Stewardess, oh stewardess.
I remember watching a cheesy '90s porno movie with a pilot getting a blowjob by a stewardess on a plane, and he said, "Now I see why they call these the friendly skies!"
>>22102299not enough filter. I can almost see her face still
>>22102320sluts
>>22102319The dream
>>22102504Fucking lovely
first class service should include oral sex
>>22102352Hot bitch
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>>22102320What's this? Did they go into the stwedardness machine and they Pop out all looking like that?
>>22102293All flight attendants should be female, less than 20% body fat, white, Asian, or Hispanic, between the ages of 18-45, and should not be permitted to wear shoes on the flights. Also, skirts only, and the skirts must be less than 12” below the hip.
>>22102930Yours doesn't?
>>22104132wtf noI'm getting scammed
>>22104040Not anymore. They are mostly fat, black, gay men, or old. They have mostly even stopped wearing hose and heels. Cute young grills don't have to work in 2024. t.business traveler
>>22105378I had a little hottie for a ORD-LAX flight recently but yeah, generally it's slim pickings.
>>22102293Air hostesses in the 1950s were sexier.
>>22102293The petite ones are the best as you can fit them inside handluggage.
>>22107002Always a negress to spoil things...
>>22107332Always a racist here to spoil the fun
>>22102721Hnnng! Imagine all these nyloned stewardess's feet smell after a long flight
>>22107921Whelp, thread's over. Feet people ruin goddamn everything.
i wonder how much fucking there is, i bet lot of between pilots and stewardess not so much for male ones seeing they are mostly male only crews i keep seeing when flying
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>>22109016woman in a nutshell
>>22109004>thread's overOk then, time for you to fuck off. Btw imagine the aroma while you go, maybe it will make you straight
>>22109005>spend years to become an airline pilot and score qt stewardesses>by the time you get there it's only gay male stewards on your crew because all the cute girls became onlyfans whores insteadgrim
Does anyone have the pics of the United pilot that went around these boards maybe 5 years ago? Short, brunette, some in uniform, some nude?
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>>22102293Well this is just fucking great - the last time I was on a flight, I got served by a fugly, pint-sized faggot, with eyeliner.
>>22114999ive only been on a korea air flight with a 4+ looks stewardess. ive been on a million international flights too. the worst are any american carrier, usually an actual faggot or a fat sheboon. I wonder what it was like flying in the 70s when some things were still good.
>>22105378Agreed the US is disgusting now that attractive women can monetize their looks online and don’t need a job. European short haul flights have plenty of 22 year old slim hotties with rocking bodies that even flirt with you but god forbid there is ever a real emergency because they are dumb as rocks.
>>22107360Faggot
>>22109682This. Also today a pilot sleeping with a stewardess will be fired for exploiting his authority. The 20th century must have been a great time to be a pilot though. My dad was a doctor and all the nurses through their pussies at him back then.
>>22109289That’s some Russian whore in a middle eastern manlet’s private jet. Not a stewardess really.
>>22107360tell us you havent been on an american airline without telling us. retard.>>22118007what the fuck retarded take is this? ive fucked 3 flight attendants with 0 repercussions. you can fuck your co workers like in any other job.
>>22109008'twas a different time
>>22118008She is though>>22109277>>22109273
>>22118806Forgot pic
>>22118011Inbred village mutt
>>22118828Imagine the suction... of that engine
>>22118013Name?
>>22123568Love LaraKik or disc?
>>22105378>>22105378not true, i am an airline pilot 80% of the FA's are under the age of 25 and hot as fuck.
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>>22123568
>>22112817
Hong Kong Airlines
>>22126432
HK Express
>>22126434
Cathay Pacific
>>22126436
VietJet
>>22126438
Air China
>>22126440
Citilink (Indonesia)
Garuda Indonesia
>>22126444
Batik Air
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We don't say stewardesses. We say flight-attendants.
>>22128031Cabin Crew is a more common term here.
>>22131474>holding pent up farts during the whole 12h flight>BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....brap!
>>22132137Eh, it's not hard to fart in the seat cushion without getting noticed, so that fantasy is not too feasible. Now smelling that seat cushion after the flight, on the other hand...
>>22130683fun storyI knew her facebook and she was so pissed that the photo leaked and was being posted around.
>>22114630These sluts are Virgin crew
