Honestly I enjoy giving my dildo sloppy blowjobs, jerking it off imagining I'm getting bukkaked and frotting it more than putting it up my butt, no gross clean up afterwards.Thinking about buying a second one so I can dual wield.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11608365you better hope you have at least 16 dexterity
>>11608367what if I end up liking it too much and I end up with 4 dildos that I use all at once, one for my butt, one to succ on and two to front and jerk off like i'm being spit roasted or something uumphh
>>11608412why are you so slutty? lol
>>11608415You're being a baka hentai!!
>>11608415Yuji no!! This is a gay man, not a woman!!
>>11608415idk it looks like fun in doujins and I get really lewded up when I try it irl, it doesn't help that I was self inserting as the girl already
>>11608430You really get hard just by sucking a dildo and imagining yourself as the girlYea that's lewder than papa Nurgles pox
>>11608428lol
>>11608433I shall go back to my cauldron and perfect my god-pox!!!
vampire plant
>>11608433I want [s4s] to fill all my holes and ravage my body!!
>>11608436https://voca.ro/1bUnMdzXGmtH
>>11608440
>>11608441pitcher plant
>>11608365get well soon
>>11608436https://voca.ro/1bb7LCYxji6v
>>11608436Bleh!
>>11608365you need a boyfriend
>>11608412This reminds me of an ancient cryptic image long forgotten to time
>>11608460oooo boyfriend
do not let the tomoko image fool you.it is not a woman posting this thread.it is a man like pic related.he is ramming a hunk of plastic up his feces hole.he is ramming a hunk of plastic in his cavity filled rotting mouth
>>11608483what if he's a femboy
>>11608484even worse
>>11608492wdym? femboys are comfy af
>>11608483it's soft TPE material not plastic, firm and unyielding but soft enough to flop around you can nuzzle it because it has a strong suction cup on it, you can stick it on any wall but I like the shower personally
>>11608528thermoPLASTIC elastomer
>>11608529Elastonmer ..that's a word?
>>11608532Ooo that's a word. In fact it's a word I didn't know!
>>11608532I couldve figured from elast it was a word but..
my butt is still sore from fubging myself vigorously with a dildo for a whole hour last night I couldn't find my p spot :(
>>11608570It's like 5 inches in. Keep pounding yourselfYou'll know you're hitting it. When you feel the urge to pee
i wish i were trans. i bought a dildo and tried it for 5 hours and felt absolutely nothing. i ordered estrogen online and took it and developed horrible reverse dysphoria after 4 weeks. it just wasn't meant to be
>>11608580i felt the urge to poop when I went fast enoughi've gotten to the p orgasm before so idk what happened last time, maybe because this time I didnt touch my bepor at all while last time I was rock hard fapping and dildo riding.
>>11608585It's okay to be A manNever let anyone tell you othery
>>11608587You need to enema before u do that stuff...Ass play feels wayyy better than jerking off
>>11608585estrogen suppresses your sex drive of course you got reverse dysphoria, you're a man in body and soul, you're supposed to get progesterone, that's the hormone that puts women in heat, it works on men too and you don't have to transition or go trans or do anything weird
>>11608601does it anything else? what r the sides?
>>11608684supposedly it amps up breast growth if paired with estrogen but new age monotherapy trannies think that's a myth and there aren't any benefits, only sexual ones so they don't recommend it for HRT anymoreIt gives softer skin and hair and is regularly on more extreme youthmaxxing regimens along with 5 alpha reductase inhibitors but it will also toy with your emotions, people have described crying at movies when they never could before, also the being in heat thing, I would be careful about playing with hormones recreationally tho, if you take too much you it suppresses making sperm, it's not permanent tho
Why can't you ppl be normal
>>11608601Puts women in heat??
>>11608739Whats funny is they larp at abnormality I'm truly abnornal hahÃ
