Catfish is dying
Where did it all go wrong for this sweet little boy?
what in the actual fuck am i looking at here?Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11974737wtf is that shit
>>11974744I mean the filename spells it out pretty transparently
>>11974737>>11974741Who will make a documentary about Catfish? Wavywebsurf, Gamer from Mars, Turkey Tom?
It's kind of disheartening to think that Catfish might not make it to the end of this year.If you don't hate his guts, of course.>>11974741what a nice-looking fella.
this is partyman he's the life of the party
>cellulitis*sip*presumably this is sequelae.smfh.looks fungal. candida.get some miconazole 4% vaginal cream.apply liberally.if it's fungal you'll get a reaction after a few hours.if it's fungal you're going to want to be evaluated for disseminated infection.fluconazole may not be a suitable first line if you have disseminated infection because efflux.caspofungin or amphotericin would be a safer bet.good luck mr. fish.goddamn.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11974781Would the yellow coloring not indicate a staph infection?
>>11974737>>11974741Honestly makes me wonder which came first, the alcoholism or bacteria/fungi thinking he's a delicious snack. Maybe he drinks nightly to distract from being eaten alive, maybe he's being eaten alive because of having his blood alcohol level near 1% constantly for the last decade making his immune system commit die?Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11974776this is nice partymanYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11974789the exudate could indicate either.the miconazole would rule out fungal if non reactive.>cellulitismotherfuckers should have biopsied culture and microscopy.i'm on record.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
noooooo, catfishpleeeae
>>11974781forgot picgodamn.
>>11974813fun fact!: this is the most potent otc miconazole available.it will wipe out athletes foot and jock itch in 24 hours.is also effective for ringworm.Your fortune: Outlook good
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11974813if it is fungal you can go on tea tree oil , safe bet wonderful resultsYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11974895nope. tea tree oil by itself is not going to clear candida. it will also irritate infected skin.if mr. fish has a deep seated candida infection as sequelae from cellulitis he's going to need systemic treatment. (IV)as an adjunct it may reduce efflux but it's not a first line by any means.*sip*Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11974895and if mr. fish is drinking as much as he claims to he's going to increase the virulence of any opportunistic pathogens coming his way.Your fortune: Outlook good
nice beard he got there
>>11974895we're also not talking treatment.we're using the miconazole as a diagnostic tool.uninfected tissue will not show reactivity to miconazole.*sip*Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
It's embarrassing I even have to say that but that's not me
when i saw the "cellulitis" picture and heard the patient reporting on his condition and treatment i had a bad sinking feeling there'd be some sequelae.i can tell you from my experience with it there's no love lost between me and the american healthcare establishment.*sip*none whatsoever.https://patient-safety.comYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11974962Clean your a- sorry, wrong person
>>11974973You... really think about his asshole a lot don't you?
>>11974962so someone used AI to give you a blistering case of something?Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11974766How about a Genosamuel series
>>11974962disregard this, I am dying and vomiting blood
>>11974962be ok
>>11974962Shut up catfish. You're clearly dying and we're all very sad about it
>>11974974Every passing second
>>11974978are you actually ok?
>>11974924at least is a penny job...without prescriptions and hasslesYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
I contacted this after rimming a homeless bum for half a bottle of henny
>>11975013worff
he insulted my drawing so idc
>>11975273You're like a little girl with syrupy hands tugging on my shirt.
>>11975277Better to be tickled with lies than stabbed with truth, eh?
>>11974737thanks for the fat bonerI'm boutta jerk it to cadefish
>>11975283Well if you're the critic it is more versa vice.
>>11974737post the other cheek
brush your teeth
>>11975283you also went into another thread about a videogame with a whole conversation and then said 'dude no one cares'like ok retard? gtfo from that thread
>>11974737*POST THE OTHER CHEEK>POST THE OTHER CHEEK*POST THE OTHER CHEEK
>>11974737*POST THE OTHER CHEEK>POST THE OTHER CHEEK*POST THE OTHER CHEEK*POST THE OTHER CHEEK>POST THE OTHER CHEEK*POST THE OTHER CHEEKYour fortune: Outlook good
>>11975313No clue what you're talking bout, jack.Can you provide some evidence if you willYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11974737Good
>>11975283you not liking something automatically makes it good
>A-Honey-colored-crusts-localized-on-patients-face-due-to-secondary-bacterial-infection.pngImminent malpractice suit for tea bitch over egregious misdiagnosis and peddling shit that will not work.
>>11975341NO NOT GOOD!!!!WE ARE NOW LIVING UNDER THE PARADIGM OF "RATIONED CARE". IT'S A CONTRIVED HANDWRINGING TACTIC AND TURNS THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH INTO A JOKE AND COMPLETELY VIOLATES THE SOCIAL CONTRACT BY NULLIFYING THE EXPECTATION OF HONEST AND LUCID MEDICAL CARE!!!!!EVERY COMMUNITY HAS "UNDESIRABLES" AND ALCOHOLICS, DRUG ADDICTS AND AUTISMOS ARE FIRST UP ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK.TREATMENT IS NOW OPINION BASED AND FOCUSED ON SYMPTOMS NOT CAUSES.SUCH PEOPLE ARE ROUTINELY GIVEN SUBSTANDARD CARE AND LEFT TO GET SICKER OR EVEN MADE SICKER BY CONTACT WITH THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT.NOSOCOMIAL INFECTION IS NO LONGER ANATHEMA IT'S THE GOAL.WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT INFECTIOUS DEATH TRAPS YOU'LL NOT WANT TO BELIEVE IT.BUT YOU'D BETTER.https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11964923/#11965025Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11975377MDPIhttps://www.mdpi.com › ...Candida Auris, An Agent of Hospital-Associated Outbreaks: Which Challenging Issues Do ...by R Sabino · 2020 · Cited by 98 — Candida infections are ranked as the most common of nosocomial infections caused by fungi, emerging as a serious public health problem worldwide [3]. Invasive ...DO YOU THINK THEY'LL DO ACCURATE DIAGNOSIS???????WHY LEAVE TO CHANCE SOMETHING YOU CAN DETERMINE FOR YOURSELF.MICONAZOLE WILL ABSOLUTELY INDICATE A FUNGAL INFECTION IF PRESENT.*sip*so kindly stfu.Your fortune: Average Luck
>>11975390YES TEA FERREN YOU KNOW IT TELL THEM TEA FREN
>>11975329It was a league of legends thread where you insulted yuki
>>11975390https://www.researchgate.net/publication/373272791_Micronutrient_deficiency_with_skin_and_systemic_symptoms_a_case_report_of_acrodermatitis_enteropathicaDude, the primary source of the image says it was diagnosed as a bacterial infection and successfully treated with ceftriaxone.
>>11975396I shit talk yuji all the time. He amuses me in his reaction and it's not done maliciously. Trust me you'll know if I truly dislike someoneYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11975399you and yuji really need to meet, it would be like some kind of buddy cop movie
>>11975395https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11969538/#11969766cryptococcus, candida, cancer.these words are interchangeable.once colonized in deep tissue, candida does everything that cancer is said to do.cryptococcus is routinely diagnosed (on opinion with no testing done) as COPD.10 years later when it migrates to the brain it's called stage 4 inoperable cancer or alzheimer's.when questioned about missing a stage 2 or 3 diagnosis they scream we need better diagnostic tools.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11975395"Medicine unnecessarily kills as many people per week as firearms kill per year (see Preventable Deaths). Medicine is the most dangerous place most people in the USA ever go. It is outrageous that patients have no ability to see what and where the dangers are so that they can avoid them. From outside of medicine it now is possible to collect the information that will enable them to do that. If we tracked just 3% of patients, we could learn an enormous amount of what is necessary for patients, for the first time in history, to be able to make the very first judgement any patient must make, and that is whether the risks of seeking care are greater than the risks of not seeking it in the first place. How could we get 3% to sign up for tracking? Have you ever spoken to a patient injured in medicine? They get so that they wish they could get all the information about their own cases into the headlines of whatever media exists, just to try to prevent what happened to them from happening to anyone else. But they cannot even get their own primary care physicians to make an honest record of it."https://patient-safety.comYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11975411YOU ARE A REALLY SMART GUY TEA FERREN
Even without the research paper that the image came from irrefutably proving tea drinker to be an imbecile, honey colored lesions are a telltale sign of staph infection. Candida infections don't look like that shit.
>>11975416H A L L O W E E NYour fortune: Outlook good
I can't stop repeating myself but is this the end of catfish?I don't think so at least it would be a change for this board once in a while
>>11975417Get well soon.
>>11975397it doesn't say it was treated with anything.and based on my nightmare experience with the the medical establishment since 2018 ruling out anything fungal is something you must do yourself.those infections can remain subclinical for years and then one day? boom.catastrophic event.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11975432Read the full paper, not the extract. You can download the pdf directly from the link I posted.
>>11975416no u baka!People also askCan you have a fungal and bacterial infection at the same time?Our results showed that 40.3% of patients with pulmonary fungal infections had fungal and bacterial co-infections. The clinical manifestations of fungal and bacterial co-infections are more serious than those of fungal infections alone.Nov 1, 2021https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov › PM...Prevalence of Fungal and Bacterial Co-Infection in Pulmonary Fungal ...Your fortune: Bad Luck
This nigga gets shown irrefutable proof that he's wrong including instructions on how to read the proof that he's wrong and then starts posting cope articles with broken urls about pulmonary infections.pulmonary = in the LUNGS, Not the SKIN. Forget room temperature IQ, shawty got below freezing IQ.
>>11975454fungus forms symbiotic relationships with other cells. that's how you get kombucha.it does the same in the body.in any tissue that it's in.those adhesins are a real confusing bitch sometimes.whatever mr. fish is experiencing i can only hope he's getting proper care because i sure the fuck am not.*sip*Your fortune: Average Luck
little lite reading.*sip*https://www.synthego.com/blog/crispr-fungi-shapiroYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
An alcoholic developed impetigo on his face, here's how his organs shut down.EA is a 40 year old man presenting to the emergency room with honey colored lesions on his face and swelling of the underlying tissues.EA was an unemployed beggar who enjoyed partying alone. He would drink several bottles of his favorite Hennessy whisky every night and pass out.One night he was down on his luck and hadn't any money for his alcohol fix. Jaquarius, EA's only friend made him an offer that was too good to be true.In exchange for performing a "rusty trombone" on Jaquarius' unwashed homeless-ass booty he would give EA his half-drank bottle of Henny.The next morning EA work up to an itchy burning on his mouth and lips. It hurt his skin to move his jaw and his facial muscles and he was running a temperature of 102 degrees.When he vomited up more blood than he normally does he called for an ambulance and he's brought to the emergency room where we are now.At examination the medical team noticed that EA had an obvious bacterial skin infection.EA was prescribed Monistat 3: a pessary cream designed to be inserted in the vagina for treating vaginal yeast infection.His doctor did this because he had read the abstract to a paper that said 40% of fungal lung infections also had bacterial co-infection, although it didn't mention the percentage of fungal co-infection in bacterial infections and it had nothing to do with skin.After struggling to apply the cream to his face with the vaginal applicators that aren't designed for use on the face EA thought that everything would be ok.Days passed in hospital but the lesions on his face only got worse and his temperature had risen to 108 degrees.The high fever put extra stress on his already damaged kidneys and liver and they began to shut down and his brain slipped into a coma.For EA after abstaining from antibiotics for several days and swimming in vagina cream he did not regain consciousness and his life support was switched off.
>>11975518lmaoYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
I wish someone would be on my dick as hard as you all are on catfishes
>>11975405Wow, you were the walterposter all this time.Fuck yourself, fucking faggot. Fuck you
>>11975561they are not the same person
>>11975618BROWNE BUTTTTEEEE
I wanted to hide this thread cuz the op pic is gross but it's a thread about me so my vanity prevailed BUT ITS THE WORST THREAD ON THE BOARD LOOK AT THIS SHITE. Cleansing is needed.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
this thread is shitand this is the dumbest conspiracy ever >>11975561kys
>>11975618true. i'm paying homage."She's some kind of demon messin' in the glueIf you don't watch out it'll stick to youTo youWhat kind of fool are you?Strange brew - killin' what's inside of youOn a boat in the middle of a raging seaShe would make a scene for it all to beIgnoredAnd wouldn't you be bored?Strange brew - killin' what's inside of you"–Cream>>119755189/10lol'd.homeless don't drink henny.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Best thread we've had in weeks. This is the new boating accident.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
This cocksuckers going to be necrobump this for a week I bet
>>11975642>>11975802You know what to do, go fucking kill yourself, worthless piece of shit
>>11975631>t.
>>11975835where’s your proof nigga
>>11975854off by oneYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11975854>>11975862Both of you, take meds (fags)
>>11975863you're the one creating lackluster theories
daddy catfish has his own harem UwU
>>11975871who's in it?
>>11975874the AI avatarfag and his other 2 split personalities
>>11975835fu."The yeast Candida albicans (C. albicans) normally resides as a harmless commensal in the human intestinal tract, but can translocate from the gut into the bloodstream in predisposed individuals such as immunocompromised patients4. Its virulence partly depends on the transition from yeast to hyphal growth forms5."https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7031049/strange brew kill what's inside of you....one CFU is all it takes.guess who is donating blood again?Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11975870What kind of mentally ill retard would make a walterposting, huh?
>>11975561that nigga left and y'all keep bringing them up smh
>>11975878Who are you quoting?>>11975884Blame tea fren, he is a fucked up idiot
Okay so I really like the culture of this board and feel like I 'get' the humor and silliness of the memes posted here. Anything from anime to birds, I get it. It's stupid, it's silly, it's great. I love it.BUT, that fucking Walter. that FUCKING Walter. You know, the one posted with '[Walt jr Vomiting]' as a caption? No explanation exists on the planet for where that meme came from. I don't know what it's referencing, if it's referencing anything, or why it's funny. It makes me SO mad every time I see it because someone is obviously posting it every single day but while everything else is an inside joke that most people on this board can share, that Walter is something that only ONE person on the planet must get, and I FUCKING HATE IT.FUCK the vomiting Walter. FUCK him.
bump
>>11975882you probably since you're the one mentioning it
>>11975889baseless personal attack, vulgar language and blatant attempt at character assassination.*sip*"Well I used to be disgustedNow I just try to be amused"–Elvis CostelloYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>11975405it's crazy how posting something breaking bad related causes chaos, schizophrenia attacks and drama
>>11975917>t. tea fren being tea fren>*sip*
>>11975952i remain unfazed*sip*Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11975893lolYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11975618>>11975870quit defending your boyfriend trannie
>>11975984lole
Jesus what a depressing thread. Do you guys have fun acting like this?
>>11976075Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11976075[s4s] is all I've got, I don't have a choice
>>11976099
>>11976113Who can I credit when I xeet this exquisite meme to my xitter page?Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11974737goddamn mr. fish.wtf."Make me cry"–Pearl JamYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11974737this beast features a baked maple neck with rosewood fingerboard.*sip*those three mini humbuckers will come in handy because i'm planning on doing some thin lizzy covers in the pub.*sip*she plays alot like hendrix.she goes for tonality.so they made her a guitar.*sip*i want one.motherfucker.she's doing it right mr. fish.*sipZ*Your fortune: Better not tell you now
okay.*sip*she gave us a booty shot. it ain't boner or vulva but it's a recognized good faith effort.*sip*don't you die on me mr. fish.goddamn.motherfucker.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8jxAKmojxY&pp=ygUWbG9zIGFnZWxlc3Mgc3QgdmluY2VudA%3D%3D"How could anybody have youHow could anybody have youAnd lose youHow could anybody Have you and lose youAnd not lose their minds too?"–St.Vincentplease don't die mr. fish.i would be very upset.bitch.*sip*Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11975546They sure love riding it, up and down>>11975832eeeyep
>>11976101thats pretty sad and pathetic
+3db audiobang.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h9TlaYxoOO8&pp=ygUWbG9zIGFnZWxlc3Mgc3QgdmluY2VudA%3D%3Dhow could anybody have you and lose you?get smart mr. fish.you can call me schizoor make me sip nigger cum.*sip*you are for inexplicable reasons needed here.motherfucker.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11976282It could be a lot worse, I could be a /bant/ or sharty poster.
>>11976285Absolutely>>11976282I do not agree only having [s4s] is kind of like only having a nice and epic family
fp.imma stfu now.it's been a kind of bad day.the worst thing catfish ever did to me was call me schizo on vocaroo and make me sip n*gger cum in the imposter threads.this OP is fukkken with my head.imma stfu now.*sip*Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11976304Good. Go the fuck away lolNo one listens to your drivel
>>11974737your mome is dying :(
>>11976311dubs checked*sip*Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11974737>tiny deskshe's a gem mr. fish.*sip*mmfff... and so are you...."Keep yourself alive"–Queenhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BfYJt1O8ZjY&pp=ygUVc3QuIFZpbmNlbnQgdGlueSBkZXNrwtf.WTF.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
it hurtsYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11976205>>11976221>>11976266>>11976283>>11976304>>11976331>tea fren melting down >*sip*
>>11976448niggerYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
this is horrid
>>11976702nature is beautiful I thought though
Probably the best [s4s] thread all year. It has drama, schizophrenic meltdowns, scientific medical debates, and Chainsaw Man.Then again we're only 5 days into the year.
>>11977162The topkek spikeman also quality, I think 2025 has already peaked.
>>11977307No, that was shit
>>11977323>>>/b/adtastemight be more your speed
bumpYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
you've already got 2 predisposing factors for gut dysbiosis: heavy drinking and use of antibiotics.overgrowth is a real possibility but the establishment will deemphasize this at every available opportunity."FAQs about fluconazole and interactionsHere are some frequently asked questions about fluconazole and possible interactions.Can I take fluconazole with antibiotics?Yes, many antibiotic drugs are safe to take with fluconazole. In fact, taking antibiotics can cause fungal infections in some people. Because of this, healthcare professionals may prescribe fluconazole and antibiotics together."https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/drugs-fluconazole-tablet-interactions#when-to-avoidi remember reading an article that russian doctors routinely prescribe fluconazole with oral antibiotics to inhibit fungal overgrowth in the gut.it was also stated that fluconazole is cheap and easily produced so this did not over burden the system and the benefits were said to be worth a little added expense.come to burger land.the american pharmacy is the most price gouged motherfucker on the planet.charging $20.00 for one single 200mg tablet of fluconazole is obscene.fluconazole and clotrimazole are in the same class.i can go to dollar store and get 200 mgs of clotrimazole in antifungal cream for $1.also the liver toxicity is greatly over stated which by design leads to underdosing.“If we can get just 10% of people to be smart patients, it will change the system.” – Mehmet Oz, surgery professor.https: patient-safety.comYour fortune: Excellent Luck
this thread is representative sample.and if even one of you brain dead mollusks had a clue what that means you'd be weeping like tea fren.*sip*don't post me pictures of jesus.post me pictures of swords and muskets.plymouth rock gonna rock a little harder.*sip*Your fortune: Bad Luck
choose your healthcare providers wisely.*sip*https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f6LRUYjASOw&pp=ygUabWFob2dhbnkgcnVzaCBsb3ZlZCBieSB5b3U%3DYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11975518best post in this thread btw.*sip*Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Find a girl that looks at you like she looks at the t̷h̷i̷c̷k̷e̷s̷t̷ ̷l̷o̷n̷g̷e̷s̷t̷ ̷g̷i̷r̷t̷h̷i̷e̷s̷t̷ ̷j̷u̷c̷i̷ Freshest healthiest cucumber in the produce se ̷X̷c̷ section for pickling.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11977414>>11977653>>11977657>>11977679No one fucking cares schizo faggot
>>11976304Catfish is a literal pedophile who spends his days smoking cigarettes and drinking while fantasizing about fucking his aunt.
>>11978238Is his aunt a child? Tell me more of this lore.
>>11978240no one cares about lore
>>11974737cool
>>11978238Catfish is a lot of things but he's not a pedophile
>>11978435he's at least a hebe and could easily be a pedo if he wanted to. pretty much any man can shape his fetishes just by masturbating to the target fetish
>>11978438He likes disgusting fat hags is what I'm saying
>>11978438Yeah so currently Catfish is not a pedophile. Got it
>>11974737a little dab'll do ya
>>11978435frosty confirmed pedofish
>>11978510He's made comments on loli pics before that suggest otherwise
>>11978546What? I'm a snowman
I can't believe Catfish survived that boating accident only to fall to this.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11979725I think he already deaded =(
>>11980420oh no :(
>>11980587Fore!
>>11979725>>11980420catfish may be dead or alive but we all know he is already dead inside
>>11981260Chodinger's FatfishYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>11981260>>11980420>>11980587>>11981381
Yellow matter custardDripping from a dead dog's eyeI'm cryingYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>11981570You've been a naughty girl, you've let your niggers down.
>>11981574"Flying"*instrumental*Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11981580
>>11981914wtf
>>11981574lol
Your fortune: Average Luck
lol
>>11982626hmm, small urge to train his voice on an AI with some of the 9000 hours of vocaroos and have it do the skibidi song
>>11982626i would love to shit in that
>>11982942lol
>>11982626amazing
the catfish is dying thread, it trying to die
>>11984524NOT ALLOWED
>>11982933then do it
>>11985015I should.
is he dead is he dead?
>>11985662I think so
>>11986179confirmed he died
fuuuuuuuck
>>11986608I can't believe its over.
>>11987298R.I.T.