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First reply, I just broke this threads hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.

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>>11468615
It’s a dude, faggot

lol I've never had sex

>>11468617
I can make sex in you. I’m handsome and respectful.

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>>11468617

>>11468617
ive only had gay sex

waht is with his hair in the second picture

>>11468611
Sex

>>11468611
Fuck even im guilty of being a whore when im sad *ques Billie eilish* "i just need you for the oxytocin!"

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>>11468912
because you said ‘oxycontin’, i shall link a sketch from the comedy troupe ‘Whitest Kids U’ Know’ that contains the said word ‘oxycontin’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q0cp4b9pvg

>>11468914
anon actually said "oxytocin," not "oxycontin." good sketch though! rip trevor

>>11468617
>>11468817
17 in a row 0_0

>>11468611
I have slutty thoughts like that all the time but I'm extremely socially anxious so I'll probably never live them out lole

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11469289
get drugged up

>>11469289
and you shouldn't
lost of big, bad scary men out there
also anal wreaks physical havoc which you will never recover from, i became disgusted with it and only like oral now

>>11469293
>lost of big, bad scary men out there
quit turning him on lol

i wish i could have gay sex with my partner but they're so far away qwq

>>11469292
>>11469293
This feels like one of those shows where an angel and devil on my shoulders tell me what to do.
Jokes aside, I am in a happy relationship now and have talked with my bf about maybe having him and a few other guys fucking me at the same time or taking turns.
He said he does not really want to share me because I belong to him and I'm happy with that when I think about it, being just one dude's property feels nice....

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>>11469312
that's good anon, being a slut isn't worth it but being in a loving relationship with someone who cares about you is

>>11469314
you can be both !! i love my partner

>>11469314
yeah, I do hope these slutty thoughts disappear once we actually start living together.
I'm in a similar situation as >>11469309

>>11469312
do not betray real love for a dopamine high, sex is a very strong spiritual psychic connection and that would only fucke things up

>>11469322
but having slutty thoughts is fun! i get that it's not for everyone, but my partner says that they would like sharing me sometimes. if you or he is into ownership you could characterize it as him 'showing off his property' or something like that. i'm sure there's a way for everyone to feel satisfied

>>11469330
I mean, he did say he'd be open to have a threesome (or more) if the other guys/gals are subs.
Idk, he just isn't to keen on someone else using my holes

Anything you want to tell the person that drew this comic?

>>11469551
you're pretty epic and hope your transition is going well

>>11469551
go down the road not across the street

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11469551
make more magick grooming comics

I'm a guy and am considered above attraction. I could have as much sex as i want with fat chicks but i dont really want to.

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