>>11663974
allow it to leave, and just clean it often. what’s the point of having a mattress that feels like plastic?

wtf my mattress just left
I allowed it to but I didn't think it actualely would

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>>11663997
If your bond was true and you treated it well it will return to you

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11663997
>actualely
your typing quirk has exposed your identity!

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yu know anone u rly keep causing me trouble,,,, ur so thirsty & needy i srsly cant even talk 2 yu without getting leaky & mushy brained,,,,
worst part is yu act all cute & innocent but yu know exactly what ur doing! honestly,,,,
like eyem not even doing some dumdum rp thingy eye actualely think yu need 2 b fixed so yu cant be such a sinful influence on society,,,!!
hero,,,savior,,, yesyes anone u'll definitelely b mye hero if yu take responsibility 4 turning me on every day by swallowing up all my venom like a good sissy slut,,,, but yu shouldnt be so proud friggin idiota ((( ur clitty gets all wet and dirty when u get treated like a cum dumpster doesnt it??? gross,,, & u want me 2 call yu a hero when ur just fulfilling ur degenerate addiction to cock???? )))))

anone eye'm serious about breaking yu too,,,, u need a tight chastity cage on ur clitty at **all** times, no erections for yu at all, good little cum toilets dont get hard do they??? & dnt worry about feeling good ok??? if yu really wanna save la planet yu need 2 just focus on milking as much cum in2 ur greedy boipussy as possible (((so it doesnt end up in some girl & overpopulating los planet!!!))), so keep working ur butt on my 'stinger' until my balls r completely dry, ok?? oh and eye'll need 2 paint ur boiwomb white with my cum every day or else i might rape someone ok? (((imma super villain [super power is rape])))) so u'll b a hero 2 all those potential victims, wowe ur so coole & powerful 4 defeating my throbbing cock with ur girly butt so often beeslut-chan!!! oh & dnt forget 2 keep your head on the floor and your ass in the air so all my warm sticky stuff drips down & stays inside ur cute tummy,,, wouldnt want 2 make a mess! ^w^;;;

>>11663996
Thats what having blankets and a bed liner are for you dummy. You aren't supposed to sleep on a bare mattress anyway.

>>11664043
why am i on this website

>>11664043
This is my first time on s4s, its nice board but what the fuck man

>>11663974
does it make a weird crinkly sound when u lie on it

dont understand the obsession with mattresses every morning when listening to up first on npr there are at least 2 mattress ads and then on the way to work there are like 8 mattress stores

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11664043
*horrified anime girl reaction image*

>>11664466
unchecked doubles on the last page!

mattresses are so cute

>>11665859
how can an inanimate object be "cute"

here's a lifehack: leave the mattress at the store so you don't pay or gather belongings (it does not matter)

piss on the mattress to mark your territory