[s4s] - Hello Elon, Most people do not know this but I am - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

01/14/25(Tue)00:28:07 No.11997848

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Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)00:28:07 No.11997848 Archived

Hello Elon,

Most people do not know this but I am already cognitively upgraded to deal with the first 6 months of 2025.

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)00:33:29 No.11997854

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)00:33:29 No.11997854

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>>11997848
where do i download the upgrade?

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)00:38:02 No.11997857

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)00:38:02 No.11997857

>>11997854
I lost

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)00:43:46 No.11997862

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)00:43:46 No.11997862

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The prison contingency was always to watch America burn from inside.

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)01:16:05 No.11997885

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)01:16:05 No.11997885

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I do not have anything else to say tonight. There are important duties early tomorrow. I am a maid and an elderly care assistant. I have worked a job every day of my adult life but this is probably the most rewarding.

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)01:17:44 No.11997887

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)01:17:44 No.11997887

https://youtu.be/_7VAnAgmshA?si=3JeaXVnvBt_c0pvI

tea fren
01/14/25(Tue)01:21:26 No.11997891

tea fren 01/14/25(Tue)01:21:26 No.11997891

>>11997887
let me tell you about a man in a field

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

tea fren©®™
01/14/25(Tue)09:23:45 No.11998327

tea fren©®™ 01/14/25(Tue)09:23:45 No.11998327

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>>11997891
about an unclean bird. a very very unclean bird.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)09:26:19 No.11998328

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)09:26:19 No.11998328

>>11998327
birds are very important

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)09:35:41 No.11998340

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)09:35:41 No.11998340

>>11997891
Let me tell you about a man named Tea Fren committing suicide off a mountain.

tea fren©®™
01/14/25(Tue)09:44:22 No.11998350

tea fren©®™ 01/14/25(Tue)09:44:22 No.11998350

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>>11998340
it's good to have fantasies. it's usually a sign of a rich inner life and a creative mind.
*sip*

but when our fantasies and ideations involve the real, perceived or wished for misfortunes of others then it's usually a sign of mental illness and/or a criminal mind and intent.

be careful with that edge anon.
*sip*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Naiko Tocho
01/14/25(Tue)09:48:11 No.11998353

Naiko Tocho 01/14/25(Tue)09:48:11 No.11998353

>>11998350
good ,beary good

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

tea fren ©®™
01/14/25(Tue)09:51:17 No.11998356

tea fren ©®™ 01/14/25(Tue)09:51:17 No.11998356

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>>11998328
differentiating the clean ones from the unclean is the most important thing you'll ever learn, know and do...

about birds.

*sip*

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)10:01:17 No.11998390

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)10:01:17 No.11998390

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>>11998356
>>11998353
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Naiko Tocho
01/14/25(Tue)12:32:56 No.11998659

Naiko Tocho 01/14/25(Tue)12:32:56 No.11998659

>>11998390
>>11998356
>>11998353
three same fortunes

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)14:12:21 No.11998845

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)14:12:21 No.11998845

tea fren and i go back many years to the original romance languages.

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)14:24:11 No.11998867

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)14:24:11 No.11998867

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This morning I woke up early to assist my masters with their needs. By 10:45 AM we had already circled 3 appointments.

This is the life of a person that Donald Trump can respect and appreciate. The life of a go-getter.

In 6 days you will have to WAKE UP and tally your appointments. Are you even ready or are you scared?

Naiko Tocho
01/14/25(Tue)14:32:49 No.11998881

Naiko Tocho 01/14/25(Tue)14:32:49 No.11998881

>>11998867
mind your own business however a bit of /pol to spice it up our own fortune is ok

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)14:42:54 No.11998922

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)14:42:54 No.11998922

>>11998881
"I'm not a perfect person. I'm a change agent." - Pete Hegseth

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)17:39:26 No.11999525

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)17:39:26 No.11999525

>>11998922
unchecked doubles on the last page!

Anonymous
01/14/25(Tue)23:13:57 No.12000393

Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)23:13:57 No.12000393

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Point

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)00:24:46 No.12000508

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)00:24:46 No.12000508

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I am in an elevator with you Mr. Musk,

We are looking down on them right now but they are not looking up.

I have theories about the Blackstar system but I do not know if I should share them with my therapist. We talked a bit about Columbine today and I can't in good faith tell you what we talked about in detail but my therapist believes Eric was a sociopath and Dylan was... oh you've heard this one before. We have all heard this one before. We don't have to go over it.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)00:30:02 No.12000514

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)00:30:02 No.12000514

I do not know how they are going to put me in prison for having breasts. The situation for everyone all around looks very embarrassing. Many questions will be asked. Many of the same questions. What do we do with all of thse people who have breasts?

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)01:09:00 No.12000562

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)01:09:00 No.12000562

They want me to create pamphlets for the Sons of Liberty to pass around in Boston tomorrow. I do not know, maybe.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)01:12:07 No.12000567

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)01:12:07 No.12000567

>>12000399