat IMOtrollers feed off attention, say you just 100% always assumed 'in good faith'they'd just be like>haha i said the thing! i win!and then nothing happens.as always the better long term solution is to just have discussions. it's good.
>>85714558True I've sold a few recently but it's not a regular occurrence and I only do what with heavier items. I SHOULD put it in a box as well but can't be arsed and there's so much bubble wrap you could bounce it off the floor.
lollers beaten to death by a gang of portherner nonce hunters after he called them feckless tryhards
>>85714609nah marra mostly withdrawalsalso i just closed the window because a weird insect was on the outside but i just discovered it had crawled inside jfc
Chika is the perfect wagie
i don't want to alarm anyonebut*taps the bottom-right corner of the page*
>>85714625I'm not changing the theme, I'm happy with tomorrow. Sorry.
>>85714625new thread is in the post mate, evri should be dropping it off soon
>>85714625I'll do it desu xoxo
>>85714625we should stay here until its falls of page 10
>>85714610Would a bigger troller feed off trollers then?
>>85714627it's certainly easier on the eyes>>85714630thanks friend
>>85714610Windy and wet out earlier, caught me by surprise, luckily i'd left my excellent short umberella at the bottom of my bag. Quite fucking nippy that wind. Going to be 6C here tonight going to have to fight with myself to keep the heating off, like a man.
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>>85714633yeah it's like slither.io where mathematicians are divided on whether it can ever 'end'
>>85714647i don't like that thread
real new thread lads:>>85714651>>85714651>>85714651much more comfy and apolitical, I think
Should have been a Putin birthday edish, will be ignoring these 2 threads x
>>85714675we can stay here and have conversationsdo you prefer chunky peanut butter, smooth peanut butter, or do you dislike peanut butter? (or are you indifferent?)
>>85714693Don't really eat peanut butter but I think I prefer it chunky although in reality I would be more likely to purchase smooth, what I don't like is the natural peanut butter where all the oil separates at the top and looks like liquid shit when you try to mix it
THREE BRITFEELS ERAwhat a FUCKING time to be alive x
