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do you seriously call that thing an armor?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Someone called lowercase's thing earlier a "garlic press cage"
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>>11998495
the long ones aren't very good, it should be a nub or flat or inverted for maximum protection from fappies
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>>11998500
I thought salt shakers would be peoples first thought you made my pepis recoil with ur pic I hate u
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DO NOT ALLOW THE WILES OF THE DEVIL TO STEAL YOUR SEED WHILE YOU SLEEP!
THE HOLY MOTHER CHURCH HAS DESIGNED THIS DEVICE TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE NOCTURNAL VISITATIONS OF SATAN THE VERY DEVIL!
DO NOT BECOME DEFILED AND SLEEP EVERY NIGHT PROTECTED FROM EVIL BY PLACING THE ARMOR OF GOD ON YOUR PENIS!!!!!
*sip*

thank me later.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11998510
thanks.

*sip*

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>>11998505
Hey, it was this guy who said it, not me.
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>>11998516
lmao

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11998500
dubs
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>>11998495
Two same leading digits!
>>11998500
Two same leading digits and two same numbers!
>>11998504
Two same leading digits!
>>11998505
Two same leading digits!
>>11998510
Two same leading digits!
>>11998513
Two same leading digits!
>>11998516
Two same leading digits!
>>11998559
Two same leading digits!
>>11998708
Two same leading digits!
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>>11999160
thank you for checking them

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>>11998495
i lik the much smoler version with the feeding toob lole
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>>11999465
Chinesium up ur pee hole, omg
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>>11998495
this is so cute
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>>12000519
So tingly..!
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>>11998500
I don't think he had that one. I know the one you're talking about cuz I've fapped to the porn where they squirt through the tiny thing. It's literally self harm, retarded kids are gonna break their dicks in that shit.
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>>12000897
Why do you know what kids are doing with their dicks
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>>12000897
break their dicks how?
pepis expands until it hits resistance, its not like the corpus cavernosa will pop like a balloon.
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>>12000897
when the cage is the right size, and you wear it for a few days, your body naturally suppresses getting 'excited' so it doesn't even hurt
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>>12001590
i bet your pepsi doesn't even get hard from all the slut mones
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>>12001608
i wish
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>>12001611
ohhh you're one of those girl boys, that just wants to be completely dependent on toys and their bf to get them off
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>>12001626
huh? no, i just think it would be cute if my thingie was really small and soff and useless
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>>12001656
do you fap your cute soft pepis like a clitty?
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frenulum bully



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