LOL
>>11765692hi
>>11765692when there's no one else to blame it
>>11765698please
>>11765705if u ask nicely
>>11765700js blame it on someone random
>>11765719P-Please?
>>11765733okayy
>>11765737Thanks
>>11765692please dont do thatyoure a namefig but you certainly dont deserve deathdrink a glass of milk and keep going!!Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11765722 dubsthat's what are dubs made for
>>11765752Please be right
>>11765835a glass of milk can give you all you need to continue ontrust me on this one
>>11765692I’d do it for you
make sure to stream it for us :)(or /r9k/ or /b/ or /bant/ or /adv/ or /sp/ or /int/ or wherever, world's your canvas)
meh, i once decided instead of kill myself, i was just becoming a serial arsonist named Sephiroth, because there's never been a famous serial arsonist in history before, so maybe you should go with my plan if my neetbux got rejectedjust pick random targets and burn pentagrams in random places so the police are just confused then continuously escalate until you start a deliberate forest fire then burn down whatever elementary school you went to, and then go live in Dr. Kawashima's psych ward forever
>>11766536based
i never know which of these is a wish alias
>>11766536imagine being a serial arsonist and puttiing printed copies of your calling card folded up as shirts and launching your calling card with the tshirt launcher. loleYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11765692nooo pls don't kill urself
>>11767445Tf is a wishYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11768091another fucking attention whore like you.
>>11768097thank god im not that one thenYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11768097this is nice boardYour fortune: Excellent Luck
the arsonist idea from that one guy sounds amazing though, lelYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11768102It feels great to insult people I don't care about through the screen.>>11768100I needed to vent my anger on someone, sorry.
>>11768109I dont really care for the insult, but its ok lel i guessYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11768100two same numbers!
>>11768127dubs moment loleYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11768117
>>11766532ur not getting another one today faggot
>>11766536keyed
>>11765692Is that you in the pic
>>11768177sometimesYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11765692https://youtu.be/QcJYcz7AiLA
>>11768217they were talking about you earlier this threadYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11768177two same numbers!
>>11768117i guess you're the current master chief of [s4s], and you're fighting the flood, where one of those little thingies hit you and it doesn't really hurt, it just makes it take forever to get your shield back up
>>11767449i wasn't even going to have a calling card. my job while i was playing neetbux was to play tetris a freezer and be the unofficial second in command of market at my targtso i had infinity million bill small gloves on handi was just going to figure out how to hold the whole letter with my gloves and sign it in cursive as Sephirothevery cypher was going to made by some stupidly long c++ program and just a red herring, where it was just the lyrics to One Winged Angel, until i was finally ready to do something really fucked up, and add "Sephiroth is about to cast Super Nova" and then burn down the forest behind my old house and leave my cypher at the front of the housethis was in the era before there were security cameras everywhere, so this plan night have workedthe major irony is that guy who bought our house and flipped it, and then his whole family owned a treelogging business, so they cut down all the trees in my backyard. this pissed me off for two reasons: those trees were my friends, and they were definitely protected wetlands, because we were trying to get an in ground pool, and the permit we got wouldn't let us landfill it far enough to do the fill
>>11768117Keep your head down, Chief, there's two of in here now, remember!?
>>11768640https://youtu.be/Dluhm2g5OOU?si=Y48SYRnwKvudFPJO
and of course right as soon as i type the word "arsonist" this is the next song that youtube gives me in the algohttps://youtu.be/FME6_FlYv1g?si=Yij6c42kPQSRYeZo