do you seriously call that thing an armor?Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Someone called lowercase's thing earlier a "garlic press cage"
>>11998495the long ones aren't very good, it should be a nub or flat or inverted for maximum protection from fappies
>>11998500I thought salt shakers would be peoples first thought you made my pepis recoil with ur pic I hate u
DO NOT ALLOW THE WILES OF THE DEVIL TO STEAL YOUR SEED WHILE YOU SLEEP!THE HOLY MOTHER CHURCH HAS DESIGNED THIS DEVICE TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE NOCTURNAL VISITATIONS OF SATAN THE VERY DEVIL! DO NOT BECOME DEFILED AND SLEEP EVERY NIGHT PROTECTED FROM EVIL BY PLACING THE ARMOR OF GOD ON YOUR PENIS!!!!!*sip*thank me later.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11998510thanks.*sip*Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11998505Hey, it was this guy who said it, not me.>>11998303
>>11998516lmaoYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11998500dubs
>>11998495Two same leading digits!>>11998500Two same leading digits and two same numbers!>>11998504Two same leading digits!>>11998505Two same leading digits!>>11998510Two same leading digits!>>11998513Two same leading digits!>>11998516Two same leading digits!>>11998559Two same leading digits!>>11998708Two same leading digits!
>>11999160thank you for checking themYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11998495i lik the much smoler version with the feeding toob lole
>>11999465Chinesium up ur pee hole, omg
>>11998495this is so cute
>>12000519So tingly..!
>>11998500I don't think he had that one. I know the one you're talking about cuz I've fapped to the porn where they squirt through the tiny thing. It's literally self harm, retarded kids are gonna break their dicks in that shit.
>>12000897Why do you know what kids are doing with their dicks
>>12000897break their dicks how?pepis expands until it hits resistance, its not like the corpus cavernosa will pop like a balloon.
>>12000897when the cage is the right size, and you wear it for a few days, your body naturally suppresses getting 'excited' so it doesn't even hurt
>>12001590i bet your pepsi doesn't even get hard from all the slut mones
>>12001608i wish
>>12001611ohhh you're one of those girl boys, that just wants to be completely dependent on toys and their bf to get them off
>>12001626huh? no, i just think it would be cute if my thingie was really small and soff and useless
>>12001656do you fap your cute soft pepis like a clitty?
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