[s4s] - if you had to marry a meal which would it be? i'd - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

05/07/24(Tue)13:58:11 No.11490197

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Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)13:58:11 No.11490197 Archived

if you had to marry a meal which would it be?
i'd choose a Thüringer Rostbratwurst for obvious reasons

Anonymous
05/07/24(Tue)14:05:05 No.11490209

Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)14:05:05 No.11490209

Cheese fries w/ bacon from Cheddar’s :)

Anonymous
05/07/24(Tue)14:19:08 No.11490239

Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)14:19:08 No.11490239

>>11490209
i can get behind the cheese lube but square shaped inch long sticks?

Anonymous
05/07/24(Tue)19:54:36 No.11490842

Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)19:54:36 No.11490842

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>>11490197
Picture of OP and Thüringer Rostbratwurst on their wedding day

Anonymous
05/07/24(Tue)19:57:13 No.11490851

Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)19:57:13 No.11490851

germans are such a silly bunch of people

Anonymous
05/07/24(Tue)20:02:09 No.11490869

Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)20:02:09 No.11490869

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>>11490197
Corn flakes and milk
I want a simple, humble wife who will always be there for me. Someone I can wake up to every day and never be tired of them. Someone wholesome, someone that's good for me. Not someone sugary or salty that might make me happy for a few minutes and that I'll quickly get tired of and will slowly kill me from the inside. No. Honest, simple, wholesome corn flakes. That's the wife for me.

Anonymous
05/07/24(Tue)20:22:35 No.11490942

Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)20:22:35 No.11490942

>>11490869
imagine your dick inside cold milk going *crunch*

Tico Karl
05/07/24(Tue)20:25:16 No.11490950

Tico Karl 05/07/24(Tue)20:25:16 No.11490950

>>11490197
KFC coleslaw

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)01:02:47 No.11491337

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)01:02:47 No.11491337

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I Love Bratwurst!

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)10:40:01 No.11491878

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)10:40:01 No.11491878

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does a cigarette and a coffee/monster ultra and a multivitamin count as a meal

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)10:46:10 No.11491885

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)10:46:10 No.11491885

>>11490869
corn flakes were invented to stop masturbation, would your wife also be a hot femme domme and deny you to touch yourself?

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)10:51:44 No.11491894

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)10:51:44 No.11491894

>>11490842
>that tongue

Your fortune: Average Luck

happy thoughts
05/08/24(Wed)11:09:30 No.11491910

happy thoughts 05/08/24(Wed)11:09:30 No.11491910

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kung pao chicken is the only reason I forgive le chinese for the quarantine

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)11:16:10 No.11491917

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)11:16:10 No.11491917

Pizza

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)11:49:48 No.11491955

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)11:49:48 No.11491955

>>11491910
them jav thighs my guy
>>11491917
shit's flat and smells like cheese

"The_Trainee"
05/08/24(Wed)11:52:32 No.11491956

"The_Trainee" 05/08/24(Wed)11:52:32 No.11491956

>>11490197
there are no hot doggos without les bread

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)14:00:24 No.11492204

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)14:00:24 No.11492204

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Bread and Cheese.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)14:02:04 No.11492211

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)14:02:04 No.11492211

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Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)14:16:47 No.11492246

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)14:16:47 No.11492246

>>11492204
I'd take that loaf raw

"The_Trainee"
05/08/24(Wed)14:17:50 No.11492248

"The_Trainee" 05/08/24(Wed)14:17:50 No.11492248

>>11490197
Mary canned beans (black)

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)14:39:56 No.11492287

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)14:39:56 No.11492287

>>11490197
id choos g8rh8r

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)14:59:24 No.11492324

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)14:59:24 No.11492324

>>11492246
We like to appreciate good bread

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)15:56:21 No.11492450

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)15:56:21 No.11492450

>>11491894
Did you just quote Siegmund Fraud

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)17:33:47 No.11492582

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)17:33:47 No.11492582

>>11491878
sure

Anonymous
05/08/24(Wed)23:07:54 No.11493169

Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)23:07:54 No.11493169

>>11490197
Army stew. Always good even with few things, great worth lots of things, good cold, warm, or hot.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

welive4
05/08/24(Wed)23:11:03 No.11493173

welive4 05/08/24(Wed)23:11:03 No.11493173

>>11490197
Probably soem sorta fried catfish meal, or maybe walleye, they r both my favorite fishes to eet and also catch ^-^ mmm or lemon pepper catfishe ooomm yum