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seuss
07/26/24(Fri)13:17:38 No.11665364
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seuss 07/26/24(Fri)13:17:38 No.11665364
I will NEVER be funny.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)13:21:45 No.11665368
Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)13:21:45 No.11665368
do you speak Swiss
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Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)13:22:40 No.11665370
Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)13:22:40 No.11665370
nobody finds me funny they just laugh at my autism
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seuss
07/26/24(Fri)13:25:34 No.11665373
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)13:25:34 No.11665373
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>>11665370
>WE HAVE YOUR FOOD
>WE KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU MAKE
>AND WE KNOW YOUR COCK SIZE
>THERE IS NOOOO ESCAPE FROM THE DELI

https://youtu.be/UqmUxkRPBS0

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
seuss
07/26/24(Fri)13:28:06 No.11665374
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)13:28:06 No.11665374
>>11665368
A little bit.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)13:29:14 No.11665376
Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)13:29:14 No.11665376
>>11665373
slapping a fat autistic ass

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
seuss
07/26/24(Fri)13:36:17 No.11665384
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)13:36:17 No.11665384
>>11665376
i CANNOT be more autistic and funny than this

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
seuss
07/26/24(Fri)13:45:15 No.11665390
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)13:45:15 No.11665390
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I will NEVER be funny!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>
seuss
07/26/24(Fri)13:59:45 No.11665407
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)13:59:45 No.11665407
Overwatch 2 coaching tips pls

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)14:03:26 No.11665412
Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)14:03:26 No.11665412
>>11665407
understand spacing
dont not understand spacing
dont die
communicate good
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hitori
07/26/24(Fri)14:20:45 No.11665431
hitori 07/26/24(Fri)14:20:45 No.11665431
>>meanwhile in India
they have marriages which make that majority of lil filthy indian/jewelsan easy prey for conversion thru funniest conversional controversy on the vertically contrary of things
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Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)14:22:07 No.11665433
Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)14:22:07 No.11665433
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>>11665384
>>11665376
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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hitori
07/26/24(Fri)14:23:07 No.11665436
hitori 07/26/24(Fri)14:23:07 No.11665436
>>11665431
>>>and quote who needs computers and internet to be that smart...
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seuss
07/26/24(Fri)14:26:02 No.11665441
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)14:26:02 No.11665441
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>>11665412
These are good tips, pretty soon, 40 year old Ashe will be my waifu.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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seuss
07/26/24(Fri)14:30:28 No.11665446
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)14:30:28 No.11665446
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>>11665441
I wish I had a cheese gorlfren

https://youtu.be/QUEYjScQldE
https://youtu.be/TNhfehPLsM0

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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seuss
07/26/24(Fri)14:34:54 No.11665453
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)14:34:54 No.11665453
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>>11665431
There are lots of ways to hustle...

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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tea fren
07/26/24(Fri)14:44:03 No.11665472
tea fren 07/26/24(Fri)14:44:03 No.11665472
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>>11665431
>meanwhile in India

*sitar drone and tabla drums begin*

the weapon that breaks you will be the same weapon that heals you. if you are on this path you were not placed there of your own accord. the journey is arduous and fraught with peril.
it is akin to entering a dark forest on a moonless night. the senses take time to adjust. as you follow along the path you begin to sense the movements of night creatures around you.
properly attuned you will feel the rustle of the leaves and know it was a bird ruffling it's feathers in the branches. each lifeform has it's own energy. whether bird or tiger your mind will alert you so always be on your guard. the end of the path is liberation. it may come quickly or slowly. but it will always come.

put another way, being out in deep ocean is not the time to stop swimming.

ganbaru

-_-

*sip*

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
seuss
07/26/24(Fri)14:45:42 No.11665474
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)14:45:42 No.11665474
>>11665472
this is some secret of the golden flower shit

Your fortune: Average Luck
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tea fren
07/26/24(Fri)14:53:03 No.11665487
tea fren 07/26/24(Fri)14:53:03 No.11665487
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What are the beliefs of a Sadhu?

A sadhu cannot bear to see others sorrowful. He never harms any living thing.Jan 29, 2021
https://www.thehindu.com › faith
Qualities of a sadhu - The Hindu

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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tea fren
07/26/24(Fri)14:56:33 No.11665501
tea fren 07/26/24(Fri)14:56:33 No.11665501
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>>11665474

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)17:44:27 No.11665737
Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)17:44:27 No.11665737
>>11665364
nobody on this board is funny so you're in good company
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seuss
07/26/24(Fri)17:44:57 No.11665740
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)17:44:57 No.11665740
>>11665737
gyatt damn

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)17:47:08 No.11665744
Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)17:47:08 No.11665744
>>11665737
>t. someone without a sense of humor or brains

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)17:50:04 No.11665751
Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)17:50:04 No.11665751
>>11665744 (dubs)
who is this retard quoting?
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seuss
07/26/24(Fri)17:53:03 No.11665762
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)17:53:03 No.11665762
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>>11665751
...

The Bible?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)18:10:12 No.11665791
Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)18:10:12 No.11665791
>>11665762
Correct Jesus specifically.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
seuss
07/26/24(Fri)18:17:59 No.11665805
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)18:17:59 No.11665805
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>>11665791
I had no idea you were so religious...

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
seuss
07/26/24(Fri)18:57:38 No.11665872
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)18:57:38 No.11665872
ASIAN GORL is coming to GUT you like a piggy

https://youtu.be/xA7YHbwwNus

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
seuss
07/26/24(Fri)22:22:17 No.11666193
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)22:22:17 No.11666193
>>11665872
The ASIAN GORL was not confirmed for Mortal Kombat...

This is the worst timeline.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)22:31:02 No.11666197
Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)22:31:02 No.11666197
>>11665737
The problem is, anon, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
seuss
07/26/24(Fri)22:32:58 No.11666198
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)22:32:58 No.11666198
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>>11666197
I will NEVER be funny.

https://youtu.be/oXTO2a9sNpg

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
07/26/24(Fri)22:37:04 No.11666205
Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)22:37:04 No.11666205
>>11666197
pffffftttttttt............... BAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
seuss
07/26/24(Fri)22:47:48 No.11666218
seuss 07/26/24(Fri)22:47:48 No.11666218
>>11666205
>wanted ASIAN GORL for dinner, got Hindi food.

Just my luck!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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