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LOL
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>>11765692
hi
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>>11765692
when there's no one else to blame it
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>>11765698
please
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>>11765705
if u ask nicely
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>>11765700
js blame it on someone random
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>>11765719
P-Please?
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>>11765733
okayy
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>>11765737
Thanks
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>>11765692
please dont do that
youre a namefig but you certainly dont deserve death
drink a glass of milk and keep going!!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11765722 dubs
that's what are dubs made for
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>>11765752
Please be right
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>>11765835
a glass of milk can give you all you need to continue on
trust me on this one
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>>11765692
I’d do it for you
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make sure to stream it for us :)
(or /r9k/ or /b/ or /bant/ or /adv/ or /sp/ or /int/ or wherever, world's your canvas)
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meh, i once decided instead of kill myself, i was just becoming a serial arsonist named Sephiroth, because there's never been a famous serial arsonist in history before, so maybe you should go with my plan if my neetbux got rejected

just pick random targets and burn pentagrams in random places so the police are just confused then continuously escalate until you start a deliberate forest fire then burn down whatever elementary school you went to, and then go live in Dr. Kawashima's psych ward forever
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>>11766536
based
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i never know which of these is a wish alias
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>>11766536
imagine being a serial arsonist and puttiing printed copies of your calling card folded up as shirts and launching your calling card with the tshirt launcher. lole

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11765692
nooo pls don't kill urself
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>>11767445
Tf is a wish

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11768091
another fucking attention whore like you.
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>>11768097
thank god im not that one then

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11768097
this is nice board

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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the arsonist idea from that one guy sounds amazing though, lel

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11768102
It feels great to insult people I don't care about through the screen.
>>11768100
I needed to vent my anger on someone, sorry.
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>>11768109
I dont really care for the insult, but its ok lel i guess

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11768100
two same numbers!
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>>11768127
dubs moment lole

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11768117
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>>11766532
ur not getting another one today faggot
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>>11766536
keyed
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>>11765692
Is that you in the pic
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>>11768177
sometimes

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11765692
https://youtu.be/QcJYcz7AiLA
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>>11768217
they were talking about you earlier this thread

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11768177
two same numbers!
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>>11768117
i guess you're the current master chief of [s4s], and you're fighting the flood, where one of those little thingies hit you and it doesn't really hurt, it just makes it take forever to get your shield back up
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>>11767449
i wasn't even going to have a calling card. my job while i was playing neetbux was to play tetris a freezer and be the unofficial second in command of market at my targt

so i had infinity million bill small gloves on hand

i was just going to figure out how to hold the whole letter with my gloves and sign it in cursive as Sephiroth

every cypher was going to made by some stupidly long c++ program and just a red herring, where it was just the lyrics to One Winged Angel, until i was finally ready to do something really fucked up, and add "Sephiroth is about to cast Super Nova" and then burn down the forest behind my old house and leave my cypher at the front of the house

this was in the era before there were security cameras everywhere, so this plan night have worked

the major irony is that guy who bought our house and flipped it, and then his whole family owned a treelogging business, so they cut down all the trees in my backyard. this pissed me off for two reasons: those trees were my friends, and they were definitely protected wetlands, because we were trying to get an in ground pool, and the permit we got wouldn't let us landfill it far enough to do the fill
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>>11768117
Keep your head down, Chief, there's two of in here now, remember!?
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>>11768640
https://youtu.be/Dluhm2g5OOU?si=Y48SYRnwKvudFPJO
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and of course right as soon as i type the word "arsonist" this is the next song that youtube gives me in the algo

https://youtu.be/FME6_FlYv1g?si=Yij6c42kPQSRYeZo



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