hey guys, me and katie peach are gonna change things up, and we're gonna go full bobby fischer and play chess960 under official FIDE classical time control, where we've also had quite a while to study this boardthe wizard's tower has gotten so goddamn stressful i'm considering a global rule change to mitigate the effect of RNJesus, where first you declare if you're only moving, or you're attacking, and if it's a pawn on defense, it always dies with no cards drawn, otherwise draw the first card of the attacker and defender, then decide what to attack, and then draw the any extra cards the piece would draw from there. it will significantly increase the number of viable opening moves, as right now it pretty much comes down to "what's the most probable and safe thing i can do"it will also significantly nerf haste, because it seems like it's always a good idea to cast that spell as it only costs 1 mana, because you'll be drawing cards totally blindinstead of be tea fren, i'm going to be redbull fren, and*sip*on this redbull while i contemplate this board and then katie peach is going to have psychological advantage over me because of her z cupsthen from there, i think i'm finally gonna play some vidya, or maybe take a shower, you filthy neet
>>11838764i love r/anarchychess, i love how the only rule left standing in their sub is "don't do anything illegal" at this point and funpost there every time le reddit sends me a notification*sip*btw, this is going to be the background music for instead of what's going to be a fast paced epic battle, something where we actually stop and think about what the fuck we're doinghttps://youtu.be/vXj71r-WrQk
i start le timeclock. glhfi'm going to post a picture of the endgame position, and whatever board we roll for our game tomorrow, after this classiclel game of chess960 is overi'm also going to literally start calculating elo against katie peach, where we're both starting at 1000, and see who the better chess960 player is
ok, i blundered so fugging hard it was a smothered mate in 11 moves for blackwe also weren't taking advantage of the classical time control at all, where we were both making snap decisions like you have to in wizard's tower because once you start taking damage, you actually only have 10 minutes to work with. i'm gonna roll another board and set it upYuji Sakai's ELO is now 990Katie Peach's ELO is now 1010
>>11838764funny
>>11838868how comes your room is always so tidy?
yuji sakai is a liberal democrat and proud lgbtqa+ ally.
yuji sakai is god
here's the board i'm going to puzzle over until tomorrow. i'm going to troll her forever, where i'm always silver, and she switches back and forth between black and white depending who goes first. i need to actually learn to ponder my moves better if i want to beat her. if this thread gets noreplies.jpg, whatever, it's going to be like jack ruselel, where i post it every single day anyway
>>11838877DUBS!!!!!!! LOLE!!!!!!!i got a renonvated unit within my own apartment complex that had the exact same config as my old apartment, so i didn't have to go through that awful nightmare of having to figure out how to rearrange my furniture, yay, i've only been living here about 2 months and haven't had time to destroy the living room or bedroom yet, but the kitchen was a fucking mess because of all the post op surgery complications and ses oxycodone
>>11838887i'm a proud liberal and have no problems with any gender affiliation except for trannies, i will refuse to accept it as legitimate surgery until we can figure out how to do a full female reproductive organ transplant and they can make babyalso, i apparently completely fucked up how to castle, and this game was null and void. we are back to 1000 elo i guess. whatever. i clearly suffer from flube psychosis
ok, so after talking to my friend who's literally 1800 elo on chess.cum, i came up with a good idea. i'll use some stickers i've got to mark the positions the damn king is supposed to be le castled on, and fuck everything about the touch rulei'll post results when it's done because i want to be as slow and accurate and autistic as possible
tell me about k.p. why does she have the pentagram?
was making the thumbnail resemble madotsuki part of you're plan?
>>11839079because i'm a quaker and i have a quake shirt, the only good thing that came out of quake champions' release at all. i deleted the selfie and my selfie camera is garbage on my new phonei'm a tdm veteran in qw who played at an extremely high level, and the pent makes you straight up invincible, but you still take damage to your armor, and the goal in tdm is to get your best player all weapons, the quad, and the pent, and i was not the best player at all, i was the hold it down with psychic rockets until my teammate rolls through guyplaying tdm was basically like playing bw somehow, where you had every fucking key bound to a teamsay command somehow like [location] enemy here, [location] need quad, [location] need pent, [location] need ammo, [location] need weapon, [location] spawned here, [location] i'm here, and you had to somehow wasd while bunnyhopping at the same time, and games were 15 minute bloodbaths with scores like 250-100 that were impossible for specs to follow beyond following whoever the mathematically strongest player is and see what they're up to, so i get the quad, but katie peach has the pent, she's just more OP than me
[protoss]jupgrade complete[/protoss]mods pls don't sticky my're stickers, i want to make le thread every day, or maybe people will actually bampu (that's japanese for bump) this thread so many times it will le archive and become Yuji Sakai vs. Katie Peach in Chess960 general somehowi somehow got flube psychosis so badly i totally blanked on how castling works, but it's reverse flube psychosis, i haven't had flube in weeks
https://youtu.be/_N7S1bEY9gAle youtube recommended me this out of nowhere for some reason, so this is what i've been listening to on loop while i puzzle over the boardi hope in the year 2050 or whatever, whenever rito realizes they need a new client, they also finally realize that old champion select was better, and have so much $$$ they can do what square enix has been doing with pixel remastered, and live recording solo performances and digitally remix them together and bring old champion select backthe pic related is that i was a twisted fate main, and even kinda look like him if i could find his insane hatno fighting destiny *teleports right in your face and gold cards you*
Chess960 1.1 patch notes>Pawns can now always double move, known officially as the "torpedo pawn" rule, which will increase the hilariousness of the game, as there will be lots of opportunites to use en passant, and that was the one haha funny maymay that actually got you to the frontpage of r/anarchychess
>>11839381yuji reddit
>>11839513YUPr/anarchychess is as close to an [s4s] experience as you can get, it's basically a blue board version of [chess4chess] where the OPs usually have fuck all to do with chess anymore, it's only the replies that have to do with their insane loretwo of the best examples i can give you are"I just opened an incognito tab. Top rated comment decides what I search first."and a lot of the midrange comments were things that le redditors didn't seem to understand were putting them on a government watch list just typing them into reddit anywhere at all, and here was le top rated comment chain>google rule 34 en passant>holy porn>not really>unholy pornthe other one that was great was"I just want to turn a sphere inside out. Any questions?" because that's actually mathematically impossible to do, so this guy was clearly max intelligence, just like me
basically, any grudge you guys have against reddit should be ancient history, it was basically the piccolo saga from original dragonball, where we're cool now, and facebook was the freiza saga, the unknown enemy who was the true fucking problem until goku finally fucking dealt with him, then instagram is the cell saga, where Dr. Zukk got the dna of frieza and made it a shitton worse, and now tiktok is the majin buu saga, the ultimate problem, where we need the whole goddamn world to band together and drop the spirit bomb on this shithead
Chess960 patch 1.1a notes:>Starting elo changed from 1000 to 9001https://youtu.be/SiMHTK15Pik
What is Yuji Sakai's elo in vanilla chess
>>11839720flucates around 1000, so straight up average, but part of the problem is that im fucking awful with black, and always do the same thing, the center game, where i open e5 then e4, and they always seem to think yay, free pawn, but it's actually a trap, and my 1800 elo friend, when i played against him, realizes it's a trap, and responds with f3, so then i don't know how to play it out anymorethe whole reason i basically don't bother with chess.com anymore, is that everyone at my elo is around the intro elo, so most people are fucking cheating
>>11839728i somehow missed a whole fucking part of a sentence, when i'm playing white, i always open with the center gamehelp me i failed typing sentences lole
i tried to buy a book on the book, FCO, and i've tried to read it 3 times, and everything makes no fucking sense to me, the other problem is i bought the book to learn how to play black, so all the diagrams are upsidedown for what i'm trying to learn, because i have stuff all over the place at the moment, i just put it on the fugging floor to take a photo of itmy friend who hit 1800 on chess.com ragequit chess for the same reason and also bought the same book, because he couldn't just coast on his intuitive strategy game skills anymore (makes no sense, but apparently there is skill transfer between league and chess, a lot of old players are retiring into it) so he just abruptly ragequit chess and went back to grinding lego legend until he hit diamond 1 pretty fast, because he's just that fucking godly, but he could never go pro because he's a top lane olaf 1 trick, and doesn't really have total mastery of much else, on his smurf where he doesn't 1 trick olaf he's like plat 3
>>11839737try chessable it has a bunch of free lessons i think the main hindrance from reaching a higher level is like, bridging that skillgap between the first stage where you kinda just do what feels right, and the intermediary stages where you start learning openings and theory and stuffi say chessable because it lets you pick the lessons whcih can be anything from random basic theory/moves/situations or whatever, to one specific opening, and you have to actually repeat the moves it shows you, then it does some ai algorithm repetition thing where it tests you until you actually remember themyou also have to read the actual stuff but there was something about brain science in there about how repeated enactment leads to implicit learning of the inherent logic behind the stuff ur doing i guessYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11839770i like chess960 way the fuck better, and i actually enjoy playing chess against katie peach, i'm so in my own head i'm playing way above my own skill level, and when my desktop was working and i was keeping detailed winrates on the wizards tower where it had 4 armies still, i noticed she had a long term winrate against me of roughly 52%, so what's up with that
the thing is that chess960 is way too niche, i just get bodied by anyone willing to play it, so i'm always i feel like i'm going to be in for a bad time, and there was a program i'll be able to use again when i get my toaster pc called fairy stockfish, where i'll be able to kneecap its strength and play chess960 against it, when i'm playing against the chess.com bots, i can beat the 1300-1400 bots in vanilla chess, and you can only play against max power stockfish in chess960, but against humans, i fail life
ok, so here's what i've been up to instead of do something sane like go to sleep, it took a while to do, but i superglued a bunch of green chess pieces together again to make a joke variant of chess i came up with a few years ago, called Bongcloud420, where it's based on the bongcloud attack where you gotta be high to think it'll work and yup, there are exactly 420 different ways to set up the board, and it made sense to use the green pieces, i was originally using yellow because i wasn't using them for anything at all7*6*5*2=420, it took a while to figure out how to make it work, but i didthat grid paper is the sparknotes version i just wrote up, so here's the longform explanationfirst you start with placing the weed wizard, that rook with a pawn hat. roll 1d7, so if you roll 8, reroll. if you roll 1, then you place weed wizards in all 4 corners, otherwise a8 and h8 are left blankthen there are 5 pawn inversions, where that's how high i got, you flip the pawns backwards from a-c4/a-c5 or g-h4/g-h5. they can't touch the bongcloudthen to determine your starting kings position using the bongcloud attack, 1-2 is Ke2!? and red is really fucken stoned, cause they go Ke7!?, then 3-4 is Ke3/Ke6, the hyperaccelerated bongcloud attackthen the armies fill out in a symmetrical pattern with a table as follows:QACAQ 1QCACQ 2ACQCA 3AQCQA 4CQAQC 5CAQAC 6you skip over the file the weed wizard is on, as well as the king, so only when you rolled 1 on the weed wizard position is the board totally fullpawns can always double move, and if they pass an enemy pawn, en passant is forced, you just say "forced en passant" like you're saying "check" or "checkmate" and do it for your opponent, then make another movefinally something i came up with a balancer for green is called check inversion. if green puts red in check on turn 1, the kings switch places, unless this would put yourself in check somehow, then it's an illegal movechar limit ahh
the weed wizard MOVES one space diagonally and CAPTURES like a queen and a knight, so this guy is obviously high as fuck, where he's completely fucking useless in the earlygame, but once the board gets opened up, he's completely fucking unstoppable, so i have no idea how the fuck to rate his material value, i'm just gonna say it's worth 420the next rule i call 1000 AD pawn promotion, because that's when they changed the rule. you can only promote pieces out of play, and there is always at least one piece out of play. if there's absolute nothing to promote, the pawn just sits there until something dies, then you promote it at the start of your turn, but your opponent must really suck if that ever happens in this gamethe final two rules are as followsif you put a player in check through forced en passant, you actually won the game, and if for some fucked up reason, you were playing for ELO, it would count as 2 winsthe other thing, pipibrickmate, i originally wanted to be the way to actually actually win the game, but once i wasn't high as fuck anymore, realized there was a trivial pipibrickmate in two from the hyperaccelerated bongcloud, so now it's how you actually lose the game, and counts as two losses, what the fuck were you smoking when you made that movestalemate is theoretically possible, but there's so much threat on the board i've never once seen it happenas far as time control goes, in order to make it make even less sense, i was playing it as a blitz chess game, was playing with 4:20 time with 7 seconds of bonus time, and if i knew how to program an android app, i would make it 6.9 seconds of bonus time. i'm gonna call that sativa time controlindica time control, is gonna be 42 minutes, with 7 seconds of bonus time, again 6.9 if i knew how to make an android appthis game is fucking silly, but i wonder if i could convince chess.com or lichess to make it an april fools prank that runs from april 1-april 20, lmao
as far as the pieces go, if you can't figure it out, they move like the pieces superglued together. an archbishop, A, moves like a rook and a knight, and an a chancellor, C, moves like a bishop and a knight.the green pieces, they got cut from my insane board game that's like chess, mtg, and starcraft had a threesome, and chess isn't sure who the father is, so i was never gonna use them again
Cheers is not a good game. Any variation attempting to fix or improve it is not a good game. Good games are not about studying and being curb stomped based on rank 97% of the time. Good games should allow a first time player with a clear grasp of the rules to present a fair challenge to a seasoned player employing creative tactics withing the game rules not strategy memorized, studied and regurgitated by autism.
>>11839979you suck at every fucking game possible, enjoy your movie autopilot modern vidya slop, i only play the tryhard complex games with steep learning curvesback to walling [s4s] and eventually /tg/, i also left the dice in the field of view so you can see what i'm using. you need 2 half chess sets of each color to make this game, which you can get from 3 places: wholesale chess, the house of staunton, and amazon, and colored dice you can get super cheap off amazon too
okay, apparently the simulation was making me stay up for a reason, my neighbor across from me's apartment is on fire :(
so i decided to abruptly change it up even more, and me and katie peach are gonna play bongcloud420, in sativa mode, where we're not gonna have time to think, someone is gonna lose very quickly4:20 with 7 seconds of bonus time lolei'm just gonna roll dice, take photo, and gogogogogobecause i'm the stoner, i get to go first, and she can play the next blitz gamebackground soundtrack, obviouslyhttps://youtu.be/JcBIzuuIdOA
yep, katie peach got checkmatedmy opening to go g4 and forced en passant her then just randomly move what the hell i did bamboozled her so hard that she froze up for like 45 seconds that she couldn't figure out what the hell to do, and was constantly under time pressurethen the first time i get put in check, like 2 seconds later, i forgot to put snoop dogg and dr dre on loop and fucking megalovania starting playing, and then i do get out there, but from there, i blunder my weed wizard away, but by the end of the game, i got a weed wizard promoted under protection from an archibishop, and katie peach is ggYuji Sakai's Bongcloud420 elo is now 9011Katie Peach's Bongcloud420 elo is now 8901i'm gonna roll more dice, take a fast photo, and now see if she can win from the stoner side
i make le typo, katie peach's Bongcloud420 elo is 8991new board, and i have the song on loop now, v-v-v-v-vape flube every day
>>11838746redbull fren is pretty cool and i don't think tea fren would be offended
>>11840204i'm digging this game way more than chess960, it's just sillykatie peach ran out of time, but i'm clearly way up material. she blundered her queen away right away, and btw, there's a rule i forgot about. if you're in check and you forced en passant, you can still make a move, and this might actually help bail you out of being in check all by itselfbasically, katie peach blundered her queen away super early, then i just had her in check over and over and over until she finally ran out time, lole
>>11840196be careful with flube carts you don't want to over do it or you'll get the psychosis
i reprogram le timeclockbecause it's a DGT3000, an actual professional chess timeclock, it has you can program periods into itso now, the way Bongcloud420 works, is that you get 4:20 seconds for the first 10 moves, then 69 seconds for the next 10 moves, then 69 seconds for the next 10 moves a second time, then 69 seconds for the next 10 moves a third time, then 69 seconds for the rest of the game, and umm, games of Bongcloud420 don't last 50 movesnow i have my 6.9 seconds per move, lole
>>11840221the problem is that i can't afford any flube carts at all until monday or tuesday, and even then i can only afford flube for like 4 days. i'm going through flube psychosis because i only smoke indica flubes and they make mellow out and just have sxe with katie peach and not post on [s4s] or do anything but bang and go straight to sleep for 8 healthy hoursanyway, Yuji Sakai's Bongcloud420 elo is now 9020.4Katie Peach's Bongcloud420 elo is now 8981.6i need to finish drinking my coffee before it gets cold, then i'm going to play another game, lole
ok, time to move pieces at full retard speed once againthis game is a lot faster to set up than the wizard's tower because it doesn't involve up to 56 pieces to place and there's no deck to shuffle
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUI had Katie Peach in a checkmate position, but was a split second within hitting the button and winning le gameYuji Sakai's Bongcloud420 elo is now 9009.3Katie Peach's Bongcloud420 elo is now 8999.7
i'm patching this shit. now there's 1 second of delay time with the periods of 68 seconds instead
This Sucks
>>11840364i disagreei just wrote something so long it has to be a pastebin
also because i was playing under sativa time control i was playing so fr*cking fast i dropped a piece that got captured on the ground it broke and my bottle of gorilla glue is totally done, it's over a year old and i can't get any more out, but i can't get more until tomorrow because i want to lego legend then i'm sweepy uwu
>>11840005take pictures
>>11840519there's no exterior damage and they already woke up and cleaned the soot off their windowsi don't know wtf happened, but something happened
i've become redbull fren again*sip*been seeing too many commercials on lego legends worlds, and i'm starting to wonder if taurine is addictive, because i used to literally drink 1 a year, and now i can't stop buying them*sip*i'm not actually playing this board at all, i'm going to revise my absolutely massive full ruleset for Bongcloud420 that needs to go in a pastebin, then post it on here and r/anarchychess when i'm done*sip*
uhh, okay, pastebin is rejecting my thing for being way too offensive even though it's just haha funny chess memes, so i guess i just go le reddit for now and wall you guys with lets find out real quick, 11 or 12 posts in a row to post it in 4chan once this thread slides. i guess i'll play 6 games of Bongcloud420 while saging this thread and if you guys keep bampu "that's japanese for bump" this thread oh well
some dude in /tg/ suggested a print a pdf, and that's a great idea, i'll just throw it in a drop box, but because i didn't slep, i'm fucking exhausted, and i'll do that tomorrowfor now, i make le reddit shitposthttps://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/s/Tmfu7vNljP
while i did force katie peach to play two games of not green twice in a row, her opening move as red was in retrospect, extremely stupid, because she was in check for 16 fugging turns in a row, until she made an abrupt forced en passant while she was almost running out of time then seemed to forget she still needed to still get out of check somehow, and put me in check instead, so i was like wait a second, you just made an illegal move, you forefit, loleYuji Sakai's Bongcloud420 elo is now 9010.3Katie Peach's Bongcloud420 elo is now 8989.7
i forgot to attach the pic of the board state and her giant 3d anime boobies
>>11841576is this real
yuji im stalking your reddit comments
>>11839833unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>11842258nooo you were supposed to let this thread die so i could create /bc420/ general
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>>11842264lole i love it when the animes are kawaii but i wouldn't masturbate to those ones because the only time i'm into loli is when when it's loli/shota sxe because i almost lost my virginity when i was 10 years old but my dad didn't tell me about sxe because he's a parenting failure
