what was the most fucked up thing to happen to you on here or in real life
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>>11882913people tbey was mean to me and said mean thjngs two make me feel bad (on esfores)
Let me thinkYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Suppose that time i was smoking crack with this dude and then this toothless black hooker went down on him and I vomited His dick was like 2 inches in retrospect I laugh but it was a pretty low moment for meYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11882913I got permabanned for replying to a socials thread, and while banned, I got doxxed periodically.I got accused of attempted murder by one of my parents when they were having litigations and other lawsuits against each other.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11882935Man this funny as fuck but ironic did you decide after if you were gonna shape up? You still smoking crack?
>>11882936What the hell, was it reasonable at all? Thats rude to be accused of so harshly.
>>11882922I meant the whole site retard. Jerk your ego elsewhere if you don't even got the brains for it to mean something.
>>11882940That's what she did. My mom had a restraining order against her at the time, so I was allowed to go back into the house, but I wasn't in the house for longer than three hours before cops arrived and my aunt complained I was apparently an assailant "come to finish the job."Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11882913I was about 18 feet from a person who got hit by a semi and part of mangled body hit me and broke my collarbone. Weird day.
On here I think the most fucked up thing was when my dubs went unchecked early in a thread but everyone else's did not (dark)
>>11882943They were just funposting calm down!!!
>>11882939Nah and I only smoked for like a month. The high don't last long enoughAlso Seuss is a schizophrenic so don't listen to a thing he saysYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11882945Are you from the south? Sounds like some rural white southern family retardation.
>>11882946I would've fucking cried for so long.
My first memory is of accidentally killing a froge by shoving my fingers in its mouth...2nd earliest memory is the new kittens my family got being trusted with my hick grandparents who let them outsideThey got mauled by dogs and I saw 3 of our mauled dead and almost dead kittens
>>11882943:^(
>>11882952Too real. I don't think I'll ever do more then psychs weed or drinking. Crack just seems like it could push down everything I built
>>11882962Yeah, I watched a pit bull rip apart my newborn cat. I feel this too hard.
my dad tried to kill me not once, but twice
>>11882962Good esforder. Kill the frogeYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11882951I just playing I kid I kid. I'm borat now let me fuck your wife
>>11882964There's successful cokeheads but I've yet to see a successful crackhead lelYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11882967Rape him. Only solution. Nah but fr my mom did that and then got ME arrested for it. Wild shit for parents to do that
>>11882971Cheers bro, I'll ranch to that.
>>11882913Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11882977YOUGHHHHHHHH AHHH MY PETUNIAS
>>11882963I kiss it better
>>11882956Norf :^)Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11882973he's killing himself with endless heart attacks and alcoholismwhen he dies i'm literally going to do an irish jig on his grave, and he doesn't have much longer to live from what i've heard from mommy sakaihe's the absolute worst type of alcoholic, where he's not violent when he's drunk, he's violent when he's SOBER
>>11883011North would also do that. Shout out north tho. Me too
>>11883021OH FUCK THAT.
>>11883026I love the North. It's full of great things like mountains, rivers, and megacities.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11882913being born
>>11882943no meanies allowed
chased for someone else's debts since high schoolgangstalked by corporate shills, destroying about 5 years of workjoining a cult where i worked 70 hour workdays and got swatted for not picking up my phonebeing homeless for a year and countinggetting thinly veiled death threats on nice board after all thispick any
>>11882966Normalize killing pitbulls like you're a gorilla. Stab their tongue then curbstomb them and throw them around while screaming at them. Skin them alive if you can. Throw a molotov cocktail at a pitbull and watch it burn.We need to make pitbulls extinct. I don't just want them banned, I want them dead.
If I had to say the worst thing that I suffered here or in real life, I couldn't because they don't let me put more than 2000 words.
>>11883418Holy fuck
>>11883434Too real. Post in sections