[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
[s4s] - Sh*t 4chan Says


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1736286440140981.jpg (170 KB, 1280x1339)
170 KB
170 KB JPG
Remember that feds are not clean cut or professional high class people. The glownigger is more akin to the serial killer, the kinslayer who would pack his own father's head into an icebox. The glownigger is a homosexual, the gritty and low down alleycat diseased from sodomizing other men in the seedy part of town. The glownigger is as always born of the coterie of the used, the dispossessed, the inferior and the malformed who are in their position precisely because they're willing to stoop to levels normal and healthy people aren't.

The average CIA agent has less in common with a clean shaven college student and more in common with a filthy Montagnardic French proto Communist spreading street porn of the queen to destabilize France. He is at his heart a goon of the worst elements of mankind who hide and strike at the noble elements from a secretive place in the sewers and bowels of the most repugnant regions of the planet.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
>>11985007
if the cia was amongst this board, they would’ve gotten catfish and friends by now
>>
>>11985007
Dubs and canon

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
>>11985011
Dubs you!

And yes, this is canon
>>
>>11985010
"sir that retard that thinks drawings are child porn is reporting the mattress fish taco guy again"

"That's it, we're secret radioing his dumb ass"

-CIA probably

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>11985010
who is friends?
>>
File: 1722967872521809.jpg (17 KB, 474x252)
17 KB
17 KB JPG
>>11985010
>t.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
>>11985022
Dubs of truth
>>
>>11985022
dubs of truth
>>
>>11985024
youre mom is a truth
>>
>>11985023
whore house
>>
>>11985010
nigga they ain’t all friends
>>
File: 1712075337421917.png (18 KB, 423x416)
18 KB
18 KB PNG
>>11985026
>>11985027
>your mom

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
i've known several glowies off the clock personally and they always knew how to talk circles around their security clearance and tell me what i needed to know

most of it like TIA, some of Star Wars, and how China hacked all the telcos, a lot of stuff has been declassified, but when this WW3 hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious black ops tech

they know if i disappear i'm not gonna have a problem with it, i have a particular set of skills that could be very useful to them
>>
>>11985007
so what you say is, that even though i failed at life, i can still work for them?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
File: 1728936009865343.jpg (48 KB, 500x539)
48 KB
48 KB JPG
>>11985050
Well if you are serious about it then I'll disappear soon too, so fuck glowniggers

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
File: 1735020435214048.gif (800 KB, 500x500)
800 KB
800 KB GIF
>>11985058
They are total life failures and yes you probably are overqualified to work for them

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
File: US_flag_variant_3.png (634 KB, 525x525)
634 KB
634 KB PNG
>>11985059
Nicholas Tuzzio, Garth Hope, and the other two, I never got full names out of. Dulan Tevesh from the '90s, and "Larry", the mysterious security guard who very clearly read my entire TIA file (all written communication, discord, texts, voice calls, all of it, ever) because he knew things about me that I wasn't telling Dr. Kawashima or the other patients

This is not the CIA's honeypot, this is the NSA's honeypot, btw, and the NSA knows just put me on some fucking adderall with a textbook on x86 assembly on a cot in their headquarters and i'll go fuck the soviets and chinese up
>>
File: 65465465132165.jpg (14 KB, 292x268)
14 KB
14 KB JPG
>>11985007
*enters the thread*
>>
File: 1696548399082290.jpg (215 KB, 900x865)
215 KB
215 KB JPG
>>11985069
But the nsa works for them
>>11985070
Based schizo Terry

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>11985070
i tried to post in /tg/ once and they said my board game was like terry davis took a crack at chess
>>
>>11985082
no, the CIA works abroad, and the NSA works for the military. if it wasn't for all the flube i've smoked over the decades, i'd probably be living at NSA HQ working 168 hours a week
>>
>>11985088
>>11985099
Nice digits
>>
File: 1676005034656586.jpg (98 KB, 680x654)
98 KB
98 KB JPG
>>11985014
You forget that fat pedophile, gr8h8r
>>
File: sans-dodge.gif (90 KB, 640x348)
90 KB
90 KB GIF
>>11985105
thanks

unfortunately, i am probably going to fall asleep before i get a chance to attack sans again with >>11985555
>>
>>11985088
Yeah pretty sure about that
>>11985099
Well, they are here doing psyops and making shit threads (like the rest)
>>
>>11985117
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

https://voca.ro/1cQO8ERenPSL
>>
>>11985118
reddit is the american botwar, pol is the soviet botwar
>>
File: 1436889318691.png (372 KB, 641x720)
372 KB
372 KB PNG
what if frosty and sayo have been mi6/aivd this whole time and also i'm a csis agent

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
>>11985064
awesome, where can i apply?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
>>11985135
Or is it otherwise?
>>
File: 1732555712549290.jpg (112 KB, 618x559)
112 KB
112 KB JPG
>>11985175
They will contact you
>>
>>11985217
>>>/facebook/
>>>/bant/
>>
File: 1736370368264605.gif (1.19 MB, 420x480)
1.19 MB
1.19 MB GIF
>>11985226
>t.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
File: IMG_3978.jpg (232 KB, 1080x1075)
232 KB
232 KB JPG
>>11985011
>>
>>11985230
excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>
File: 1702316100851283.png (362 KB, 632x614)
362 KB
362 KB PNG


Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
>>11985058
>>11985059
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian desu

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
>>11985007
now that you mentioned I think you are probably going on the right track

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
File: 76807.jpg (383 KB, 1920x1200)
383 KB
383 KB JPG
Catch master criminals then give them the option to work for you or rot in prison.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
daily dose of psyops in my bumble profile picture
>>
File: 1734270500588675.jpg (129 KB, 883x900)
129 KB
129 KB JPG
>>11986186
>>
>>11985070
Where'd you get my picture bud?



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.