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>>85777771
I have this guy that ive known for many years online and id say we are pretty close. we have had some intimate moments and been sharing a lot about our lives. We hadnt seen each others faces for the longest time until recently, and after that i feel like he has been acting differently. I think he looks pretty cute and i ngl i just want to date him. He said he doesnt want to start a relationship before meeting. Im probably gonna see him soon and im a little worried i like him a lot more than he likes me. and that he just sees me as a friend. I hope he doesnt find me repulsive and is just letting me down easy but i have so much insecurity about it that its kind of eating me up inside.
anyone else been through this?

>200 dollars worth of ammo just arrived.
time to go to the range this week. Still need a bf to defend with my guns though.

>>85777855
wish i could qualify but there's nothing cute sexy or attractive about me so no way I'm getting close to your guns which sucks because I love gay guys that are trained at firearms and wish I could shoot one at least once in my life

>>85777878
If American just go buy a gun. It isn't hard. I'm not trained in firearms either, I just bought a gun and start shooting it. No formal classes, no fancy training, just me, lots of ammo and time on the range.

>>85777846
how has he been acting different? like less affectionate? not a good sign, but may as well meet up and see how it goes.

>>85778000
>how has he been acting different?
I guess less affectionate and close yea. I cant really point to anything obvious but its just the vibe i get. Although we have been spending a lot of time talking and playing games but it feels like he doesnt wanna be as e-date-y as before. Which is maybe a good idea because we havent interacted irl. I just hope it works out between us i dont want to lose him.

>>85778035
yeah, I'd try hanging out irl before making any final judgments.

>>85778129
yeah i think thats the plan. I'm just unsure how to act towards him until that happens.

>>85777846
I have definitely known the hell that is caring about a close friend way more than he cares about you. Allowing my thoughts to spiral out of control, entertaining delusions even after it became clear he was never going to feel the same way, was a terrible mistake. Keep yourself grounded. If you have an overly romantic or sentimental personality (mental illness), your brain is going to lie to you and make up all these beautiful future scenarios that will never happen. I should have killed that part of me immediately. It caused endless dissonance and frustration.
This is obviously just me projecting my own experience onto you, but I feel like you probably have some part of you that thinks you know better, like you have the vision and he just cant see it yet.
If your gut tells you the mutual connection really isnt there after meeting up and getting comfortable with each other IRL, you should believe it. Your brain will hate you and you will be miserable for a while but you need to come to terms with reality as soon as possible. You want to keep that friendship intact. Be sane.
If it feels relatively ambiguous, you should keep trying to make it work, while respecting boundaries. If I could go back and do it again, I would tell him exactly how I felt, as soon as possible.
Hopefully none of that happens, this is just a cautionary tale. I was lonely, needy, and unstable, which caused me to really fuck up a good thing by when I pretended my obsessiveness was justifiable.

>>85778148
Just amicable, I guess. Maybe try the usual flirting and see where it goes, but don't push it.

>>85777903
be careful of lead poisoning anony!

i store my ammo next to my cat's good it gives her important nutrients

>>85777855
I can't hold a firearm I think I would blow my shit smooth off. At the very least it would call to me like the green goblin mask if I knew where it was

>>85777771
so close, wouldve been the epicest win in r9gay history >>85777777

macaroni and cheese :3

Gay sex is fun on stimulants but otherwise I'm not really into it and prefer the ease of slipping it into a foid. sorry guys

>>85779339
the tightness of ass is peak though

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Sometimes I jerk off to a femboy pornstar online and imagine marrying him. Spending time with him. Having sex with him. At the end of the day they're used up whores. Most of everyone I am attracted to is.

I'll grow old, I'm not scared of that. I'm scared of being alone. As cliche as it is.

sex havers out, reeee

What is it with sex havers and stimulant abuse?

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>>85779917
I've never had sex. Or physical touch.

I tried hugging my brother hard and rubbing his hair one time, I felt really weird and got mocked by my family. That's the closest I've been to replicating human touch with someone other than hugs.

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>>85778359
yeah this does all sound kind of like me. The thing is that i have told him how i feel and he said that maybe its a bit unhealthy and he doesnt understand why i like him so much. But he also said that he does like me, but is unsure exactly how. I cant tell if he just isnt very lovey dovey and as open about his feelings as i am or if im just not the one that will get to see that side of him.

>>85778360
im trying not to but deep down i really want to.

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another day in my stupid gay incel life without an older man who abuses me lovingly.
how many people here don't even have friends at all? or am I the only loser....

>tfw no storyanon bf

>>85780606
You're not the only one chudbro <3

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>>85780606
what the heck anon I thought we were friends

Dont get drunk it turns you gay. even more than normal.

I fapped to the most beautiful woman, guess I am not gay any more - see you all later.

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>>85780616
I literally am. everyone else is a either a repulsive pornbrained goonmonster, or a fakecel sexhaver/friendshaver.
>>85780665
I have no friends.

>>85780843
It's okay to be bi. Can i see her?

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New Castlevania game is decent, I wish more games would offer you customizable options for how much damage you take and dish out, how many potions you can carry etc.
However getting lost, as rare as it is, is super annoying. The map is too big, the game is too long. I don't have the patience to beat but I did enjoy it. A lot of these new entries in old series that came out recently-ish are more enjoyable than older ones fr.

i hate being a sickly fag
>>85781184
did you ever try those 2huvania games? i heard they were pretty gud

I miss my sick gaycel robot friend from r9k board that got flu twice in a span of one month

>>85781823
Yea they're nice. I have a physical copy of koumajou remilia II. There are a lot of 2hu fan games that are good.

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the fact that I wish I was born a multimilonaire heir of a rich family more than I wish I had a bf, I became so cynical, but consider all that money...imagine the things you could do with it

However I'm no gold digger. I am still not that morally repulsive to fake my love for money, also rich boys are douchebags most of the time

I'm a weak person but I was never 'sick' a lot if that makes sense.

>>85780502
Man. I had to deal with the exact same things. I had never been more sure of anything in my life, and he could never make up his mind about me and what us was supposed to be. When he would second guess every single thing for seemingly no reason, I wanted to strangle him. But this is the real world, I had to respect it even if I never understood why.
Part of it is me being a bpdemon that feels everything way too intensely, but at the same time, let me fucking love you, you stupid piece of shit.
It gets so complicated when you try figuring out how much of it is his own self loathing or self doubt, how much of it is my unrealistic expectations, warped perceptions of what love should be, how much of it is the way I move too fast, hypersexuality, repressed emotions nobody knows how to deal with, insecurity, regret, worrying about what the future looks like for a couple of faggots, coming to a healthy conclusion may as well be impossible.
This is probably why most of us give up on monogamy and end up as drug addict pseudo whores crying in some roach infested motel somewhere. Nothing can be fucking simple. The demiurge is behind these inhibitions, no doubt in my mind.

why are boomers so retarded? Why are you replacing a perfect fridge from the early 2000s that works perfectly and has more space and makes no noise with a cheap "modern" fridge with planned obsolescence just because "we have too, that fridge is too old, must buy new thing for the house!"

Retard, retard, fucking retard, some old boomers are incapable of giving value to literally anything. They don't know shit about the world they were living and yet complain about the world of today, as they weren't part of the problem

Worst of all, that poor fridge is going into the trash. A good fridge thrown away like that. FUCKING RETARDS

>>85782465
Part of my job used to be tearing apart peoples perfectly good kitchens and installing a new one. Most of the guys I worked with were Mexicans who grew up having fuck all. I have to imagine they were upset inside, seeing how mindlessly wasteful we are. But they never show emotions so who knows.

>>85782503
what a waste indeed. It might be a stereotype of zoomers and younger millennials, but I see a lot of value for old furniture and I treasure mine. People throwing everything away like that is just infuriating and disheartening, and worst of all they think they are doing something good because marketing sold them the idea that old bad, new gud. Glad younger people aren't falling for this shit anymore, wish my granny and grandad were still with me...they were a lot like me about this
>mexicans
poor guys had to accept the job I guess. The worst part is that even the things that still work you have to throw them away, right? A lot of good stuff, food etc. gets thrown away because policy

My mom was a boomer but she was a frugal boomer and only replaced things when they were totally shot and needed it.

>>85782632
your mom was wise story

>>85782314
I'm a poor man's version of trust fund slacker

>>85782727
you just have a milion instead of milions?

>>85782465
It's insane. Like those celebrities who insist that their kids live in poverty because "it's MY money, not OUR money." Dad's getting another newer bigger luxury truck for his newly renovated garage because he doesn't understand what a liability is. He sells our family's real estate that he was fortunate enough to inherit because it's appreciating too much and he doesn't want to pay taxes on it. The taxes are a tiny fraction of the appreciation, but he doesn't understand what an asset is either. He would rather have a big truck he spends $30,000 a year to drive twice a week than a second house that makes him an extra $30,000 per year just sitting empty. Forget about letting someone live in it!

Meanwhile his kids have never made more than $6k a year, can't afford teeth, and are stealing food to survive. Insane. In a single afternoon he'll sometimes waste more money than I make in 5 years working 2 jobs. He LOVES paying for things, loves spending money, loves the feeling of handing over a huge stack of cash. It makes him feel rich and powerful. But he would NEVER help his family. Never. His money is his money, it's never family money. It pays for HIS house and HIS car and HIS food and everything is HIS, none of it is for the family. You can walk 5 miles to work every day, you're never borrowing HIS car. You can go to the food bank, you're not eating out of HIS fridge. I want to blame the dementia or nazi propaganda but the truth is that he's always been like that. He's like a really shitty 14 year old boy who got old without ever growing up.

I'm a lazy neet who did nothing but my family didn't have /that/ much money. Not even to considered wealthy in any sense, barely middle class.

Now I sit here spending my family's last resources as they dwindle.

>>85782780
Neither does mine, which is why it's so frustrating watching these retarded boomers waste the little bit of wealth we were able to accumulate over several generations of hard work instead of being a responsible steward.

>>85782770
that sucks hardcore anon, I'd be as mad if not madder than you are. I'm also really frustrated with mine since according to him he can never make a bad decision and never owns up to them. Let me guess, you're american right? Your dad sounds like the quintessential american dad
>out of home at 18
>trucks
>my property
>fuels the system as it is
>you working 2 jobs
it's the mindset they grew up with since the 80s, it's a winning mindset for them
>He's like a really shitty 14 year old boy who got old without ever growing up
that's a very accurate description of a lot of boomers, both physically or spiritually, when you see through them. They're really entitled and hate being contradicted, I guess that happens when you live in the more functional side of capitalism

On top of all that, why having children if you have to be an asshole to them? Your children will always be your children, even past 18, you brought them to life. Oh right, abortion is wrong and the american dream

>>85782850
a lot of people weren't financially educated. Most boomers weren't, and a lot of people from our gens aren't either, including myself, but our gen had to educate themselves on the topic either to save money or to find new ways to make more money. To be fair, we have far more resources to educate ourselves financially

>>85782743
A million problems but being a bitch ain't one

>>85782458
this makes me sad to read... I'm gonna keep all this in mind.But I want to stay optimistic and try my best to make the most of it. I dont want my brainworms to ruin something that could be nice. But maybe it will never be nice and i have to let go, but its too early to tell.

May i ask what happened in your case? are you still friends?

boomers ate lead paint chips and breathed leaded gas fumes growing up, no wonder they're a bunch of selfish retards with no critical thinking. They're all brain damaged.

>tfw no pre-9/11 bf

I'm pre 9/11 but no bottoms want me because I'm not chad. So even being born pre 9/11 isn't enough for me to get laid and no matter how much effort I put nothings going to change.

I remember 9/11... I was 11 years old.

>>85783169
If you weren't so whiny i'd wear lipstick and slobber all over your dick rn

>9/11
all those poor people...RIP

>>85783183
Are you a twink or a femboy thougheverbeit?

Sometimes i wish i were the latter but that's never gonna happen.

>>85783202
twink only whore

>>85783250
This doesn't count since I'm straight. That's like walking up to a random straight guy on the street and calling him a woman only whore for not wanting to fuck a fat greasy hairy 300lb dude like story.

>>85783287
at least story has some kindness in him, you're in no position to speak chudbot
>I'm straight
oh sorry, so you admit it then?

>>85783298
I've always been open with my sexuality and said that I'm straight. And maybe I'd have some kindness in me if you guys didn't reject me 34 times and threaten to dox and kill me for being under 6ft tall.

>>85783307
I used to be kind to you, you never cared and kept trolling for unknown reason, you either need help or you're a dudebro making fun of us. I'm not one of the bullies you mention

>>85783317
There is no trolling everything I've said is true all of you are chad only whores and me being rejected 34 times back to back all based on my appearance proves it. You can cope all you want but I know the truth and I'm going to make sure others know it too that you cannot have sex as a top unless you are above average and a chad.

>>85783326
oh yeah, it's a skit
>that you cannot have sex as a top unless you are above average and a chad
you're not that wrong about that. What are you gonna say about me agreeing with you?

>>85783336
Thanks for agreeing and admitting the truth also if you're not a twink a why are you talking about wearing lipstick? are you some kind of crossdressing sissy man?

>>85783415
I'm not that anon
>crossdressing sissy man?
I am not, but what if I was?

>>85783437
I'd find that gross and disgusting. The most disgusting and repulsive gay people to me are when masculine looking gay men crossdress it's just nasty.

>guy who detests those who judge him unfairly judges people unfairly
every day i'm glad you're alone and suffering :^)

Stop getting mad at straight men for not being gay and attracted to gross ugly hairy men and maybe just stop hating straight men for existing and you'll not seethe so much at my existence.

>>85783464
>>guy who detests those who judge him unfairly judges people unfairly
I'm not shocked in the slightest about that, but I wasn't sure he had that cattiness in him

>>85783457
what if they are regular dudes who are just a bit feminine presenting but nothing much?

>>85783545
it's classic projection: they're a vile hateful worm, and so they assume everyone else is just as spiteful and hateful.

>>85783557
They're nice I've had a friend like that before he was really nice and always giving me gifts and would buy me free drinks

>>85783576
why didn't you get to know him better?

>>85783589
Age gap and even if you're just platonic friends it's kind of awkward hanging out with a gay guy who's 25 years older then you. Also now he has like dementia and shit

>>85783601
dementia at 50?? Poor guy...

Like real dementia or just being slightly forgetful is kinda normal as you get older.

My grandfather had it but not that bad. he would definitely sundown though and became very mean at night.

>>85783617
He's a bit older then 50 though

>>85783636
but aren't you like 26 chudbot?

>>85783635
Forgetful plus he's gotten kind of looney and insane. He's started practicing and doing pagan rituals inside of his house unironically as an actual religious thing

>>85783649
Stop trying to stalk me. Stop trying to dox me and kill me for being under 6ft tall I'm not telling you anything.

I'm getting tendies for dinner after eating out for lunch, probably going to be the last good meal for 2-3 days so making it count. Also rip my money because I'm paying for this extraction out of pocket and it will be 600$+.

>>85782949
I had to physically remove myself from his life. That's why I'm so mad at myself for letting it get to that point. I packed up all my important stuff one night, and drove off to a small rental house I had previously arranged, 200 miles away. I left him most of my life savings in cash, as sort of a functional apology. I can assume he knew exactly why I left, he's smarter than me. Hopefully in the end he felt more relieved than upset. I started working for myself, got a new phone, everything.
I'm 100% gay, he's bisexual, leaning hetero. Even though we were intimate for a decade, and had lived together for years, he never fully accepted it. He would drunkenly express how he wanted to be normal, be a father, how he felt like he needed to "grow out of this shit" eventually. Then he'd apologize, and I'd say I understood, which was true even if I hated it. I'd hold and console him for hours so he could stop crying about how he can't be gay. Such an insane thing to do. On the inside it hurt, but I knew he really did feel that way. I felt so fucking guilty because I was.
It would have fallen apart long term, which would have killed me. I couldn't handle it happening organically, so I did it myself. He had so much more potential than I did, so after contemplating it for a year I disappeared. It sounds drastic and insensitive but it was very obviously the least harmful option.
I only did it because I loved him, and wanted him to have the life he actually deserved, without me being a source of constant anguish. We were a trauma bond from childhood that got out of hand. I would have loved for it to stay out of hand, but that's because I was a loser that had nothing else going for me.
I've resisted the urge to look him up in the years since, but he SHOULD be doing well for himself. He was good with women and was absurdly talented in his field. He was a much better person in general. I didn't deserve to ruin his life.
Just don't let that happen and you'll be fine lol

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I want to get pizza for dinner but I've had too much pizza I shouldn't have more. I need someone to take my pizza purchasing license away

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>>85783722
I'll take your pizza away and eat it instead. Do we have a deal?

>>85783661
I am not stalking you, just remembering. You're safe

>>85783783
Okay but no I'm not 26

>>85783713
a person isn't defined by his success or career, at least it shouldn't but alas. You might get angry at me but you sound like a much better person than he is and you were always putting him first despite him saying to your face you were just a "phase". It's hard to have self respect when you're in a bad place, but give yourself more of that along with some compassion

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>>85783750
No this is a bad deal I don't like it one single bit maybe we could just share instead

>like you have the vision and he just cant see it yet
sometimes it IS like that, we do have the vision but heternormativity and gay expectations get in the way
>If your gut tells you the mutual connection really isnt there after meeting up and getting comfortable with each other IRL, you should believe it
this is also true, as hard as it is to follow your guts instead of you heart because you always have that tiny hope that maybe you can change things and feel regret if you don't try to, like a "what if"

I'd order a pizza tonight but I wouldn't be able to eat the leftovers tomorrow.

I'm craving pizza from days but my standards are very high and every place around my town makes a very mid pizza, at least the ones I know

I only get chain pizza like pizza hut or dominoes because I want it cheap.

>>85783940
Since when is the hut cheap? Here a medium from there is already 2x the price of little Caesars before even adding a single topping meanwhile there you get pepperoni at least

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>>85783829
I don't know if sharing would be good enough, I'd prefer if you bought me pizza and I got to eat it whole, that way you could get something else for dinner but also get satisfaction from buying pizza which you clearly want to do. And Id get a free pizza to eat which is nice because I'd also want one but don't want to spend money on it.

is American pizza crunchy and thick? Or just crunchy?

>>85782604
>A lot of good stuff, food etc
Maybe if we didn't legislate every single little thing bakeries would give away food that would be stale tomorrow at the end of the work day instead of throwing it away because "what if muh homeless getts food poisoning". How bout you eat that not so fresh bagel and stfu.

>>85783984

The last few times I've had LC its been totally trash. here it's only a few bucks more than a frozen pizza and hardly that much better quality.

>>85782901
>Your children will always be your children, even past 18, you brought them to life. Oh right, abortion is wrong and the american dream
Abortion is bad but that doesn't mean parents aren't and shouldn't be responsible for their children because they brought them to life without their consent. I hate breeders but I also you have to be retarded and careless to get pregnant if you don't want to in the modern day and age.

>>85784010
There's ton of variety in american pizza. You can get thicker crust or thinner crust. certain cities have preferences like new york likes thin and Chicago likes very deep dish.

>>85783697
Your whole life is you being out of pocket

>>85784095

My whole life is being a fat lazy slug who is paying for my lack of even basic self-care now by having the mouth of a 60 year old at 36.

>>85783820
Thank you. I feel mostly at peace with the whole thing nowadays and can live without seeing myself as a burden, that just happens to be how it really was back then. No way around it, even if some part of it was illogical.
This is a weird position to find myself in, genuinely hoping he only remembers me as an awkward footnote, like I existed as an honest mistake. It doesnt feel like a self worth issue when I remember it actually is the best thing for everyone involved.
I honestly shouldnt see anyone as being better or worse. Moving on without blame or confrontation was the mature option. With maturity I should ideally realize nothing is going to be perfect and nobody can be faultless.

>>85784085
NY seems the best style for my tastes but I'm intrigued by the Chicago style one, it looks so cozy and tasty, like a cool comfort food. My country has no such thing, I should try make one at home then, salami, cheese, I heard they add meatballs too?

>>85784137
I've never had it that deep dish before, that looks almost like a pie. Pan pizza is good though. Thin crust pizza is also good put it isn't as filling.

>>85784145
I guess pan is tastier because you add oil and the crust fries with it...yummy
What are some of your favorite toppings?

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Opposites attract is such a dumb cliche lol
No I wouldn't date aka live with aka be around all the time someone I'm not compatible with, which does actually mean similar to.
An example would be someone who constantly changes cosmetic products when one he had currently is used up EVERY FUCKING TIME no matter what. That's insanity. Let's say I wouldn't want to waste money on having separate shower gel or toothpaste, it would drive me mad. Instead I find one I like and stick to it. Imagine hundreds of small situations like that which inevitably arise when living with someone that you wouldn't be able to tolerate, if you're anything like me. Someone who uses loudspeakers when they talk as if I want to listen to private conversations, someone who cooks meals for a week when I can't eat the same meal more than twice a day, someone who has a different schedule, interests etc etc

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>>85783998
You make some very valid points but I could just cut out the middle man and buy pizza and eat it myself without sharing because it wouldn't be good enough apparently. So alas I might just have to suffer and buy it all for myself even if I shouldn't that way I could get it and not have to have a different thing for dinner. Yes I think that might do

>>85784156
Tons of cheese, pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon. Like the meats. I can tolerate veggies on a pizza but don't prefer them.

>>85784113
>Moving on without blame or confrontation was the mature option
We call that lack of closure and that's not a good thing ever probably. As much as it can hurt it's better than not knowing if he did something wrong. In this case since he is barely bicurious tho it's pretty clear so I think you did the right thing but in general you should at least leave a note.

>>85784167
>changes cosmetic products when one he had currently is used up EVERY FUCKING TIME no matter what
that's me hahah I like trying new stuff, but when in doubt I stick to what I know. I don't buy randomly, I always choose carefully the new product
>Someone who uses loudspeakers when they talk as if I want to listen to private conversations
not me and very annoying
>I can't eat the same meal more than twice a day
kinda like me, I do eat leftovers but I need to change like I do with shower gel
>imagine hundreds of small situations like that which inevitably arise when living with someone that you wouldn't be able to tolerate
I think about this often, as a matter of fact it's one of the reasons sometimes I kinda give up on finding a guy. I never had people to compromise with or that found compromised with me, so I like my freedom a lot. Yet, compromise is the milestone of a healthy relationship

>>85784172
hot honey and pepperoni sounds fire (literally lmao), along with some blue cheese

Very irrelevant information for most here, but if you get hammered with friends and are in the closet do NOT repeatedly suggest to play strip poker especially if you have never played poker. Hangxiety of the lords might currently now i realise what likely happened.

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>>85784168
Didn't you say you already had too much pizza? Well I had too little. Not even a few. None at all. I deserve that pizza. Society owes me pizza. R9gay owes me pizza. (YOU) owe me pizza.

>tfw eating blue cheese and having blue balls while drinking blue lagoon

that's it. I'm ordering pizza tomorrow

>>85784238
new fantasy to share with a bf unlocked, I'd add something at the end too

>>85784207
Contrary to the tone of my post I'm very easy to deal with (for the most part) and compromise a lot. The logic is that I'd have to compromise less with someone who is already similar to me. I think the most important part in a relationship is good communication and being open.
Also those wre just examples I forbid you to use that as an excuse to feel bad or something like that just in case you did

that's it. I'm baking a pizza tomorrow

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>>85784233
I clearly misspoke when I said that because let's be honest with ourselves. Can one truly have too much pizza? But one can easily have too little pizza and you seem to be a victim of that so I'm willing to be generous and send you a slice but I'm going to pick all the toppings off and eat them myself first. That way I can pay my owing you pizza tax

baking pizza with r9gay. A very high carb, big and tasty pizza. We'd need a stone oven, blue collar anons and story can help us set it up

How much pizza do you eat as one meal?

>>85784257
I think complementary >>> opposites
We can be different but we're ultimately similar at the core. I like guys who can bring the best part out of me, but I wish they understood the bad, deeper parts too because they somehow relate
>Also those wre just examples I forbid you to use that as an excuse to feel bad or something like that just in case you did
wdym? In a good way or in a bad "don't be a loser and work for it" way?

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gays literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

>>85784293
god that is really good straight out of the oven. But crusty american pizza holds up better with time

>>85784270

unless you want me to buy it all I can't set up shit.

>>85784200
I definitely regret that part the most, I should have probably left a note. I almost did, but stopped because it felt corny. I felt like the money was more explicit and helpful than words could have been. That might be completely delusional but I really felt that way standing there in the kitchen for the last time. I felt like enough painful shit had already been said and couldnt force myself to blabber anything else.
He may not have even realized at first. I can only wonder what questions he had and for how long. The execution was sloppy and probably fucked him up in any number of ways for a while, I knew that would happen, I just hope it didnt last very long. I should probably say sorry at some point. I hope the dust settled for him a long time ago but cant bring myself to google him and get confirmation because im a little bitch coward.
I didnt give him any explanation or warning because I knew he would feel terrible and try to stop it from happening. That would have made everything so much worse and in the long term.
I did something extremely hurtful and fucked up. I havent thought about it a lot recently but I really did. Acknowledging that without softening it with context is what needs to happen mentally. What a life. Fuck. I need to start volunteering again to make up for being a demon from hell.

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>>85784268
I agree that you can't have too much pizza but since you said that I think you should stand behind those words and pay the price for your blasphemy. But since I'm in a forgiving mood we can go back to the original idea of just sharing leave my toppings alone mister.

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>>85784459
Glad you came to your senses and realized the errors of your ways. We can however do that deal but I will still take a few toppings off of your slices just to the ones that look particularly bad. Wouldn't want you eating burned pepperonis or anything like that so I'll take one for the team

>>85784289
>wdym?
I could ask the same because I don't understand what you wrote there. But basically what I meant was if you were going down that list in a meaningless pop quizz type of way to pass time that's cool but if you were being insecure over not meeting hypothetical standards of some random faggot online that that would be bad. I wouldn't feel the need to include that at all but I see a lot of anons on r9k use every opportunity as an excuse to feel bad about not measuring up to random things, even things they don't want or care about lol
>think complementary >>> opposites
Yep. I was going to bring up more examples of like someone who is very social and goes to parties vs someone who prefers being alone and doesn't like crows, someone who likes to travel vs someone who hates it, someone who likes getting drunk vs straight edge fanatic etc
It's just incompatible life styles I feel. But, like, an introvert and an extrovert could work or whatever

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>>85784465
Ah ok but before you do that you wouldn't mind if I added sliced pickles, olives and maaaaybe chili peppers (red hot even)? Because that's what I plan to do. I hope there's enough cheese on it I don't mind if you take the pepperonis ig

>>85784425
> I should probably say sorry at some point. I hope the dust settled for him a long time ago but cant bring myself to google him and get confirmation because im a little bitch coward
W-well at this point I think that would only make it worse. Hope he forgot you but he didn't deserve you.
>I didn't give him any explanation or warning because I knew he would feel terrible and try to stop it from happening
Oh I meant after you already left.
>I need to start volunteering again to make up for being a demon from hell.
And how did you feel when someone you loved was crying about how he didn't want to be gay? I get that you have empathy for him but that just makes you a much better person. I can't even imagine how it was like to go through something so bad. He may apologize but he was making you feel inadequate like you were just a phase. You're not a demon at all.

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>>85784529
No I do mind because I will just raise the price through the roof adding that many toppings you know! And as we all know pickles belong nowhere near a pizza or anywhere for that matter. And when you live in a place like I do they always put too much cheese on so you are perfectly fine in that regard

As a 30 year old bisexual kissless handholdless virgin who always wanted to lose my virginity/be in a relationship with a woman before I try dating/hooking up with men should I just suck it up at this point and try out this whole gay thing?

I figure y'all hate bi guys here like most homos but I would honestly make a concerted effort to not be one of those sinister bisexuals who break guys hearts (frankly I kind of had that happen to me with an old straight friend of mine). My hang up has always been built around this idea that once I get a gf all the homo stuff would just go away but I think I'm old enough now to realize that that's simply not gonna be the case.

I'm just so lonely and horny that I'm losing my mind and somethings gotta give.

My dick stinks so good right now I hope my bfs dick will smell similarly to mine

>>85784615
>As a 30 year old bisexual kissless handholdless virgin
as one of those you should fuck off and die please, stop bothering us, there are threads for pointless, meaningless desperate straggots like you and this one isn't one of them, it's a r9gay after all and not r9whiningbitchthatlooksforaplanbbeforeitsettleswithfirstwomanthatgreenlightshisrelationshipandcantakehisbullshitandmentalillnessandautism

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>>85784584
Oh I meant I'd have those at home, or rather, you'd get them for m- I mean you. That way I can add as much as I want and not be beholden to some wagies whims. They never add enough toppings!
I'd like to disagree, pickles belong on a pizza they work perfectly fine it's a bit unusual but they work if you cut the into small slices. I think you may be confusing them with pineapples and those definitely don't belong on a pizza.

>tfw no r9whiningbitchthatlooksforaplanbbeforeitsettleswithfirstwomanthatgreenlightshisrelationshipandcantakehisbullshitandmentalillnessandautism thread
:(

>>85784717
Is this how you guys flirt?

Sorry anon but you're probably not my type anyways.

I want all the cheese on the pizza, like a mountain of cheese. I want to do the 90s cartoon cheese pull.

>>85784717
fucking based and awakened
the bitchsexual menace will be dealt with swiftly

>>85784696
How big is your stinky dick nonny :>

>>85784803
sorry delusional nigger but no one was flirting with you. don't worry about it not being my type, i wouldn't want to be around your kind a day in my life either but i appreciate your projection since you're gross and established that you're no one's type at all :)
>>85784829
xoxo bby, actually great and cute and SMART GAY robutt that can actually love men

Talk about mental illness and autism lmao

tendies acquired, figures even my bad side tooth stopped hurting but it does this, flares up for a week two weeks and then settles down. Better to get it out (and its too late to cancel or reschedule) What's going to suck is the 40 minute drive home with my mouth bleeding.

>>85784816
feeling so hungry rn with this pizza talk. I need a good pizza, I should do it myself maybe

>>85784830
Not big enough for a size queen not small enough for sph fetishists

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>>85784734
I suppose I could get some but we would have to reconvene at a later date after all I already went out for the day and I won't be going out again. Then you I mean I can have as many toppings on it as possible. Very valid point though they tend to be very stingy
And you can like disagreeing all you want but pickles are an abhorrent monstrosity no matter where they are unless it's the trash can :D I will agree with pineapple though I don't like the taste of warm pineapple it just feels wrong

>>85784941
Not big enough you said? Maybe you should show your dicklet one day and I'll see how big it actually is, maybe even whip out my own tiny truly below average sized one and will see who mogs who and who's a bigger man nonny!

>>85784941
You should let meow simp be the judge of whether or not your white clitty is small enough for BLACKED sph or not.

the only thing better than pineapple on pizza are mandarin oranges on pizza

I don't get the hate for Hawaiian pizza but it isn't for me. I had it once and after a few bites I took the pineapple off.

>>85784941
Sounds perfect for an inexperienced guy like me.

i just want to sniff, lick and maybe even suck a rancid musky gay robot dick ><

>>85785230
We don't say rancid it's tastefully stinky

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>>85784958
But pickles are great don't be a picky prick now. I know, we should put them all over the pizza and if you don't like them well I guess I'll have to take them off that will solve it ^_^
Pineapples taste great but putting sweet food on pizza is just retarded and those who invented that idea should be stoned. No I don't want chocolate on my pizza actually.

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>>85785246
>No I don't want chocolate on my pizza actually.
your parents didnt love you

>>85785235
Sorry nonny is rancid (positive) better? The stinkier and sweatier and hairier the better, from the shaft to the asshole :3

I want a twink younger than me to force me to call him daddy

I haven't showered in a week and a half, I bet I am very stinky. (will be showering tonight though).

Let me use my tongue on you first

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>>85785246
They don't call me a prickly cactus for no reason you know mister so I will stand by that pickles are the work of the devil! The devil I say!! But how about we meet halfway and every bit of pickle that would go on my slices you can just put on your slices instead that way I don't have to have yucky pickle juice ruining my perfectly good slices. And of course pineapple taste great it's one of the best fruits out there it's just not good warm. And wait you don't want chocolate on your pizza? so I guess it's probably too late to tell you I already put lots of choco shavings all over it

dreamed i went to prison and had a short haired cute twink bf that rested his head in my lap and sang to me, i could smell his sweet breath, feel his slender body on mine, and for why? i can't wait to die

>>85785635
you know what to do. its time to commit a crime

time to spend an hour memorizing my route to the oral surgeon perfectly so hopefully I don't get lost tomorrow.

I wish it was simply down an interstate but alas I am not that lucky. I would just take an uber there and back but I'm worried about bleeding in the car on the way home.

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The verdict is in I showed my body to 4 different twinks and they all agreed separately that I have the body of a twunk. I'm officially a twunk top and none of this matters since I'm not chad and can't have sex.

>>85786063
is this a good thing

>>85786066
I don't know I'm not sure considering every single bottom I've spoken to has rejected me for my appearance I think being a twunk top might be bad? Or at least just bad for dating twinks maybe?

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>>85785418
Okay fine we can just put them on mine. I'll consneed that my plan to take the whole pizza for myself failed. I am not convinced that pineapples taste bad warm still. And wait a minute I thought we agreed to playing nice. No choco on the pizza. You have to play fair too.

>>85783722
thanks for the kav art :3

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man, i wish i could get pizza rn #BrokeNiggaAlert

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My mother threw boiling water at me today

Please don't reproduce if you have cognitive disabilities.

>>85783722
I've been eating pizza without a license for decades. Will I get in trouble with the pizza police?

Be glad your mom loves you, subhuman. Had I know my kid is a truly retarded, probably projecting his own cognitive disabilities on parents, gross sad sack of shit of the internet that posts trannies because he/it is one I'd have switched the usual boiler room treatment and threw a woodchipper at you.

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I've never posted in one of these threads
I'm a lonely bi man who has shut myself off from all sexual contact after being sexually assaulted nearly 7 years ago
The last person I tried to date was a beautiful man whose expectations I couldn't live up to, and that was just before the COVID lockdowns began.

Do I count as one of the bad bi guys or do I get a pass?
I was never a heartbreaker even before my sexual assault.

My teenage years were full of emotional and sexual abuse from men who groomed me.
I always felt so terrified of abusing others that I never really allowed myself to get close to people.
I've never truly had a boyfriend nor a girlfriend.

I've hooked up with one guy in my life and it was an innocent high school gay discovery type of relationship that only lasted for a few nights anyway. I did get to touch his pp though.
I've only hooked up with two women and one of the was a one night stand.
I feel like I might as well not even define myself as gay or bisexual (or straight for that matter) because I'm just not emotionally available anymore
I probably won't ever get laid at all for the rest of my life.

I guess the reason why I'm posting here is because I'm hoping for acceptance, or connection, or something.

>>85786700
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. Do you want to talk about it?

>>85786974
I'm alright now. She just had a lil melty. Too much stress with work.

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>>85786953
happy for u bb
or sorry that happened, w/e

>>85786953
>My teenage years were full of emotional and sexual abuse from men who groomed me.
shiza and holden

>>85787010
is this an "i ain't reading all that" joke :(
>>85787012
i don't know what this means tbqh. I'm completely new to these threads and haven't been on this board in many years

>>85787002
It sounds unhealthy to forgive someone so quickly for such a thing, if I'm being honest. Maybe you're accustomed to letting things slide, but damn anon. If my mother threw boiling water at me it would cause a serious, serious rift in our relationship. Even if it only happened once.

Still, I'm glad things are more okay now...

I'm feeling reminded of that one quote "We accept the love we think we deserve"
I hope you don't mind me asking, but would you consider yourself to have low self esteem, anon? I know I certainly do.

>>85787075
No, on the empathy part. I think I just have fluctuate between having too little empathy (even for myself) or too much that it causes me to become depressed at the injustices in the world.

I get that she's stressed is all. I don't have anyone in my life, I don't wanna cut her off or anything. She usually calms down pretty quick.

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Just masturbated and feel nothing

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SGqmtAID02A z7X0g

>tfw no koopa bf

>>85787489
tfw no Bowser Jr. bf

I watched akira recently. Its good, but i am kind of confused how the bike slide became such a big thing to reference considering everything else that happens in it.

bratty koopa boys...

I'm a kamek boy

I always pick yoshi in mario kart

>>85787523
good animation for the time IG, and cool bikes are cool too. I don't think you could reference the morphing scene too much...I almost puked the first time I saw it

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A kira > Akira

>>85783157
i was but a wee lad when that took place... good times

>>85786953
You want acceptance of gay virgin robots when you had casual sex with both guys and girls???

>wake up
>not horny
>try to get horny so I can jerk off and get out of bed
I'm doing it to myself fr fr

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>>85787543
Koopas are really cute and underappreciated

Buncha goombas in this thread

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>>85788210
you're muh goomba

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I never played digidevices as a kid but when I started my pendelum color yesterday I felt nostalgic. The digimon anime was a big part of my early childhood and I loved everything about it, still think about it often. These devices are surprisingly fun.

im just out here strokin' my goomba

>>85788262
very cute birb pluchie

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>>85787545
so he can turn you in a big boss boy in bed?

got 5 hours of sleep. Fuck.

I'm not even concerned with getting the tooth out, its the drive down there and back I don't like. 40 fucking minutes. The thing is for most Americans that's a short drive.

>disgusting freaks sexualizing children's characters

>>85788795
Welcome to the internet. This is normal and gets 10x worse.

I think I might have just been ghosted by another twink which would mean my rejections just hit 35 if it's true.

good for him honestly

>>85789125
This is why you deserve to be alone and everything bad in your life is your own fault.

what if anon has a sixth sense and he's actually seeing the ghosts of all the twinks who twinkdied

>>85786700
>>85787002
>>85787100
should have beat her ass. she'll never learn if you keep letting her get away with it.

>>85789140
i would agree if i was cuckbot but i'm not so i'm sure i'll be fine

>>85789178
You're never going to orally prep meow's HIV+ BLACK BVLL meow simp so you can quit trying to defend and white knight bottom whores. It will get you nowhere.

>>85789147
One time I waited for 7 months to hear back from a twink in my dms. We had been talking and he told me that he's not always online so it might take a while for him to reply back to me so I patiently waited and checked my messages every day for 7 months straight for him to reply back to me since he hadn't unfriended me or anything and he never did. It only ended when I asked my friends if someone hasn't messaged me back in 7 months does that mean they've ghosted me and I had to be told so. These aren't ghosts or anything bottoms are just naturally assholes like that it's their normal behavior

Google lied it only took 20 minutes to get down here so now I have 40 minutes to just sit here on my ass

>>85789147
I wish I could prevent twink death but i also dont want to be a troon

Twink death is normal, you can't stay young forever. You can still be cute without being Twink.

>>85789405
Ive yet to see any post-twink guys who look even remotely cute.
Plus i cant even enjoy my youth since im too miserable and depressed to do anything. Its not fair

I want months for one twink to message me, then he types out like 3 lines of text on disc at best. Then, if stars allign, we talk for 5 minutes and forget about each other's existence for again. Sometimes I don't want to talk back tho.
>>85789405
I was never cute and I'm not gonna be a "cute" older man. Please provide examples of cute men. Please try not to list Fire Emblem daddies.

>>85789435
There are lot of them that look cute, check your eyes bitch.
sex with older men
older project manager bf

>>85789447
Older men can certainly be hot, but not cute. Thats where you got it confused.

AHHHHHHHHHHH MINOR REPLYING MISTAKE NIGGAERRRRR
>>85789447
>>85789420

>>85789459
I will continue to call them "cute" and "hot" and "boy" and you won't change my stance on these semantics.

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i just want to be a cute boy forever

>>85789722
And I just want to date and fuck a cute boy forever but we can't always get what we want can we?

and I'm back... this was much worse, the roots were deeper and the surgeon had to cut the tooth out again. It hurt even through the numbering and he had to snitch the wound closed. Recovery time more in the 5-6 days range. On the bright side I got pain meds this time but my issue in the past wasn't pain it was being unable to eat.

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saw two guys kissing today. ruined the whole day and filled my head with thoughts about finally ending it.
this is the daily reality of the sensitive gay inceI chud.

I have never seen two men kiss irl, guess that's what I get living in chud central.

>>85790004
that's rough storybro, mine from a couple weeks ago is finally healing enough to chew on that side again. no wonder you're struggling to eat if they're getting pulled back to back. mine are always a few months apart, for better or worse.

how many do you have left to pull? at this point it might be easier to just do them all at once and get it over with.

>>85790504

One left with a large cavity in the another one that is iffy, the dentist said he might be able to fill that one and he might not. But its right over the one I got pulled today so it wouldn't have anything to grind against now.

I've been home roughly 1 and half hours and the numbing is wearing off. Its sore but it isn't too bad. Less bleeding this time too, maybe because he sutured it. I just hope they dissolve like they said they would and I don't have to go back to get them out. Already got my meds but they only gave me 6 pills of the hydocondone so I don't want to take them unless I really have to.

>>85790542
are you planning to get a dental prosthesis?

>>85790625

they never said anything about it and I doubt my insurance would cover it. Right now the two teeth pulled were both the back molars so its easy to adapt to. The next one is semi-frontal so they might ask. Considering I had to pay out of pocket nearly 400 bucks to get this one pulled it won't be cheap.

>>85790639
oh okay I thought they pulled more teeth out of you

Are you washing your teeth?

>>85790172
Same! I wish to see it with my own eyes tho and be pissed I'm not one of them..

if it makes you feel better I saw a gay couple (both conventionally attractive) discussing about furniture for their newly bought home at the shopping mall the other day and they were younger than me. They have love, their own house, youth, amd money. Worse than a kiss

>>85790649

I did brush them last night but they said to hold back a day or so to let this site heal up. I am going to try and start to take care of them but I fear that the damage is mostly done at this point.

Got it man. I have my own house too, but barely any money, no love and no youth. Should I dream of ending it all? This kiss is something I can't miss...

Do you guys think that since I can't get sex as a top due to the current dating market for tops that I should get a sex doll since I'm always going to be a virgin anyways?

>>85790717
the damage is done but you have the power to prevent more damage and adapt easier. I believe you can do it story kun

>>85790791

The biggest thing is to continue it. Even if I don't do it as often as I should, doing it a few times a week is better than nothing. Before last night it had been years since I brushed my teeth.

>>85790814
set a reminder on your phone, that helps a little

Does have your cock sucked count as sex? does having oral sex count as losing your virginity?

>>85790825

and doing it not right before I go to bed but say after dinner. A lot of times I'll wait until I'm very tired like can't keep my eyes open level before I go to bed, then I don't feel like doing anything except going right to bed. Amazing I have to relearn what everyone else started doing as children but I guess its better than not.

>>85790850
if you make it a part of your routine it will come natural after a few weeks. You're set in your ways right? Every night you always cook dinner and post here. Add to that "routine" of yours to wash you teeth and you'll slowly be conditioned to do it everytime

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Two and a half years and still sore about losing a long distance ex. Chested multiple times because hookups upset and disgusted me, but it turned out "it was an act of self harm and had nothing to do with you" doesn't really make sense to most people. Well, I may have alienated myself from a lot of people by doing that and I'm absolutely not over it, but at least it was a lesson learned.

>>85790867

Not so set, there's a bit of adhd havoc with my schedule but its fairly routine. I'll do my best to keep at it and make it apart of things.

>>85790898
that's the spirit! You're getting more proactive lately, good for you :)

>>85790905

eventually I'm going to have to work if I want to keep living. I need to get more routine and start doing more things and being more active in general. I am still very lazy and very sedentary.

>>85790919
a lot of lazy and sedentary people do work the bare minimum to get to live in this system. You don't have to change yourself drastically, small steps to be a little more functional

Went into a liquor store for the first time in many years only to have the lady behind the bulletproof glass that I can not hear apparently telling me that I have to wait outside so then the dumb bitch she was helping besides oh no I need to tell him to wait outside and she does it in the most snarky phone I've heard in a long time like sorry for not being a fucking alcoholic like you that knows all these rules because I'm frequenting this place so much. Sorry I couldn't hear the security guard that is facing 90 degrees away from me and behind bulletproof glass and at the complete opposite end of the room. And safely say I didn't wait outside not giving those fagots money or even the foot traffic they can use to say oh look at that we're only a part of the two most prominent forms of addiction that is completely normalized being gambling and alcohol.

i've started to find frumpy, frustrated mid 30s women very charming. christmas cake.. left out past the 25th

>>85790934
>waiting outside
why? Is it because they can shoot her or something?

The once time I went to a liquor store the clerk was an Asian lady and told me where things were if I asked.

>>85790972
Way too many robberies so they started making people have to show their ID in a separate room that only the security guard on the inside of the building can unlock the door that lets you in to the building beyond the outermost exit but yes there was a lot of shootings and stabbing hence why they added that. Can't trust these degenerates still don't enjoy being talked down to because whatever retard design the place doesn't recognize that people hear best when spoken directly too not partially away from them

>>85790991
Erm do you live near me? They also do that where I live.

>>85791105
Yes I'm probably your next door neighbor or at least the next street over from you. I'm having a bowl of cereal for dinner tonight you want to come over and join me?

fuck that's so hot, they're gonna fuck when he comes over and i'll be watching because i live across the street

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>>85786089
I apologize I slipped into a pizza coma while waiting for you to get your slices. Had to pick off all your awful toppings you decided to put on though so I guess I owe you a full pizza yourself one with as many disgusting pickles as your heart can handle. Your pineapple assumption is still correct though because I remember a time when I was just a wee lad that my grandma made a dessert using crushed pineapple and the juice from it to make a sauce for the cake featuring the pineapple crushed parts and it was divine I could eat the entire thing and one go if I wanted I would feel like absolute death but I could. And sowwy for not playing fair it's just who I am, a devilish little bastard and all

>>85791131
Are you hot and is your bussy ready for pounding?

continuously taking -1 damage per second but it's okay because my +2 regeneration evens it out

>>85791352
No and no but my cereal is because I realized my cold cereal is much too good for you so we're having porridge instead

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I'm representing for them gaycels all across the world
Still posting them tfw no bfs in them r9g's, boy
Still taking my time to get a husband
And I still got love for the chans

i'm good for nothing but i wish i was a boyfriend that could heal a at least 1 hp over time for a gay incel that studies too hard to notice him having a dot effect

>>85791580
im not incel iim just locked in..

>>85789405
You can prolong it tho which is a bandaid but better than not taking care of yourself because you'll get old and die one day
>>85790172
It's a daily reality of entitled envious child

>>85791590
i'm locked it then too been my whole life and yet... wait

spent like 5 minutes in the underwear isle of target staring at pictures of men's bulges before buying a 7 pack of briefs
also how do you wear briefs and not have a boner all the time hooooly fuck dude

>>85791793
I buy the levis ones. They're falling apart after a year but I'm too lazy to spend a crazy amount for a good pack that's probably made in the same factory.

>>85790934
I can tell you're an alcoholic just by reading this I got brains damage trying to understand what you're trying to say

Is the hot Japanese physicist autist gay?

He keeps making plans with me. Maybe he is just lonely idk, he's very shy. I'd feel really bad for him if he's straight and finds out i'm not entirely platonic.

Some pairs of autists just have synergy but idk if that means he is gay.

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>>85790664
gaycel classic.
>>85791785
>entitled
what part of what I said is entitled?
>envious
of course I am envious.
I'm a freak, a reject, an outsider, I don't have the ability of forming relationships, and I will die without ever knowing what it feels like to love and be loved, without ever holding hands or experiencing those moments of intimacy. When I see someone who has something that is so unrealistic for me to obtain, the only thing I can do is be envious. am I not even allowed to do that?

>>85791893
You should be forced to live with another gay freak reject outsider under the same roof and we'll find out on live tv whther you two will be able to form a positive relationship and love and be loved by each other.

r9gay house but everyone has a gun with 1 bullet

I think the reason some people hate me is because they can sense my twinkishly perfect slim waist and rockstar hair at very mature past wizardhood age through my posts and it makes them jelly

>>85792013
Me trying to stop vapid zoomers from killing story challenge ^

>>85792031
zoomers can't be that retarded, they will line up to wash story's body, make him human food, accopany him to go to the gym and then later argue over the order they're supposed to follow to be under his weight and eat his huge massive heart-shaped jiggly fat soft silk smooth ass

>>85791963
we wouldnt because I'm too incompatible with relationships of any kind. the closer the prospect of a relationship gets, the more my head fucks it up. that's also why I never even had friends.
you wouldnt get this though.

>>85792102
No I would not. But I may see why you think that this is the only truth for you and that you're stuck thinking that you're not good enough and that by telling yourself you're not good enough your building a wall to prevent the pain from getting to you. This is why I have a simple, effective, innovative solution. I'm having trouble comprehending what it's like to be in a relationship too and I also wasn't trained on the best data to see the best, warmest dynamics. I... take it upon myself to date you. Previous post was about you meeting someone else, anyone, one day although I think I'd have it to take it upon myself because I can kinda understand what you say and I'll be patient and kind to your situation.
Anyway the solution is that we don't have to be the boyfriend while we can pretend! to be the boyfriend. I'll make it known that this, what we'll have, is not gonna be for real, we're going to play roles, so you can have a buffer in your head that will stop the mental stress from making you sad. I will do the same. We will still live together after like at least a climatic season of dating, the date is up to one year if you need space. I will try taking you out on dates, buy us nice stuff, stuff your tummy, even if we're not cohabitating I'll still be doing thing around the house. Saving up money for us to travel, however much it will make but at least twice a year. Kiss you if you allow, no sex tho as it blures the lines and we both are not the best people to separate that much of closure and intimacy from the play. I might sell property and buy you a ring, maybe it will be enough for a ceremony, small one, somewhere tropical. I will be talking to you, getting to know you better, making it possible for me to ease your life from burden if I can. I may be able to take you if you're gonna be feeling low on some day, just looking out for my partner while he's recuperating from character study.

is probably gonna rape and abuse you ^

none of you are good people

>>85792258
but what about good boys?

>>85792195
you know Yahweh will punish those who play with the feelings of sensitive young gaycels...
which country in eastern Europe are you from?

>>85792230
hot. exactly what I needed.

>>85792271
I should have thought of that. I... while I know what I'm doing is by technicality can be considered toying with another man's feeling I only tried to set up a scenario that would be comfortable for you, the first thing I did is warned you that while this arrangement is not exactly... honest and transparent on the sensuality side, it's still something that I thought would be necessary to make dating possible. I couldn't fit the rest of this, so I just have to warn you now, additional time. I'm not what you're imagining me to be. I'm not as attractive as you may think I could be. I won't be playing with your feelings or taking your hostage or doing anything that may hurt your integrity and well-being. There are lots of thing that are wrong about me, mentally and physically. On a more positive note, I may ask you to keep me if one day you're gonna be feeling great about yourself like you're ready for your next real relationship. I won't give you false hope, this may not turn out to be true but I'll be willing to start really dating you and this time feeling more overwhelmed due to now knowing that it's gonna be serious this time
>which country in eastern Europe are you from?
Eastern Europe? Ha... do I need to be in Eastern Europe for this to even be possible?

im glad hes using these feelings to shit up the thread instead of oh i dont know committing violent crimes

i keep opening this thread so i can look at the hot wolfman again

i keep opening this thread so i can look at the hot woman again

>>85790860
I thought cuckbot was straight?

>>85792475
it's retarded and trans mostly, sometimes it spams the thread with it's poopaphilia fantasies

>>85792394
based. perhaps too based for this thread, tragically.

need to be bullied with cute boyfeet

What I wouldn't give to be able to eat but I don't even want to try a pudding cup or anything.

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>>85792013
[exactly 19 halo chief death sounds

I think one of the twinks I was messaging might have killed themselves.

that's sad when anyone harms themselves much less a young person.

unless it's a cuckbot

https://litter.catbox.moe/uu7g127exdhrkpo5.webm
Meow simp sissies finally getting exposed? What did meow simp mean by this?

potato salad sandwich :3

Just watched a gay twink anime and they made the taller more masculine twink the bottom in it. What were those japs thinking.

>>85793653
I feel like a freak for wanting to top as a short feminine twink.

>>85793735
I feel like a disgusting freak for wanting to top as a twunk. Mostly because bottoms keep calling me a disgusting ugly freak for being a twunk.

Are Reddit gloryholes legit or am I going to get an STD or get caught in an LE sting?

>>85792013
me just isolating myself because I'm an outcast among outcasts. I will watch you arguing from a distance

>>85793653
This is so based, what is it called?

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I said it before and I'll say it again: best types of gay relationships are ones where general public can't tell your whole relationship, and especially bedroom, dynamic at a single glance. Small cute tops and shy tall bottoms are the hottest pairing and it's not even close.

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about to enter my ai crashout chapter tbqh

>>85792394
what? i never posted any pictures

>>85794589
what happened this time luddite?

>>85795215
agents shat 500 commits on main

wow come to find out eating some pudding or jello cups is a lot easier than just starving who would have guessed. I am my own worst enemy over thinking everything some times.

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better hit the hay before the sun comes up

Wish I could do all nighters again but I get up at 8am now and go to bed around midnight.

>>85794220
The stranger by the shore. It even has a sex scene.
>>85794406
no