why did God make me maIe ughhhhhh you IiteraIIy cant buttfuck somebody without getting shitdick
>>11703354Sex is a gift from God to be enjoyed in the context of a heterosexual monogamous marriage and sodomy is wrong
>>11703358DUDE ITS NOT ABOUT THE BOWELS ITS THE POSITION
>>11703354Take an enema to clean out your butthole. Fasting all day with juice cleansers also helps. If you're lazy then just buy a condom.
honestly most people aren't gay they just get to a place where they smoke weed and have really low standards and want a fancier way to masturbate. if you make yourself look better via diet and exercise, have strength of confidence and the ability to choose from women 99% of "gays" will choose that instead of a shit filled asshole don't (you) me
I DONRT WANT A PENIS IF I CANT PUT IT IN AN ASS KILL ME NOW
>>11703358>Sex is a gift from God
>>11703354unironically skill issueYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11703372lole trufax
>>11703361okay but you'd totally screw a shitless ass given the opportunity wouldnt you?
>>11703354hahbro got the mulligan dickYour fortune: Better not tell you now