I drank a handle last night and woke up in the hospital and just got home. Normally I'd laugh at my idiocy but this was truly a wake up call Don't get me wrong, I'll still drink - I just won't mix it with delicious cran raspberry. Trust me I'm tired of it, so you must all be ill find a new gimmick..maybe, Huff Galaxy gas?Your fortune: Godly Luck
"shit I drank too much" Shouldve stopped there.Your fortune: Godly Luck
i smoked so much w33d last night
>>11983982Now that you mention it I was zooted on top of the drinking and was listening to the nier OSTWhich often puts me in a fugue state.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
This guy's says I'm dyingFUCK that guy I'll die when I want https://youtu.be/7c6uMbP4--E?si=_yoi4xuM982Fq5bKYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
You can flyTry it
feel like crushing another bottle of vodka. but i'm just not going tojust not gonnaYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11984014I'm sipping a beer just to get a buzz my friend Tim wants to do a cleanout at noon so I have to remain relatively sober.See I don't listen to myself. I used to drink liquor straight because I knew when to say when but when you mix it with delicious CRAN RASPBERRY you just kinda..drink too muchThen it shall be too late!Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11983990>often puts me in a fugue state.Catfish is Walterfag confirm
I'm going to go take a shower meow. I'll update you guys if I die https://youtu.be/X6e6F_z17sI?si=RMCd105jpvRVzZQvYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11984070Please, i beg you, make this world a better place and just fucking rope yourself already
>>11984070meow
>>11984077that's not how this worksYour fortune: Average Luck
catfish dying is making me take a serious look at my alcohol consumption, dying is not cool or nice
>>11984092This is why I don't believe in Scientology or Mormon-type bullshit that everyone has to be a happy positive shining paragon at all times. We need catastrophic antagonistic self-destructive wrecks like Catfish around as an example to learn from.
>>11984101You're a grown man who watches girly anime and cries like a woman. You've no place to mock catfish
>>11984083You should do it too, lets clean this place and remove all namefags and other attention seeking whores
>>11984083Please unironically kill yourself.You are a freak and a bad person.
>>11984136anon posters are just attention seeking whores afraid of any form of responsibility for what they say though.source: lole I am oneYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>11984136that's not how it worksYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>11984083>>11984145you aren't doing you *sip* gimmicktea fren is dying
>>11984143Your poor poor parents, you embarrassed them enough, end their suffering, make them happy, kill yourself
>>11984155lole like I'd listen to a fellow chicken shit attention whore. You first I'll go right after.
>>11983977you should have stopped before getting the captcha
*sip*Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11984145Kys
*sip*Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>11984145Kill yourself!Please tell us your real name, so that when you actually kill yourself I can confirm your obituary.
>>11984115Dude I'm not mocking Catfish or saying I'm perfect at all, if anything I'm defending him against the people telling him stuff like this>>11984077
*sip*Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11984169You should do the same as your retarded lover, drink yourself to an early grave.
>>11984178I wish I had enough money to drink myself to an early grave.Can we start a GoFundMe?
>>1198417Catfish is cool
>>11984183Yes, that happens to humans when they die.
>>11984182Then try flying, its free and fun. All you have to do is find a tall enough building or a bridge Livestream it when you jumpI believe in you, you can fly too
>>11984187Nice redditspacing.
>>119841884188 war race now dubs
>>11984188You sure do know a lot about reddit culture
>>11984183yes, he was cool 10000000 posts ago, but now it's like some live action rick and morty except [s4s] is morty and rick doesn't go on adventures, he just won't stop throwing up
>>11984192Another massive nigger, kys namefag
>>11984195but i'm up 34 to -1 and i'm spawnraping you, why would i even insult /kill at this point
>>11984195If it wasn't for the namefag shitshows this board would be shockingly boringI know you agree with me deep down
>>11984192Yeah it is epicI just hope he drinks less and lives...
>>11984198You're so braindead that all you muster is some nonsensical word soup
>>11984211nice dubs but your smol anine girl brain can't handle how 9001 even the most basic level of strategy Quake dueling has
>>11984199Then use Twitter, Instagram or reddit for your updoots and attention e-whoring, those places are specifically made for namefags, why stay on this so called boring anon board, when you can consume pure brainrot
>>11984219Why did you post an edgy Warhammer 40k Catfish-type image while saying this
>>11984222he prematurely unleashed the beast within
>>11984213Youre not cute, youre not a loli, youre a middle aged balding homosexual man in denialKys
>>11984222Random imagine i haveNot everything has to have some secret esoteric message
>>11984226dude i'm literally twisted fate*flashes over a wall and gold cards u*
>>11984231
>>11984234I genuinely have no idea what you're saying. Sorry I've never experienced serious brain damage, i cant understand you
>>11984241I would defend Yuji but anyone who plays League of Legends is absolutely brain damaged.
>>11984242yes when you're ironwhen youre a plat 4 ADC main and twisted fate one trick you need at like 16 DEX and INT to play it
>>11984242i also quit because i got ransomware then i got old and sick and have nerve failure so i probably won't even be plat if i ever come back to the game
>>11984234hit them with the vorpal blade yuji!Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11984244Highest I got was Silver as a Yorick one-trick, and like in every other avenue of my life I cheated the system and used underhanded tactics to get there.
>>11984242>>11984244Namefag and a leaguetard, no wonder i have a hard time understanding your word mush, youre worse than i thought.
>>11984248i'd ask you which version of Yorick you were playing but they're both braindead introchamps that stomp low elo on purposethis is the game you're playing, while i'm played in the minor leagues until i got too old to do it
>>11984258>they're both braindead introchamps that stomp low elo on purposeLike I said, I cheated the system and used underhanded tactics to get there. And I was ALWAYS using the Meowrick skin.
>>11984259and you didn't even get anywheresilver is the top 50% of the player pop (and that's just players who complete their ten placement matchups, not all the weekend warriors), where as high gold/low plat is the top 5%, and a few of my friends were diamond, the top 1%
>>11984263Let's not fight amongst ourselves.
>>11983971live long enough to play one of these mr. fish.baked maple for baked people.*sip*Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11984263Also this video says everything you need to know about League of Gonorrhea https://youtu.be/VjzgbZL12VI?si=1_e5f1NMsK97ygmu
>>11984242you said league is for brain damaged retards when after further analysis it has been concluded this is your approach to league then you complain black is OPperhaps it is you who should stop
>>11984268and get some of these.*sip*Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11984268K I L L Y O U R S E L FILLYOURSELFYour fortune: Outlook good
>>11984273I don't want to get on your bad side Yuji, I like you. It's the game I have a problem with, not you. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
>>11984271i saw that video on fucking release, he got banned for griefing because that's all he did in his vidsyou know what the problem with league of legends is? you only control one unithttps://youtu.be/Jen46qkZVNI
>>11984276sry not gonna happenYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>11984278>he got banned for griefingHe got banned for talking smack on the internet, not griefing. He was rightfully calling out a fucker who was ruining his ranked placements and got a little heated.
>>11984277and you hate the game because you don't have the mechanics to play it, i used to, now i sadly don't, so i play bat fuck insane fairy chess and jrpgs with my old man handsimagine the multiverse where you're bitching about starbabs WAHHH I ONLY HAVE 30 APM THIS GAME SUX
>>11984283there was way more going on than thathe got pissed he couldn't evade and continue to monetize his channel off his dumb buildshow about instead of argue over ancient history we watch this 5 minutes of ancient history kinoSUNKEN COLONY SUNKEN COLONYAHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm not wasting time talking about this ass game so goodbye.
>>11984289i'm not talking about the same ass gamei'm talking about a game that's actually good
>>11984284>>11984288Just admit the game is ass already. Noone gives a fuck.God I need more stimulants.
>>11984293You forgot the space after the dot
>>11984278going afk at spawn with his teammates then beating the other guys anyway is grieving?
>>11984294Okay the 19 second after my post reply autistically impressed meYou are off the hook and I will not impersonate you further
>>11984293the problem with league of legends is that it's meant to be played in an organized 5 stack where everyone is on comms and you've talked out who is playing what potential champions and all everyone gives a shit about is solo queueimagine the multiverse where quake is still played wahh i have 17% RG acc and all they do is control all the items and weapons and i end the game with -2 frags
i'm not done here Mr.Frostydo any of these words mean anything to you?https://youtu.be/0VAki3eeJOsi basically understand 100% of thisyou understand 0% of thisyou probably got epilepsy just trying to watch it
>>11984292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFRv60DcXEs&ab_channel=Kopera
>>11984199you are a cataclysmically bad poster
>>11984343lol
mfw I'm using the anonymous namefield option and people are mean to meYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11984475
>>11984143actually by being anybody i want to be whenever i want to be i can have to shoulder up to 1000x times the amount of responsibility the average namefig is subjected tooendless personalities = endless accountabilityYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11984536based, anon cowards shiver in fear. >b-b-but that is just as anonymous and cowardlyyes, except they actually use a useful site feature.Anon purists are letarded more terminally than catfish.
>>11984343If you're gonna fail at life, then you should at least fail spectacularly.
Fatfish has been quiet I'm getting boredDon't tell me he actually has a job and a life and friends
>>11985009Btw 4chan anonymity purism makes you a worse person objectively.
Namefigging lifehackYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11984023i' m laying in bed burping bile
>>11985428Mattress is a fat retard
>>11985468get well soon abuser
>>11985468That's not a well thought out counter argument.
this is me and Mattress
and this too (he's shorter in 2d)
>>11984014the first bottle of the week was funner i don't think i'll need a third
>>11985487Me and MattressSolid as they come
>>11985488unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>11984314How many times have I heard "We're not finished here Mr. Frosty" on [s4s] already this year
Bastard
>>11984268tea fren, as the proficient doctor please provide the current state of catfish health and please verify if he has already deceased
>>11983990>Austin
