rude thread

i dont know enough about how to function as a human to be any use as a paretn

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I would homeschool them and keep them away from the internet as long as possible. They don't need to become like us, or even worse, braindead social media consuming normies.

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>>12000541
I dont want kids because I wouldnt be able to care for them properly considering I cant take care of myself either so if I ever have a kid its going to the pound

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>>12000541
u have a very smol bepis!

>>12000541
Government slave prepubescents are in really high demand and there's no shortage of parents willing to throw their kids into the firepit altar of ba'al. There are probably more than a few proud parents on this board.

>>12000541
The unironically sad but comical truth of the matter is, most s4s users wouldn't even be capable of making it to parenthood, whether that be because of incompetence or simply by choice. Me, personally, fall under both categories. But mainly the latter. Not once in my life have I ever considered wanting kids. Why would I do such a thing to them, bringing a child into this cruel, unforgiving, toxic world? Just the thought alone makes me sick.

>>12000555
Based and checked. This anon wins the internet for the day award.

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>>12000605
Having the time, money, and patience is the hard part. Few have all three. I sure as heck don't have the money. People make mistakes and just roll with things.

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