Fit, sexy, outdoorsy milf. Can be outdoors, but not necessary. The kind of milf that's more attractive than average, boats, off-roads, goes to the gym, 4th of July, etc. Shorts shorts, bikinis, yoga pants, abs or hour glass, nice tits.
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>>22114257I keep having these dreams that I have a mom like this and we start fucking. It's driving me crazy.
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>>22114357Shut up and post the porn, fucking retard.
>>22114357>>22114361u 'avin a stroke m8
>>22114262Wow, that turdcutter is blown out. Would tongue pierce this shit pipe if you catch my drift.
>>22114607Isn't that what I'm doing making this thread?
Blessed thread, except this post >>22114258
>>22115289Lol why the fuck not? It's why I made this thread. I got hella Oedipus.
>>22115375Kys, dump all your milfs first of course.
>>22115568Open your eyes. Be honest with yourself and accept why you truly love milfs. You want to call them mommy while they stroke your hair and tell you everything will be okay. You want to suckle their nipples while driving your penis deep into the womb that created you, told how proud she is of you. You want to return the gratitude you have for her sacrifice 10 fold into her wet pussy.
>>22115329wat she doing
>>22115914In an abstract, non-Oedipan way, I want to spank and rub mommy's butt and fuck and make her cum over and over, yeah. I'm a good boy.
>>22116175Do I want to fuck my own mom? I dunno, sometimes. But do I fantasize that a fit, sexy milf is my real mom and I fuck her on a camping trip pulling over and the side of the road and pulling her shorts down while I bend her over the seat of my jeep and fuck her brains out? All the time.
Bro I'm just a contractor who sees a lot of milfs in the rich part of town. I also love tall girl threads cuz I see these volleyball baddies around and wonder what they look like naked not everyone is a fucking psycho. Keep dumping the porn though.
>>22116205Yeah, hot as fuck. Can't wait to call a woman "mommy".
>>22114259convervative women have a traditional look and certainly don't have tattoos and fake tits.
>>22114258Faggot
>>22116501>dreaming about having sex with women is gayKill yourself.
>>22114256Where can I meet some MILFs at? I had a GILF suck my cock at the hotel the other day. She wasn't that hot but she was definitely dick hungry
>>22116903Tinder, Hinge, Bumble. I spent my 20's banging milfs, banged well over 100. It's an art. I love older women. Post smiling pictures, seem mature and competent but not boring. Set your profile so your age is 40+. You will likely get banned at some point for doing this, but just be aware. Your success rate will be 10x higher, so no way around it. It's a numbers game. You'll probably have low success at first, but my formula was always sending "hey beautiful :) how's your day so far?" When they respond, answer whatever they might ask and immediately in another message say "have you ever dated younger?" Whatever they respond just say "I'm *25* (or whatever your real age might be), I typically date older women."Most women will respond some iteration of "I've dated younger before" or "you lied in your profile", this is when you respond with "sorry I'm not trying to lie, it's just that the app won't show me women in my preferred range unless I push my age up. And I very much only date older women. I try to be upfront as soon as we match."Some will become hostile or cut it off right here, others need a little convincing, some will move on like nothing out of the ordinary. The latter two will inevitably ask "so why do you date older women?" I always respond with "confidence, maturity, better chemistry, deeper connection and much higher sex drive. To name and few." Type it out so it doesn't just look like you're copy pasting. Some women will say "so it's a sex thing" and you'll say "no, but the sex is much, much better with older women." While others will say (or be thinking it) "that sounds just like me!" This is how you know you've got a win. Just don't autism too hard and carry a conversation for a minute, then move immediately to text. The faster you get to text, the sooner you'll bang. Some tips: older women typically despise sending nudes. They're insecure, and that's fine. But they're also more forward. You'll likely bang that night.
>>22116993Honestly I love older women. Consider dating one. They're vastly more interesting, easy going, horny, easier to read and less emotionally driven than younger women. You trade baggage though. They don't cause needless drama like younger women or never know what they want, they won't lose interest as easily or argue all the time. But most have kids or exes that can cause problems. Though most kids are a lot more accepting and understanding than their mom thinks they'll be. I still chat occasionally with a couple bros I met while banging their moms semi-regularly. Remember that these are human beings and not a cum receptacle for your lustful thoughts. She already took a chance talking to you despite common sense telling her not to, and she'll feel twice as used and depressed than younger women when you fuck around with her heart, because she'll feel the massive shame and embarrassment of "I told you so" from her conscience and people close to her. Just be honest and upfront, don't lie to get into bed with her. And don't get in your own head about the age gap, take her out to dinner and treat her like arm candy. Don't be embarrassed to show her off. Don't treat her like a temporary thing. Don't feel like you need to hide her from people and don't make excuses, just be honest and tell people "I think she's hot, we get along really well, I am an adult and don't owe you an explanation."I'm married to a girl that's the coolest girl I've ever met, she's 3 years younger. But if I wouldn't have met her, I absolutely would have married a woman over 40. They're sexy as shit and it's even hotter in person than you've built up in your head. That's why I make these threads lol.
>>22116370Lol have you ever been to Utah or the Bible belt? Half of Texas has fake tits. I've banged like every religious mom in my city, maybe 10% don't have a boob job.
>>22114271I love her bush.
>>22117004Idk man I'm a 25 year old technical virgin. Dated a hungup girl about a year when I was like 22, never went past lousy 3rd base attempts.
>>22117005sad. many such cases.
>>22117005How did you manage to bang them? Did you approach them or no?
>>22116993I'm 32 plus Tinder checks IDs now
>>22117214Use an American number from a voip and you don't need ID (some voip don't work with tinder so try a few).
>>22117201Mostly Tinder. But milfs are easy as shit. They still expect the same effort as men put in pre-woke era, so they're receptive to it. If you approach in person it's really just being cool and complimenting them and being pretty forward. They're quick to reject because they get caught off guard more easily, they're not as used to getting hit on as younger girls. But if you learn to push past and make them laugh they're super easy compared to younger girls. I'm also 6'1 and I was a pretty attractive dude in my 20's, so not sure how well other guys would fare.
>>22117184Just get fit, get abs. If you're somewhat in shape, you already have every dude over 35 beat. I fucking loved milfs, man. You should date one. >>22117161Dude I love bush so god damn much. I despise the culture that made them start shaving. Full bush though, anything less looks gross but big full bush looks so primal and erotic.
>no Billi Bardot
She is so sexy. That underboob tease driving me insane
>>22117461Thank you for your answer.
>>22114342>missing the lake>it's literally right next to herWomen are helpless.
>>22117460I already have an account though lol
>>22117591So delete it and make a new one. Or sign out and make a new one. Or use another app. Jesus Christ, do I have to walk you through this? You can also make an account online in your browser through a US based proxy, using a Google voice number (sometimes works) or other voip. Make sure to pay with a different card than your other account. Don't link Facebook. If you're really desperate, try Plenty of Fish or another app that isn't swipe based. You don't *have* to put your age higher, but you'll see maybe 20% of women over 40 and they're already going to be bombarded by men in their 20's.
>>22117548For sure. Honestly older women are more forgiving and understanding, they're receptive. Just strike up a conversation about something in their basket at the grocery store or mention something about them you like and go from their. At the very least they act flattered that you'd notice them, so it's not the same rejection as younger women that make you want to kys for even talking to them.
>>22117787okay, thanks
>>22116993Do they like autists? I'm a /fit/ 8/10 but I couldn't pull off a confident act for very long. My only chance is they like me for what I am.
>>22118428What board are we on? Obviously they like autists or I'd still be a virgin.
Seems to me like it's 3 times easier to get up her asshole once she hits 35 or 40. If you like anal, you should really look into the older chicks.
>>22117470>Billi BardotShe's gone man.
>>22121466She’s probably only 25
>>22114258She is beautiful, if only she hadn't gotten tattoos though.
>>22114257So pretty.
>>22121758She would be pleased to hear that but she is 37 and a mom of 2
>>22121883Care to share her handles/sauce? Would love to keep up with her content
>>22120629If you tongue her butthole she will eventually let you fuck it. But it may take 3 or four times first. Women love a tongue in their rectum while you strum their clit.
>>22121919Sorry no doxxing allowed
onegoodbumblee, she posts on Reddit and definitely gets off on being seen doing filthy stuff, but hardly posts at all... probably hasn't posted a nsfw pic or even a sfw one in about 18 months
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>>22121736>42lmao
I don’t mind when my husband breast feeds
MURIKA
Cheating married milf OC
>>22125026I see, that Murika will not mercy you, if you don't satisfy her cruelly.
long before it was hip:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_26VzGcZK0
>>22124624show us your ass
>>22121736That's a rough 42. I'd have guessed late 50's. For say a 59yo she'd be ok.
>>22120845Nice, do you have more?
>>22129233>ai slopneck yourself
