Remember that feds are not clean cut or professional high class people. The glownigger is more akin to the serial killer, the kinslayer who would pack his own father's head into an icebox. The glownigger is a homosexual, the gritty and low down alleycat diseased from sodomizing other men in the seedy part of town. The glownigger is as always born of the coterie of the used, the dispossessed, the inferior and the malformed who are in their position precisely because they're willing to stoop to levels normal and healthy people aren't.The average CIA agent has less in common with a clean shaven college student and more in common with a filthy Montagnardic French proto Communist spreading street porn of the queen to destabilize France. He is at his heart a goon of the worst elements of mankind who hide and strike at the noble elements from a secretive place in the sewers and bowels of the most repugnant regions of the planet.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11985007if the cia was amongst this board, they would’ve gotten catfish and friends by now
>>11985007Dubs and canonYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11985011Dubs you!And yes, this is canon
>>11985010"sir that retard that thinks drawings are child porn is reporting the mattress fish taco guy again""That's it, we're secret radioing his dumb ass"-CIA probablyYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11985010who is friends?
>>11985010>t.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11985022Dubs of truth
>>11985022dubs of truth
>>11985024youre mom is a truth
>>11985023whore house
>>11985010nigga they ain’t all friends
>>11985026>>11985027>your momYour fortune: Outlook good
i've known several glowies off the clock personally and they always knew how to talk circles around their security clearance and tell me what i needed to knowmost of it like TIA, some of Star Wars, and how China hacked all the telcos, a lot of stuff has been declassified, but when this WW3 hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious black ops techthey know if i disappear i'm not gonna have a problem with it, i have a particular set of skills that could be very useful to them
>>11985007so what you say is, that even though i failed at life, i can still work for them?Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11985050Well if you are serious about it then I'll disappear soon too, so fuck glowniggersYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11985058They are total life failures and yes you probably are overqualified to work for themYour fortune: Outlook good
>>11985059Nicholas Tuzzio, Garth Hope, and the other two, I never got full names out of. Dulan Tevesh from the '90s, and "Larry", the mysterious security guard who very clearly read my entire TIA file (all written communication, discord, texts, voice calls, all of it, ever) because he knew things about me that I wasn't telling Dr. Kawashima or the other patientsThis is not the CIA's honeypot, this is the NSA's honeypot, btw, and the NSA knows just put me on some fucking adderall with a textbook on x86 assembly on a cot in their headquarters and i'll go fuck the soviets and chinese up
>>11985007*enters the thread*
>>11985069But the nsa works for them>>11985070Based schizo TerryYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11985070i tried to post in /tg/ once and they said my board game was like terry davis took a crack at chess
>>11985082no, the CIA works abroad, and the NSA works for the military. if it wasn't for all the flube i've smoked over the decades, i'd probably be living at NSA HQ working 168 hours a week
>>11985088>>11985099Nice digits
>>11985014You forget that fat pedophile, gr8h8r
>>11985105thanksunfortunately, i am probably going to fall asleep before i get a chance to attack sans again with >>11985555
>>11985088Yeah pretty sure about that >>11985099Well, they are here doing psyops and making shit threads (like the rest)
>>11985117HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENINGhttps://voca.ro/1cQO8ERenPSL
>>11985118reddit is the american botwar, pol is the soviet botwar
what if frosty and sayo have been mi6/aivd this whole time and also i'm a csis agentYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11985064awesome, where can i apply?Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11985135Or is it otherwise?
>>11985175They will contact you
>>11985217>>>/facebook/>>>/bant/
>>11985226>t.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11985011
>>11985230excuse me but who are you quoting?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11985058>>11985059two same fortunes is pretty lesbian desuYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11985007now that you mentioned I think you are probably going on the right trackYour fortune: Better not tell you now
Catch master criminals then give them the option to work for you or rot in prison.Your fortune: Average Luck
daily dose of psyops in my bumble profile picture
>>11986186
>>11985070Where'd you get my picture bud?