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01/09/25(Thu)06:55:19 No.11986117
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Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)06:55:19 No.11986117 Archived
Her home was washed away by sewage and toxic waste. The city had unveiled the Sewage/Toxic Waste Musical Fountain, a massive structure designed to "perform" with jets of sludge that danced to orchestral music. Crowds gathered nightly to watch geysers of glowing green and brown waste pirouette in time with Beethoven's Symphony No. 9.

One fateful evening, during a special rendition of The Flight of the Bumblebee, an overenthusiastic operator cranked the pressure to maximum. The fountain erupted, sending torrents of sludge spiraling skyward before crashing down across the entire neighborhood.

Her house was buried beneath a thick layer of radioactive muck, her mangoes and geimus irretrievably lost. The fountain was shut down, and the area was quarantined indefinitely, leaving only the faint strains of Beethoven echoing through the ruins.
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)06:56:30 No.11986119
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)06:56:30 No.11986119
I want Konata's brown sludge all over my penis
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)07:11:32 No.11986142
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)07:11:32 No.11986142
>>11986119
I hope you know me reading that took 5 years off my lifespan.
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)07:41:06 No.11986192
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)07:41:06 No.11986192
>>11986142
I tried spamming it like 10 more times to kill you instantly but sadly it was flagged as spam; consider yourself lucky
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Yuji Sakai
01/09/25(Thu)07:43:34 No.11986195
Yuji Sakai 01/09/25(Thu)07:43:34 No.11986195
>>11986117
congratulations, you are the current master chief of [s4s]

https://voca.ro/1cQO8ERenPSL
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)10:45:42 No.11986469
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)10:45:42 No.11986469
I'm not her but it's fine my pronouns are he/him okie
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)10:46:25 No.11986472
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)10:46:25 No.11986472
>>11986195
KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)10:48:47 No.11986476
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)10:48:47 No.11986476
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>>11986117
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)10:48:50 No.11986477
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)10:48:50 No.11986477
>>11986469
Mine are they/them ^W^
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)10:52:08 No.11986484
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)10:52:08 No.11986484
>>11986477
You're not multiple people. You have a 99% chance of being male and a 1% chance of being female. Going all in on that chance, sir.
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)10:56:58 No.11986492
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)10:56:58 No.11986492
>>11986484
I was poking fun at the lowercase fag lole
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:01:37 No.11986495
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:01:37 No.11986495
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:03:55 No.11986498
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:03:55 No.11986498
>>11986492
Sorry I assumed you were the lowercase fag or someone adjacent and I was trying to poke fun at you. Poke-fun-ception!
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Catfish
01/09/25(Thu)11:07:07 No.11986501
Catfish 01/09/25(Thu)11:07:07 No.11986501
>>11986495
Hubba hubba

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:08:25 No.11986504
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:08:25 No.11986504
this is what happens when you main spy in tf2 for too long
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:09:50 No.11986507
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:09:50 No.11986507
>>11986504
you start posting drawings of bloated unholy mutants on anonymous image boards?
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:10:10 No.11986509
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:10:10 No.11986509
>>11986507
no, you start drawing girls with giant dicks
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:11:19 No.11986511
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:11:19 No.11986511
>>11986509
this is fucking ridiculous
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:14:19 No.11986516
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:14:19 No.11986516
>>11986495
>>11986504
>>11986511
this is canon

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:15:26 No.11986519
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:15:26 No.11986519
>>11986516
HOW
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:18:09 No.11986522
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:18:09 No.11986522
>>11986509
there's a logical contradiction in that sentence
you knew this at one point, but then you un-learned it just so you could participate in online sex cults
the child you from the past would be so disappointed if he knew this was going to happen
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Catfish
01/09/25(Thu)11:19:01 No.11986525
Catfish 01/09/25(Thu)11:19:01 No.11986525
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>>11986519
It was radioactive sewage

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:20:29 No.11986530
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:20:29 No.11986530
>>11986525
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:25:36 No.11986539
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:25:36 No.11986539
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>>11986501
>t.
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Anonymous
01/09/25(Thu)11:27:51 No.11986542
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)11:27:51 No.11986542
>>11986519
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