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>>11615376are you okay?
>>11615378
that boy tell you what
sometimes pooping feels like opening a tough pickle jar
>>11615466Meant to respond to >>11615380
LOOOOOOOL
>>11615466Idk why people sit and shit for upwards half an hour I can just squat and blow it out within 20 seconds Ahh yess I love a nice relaxing morning of sittting on a bacterial vector and smelling my own shit for half an hour..
>>11615566(sick double dubs)Your asshole must be exceptionally oddly shaped or looseI am incapable of just shooting it all out like that
>>11615575I think my pelvic floor muscles are strong from years of doing kegals. Dunno I'm not a shit doctor (gastroenterologist)Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11615584I have strong kegals too but in my pussy, even 2 fingers are hard to fit inSorry you got bad luck but good job on the butthole genetics