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ITS CHRISTMAS TIME!! PLEASE REMEMBER TO STAY WARM AND COZY CUDDLE UP UNDER A BLANKET AND DRINK ICED FRAPPUCCINO TASTY COFFEE WITH CREAM AND SUGAR PLEASE REMEMBER TO EAT YUMMY FOOD AND DRINK DELICIOUS COFFEE WITH MILK AND SUGAR ITS CHRISTMAS ITS TIME TO RELAX AND REST AND BE HAPPY AND CARELESS AND JOYFUL OH YEAH CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS DAYS OFF YEAH YAY KH GEAH PLEASE DRINK COFFEE COME ON PLEASE

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11901481
please remember to send me money for coffee and cigarettes caz not even for that ...

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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need drunk
no feel cold when drunk

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>>11901494
comprendé?
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>>11901496
whatd you drink good patch??
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>>11901481
i hecing ruined last times christmas tbh
AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED
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>>11901481
i'm sorry but i do not like coffee ! i will be drinking just the milk per usual.. about to eat cereal also

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11902427
ter- terrence??

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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flo dron, I.. *dies*

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>>11901481
*clears throat*
WHO IS THIS PSEUDO-MIA WALLACE? I LIKE
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>>11902903
lol.. your funny....

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>>11901481
when you see a kinder bueno
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>>11903694
bueno is not sold in the US market

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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she's gorgeous flo dron

Your fortune: Outlook good
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THE DAY YOU LEFT ME — THERE WAS A FEELING I HAD NEVER SHOWN
THE DAY YOU TOLD ME

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>>11903688
two same numbers!
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>>11903688
Two same leading digits! Two same number!
>>11903694
Two same leading digits!
>>11903884
Two same leading digits!
>>11904016
Two same leading digits!
>>11904320
Two same leading digits!
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flo dron reverse osmosis (im thirsty)
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>>11904343
>>11904345
GUYS OH GUYS! PLEASE DO SOMETHING IM ON MY KNEES HERE
>>11904348
DID YOU JUST SAY REVERSE OSMOSIS?? HAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS CLEVER I HAD TO ACTUALLY LOOK UP WHAT REVERSE MEANT :DD well, that's flo for ya! I bet she knows what osmosis is! passive consumption of information brother — in-ci-dental, that is!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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WOAH

Your fortune: Good Luck
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people, people, everybody people
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good thieves of burning cars
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>>11902397
another night of losing count of cans of bud lite

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>>11905598
why do you keep saying that
the question is 'why'. i want an answer. explain yourself.
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>>11901481
suno's away with me
https://voca.ro/1cxfoDulgafj

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11905798
it's a line from a cool song by a band called klaxons. that song keeps playing in my mind on repeat so I keep posting it's lyrics cuz I love singing it.. I'm sorry if you don't fancy this but hey Christmas is coming so maybe that's something to look forward to :DD

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11905796
what goes well with beer
does beer make you fat

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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someone needs to address the fortune situation in here
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we will all pull through you guys don't worry..
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in all honesty folks there's so much to say on this yummy Christmas coffee

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AND IN THE CRUSH OF THE DARK

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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OH THIS FORTUNE HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL ON ME
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I LOVE CHRISTMAS AAAAAAAAA
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Pseudo Mia Wallace
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11907240
ya like that? enjoying the fleece throw blanket? a festive one?
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>>11905799 (dubs)
>>11905849
>>11906083
>>11906684
>>11906719
Five same fortune!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11907620
BUT HOW????? YOURE EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS :DD
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>>11907620
sorry forgot name
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DO WHAT! YOU WANT! ME TO!
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>>11907704
I don't feel feel Christmassy this year. Considering converting to Judaism.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11907776
what would you do to tewi if she came over
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>>11907112
that's a horrible thing to say
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>>11908216
I'm gonna need you to run right out and whip me up a twenty word essay on just how excited you are excited for Christmas
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okay let's talk about going to starbux for Christmas and having iced cappuccino there
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Crudehumour
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I don't understand
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she's gorgeous.. outlandishly beautiful
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she is
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crudehumor
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bah!
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SHE IS GORGEOUS I LOVE HER
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I LOVE YOU FLO! I LOVE YOUUUUUUU
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FLO YOU ARE GORGEOUS BUT I DOUBT YOURE A VIRGIN
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good thread
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okay flo dron let me stroke youre thigh please
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you're dead man HALF-ALIVE who hangs from helping numbers one two five
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hey baby YOURE in love
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OKAY LETS TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS AND COFFEE HONESTLY THIS IS A SALIENT COMBINATION
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she is beautiful but the real question is does she love cock
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it's okay you guys we'll pull through
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SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT
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SO LONG AND GOODNIGHTTTT
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Go fuck ya motha lole
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>>11911098
just raped your nigger mother and teared her anus apart LOL
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>>11907776
if you could convert to judaism you could also convert to being black or asian, the farthest you can go is being the butt of a joke for being talked into getting your foreskin clipped
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>>11901496
how about warm tea with rum then :3
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>>11911134
yummy??
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think we can all agree this is a glorious thread
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it is
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so you took a chance -- and made other plans
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IN ALL HONESTY FLO ITS NOT LIKE I EVER DENIED YOU ANYTHING
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JUST SPREAD YOUR LEGS FOR ME BABUY PLEASE
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PLEASE OH PLEASE
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well yeah.. flo would saythat
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there's so much to tell on flo having lots of sex with boys ^^
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say, flo, when was the last time you had sex
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such a fragmented world
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yeah uh I'm looking at Vincent valentine here wow
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yummy..
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This Christmas feels like like THE VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO ME!
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>>11912538
come right over brother let's have a seat and I'll offer you sum coffee and you will talk to me about your expectations for this Christmas ;) ;)
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ITS LIKE I CANT BREATHEEEEEEE

Your fortune: Average Luck
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FLO I LOVE YOU LETE HAVE SEX PLEASE

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the fortune situation
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>>11913154
>>11913388
lesbian situation
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>>11913560
the sitch??
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such a lovely thread :3
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mouth is weeping..
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her life as Liz - the insanity
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Liz loves sex
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does she now..
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I bet she does.
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>>1-1-9-0-4-3-4-5
>>11903688
Two same leading digits! Two same number!
>>11903694
Two same leading digits!
>>11903884
Two same leading digits!
>>11904016
Two same leading digits!
>>11904320
Two same leading digits!
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its christmas
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>>11913583
none watsoevre
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>>11914129
oh mother you're crazy :P
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>>11914203
cryptojew/nigger
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>>11914207
what's that now? your a cryptojew AND a nigger? yikes :D seems like you're the ultimate subhuman xD
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>>11914131
goku san.. Boku...
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>>11914131
lara fabian army roll call
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>>11914133
I am engulfed by youre dubs but please have some coffee oh please won't you make some coffee
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ITS ME BABY ITS ME JUST LOOK AT ME
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SHES JUST FORCING HER WAY IN ISNT SHE
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yeah flo baby show me your juicy thighs oh just like that let me grope you're legs

Your fortune: Good Luck
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nigger
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>>11914429
what's that now? your a cryptojew AND a nigger? yikes :D seems like you're the ultimate subhuman xD

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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sorry forgot to take the name off

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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much better

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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the spirit of [s4s] oh glory

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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that's okay I'd rather do the fruit pie

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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HORSES WANNA DANCE

Your fortune: Average Luck
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nice
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>>11914756
this may surprise you but the Christmas is coming. I'm gonna need you to run right out and slap together a fifteen word essay on how much you love Christmas brother!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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thqte okay brothers really

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11915645
TTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHEE BROTHER BROTHEE BROTHER BRHTKEHR AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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yeah.. cheyach.. Christmas
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yeah well.. Christmas archives of the coffee
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it's okay brothers. Christmas is coming :o
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realistically speaking
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I JUST LOVE CHRISTMAS BROTHERS
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PLEASE HELP ME AAAAAAA
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OH NOES IM HERE
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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I just shat me britches
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loving the wreath brother
>>11917663
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I can smell it in the air
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>>11917865
Don't fart in the living room!
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>>11917865
*BRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP*
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good thread
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looks like people dig this thread
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>>11918182
I love the bar fight scene when Magick gets elbowed in the nose and falls to the ground knocked out.
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>>11918209
nakadachi are you preparing for Christmas are your preparations in order
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>>11918399 (nice dubs)
I haven't done anything yet, the only thing I'm interested in doing is putting up the christmas lights because they're bright and prettyyy.
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>>11918182
looks like you're off you're meds and succumbing to the delusions again

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11918450
they are bright and pretty jenny.. you are correct ^w^ it would appear that the ambit of the appurtenance of the debonair wellspring is the hurtling wisteria

Your fortune: Outlook good
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this thread has taken its toll on me
and she said goodbye too many times before

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11918515
your cognitive impairment is total cringe
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>>11918537
so basically what you're trying to say is that youre cognitive impairment is cringe because you're a subhuman redditor nigger whose nigger mom I raped? sounds true

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11918546
no. what he's saying is your posts are cringe and highly indicative mental, cognitive and emotional dysfunction of a sort that is shocking and jarring to any person that has taken the time to discern it in your nature, countenance and posting style.

something akin to meeting ed gein in his natural habitat.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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thinking about the pies.. fruit pies....

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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yummy. but has anyone ever baked them is the question we need to answer

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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horses wanna dance but find..

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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pie lovers

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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bah! the principles of pie are inconceivable

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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I know it's coming down

Your fortune: Average Luck
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WOAH

Your fortune: Good Luck
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the day you left me

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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there was a feeling I had never... what?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11919023
you are one seriously warped and strange agent

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax3M2V2JTVE&pp=ygUcaXQnbGwgY29tZSB0byB5b3Ugam9obiBoaWF0dA%3D%3D

Your fortune: Average Luck
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NIGHT SHIFT! SISTERS! AWAIT YOUR NIGHTLY -- VISITOR
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>>11919023
lole
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>>11919878
I'm glad you enjoyed that because it brightens my mood too
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oh wow.m
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whois lookup:
crudehumour223@gmail.com
eye pee located
---STARTING TRANSMISSION---
Name:
Unknown
Age:
N/A
DOB:
No, its not Dobson
Citizenship:
No, citizen is not ship but a type of watch
---ENDING TRANSMISSION---
That's all we know.
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>>11920089
humour man, take me by the hand :D
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>>11920126
All rights reserved (R).
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Christmas man take me by the hand
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WOAH
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ILL BE YOUR LIGHT IN THE MISTTTT
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okay well
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you reckon flo dron has ever had sex
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okay brothers commencing the pie phenomenon
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if you are ID: heaven

i'd rather be dead

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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I don't get it
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WOAH
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ILL BE YOUR LIGHT IN THE MIST
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Ocean man
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>>11921459
TAKE ME BY THE HAND? IS THAT WHAT YOURE TELLING ME SQUIRE? LOOK AT ME PLEASE >.<
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huh..
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I bet flo drom loves having sex with boys
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I am seriously in love with the idea of having some pie. thinking about its potential drawbacks

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11922404
Oh yeah?
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>>11922841
I bet venus loves doing it too. I'm almost certain you could just swing a bag of haribos right in front of her face and she'd let you do her right there and then without even taking her knickers off.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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don't be an iconoclast brother

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11923043
men loved the darkness more than the light
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>>11923051
THATS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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and good thieves of burning cars......

Your fortune: Outlook good
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YOU START AT THE EDGE

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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BROTHERS WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME CHRISTMAS IS COMING I LOVE CHRISTMAS OH GOD I LOVE CHRISTMAS I LOVE YOU GOD

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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I do love Christmas

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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it's a joyful celebration
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AND I KNOW IM DEAD BEFORE MY TIME
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let's just think this through brothers. Christmas is coming
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eyes are weeping
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IM GONNA SAVE HIM FROM HIMSELF
HERES A PICTURE WITH A NOTE NO DONT TURN OUT LIKE ME -- ITS ONLY FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
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yeah I dunno I'm thinking flo dron really did have sex
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we're moving up in the industry brother..
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AND LOOK AT ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH GADGETS AND GIZMOS AND EMAIL ADDRESSES
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okay brothers Christmas is coming
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NIGHTSHIFT! SISTERS! AWAIT YOUR NIGHTLY CHRISTMAS
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>>11925880
restaurant patrons encircle burning psychos

owners wanna fly but find their wings are damaged
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>>11925887
lol. ur cute I like you and your post~
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we all love Christmas so much all of us on [s4s] right?? :D
>>11925887
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Christmas is closer every day
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it is
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everyone loves christmas.
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I LOVE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH
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Christmas is gay. Anyone who likes Christmas is a faggot bitch.
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>>11927441
the presents are real?
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the gifts are HWHAT?
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I LOVE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH OH GOD
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>>11927429
bury ebil? more like bury jewbil lole
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SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL US BROTENDO?
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>>11928846
A joke!
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I tell you NAWTHING!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11929581
donlatch.. please talk to me about Christmas I'm begging you
>>11929501
sounds festive enough. consider the preparations
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>>11929899 (dubs)
Chrissumassu is a holiday practiced by good model gentiles.

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I love Christmas so much
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Crudehumour…brother I..
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this guy.. are you pulling my leg here??

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11929581
what there's to tell ? there will be no money in January or February
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not quite sure friendo
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the only time anyone ever said friendo we know where it was!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>11931611
Two same numbers!
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>>11931617
point me to 'em brother
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why are you happy

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11931917
excu- excuse you seuss? are you trying to tell me you're somehow not happy about the forthcoming Christmas celebration? I want you to think your response through before replying to me

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11931926
I'm unhappy!

Everything is amazing, and no one is excited!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11931936
don't do that to me

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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YEAH WELL

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Crude, even though I don't post in your threads very often because you genuinely unnerve me, I want you to know I think you're one of the best namefigs. You inspire a combination of feelings in me unlike anyone else on [s4s]. It starts as fascination, with what appear on the surface to be the ravings of a psychotic. But as you listen a little closer, you catch a glimmer of intelligence, of self-awareness, of charm, even. And then you begin to wonder if he's talking to you. He's staring you right in the eyes. And in his eyes you see desperation, you see longing, he needs something and he's looking to you for it. A simple, human need: Just somebody to talk to. You start to step a little closer. But, something in his face catches you, makes you pause. What is he really going to do once you get close? You wonder. So, torn between compassion and fear, you just stand there paralyzed. It's beautifully agonizing and twisted. At least that's how I feel when I read a crudehumour thread. Love you, Crude. Merry Christmas.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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This Christmas dinner I’m gonna eat sausage balls and pizza and ham and taters and mac n cheese and rolls and all kinds of shit dude oh yea also various deserts and drink some homemade punch :)))
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>>11932720
GHWHFFFFF PPFFHFFFFFFFFFFFH MMMMOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYY MMA- MAMA MMMMOOMMMYYY --drools and spins and twirls--
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>>11932232
but im black i didndu funnni
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woah! speedy board
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>>11933509
Two same leading digits!
>>11933572
Two same leading digits!
>>11934054
Two same leading digits!
>>11934057
Two same leading digits!
>>11934650
Two same leading digits!
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CHANGEEEEEEEE EVERYTHING YOU AREEEEE
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>>11901481
bump
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>>11933572
in positive you have little to no clue how HAPPY IT MAKES ME TO KNWO RHAT YOURE GOING TO GUZZLE DOWN SO MUCH YUMMY FOOD.. DO YOU EV- EVEN REALIZE *lies down on the floor* HOW AWESOME UT US THAT YOULL BE EATING SAUSAGE BALLS AND PIZZA AND HAM AND TATERS? :o ON TOP OF THAT THERE WILL EVEN BE MAC N CHEESE AND ROLLS AND DESSERS AND PUNCH? DUDE THIS IS ONE OF THE POSTS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE EAT YUMMY FOOD FOR CHRISTMAS LOVE IT JUST LOVE IT THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT WIRH ME ^w^
>>11935876
GREETINGS!! CHECK OUT THIS RAD POST --->>11933572
>>11933509
OOOOOO ITS RIDING TOWARDS US ALL HAHAHAHAHAH
>>11932720
WOAH! YOU'D SAY THAT WOULDN'T YOU? :P
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>>11929581
that sounds interesting. tell me some more!
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krill-edible oceans at their feet..
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A TROUBLESOME TROUPE OUT ON SAFARI
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11936965
CHRISTMAS CAME AROUND WOW
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>>11937507
Only 3 days left until Christmas!
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>>11937511
your mom left until christmas
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>>11932720
so does that mean you still interact with me occasionally, just not too often? or does it mean you've actually never talked to me on here ever
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I’m drinkin eggnog
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>>11937716
oh are you? is that what you're saying? I can only assume you're enjoying yourself and that eggnog is yummy and you're happy is that correctamundo?
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the eggnog brothers
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>>11935876
every post deserves a reply friend-brother
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>>11938382
but if every post deserves a reply, what happens to the most recent post? there will always be an unreplied post and we would be forced to keep posting in every thread ad nauseam
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>>11938392
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
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>>11938392
MOUTH IS WEEPING!
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>>11938392
>>11938392
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OH BROTHERS
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OKAY WE'RE COMMENCING THE LOVABLES HERE THE IN THE UH.. WHAT NOW??
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WE ALL LOVE CHRISTMAS HERE
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okay brothers let's start with the festive dinner preparations
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>>11901481
you've had it with this i take it
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>>11939880
EXPLAIN
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>>11939910
it could go either way
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>>11939644
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>>11939926
HHHHHOWWWWWWW
>>11939913
CHRISTMAA IS COMING
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ARE~???

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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and good thieves of burning cars encircle -- AAAAAAAA

Your fortune: Outlook good
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poisoned rivers minds and

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Christmas is glorious

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11940692
and what.....................
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>>11941600
you'd love to know wouldn't you sweet cheeks =^-^=

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11940379
what do you eat, mister humour?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11941677
are you the micku individual
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Reminder to replace your batteries before they get old and die. Leaving you with no juice.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11941895
THATS A HORRIBLE THING TO POST
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>>11941887
yes now what do you eat please answer this is very important also i'm drinking milk right now (whole)

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11942338
wow I saved that mickuer cuz I LIK- liked it and today coffee with a shot of carsmels syrup and cream :):) thanksxey you very much a lot
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>>11942535
sounds lovely
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>>11942673
CHRISTMAS IS COMING AAAAAAAAAA
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11943454
BROTHER.. TALK TO ME PLEASE ARE YOU FEELING FESTIVE??
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>>11942673
chrISTMAS INBOUNDDDDDD
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no they don't bother mey..
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n good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds......
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>>11944234
and hearts

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11944254
HOWD YOU KNOW?? HOW? AAAAAAA THANK YOU
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>>11944259
you are FUBAR groomer
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>>11944261
wait what? you are FUBAR you subhuman nigger that got groomed? that's true LOL I'm raping your nigger mother
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a soundcard that connects to your computer via a usb
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>>11944100
two same numbers!
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>>11937713
I still talk to you crude! You introduced me to Tim Minchin for which I am ever grateful! Maybe I blew things out of proportion with that post, I think you're a pretty cool and funny guy, and as far as I can tell I think you have a good heart. I didn't mean to put you down, I was more trying to flatter you because I think the whole making people uncomfortable thing is what you're going for in these bits, sometimes? Maybe I should talk to you more. It's not like I... have to...email you...
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>>11944342
will reply soon
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11944342
I doubt you could even begin to comprehend just how much that means 2 me.. do you realize how flattered and swayed I am by your post? no, clearly you don't. I'm immensely thankful to you for your kind words. don't worry, even initially I never got the impression that you were acting condescendingly with me honestly I'm thankful for any words of praise and I'm glad you fancy tim minchins work. I find you a cool individual as well and I like your joke at the end of your post where you said it's not like you had to email me >///< xd merry Christmas to ya mate you can share something you like with me 2 and I'll check it out
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WOAH//
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I LOVE CHRISTMASSSS
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huh.. good thread
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such a speedy board
>>11944342
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yah
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>>11901481
Hello Dark Child of Christmas Coziness. Many a tidings a dubs to you to.
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>>11944234
lime tastes disgusting

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11947255
but why did mickie eat lime pie in natural born killers then
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oh noes



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