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Fun fact: chinks are illiterate. They just draw these little squiggly lines everywhere and pretend that it's a real language.
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>>11646232
(Angery Ching chonge noises)
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china: oJOoJ4
israel: Ddip'DPIP
thailand: EAm-EAan
what is wrong with these people? they make somalia look reasonable
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fun fact: all language written, spoken, typed and even conceived is a curse
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Kockerr Kollerr

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11646244
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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Cocaine Cola
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fake as hell language they're making it up as they go
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>>11647081
はい
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>>11647081
>progressing further into the void of social construct that is time.

>be muh america piece of shidddd
>lost & sinking with a dwindling language
>declare to everyone online SUBS>DUBS
>listen to K-Pop 2 fit in
>forget favorite radio station number
>sitting in drive thru trying to remember all of my order
>"Welcome to shitty rice kung-poa day old cat mixed w/ cow from mexico orange wok chiken express, wut UU have order prease."
>shout "Learn american dumb Jap!"
>"Oh and I would have number 4, #6, #2, number..."
>suddenly remember favorite radio station!
>"...Your NOW DIALED 2EW!!1 ONE HUNDRED & EIGHT POiNT SiXxX The BURBZ Fa-Fa-Fa-FAAaaVOURITE BLACKED MAGA MUSIC BOPPERZZ!!
>immediately [SLEEPER AGENT SEQUENCE INITIALIZING...]
>step on gas
>still in drive thru
>slam into car infront of you
>Israeli immigrants
>Give government issued salute
>Proceed to wait in line at drive thru as if you ordered and nothing happened.
>Realize line isn't moving...
>Fav song is on the radio
>Bop head and think about getting GED
>Government assignment complete.
>End up working at that same Restaurant three months later.

and then history repeats itself anon...



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