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>SANS 1 ATK 1 DEF
>The weakest enemy.
>Can only get singles.
>MIKU 16 AGE 3.22M YT SUBS
>The strongest vocaloid.
>Can only be defeated by sniping quints.
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it's a beautiful day in [s4s]
anons are funposting, memes are repostan...
on days like this, whoever stole >>11837311 from me...

Should be burning in hell.

pic related

huh. always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first.

https://youtu.be/khciKKoOFsc

>You feel like you're going to have a bad time.
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nigger rape
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>>11837378
what, you think i'm just gonna stand there and take it when you don't check my dubs?

our reports show a massive anomaly in the spacetime continuum.

yosho and spikeman timelines, stopping left and right...
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Bonar heheheh

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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until suddenly, everything ends.

heh heh heh. that's your fault, isn't it, Yuji Sakai?

you can't understand how it feels to be off by one.
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>>11837512
it seems like the only fucking time i can hit you is when you don't get quads, so no, i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
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knowing that one day, without any warning...

it's all going to slide into the archives.

look, i gave up trying to go back to the original yosho must stop the spikeman post a long time ago.
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and getting the surface of yosho spikeman philosophy doesn't appeal anymore, either.

cause even if we do...

we'll just end up right back here, reposting the same copypasta, without any memory of it, right?
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>>11837530
SPIKEMAN IS EVIL!

HE WOULD HAVE DESTROYED THE WORLD IN 1999 IF YOSHO DIDN'T TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO STOP HIM!

WE EVEN HAVE FOOTAGE OF THE ALTERNATE TIMELINE!

WE EVEN HAVE FOOTAGE OF A COMPLETELY DISCONNECTED MULTIVERSE, WHERE YUJI SAKAI AND KATIE PEACH ARE FINALLY GETTING MARRIED, BUT THEY ARE JUST NORMAL ANIMES

ALSO, YOSHO HAD TO TRAVEL FORWARD IN TIME FROM 600 TO 1999 TO STOP HIM THEN HE TURNED INTO A HUMAN FOR SOME REASON

https://youtu.be/1Sr9bmSjTt8
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to be blunt...

it makes it kind of hard to give it my all.

...or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy for not sniping every single repeating integer...?

hell if i know.
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all i know is...

is seeing what comes next...

i can't afford to not check the catalog and attempt to manually get trips without using any sort of script anymore.
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>>11837557
you're off by 2, you really suck at this sans, maybe you should try listening to the regular megalovania song instead

https://youtu.be/Ka-yAR-SoiY
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ugh...
that being said...

you, uh, really like checking you're own dubs, huh?

...

listen...

i know you didn't answer me before but...

somewhere in there.
i can feel it.

there's a glimmer of Patrick Bateman in you.

the memory of someone who wanted to snipe every single repeating integer.

someone who, in another time, might have even been...

my're friend?
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c'mon, buddy.

do you remember me?

please, let's forget all this, ok?

just lay down your weapon, and...

well, my job will be a lot easier.

>Sans is sparing you.
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>>11837596
nah
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>>11837601
welp, it was worth a shot.

guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?

https://youtu.be/InsYv5juG4c?t=330
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sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be e-friends.

i always thought the spikeman anomaly was doing this cause they were unhappy.

amd when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this.
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>The REAL battle finally begins.

any maybe all they needed was...i dunno.

some good food, some bad laughs, some nicefigs?

but that's ridiculous, right?

yeah, you're the type of person who failed life, lole.

you'll just keep consuming spikemen over and over, until...

well,
hey,
take it from me, kid.

someday, you gotta learn when you FAILED LIFE.

and that day's TODAY.
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>Reading this doesn't seem the best use of your time.

cause, y'know, all this fightan is really tiring me out.

and if you keep pushing me...

my super meter will be charged and i'll be forced to use my special attack.
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yeah, my special attack, not that chun-li one, sound familiar?

cause after this next post, if i get quads, i'm going use it.

so, if you don't want to see it, now would be a good time to die.

well, here goes nothing.

are you ready?

survive THIS, and i'll show you my special attack!
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>>11837777 https://youtu.be/Ka-yAR-SoiY
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huff... puff... i finally got quads...

alright. that's it.

it's time for my special attack.

are you ready?

here goes nothing.
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yep.
that's right.
it's literally sage.
and it's always gonna be sage.
heh heh heh...
ya get it?
i know i can't beat you.
one of your threads...
you're just gonna snipe quints and kill micker.
so, uh,
i've decided...
i'm not gonna BUMP your thread.
ever.
i'm just gonna keep saging YOUR thread until you give up.
even if some other anon checks your quads before the end of time.
capiche?
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you'll get bored here.
if you haven't gotten bored already, i mean.
and then, you'll finally go read some other thread.
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i know your type.
you're, uhh, very determined, aren't you?
you'll never give up, even if there's, uhh...
even if there's absolutely NO benefit to reading this thread whatsoever.
if i can make that clear.
no matter what, you'll just keep going.
not out of any desire for yosho or spikeman...
but just because you think you can.
and because you "can"...
...you "have to."
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but now, you've reached the end.
there is nothing left itt for you now.
so, uh, in my personal opinion...
the most "determined" thing you can do here?
is to, uh, completely give up.
and... (yawn) go literally post 1ab.jpg "this is nice board" or some other classic meme.
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BUMPING MY'RE OWN THREAD LOLE

there aren't any quints anyway, so i can't defeat the micker, most likely not until monday
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this is insane
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>>11837865
yes, and now that i have it written up in google keep notes, instead of sit there and very slowly transcribe the whole damn fight, i can finally listen to mikuvania while i copypasta it
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>>11837868
do your best…

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11837869
you forgot to check sans' quads

i already killed yosho, spikeman, beary, bury, flube, ses, ass, jack ruselel, bateman checking dubs, keksandra, spikedog, dumb frogposter, topkek, every goddamn [s4s] meme, except for sans and micker

i've killed sans before, but i didn't reach the save point because i failed to defeat micker
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bumpu

(that's japanese for bump)
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>>11838250
akushuri itto izu “banpu” desu yo
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>>11838252
i actually threw that into google translate, and i got

>Handshake Village It's Izu "Bump"

back, so it got one part of it right, lmao
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>>11838284
aimu sori ai dounto supiiku ingurishu



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