i want to wank but i ate some really spicy ramen and i would burn my peanous if i touched itYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
why does that matter act like an adult and jerk off with some KY
I can jerk you off
>>11998744Think of it as extra stimulation
>>11998744Also... did you eat the ramen with your bare hands or something? Wtf.
>>11998750he's probably going to spit on his dick like i did when i was a smol boi and like bane says, it would be extremely painful
>>11998744*raises hand* What do I use as a catcher if I cum more than an obese castrati?Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11998744dubsYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11999022unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>11998744>>11998745>>11998746>>119987474 5 6 7 getYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Fixin' to 'ave a wank
>>12000873i ran a terran comsat sweep on catfish's main again, and all he's doing is gooning in his basethis is fine with me, i can double expand for free while he goes 1 base ultralisk or defiler? i'm not even sure what his plan is
>>12000877dubsYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12000877his plan is to donate mario erotica to you so you get distracted
>>11998744washe youre spicey hands!Wosh wosh
>>12001461i don't understand why it is that zelda and samus get to bang totally normal men but princess peach is only into weird fetish shit