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how do i get a grillerfriend esforce

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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become a dentist

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12000642
actually i keep looking at this image and thinking that maybe a boilerfriend might not be so bad, either, if he is le hote like mr dentist
>>12000644
ooh that's a good idea

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12000646
i'm imagining you as the teef girl now

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12000642
I dont think this is actually what the dentist sees because I am not a genetically gifted poreless smoov skinned anime griller and my face squishes when I lay down
but also you probably should go out more. to like bars and stuff.
get social
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Is there like a known term on finger sucking/licking cuz this shit turns me on, fuck.
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>>12000668
finger(s) in mouth
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>>12000669
Yeah when I look that up, its mostly like, mouth rape with your fingers. Only homemade asians videos and JAVs could get it right
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>>12000649
i am kind of the teef girl, a little bit
>>12000654
i am a little cute thankfully
>>12000668
oral fixation


Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12000654
oh also i tried going to bars it was scary (and expensive! i spent $60 last time and barely even got drunk)
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>>12000679
what'd you drink
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>>12000680
a couple beers and some mixed drinks. and i got a sandwich
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>>12000684
I bet the sandwich tasted great.. so not a single chick sat closer to you to strike up a conversation?
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wear a brown paper bag oveer your head

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12000690
i don't think it was really that kind of a bar
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>>12000679
I dont know usually I just get super drunk before going out and it makes everything a lot easier sorry about your 60 bucks doe
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>>12000668
fish-hooking
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>>12001467
WHAT KIND OF A BAR WAS IT THEN?
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stop taking your antipsychotics

Your fortune: Average Luck



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