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jeff bush died in 2013 because a sinkhole opened up beneath his bed when he was asleep and swallowed him ;_; his body was never recovered D:
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this is horrible and upsetting
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>>11996537
The earth was hungry I suppose
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>>11996657
HOW CAN YOU JOKE IN SUCH A CRUEL MANNER ABOUT A MAN'S DEATH?
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>>11996537
Did he get a sinking feeling before it happened?
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the gangsters are getting uppity again...

https://youtu.be/RK18KpCCmx0

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11996839
SEUSS DO YOU FEEL NO EMPATHY AND REMORSE FOR A MAN THAT DIED SUCH A HORRIBLE WAY?
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>>11997061
I mean it seems like it was quick, at least
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>>11997061
sometimes the hole is made for you loooooole

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11996657
Lol at this
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I tap two swamps and cast Sinkhole lole
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>>11997135
go first, turn 1, drop swamp
enemy turn 1, they drop basic land
your turn 2, drop second swamp, cast sinkhole
enemy turn 2, they have 0 lands, you have 2
gg, you win, ez ez ez
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>>11996537
fake news, sinkholes aren't real
he was assassinated by CIA
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he entered the other realm and decided not to return
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>>11997219
im cia

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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just cracked the sinkhole code
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>>11997270
listen YOU
https://youtu.be/WdlIKy2lJ_g

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11997252
He wasn’t alone.
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>>11997218
I like the cut of your jib anon
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oh wow

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Did he entered undertale
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>>11998078
but nobody came????? :o
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>>11996810
I felt like crying for him. I'm really sad he died such a horrible way
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Oh God..
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this is just horrifying
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>>11997275
aiden, I..
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jeff I'm incredibly sorry for you
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>>11996810
LOL
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THE DAY THE SUN GOES OUT
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thanks jeffery

Your fortune: Good Luck
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blood flowed like a river out of the vein
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the jeff bush thread
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>>12000554
you're posts made me smile even though jeferys deaths was horrible. I detest myself for finding your post amusing@.@
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>>12001320
DUDE A MAN DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH CAN YOU NOT HEAR ME
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OH GOD JEFF IM SO SORRY FOR YOUR HORRID DEMISE

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11996649
This is going to continue as we deplete all the groundwater on planet earth ^_^
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>>12002217
BUT.. SINKHOLES OCCUR PRECISELY BECAUSE OF GROUNDWATER FLOW?????

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12002683
among other things
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>>12002698
say you feel sorry for James bush and his horrible upsetting death

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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o i get it his name is jeff "BUSH" and he got planted in the "GROUND". very funny, OP

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12002903
BUT THE POOR CHAP DIED

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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"jeffery, you have NOT gone to the doctor" - maude lebowski

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12003553
do you really not feel any regret over jeffery dying 0_0
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only at nighttime I see you
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IN DARKNESS
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I FEEL YOU
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what can I say that's odd
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>>11996537
wet dream of every vorefag
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If he was never recovered, he still might be alive

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12005136
~this was a triumph~
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I'm making a note here
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huge success
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~its hard to overstate my satisfaction~
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ode to jeff bush

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12006561
yeah in my opinion an ode is due •_• poor Jeff -- such a doleful demise
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SCA-VEN-GER! OF BLOOD
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SIFTING THROUGH YOUR TRASH WELL IM GONNA MAKE IT LAST NOW
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wohhhh



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