My wife Poppy
Lulu is not my wife because I don't fuck small animals, but I used to main her as support.
Teamfight Tactics is better than League anyway.*leaves thread to avoid the shitstorm*
>>11998582your wife has the same name as my wifeYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11998582She poppin cherries.Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>11998622unchecked doubles on page 10!
goblin Asuka
my league of legends wife is sona buvelle, the breast support in the gameliterally unplayable now that they got rid of her auto reset tho
>>11998592League would be awesome if it was an epic 40v40 Alteric Valley style battleground
>>11998582I want to cum all over her fuzzy face
Are humans and Yordles compatible? Can you knock one up?
>>12000108no
>>12000074how are you gonna have 40 people in one voice call
>>1200015940 man raids are a thing, how do people normally do it?
>>12000250they will be organized groups with leadership and discipline in the use of communication
>>12000250my mmorpg addict friend told me they got rid of 40 man raids years ago, and she was the squad leader, everyone else had to have their mic on mute and follow her (female (furry)) ordersshe was at the top of the chain of everquest, and her entire guild migrated to wow and took the place over on release, so she was very busy when that game came out
>>12000250the game is also very carefully mathematically calibrated around being a 5v5 situation with a a specific gold flow, and being even in a 4v5 situation is usually autoloss, how the hell are you going to handle a 40 man bot lane gangbang?i feel like fps is more suited to this kind of clusterfuck than moba and this is coming from a veteran of both genres
>>12000265you barely made it through the marsh cave you casual noob
>>12000268barely? i had one death and the piscodemons (thought they were mindflayers, but that's the next tier of these fuckers up) didn't really hit me that hardi'm pretty much on cruise control for a while now, and i'm more worried about getting blown the fuck up by the instant death attacks in the ice cave at this point
>>12000268you can't say/type the n slur here
>>11998582Can I pet her? She doesn't bite?
>>12001084you can pet her but you can't dash at her or her W will knock you out of the dashalso she might hit you with your hammer and ult you out of a teamfight if you get too close to her
>>12000122 (dubs)I suppose that's a good thing. No falcon punch required.
>>12001242poppy is like 8 years old why would you even want to fuck her
>>12001856oh, they retconned the lore again, poppy is over 1000 years old now
>>11999155bootleg micker dubs
>>12001858Poppy was always an adult
>>12002815she's actually like antimatter to miku's mattershe's a mute musical prodigy with the exact same body proportions as marylin monroe while miku is a petite pop star singerthey might appear to be the same, but i think if miku and sona were to have lesbian sex, it would set off a matter-antimatter explosion and destroy the multiverseYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
She's so freaking hote.
>>12003817lollipoppy
>>12003862tf is that
>>12003867her most infamous limited release skin because of how bad it was and how bad poppy looked visually before her full rework
old poppy was literally bottom 1 champion in the game, end of discussion, where if you picked her at all, you lost your fucking mind, and if she got picked in pro play, it didn't even matter if she got shit on, she got gutted into oblivion to make sure she stayed bottom onenew poppy is a solid champion that i'm always glad to have on my team and doesn't worrying me playing against it as the ADC because i don't play ADCs with mobility so her W can't screw me
>>12003886She's the only champion I've ever won with
>>12004874i was going to pick up nautilus and poppy support before my duo partner bullied me off of the support role forever (i was getting pretty godly at blitz/thresh/leona triangle of things so it really pissed me off too) and one of our junglers would play poppy jungle and i didn't even know she could do that, holy shit those wallslam ganks are brutal and it's even funnier when the enemy jungler has a gap closer and gets fucked by her w on some sort of countergank
>>12004919League of legends sucks donkey balls
>>12005128YEAH, BUT THE PORN IS GOOD.
>>12005133I agree
>>12005133Poppy porn? Pornpy?
>>12005128yeah, if you're bad at iti was plat 4 and constantly played in 5 stacks, so i had a great time unlike my league social circle completely fell apart, mostly because me and bff duo partner had a huge falling out and without us playing everyone except my diamond friend i still talk to has quit, and even then, he quit for a few seasons and went all-in on chess, got to 1800 blitz on lichess which is basically diamond 1 of lichess blitz
>>12005325i peaked in plat 3 with d5 mmr back in 2018 is that good
>>12005355extremelygold is top 25% and plat is top 10% and diamond is top 1%
>>12005355also you got dubsalso these percenatages only include people who actually finish all 10 placements, and not the weekend warriors who pick yasuo and int 0/6/3 with 40cs@20, so you are definitely in the top 1% of lego legends players, and you'd be the sort of person where if i hit you in normals and i'd lost, i'd be like whatever, he's clearly better than me
