ITS CHRISTMAS TIME!! PLEASE REMEMBER TO STAY WARM AND COZY CUDDLE UP UNDER A BLANKET AND DRINK ICED FRAPPUCCINO TASTY COFFEE WITH CREAM AND SUGAR PLEASE REMEMBER TO EAT YUMMY FOOD AND DRINK DELICIOUS COFFEE WITH MILK AND SUGAR ITS CHRISTMAS ITS TIME TO RELAX AND REST AND BE HAPPY AND CARELESS AND JOYFUL OH YEAH CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS DAYS OFF YEAH YAY KH GEAH PLEASE DRINK COFFEE COME ON PLEASEYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11901481please remember to send me money for coffee and cigarettes caz not even for that ...Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
need drunkno feel cold when drunkYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11901494comprendé?
>>11901496whatd you drink good patch??
>>11901481i hecing ruined last times christmas tbh AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED
>>11901481i'm sorry but i do not like coffee ! i will be drinking just the milk per usual.. about to eat cereal alsoYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11902427ter- terrence??Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
flo dron, I.. *dies*Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11901481*clears throat*WHO IS THIS PSEUDO-MIA WALLACE? I LIKE
>>11902903lol.. your funny....Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11901481when you see a kinder bueno
>>11903694bueno is not sold in the US marketYour fortune: Excellent Luck
she's gorgeous flo dronYour fortune: Outlook good
THE DAY YOU LEFT ME — THERE WAS A FEELING I HAD NEVER SHOWNTHE DAY YOU TOLD MEYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11903688two same numbers!
>>11903688Two same leading digits! Two same number!>>11903694Two same leading digits!>>11903884Two same leading digits!>>11904016Two same leading digits!>>11904320Two same leading digits!
flo dron reverse osmosis (im thirsty)
>>11904343>>11904345GUYS OH GUYS! PLEASE DO SOMETHING IM ON MY KNEES HERE>>11904348DID YOU JUST SAY REVERSE OSMOSIS?? HAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS CLEVER I HAD TO ACTUALLY LOOK UP WHAT REVERSE MEANT :DD well, that's flo for ya! I bet she knows what osmosis is! passive consumption of information brother — in-ci-dental, that is!Your fortune: Better not tell you now
WOAHYour fortune: Good Luck
people, people, everybody people
good thieves of burning cars
>>11902397another night of losing count of cans of bud liteYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11905598why do you keep saying thatthe question is 'why'. i want an answer. explain yourself.
>>11901481suno's away with me https://voca.ro/1cxfoDulgafjYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>11905798it's a line from a cool song by a band called klaxons. that song keeps playing in my mind on repeat so I keep posting it's lyrics cuz I love singing it.. I'm sorry if you don't fancy this but hey Christmas is coming so maybe that's something to look forward to :DDYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>11905796what goes well with beerdoes beer make you fatYour fortune: Bad Luck
someone needs to address the fortune situation in here
we will all pull through you guys don't worry..
in all honesty folks there's so much to say on this yummy Christmas coffeeYour fortune: Bad Luck
AND IN THE CRUSH OF THE DARKYour fortune: Bad Luck
OH THIS FORTUNE HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL ON ME
I LOVE CHRISTMAS AAAAAAAAA
Pseudo Mia Wallace
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11907240ya like that? enjoying the fleece throw blanket? a festive one?
>>11905799 (dubs)>>11905849>>11906083>>11906684>>11906719Five same fortune!Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11907620BUT HOW????? YOURE EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS :DD
>>11907620sorry forgot name
DO WHAT! YOU WANT! ME TO!
>>11907704I don't feel feel Christmassy this year. Considering converting to Judaism.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11907776what would you do to tewi if she came over
>>11907112that's a horrible thing to say
>>11908216I'm gonna need you to run right out and whip me up a twenty word essay on just how excited you are excited for Christmas
okay let's talk about going to starbux for Christmas and having iced cappuccino there
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Crudehumour
I don't understand
she's gorgeous.. outlandishly beautiful
she is
crudehumor
bah!
SHE IS GORGEOUS I LOVE HER
I LOVE YOU FLO! I LOVE YOUUUUUUU
FLO YOU ARE GORGEOUS BUT I DOUBT YOURE A VIRGIN
good thread
okay flo dron let me stroke youre thigh please
you're dead man HALF-ALIVE who hangs from helping numbers one two five
hey baby YOURE in love
OKAY LETS TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS AND COFFEE HONESTLY THIS IS A SALIENT COMBINATION
she is beautiful but the real question is does she love cock
it's okay you guys we'll pull through
SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT
SO LONG AND GOODNIGHTTTT
Go fuck ya motha lole
>>11911098just raped your nigger mother and teared her anus apart LOL
>>11907776if you could convert to judaism you could also convert to being black or asian, the farthest you can go is being the butt of a joke for being talked into getting your foreskin clipped
>>11901496how about warm tea with rum then :3
>>11911134yummy??
think we can all agree this is a glorious thread
it is
so you took a chance -- and made other plans
IN ALL HONESTY FLO ITS NOT LIKE I EVER DENIED YOU ANYTHING
JUST SPREAD YOUR LEGS FOR ME BABUY PLEASE
PLEASE OH PLEASE
well yeah.. flo would saythat
there's so much to tell on flo having lots of sex with boys ^^
say, flo, when was the last time you had sex
such a fragmented world
yeah uh I'm looking at Vincent valentine here wow
yummy..
This Christmas feels like like THE VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO ME!
>>11912538come right over brother let's have a seat and I'll offer you sum coffee and you will talk to me about your expectations for this Christmas ;) ;)
ITS LIKE I CANT BREATHEEEEEEEYour fortune: Average Luck
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
FLO I LOVE YOU LETE HAVE SEX PLEASEYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
the fortune situation
>>11913154>>11913388lesbian situation
>>11913560the sitch??
such a lovely thread :3
mouth is weeping..
her life as Liz - the insanity
Liz loves sex
does she now..
I bet she does.
>>1-1-9-0-4-3-4-5>>11903688Two same leading digits! Two same number!>>11903694Two same leading digits!>>11903884Two same leading digits!>>11904016Two same leading digits!>>11904320Two same leading digits!
its christmas
>>11913583none watsoevre
>>11914129oh mother you're crazy :P
>>11914203cryptojew/nigger
>>11914207what's that now? your a cryptojew AND a nigger? yikes :D seems like you're the ultimate subhuman xD
>>11914131goku san.. Boku...
>>11914131lara fabian army roll call
>>11914133I am engulfed by youre dubs but please have some coffee oh please won't you make some coffee
ITS ME BABY ITS ME JUST LOOK AT ME
SHES JUST FORCING HER WAY IN ISNT SHE
yeah flo baby show me your juicy thighs oh just like that let me grope you're legsYour fortune: Good Luck
nigger
>>11914429what's that now? your a cryptojew AND a nigger? yikes :D seems like you're the ultimate subhuman xDYour fortune: Bad Luck
sorry forgot to take the name offYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
much betterYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
the spirit of [s4s] oh gloryYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
that's okay I'd rather do the fruit pieYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
HORSES WANNA DANCEYour fortune: Average Luck
nice
>>11914756this may surprise you but the Christmas is coming. I'm gonna need you to run right out and slap together a fifteen word essay on how much you love Christmas brother!Your fortune: Average Luck
thqte okay brothers reallyYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11915645TTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHEE BROTHER BROTHEE BROTHER BRHTKEHR AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yeah.. cheyach.. Christmas
yeah well.. Christmas archives of the coffee
it's okay brothers. Christmas is coming :o
realistically speaking
I JUST LOVE CHRISTMAS BROTHERS
PLEASE HELP ME AAAAAAA
OH NOES IM HERE
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
I just shat me britches
loving the wreath brother >>11917663
I can smell it in the air
>>11917865Don't fart in the living room!
>>11917865*BRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP*
looks like people dig this thread
>>11918182I love the bar fight scene when Magick gets elbowed in the nose and falls to the ground knocked out.
>>11918209nakadachi are you preparing for Christmas are your preparations in order
>>11918399 (nice dubs)I haven't done anything yet, the only thing I'm interested in doing is putting up the christmas lights because they're bright and prettyyy.
>>11918182looks like you're off you're meds and succumbing to the delusions againYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11918450they are bright and pretty jenny.. you are correct ^w^ it would appear that the ambit of the appurtenance of the debonair wellspring is the hurtling wisteriaYour fortune: Outlook good
this thread has taken its toll on meand she said goodbye too many times beforeYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11918515your cognitive impairment is total cringe
>>11918537so basically what you're trying to say is that youre cognitive impairment is cringe because you're a subhuman redditor nigger whose nigger mom I raped? sounds trueYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11918546no. what he's saying is your posts are cringe and highly indicative mental, cognitive and emotional dysfunction of a sort that is shocking and jarring to any person that has taken the time to discern it in your nature, countenance and posting style.something akin to meeting ed gein in his natural habitat.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
thinking about the pies.. fruit pies....Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
yummy. but has anyone ever baked them is the question we need to answerYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
horses wanna dance but find..Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
pie loversYour fortune: Godly Luck
bah! the principles of pie are inconceivableYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I know it's coming downYour fortune: Average Luck
the day you left meYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
there was a feeling I had never... what?Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11919023you are one seriously warped and strange agenthttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax3M2V2JTVE&pp=ygUcaXQnbGwgY29tZSB0byB5b3Ugam9obiBoaWF0dA%3D%3DYour fortune: Average Luck
NIGHT SHIFT! SISTERS! AWAIT YOUR NIGHTLY -- VISITOR
>>11919023lole
>>11919878I'm glad you enjoyed that because it brightens my mood too
oh wow.m
whois lookup:crudehumour223@gmail.comeye pee located---STARTING TRANSMISSION---Name:UnknownAge:N/ADOB:No, its not DobsonCitizenship:No, citizen is not ship but a type of watch---ENDING TRANSMISSION---That's all we know.
>>11920089humour man, take me by the hand :D
>>11920126All rights reserved (R).
Christmas man take me by the hand
WOAH
ILL BE YOUR LIGHT IN THE MISTTTT
okay well
you reckon flo dron has ever had sex
okay brothers commencing the pie phenomenon
if you are ID: heaveni'd rather be deadYour fortune: Godly Luck
I don't get it
ILL BE YOUR LIGHT IN THE MIST
Ocean man
>>11921459TAKE ME BY THE HAND? IS THAT WHAT YOURE TELLING ME SQUIRE? LOOK AT ME PLEASE >.<
huh..
I bet flo drom loves having sex with boys
I am seriously in love with the idea of having some pie. thinking about its potential drawbacksYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11922404Oh yeah?
>>11922841I bet venus loves doing it too. I'm almost certain you could just swing a bag of haribos right in front of her face and she'd let you do her right there and then without even taking her knickers off.Your fortune: Good Luck
don't be an iconoclast brotherYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11923043men loved the darkness more than the light
>>11923051THATS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAYYour fortune: Better not tell you now
and good thieves of burning cars......Your fortune: Outlook good
YOU START AT THE EDGEYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
BROTHERS WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME CHRISTMAS IS COMING I LOVE CHRISTMAS OH GOD I LOVE CHRISTMAS I LOVE YOU GODYour fortune: Godly Luck
I do love ChristmasYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
it's a joyful celebration
AND I KNOW IM DEAD BEFORE MY TIME
let's just think this through brothers. Christmas is coming
eyes are weeping
IM GONNA SAVE HIM FROM HIMSELF HERES A PICTURE WITH A NOTE NO DONT TURN OUT LIKE ME -- ITS ONLY FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
yeah I dunno I'm thinking flo dron really did have sex
we're moving up in the industry brother..
AND LOOK AT ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH GADGETS AND GIZMOS AND EMAIL ADDRESSES
okay brothers Christmas is coming
NIGHTSHIFT! SISTERS! AWAIT YOUR NIGHTLY CHRISTMAS
>>11925880restaurant patrons encircle burning psychosowners wanna fly but find their wings are damaged
>>11925887lol. ur cute I like you and your post~
we all love Christmas so much all of us on [s4s] right?? :D>>11925887
Christmas is closer every day
everyone loves christmas.
I LOVE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH
Christmas is gay. Anyone who likes Christmas is a faggot bitch.
>>11927441the presents are real?
the gifts are HWHAT?
I LOVE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH OH GOD
>>11927429bury ebil? more like bury jewbil lole
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL US BROTENDO?
>>11928846A joke!
I tell you NAWTHING!Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11929581donlatch.. please talk to me about Christmas I'm begging you>>11929501sounds festive enough. consider the preparations
>>11929899 (dubs)Chrissumassu is a holiday practiced by good model gentiles.Your fortune: Bad Luck
I love Christmas so much
Crudehumour…brother I..
this guy.. are you pulling my leg here??Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11929581what there's to tell ? there will be no money in January or February
not quite sure friendo
the only time anyone ever said friendo we know where it was!Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11931611Two same numbers!
>>11931617point me to 'em brother
why are you happyYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11931917excu- excuse you seuss? are you trying to tell me you're somehow not happy about the forthcoming Christmas celebration? I want you to think your response through before replying to meYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11931926I'm unhappy!Everything is amazing, and no one is excited!Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11931936don't do that to meYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
YEAH WELLYour fortune: Bad Luck
Crude, even though I don't post in your threads very often because you genuinely unnerve me, I want you to know I think you're one of the best namefigs. You inspire a combination of feelings in me unlike anyone else on [s4s]. It starts as fascination, with what appear on the surface to be the ravings of a psychotic. But as you listen a little closer, you catch a glimmer of intelligence, of self-awareness, of charm, even. And then you begin to wonder if he's talking to you. He's staring you right in the eyes. And in his eyes you see desperation, you see longing, he needs something and he's looking to you for it. A simple, human need: Just somebody to talk to. You start to step a little closer. But, something in his face catches you, makes you pause. What is he really going to do once you get close? You wonder. So, torn between compassion and fear, you just stand there paralyzed. It's beautifully agonizing and twisted. At least that's how I feel when I read a crudehumour thread. Love you, Crude. Merry Christmas.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
This Christmas dinner I’m gonna eat sausage balls and pizza and ham and taters and mac n cheese and rolls and all kinds of shit dude oh yea also various deserts and drink some homemade punch :)))
>>11932720GHWHFFFFF PPFFHFFFFFFFFFFFH MMMMOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYY MMA- MAMA MMMMOOMMMYYY --drools and spins and twirls--
>>11932232but im black i didndu funnni
woah! speedy board >>11933509
>>11933509Two same leading digits!>>11933572Two same leading digits!>>11934054Two same leading digits!>>11934057Two same leading digits!>>11934650Two same leading digits!
CHANGEEEEEEEE EVERYTHING YOU AREEEEE
>>11901481bump
>>11933572in positive you have little to no clue how HAPPY IT MAKES ME TO KNWO RHAT YOURE GOING TO GUZZLE DOWN SO MUCH YUMMY FOOD.. DO YOU EV- EVEN REALIZE *lies down on the floor* HOW AWESOME UT US THAT YOULL BE EATING SAUSAGE BALLS AND PIZZA AND HAM AND TATERS? :o ON TOP OF THAT THERE WILL EVEN BE MAC N CHEESE AND ROLLS AND DESSERS AND PUNCH? DUDE THIS IS ONE OF THE POSTS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE EAT YUMMY FOOD FOR CHRISTMAS LOVE IT JUST LOVE IT THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT WIRH ME ^w^>>11935876GREETINGS!! CHECK OUT THIS RAD POST --->>11933572>>11933509OOOOOO ITS RIDING TOWARDS US ALL HAHAHAHAHAH>>11932720WOAH! YOU'D SAY THAT WOULDN'T YOU? :P
>>11929581that sounds interesting. tell me some more!
krill-edible oceans at their feet..
A TROUBLESOME TROUPE OUT ON SAFARI
>>11936965CHRISTMAS CAME AROUND WOW
>>11937507Only 3 days left until Christmas!
>>11937511your mom left until christmas
>>11932720so does that mean you still interact with me occasionally, just not too often? or does it mean you've actually never talked to me on here ever
I’m drinkin eggnog
>>11937716oh are you? is that what you're saying? I can only assume you're enjoying yourself and that eggnog is yummy and you're happy is that correctamundo?
the eggnog brothers
>>11935876every post deserves a reply friend-brother
>>11938382but if every post deserves a reply, what happens to the most recent post? there will always be an unreplied post and we would be forced to keep posting in every thread ad nauseam
>>11938392WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
>>11938392MOUTH IS WEEPING!
>>11938392>>11938392
OH BROTHERS
OKAY WE'RE COMMENCING THE LOVABLES HERE THE IN THE UH.. WHAT NOW??
WE ALL LOVE CHRISTMAS HERE
okay brothers let's start with the festive dinner preparations
>>11901481you've had it with this i take it
>>11939880EXPLAIN
>>11939910it could go either way
>>11939644
>>11939926HHHHHOWWWWWWW>>11939913CHRISTMAA IS COMING
ARE~???Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
and good thieves of burning cars encircle -- AAAAAAAAYour fortune: Outlook good
poisoned rivers minds andYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Christmas is gloriousYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11940692and what.....................
>>11941600you'd love to know wouldn't you sweet cheeks =^-^=Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11940379what do you eat, mister humour?Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11941677are you the micku individual
Reminder to replace your batteries before they get old and die. Leaving you with no juice.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11941895THATS A HORRIBLE THING TO POST
>>11941887yes now what do you eat please answer this is very important also i'm drinking milk right now (whole)Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11942338wow I saved that mickuer cuz I LIK- liked it and today coffee with a shot of carsmels syrup and cream :):) thanksxey you very much a lot
>>11942535sounds lovely
>>11942673CHRISTMAS IS COMING AAAAAAAAAA
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11943454BROTHER.. TALK TO ME PLEASE ARE YOU FEELING FESTIVE??
>>11942673chrISTMAS INBOUNDDDDDD
no they don't bother mey..
n good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds......
>>11944234and heartsYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11944254HOWD YOU KNOW?? HOW? AAAAAAA THANK YOU
>>11944259you are FUBAR groomer
>>11944261wait what? you are FUBAR you subhuman nigger that got groomed? that's true LOL I'm raping your nigger mother
a soundcard that connects to your computer via a usb
>>11944100two same numbers!
>>11937713I still talk to you crude! You introduced me to Tim Minchin for which I am ever grateful! Maybe I blew things out of proportion with that post, I think you're a pretty cool and funny guy, and as far as I can tell I think you have a good heart. I didn't mean to put you down, I was more trying to flatter you because I think the whole making people uncomfortable thing is what you're going for in these bits, sometimes? Maybe I should talk to you more. It's not like I... have to...email you...
>>11944342will reply soon
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11944342I doubt you could even begin to comprehend just how much that means 2 me.. do you realize how flattered and swayed I am by your post? no, clearly you don't. I'm immensely thankful to you for your kind words. don't worry, even initially I never got the impression that you were acting condescendingly with me honestly I'm thankful for any words of praise and I'm glad you fancy tim minchins work. I find you a cool individual as well and I like your joke at the end of your post where you said it's not like you had to email me >///< xd merry Christmas to ya mate you can share something you like with me 2 and I'll check it out
WOAH//
I LOVE CHRISTMASSSS
huh.. good thread
such a speedy board >>11944342>>11945426
yah
>>11901481Hello Dark Child of Christmas Coziness. Many a tidings a dubs to you to.
>>11944234lime tastes disgustingYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11947255but why did mickie eat lime pie in natural born killers then
oh noes