On one hand I want toOn the other hand, I'm scared to death
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem Unless youre attempting to summon demons. In which case I can help
>>11610701Yeah
>>11610701this is nice boardYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11610703yesss
>>11610701Ok I'll have sex with you bury nice girl wearing that plaid skirt with the black pantyhose i am living in pretty dire conditions but i feel like you might enjoy it here after u finish crying
>>11610701Want to what?
>>11610708First we gotta find a goat then slit it'd throat. Then we must take it's horns and adorn ourselves with themIt's very convoluted.
>>11610712And then whatLeave offerings instead hes still going to get pissed off if you disturb him
>>11610712This is why I prefer paganism. The rituals are simple and clean. Satanism has a bunch of bells n whistles
>>11610718Again why I prefer paganism. Satan will want something in return for you summoning him
>>11610720Really that's not what satanism is about.. read the lore the jews gave you. is there any evidence that this is going to work out?
>>11610723Actually I've read almost every religious tome imaginable and Satanism is about freedom and sense of autonomy as opposed to weird cultist rituals and bloodlettings
>>11610722Yeah like unto start bleeding because u should have known better about what suicide was and inam never in the mood to look at you with that thing or have you and your retarded friends ask me questions in space or whatever it is you think is happeningLeave a note at the altar with something i like, like your 3 year old daughters drawing of you, or some cool rocks, or I don't know what. You think about it without disturbing me.Everyone else is going to kill themselves to prove something.
the best way to invoke satan is to live a pure and righteous life then he’ll have had enough of your bs and possess you himself
I'm no biblical scholar but to my understanding Lucifer pulled a Horus Lupercal where he forsook his "father's" teachings and took them into his own hands
>>11610724Yeah again alaester Crowley is full of shit i think its mostly about rejecting the gay lazer and not making people kill themselvesWhoever wrote that whole book can get out and he can use his own name
>>11610711not be alonego outmeet peopledo stuff
I'm the definition of hedonism and blasphemy but I do "respect" religion By respecting I mean laugh at how it gave us a millennia of war, phage, and mental domination.
>>11610732Yeah we can do it i have nice manners when im not threatening to kill everybody in the whole world for whatever that is
I've said this before but as a drunkard I often repeat myself but the only religions I agree with is Buddhism(not a religion) Shinto, Zoroastrianism and because I'm a creepy white boy PaganismI loathe the main 3.
>>11610738ur autistic af lmao
>>11610746Actually I'm very intelligent I was tested in middle school and my IQ test turned out as "very bright"Unfortunately I'm mentally ill and hate living so yea guess I'm autistic
>>11610703thank you sir
preforming a ritulel
>>11610766>>11610722>>11610711unchecked dubbies!!Your fortune: Good Luck
Hey guis what is this thread about?
>>11611831I think we're trying to summon an s4s succubus.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
