jeff bush died in 2013 because a sinkhole opened up beneath his bed when he was asleep and swallowed him ;_; his body was never recovered D:
this is horrible and upsetting
>>11996537The earth was hungry I suppose
>>11996657HOW CAN YOU JOKE IN SUCH A CRUEL MANNER ABOUT A MAN'S DEATH?
>>11996537Did he get a sinking feeling before it happened?
the gangsters are getting uppity again...https://youtu.be/RK18KpCCmx0Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11996839SEUSS DO YOU FEEL NO EMPATHY AND REMORSE FOR A MAN THAT DIED SUCH A HORRIBLE WAY?
>>11997061I mean it seems like it was quick, at least
>>11997061sometimes the hole is made for you looooooleYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11996657Lol at this
I tap two swamps and cast Sinkhole lole
>>11997135go first, turn 1, drop swampenemy turn 1, they drop basic landyour turn 2, drop second swamp, cast sinkholeenemy turn 2, they have 0 lands, you have 2gg, you win, ez ez ez
>>11996537fake news, sinkholes aren't realhe was assassinated by CIA
he entered the other realm and decided not to return
>>11997219im ciaYour fortune: Godly Luck
just cracked the sinkhole code
>>11997270listen YOUhttps://youtu.be/WdlIKy2lJ_gYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11997252He wasn’t alone.
>>11997218I like the cut of your jib anon
oh wowYour fortune: Better not tell you now
Did he entered undertale
>>11998078but nobody came????? :o
>>11996810I felt like crying for him. I'm really sad he died such a horrible way
Oh God..
this is just horrifying
>>11997275aiden, I..
jeff I'm incredibly sorry for you
>>11996810LOL
THE DAY THE SUN GOES OUT
thanks jefferyYour fortune: Good Luck
blood flowed like a river out of the vein
the jeff bush thread
>>12000554you're posts made me smile even though jeferys deaths was horrible. I detest myself for finding your post amusing@.@
>>12001320DUDE A MAN DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH CAN YOU NOT HEAR ME
OH GOD JEFF IM SO SORRY FOR YOUR HORRID DEMISEYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>11996649This is going to continue as we deplete all the groundwater on planet earth ^_^
>>12002217BUT.. SINKHOLES OCCUR PRECISELY BECAUSE OF GROUNDWATER FLOW?????Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12002683among other things
>>12002698say you feel sorry for James bush and his horrible upsetting deathYour fortune: Excellent Luck
o i get it his name is jeff "BUSH" and he got planted in the "GROUND". very funny, OPYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12002903BUT THE POOR CHAP DIEDYour fortune: Bad Luck
"jeffery, you have NOT gone to the doctor" - maude lebowskiYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12003553do you really not feel any regret over jeffery dying 0_0
only at nighttime I see you
IN DARKNESS
I FEEL YOU
what can I say that's odd
>>11996537wet dream of every vorefag
If he was never recovered, he still might be aliveYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12005136~this was a triumph~
I'm making a note here
huge success
~its hard to overstate my satisfaction~
ode to jeff bushYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12006561yeah in my opinion an ode is due •_• poor Jeff -- such a doleful demise
SCA-VEN-GER! OF BLOOD
SIFTING THROUGH YOUR TRASH WELL IM GONNA MAKE IT LAST NOW
wohhhh