we're back to that again now aren't wetranscendantal capablanca fairy chessso after thinking about this extremely silly [chess4s] thing i've designed, i've decided instead of just check digits and roll dice to see if yosho or spikeman wins, i'm going to play it as if it's an actual fucking variant and see wtf happenskatie peach wants to play yosho who is green and not bad so i'm stuck playing spikeman who is red and not good. after rolling for initiative, i go firsti have my timeclock set to actual professional classical FIDE time control, 90 minutes for the first 30 moves, followed by 30 minutes for the rest of the game, with 30 seconds of bonus timei'm going to finish my 3 am covfefe and then listen to this classical banger while playing under classical time controlhttps://youtu.be/JHW857NQ8vcthe main alteration to the rules to make this a sane playable game is instead of saving throws, if two pieces try to move into the same square, whoever's turn it is just explodes the other piece. i also didn't get rid of the amulet of teleportationYour fortune: Good Luck
here's a better angle of the board. i had to mess with my camera and tripod a bitthe coordinates for our amulets of teleportation are known. katie peach will land on a1, while i'm going to land on e6. the initiative roll was 7 for yosho vs 15 for spikemanglhfggwp
i never got around to playingi've become redbull fren again*sip*for the past 3 hoursnow i'm waiting for wendy's to open because my only other options for breakfast are ramen noodles or fried chicken
rollan
>>12000683i missed u yuji i left for the holidays because the board sucks ilu i missed u
>>12000929there's going to be no rolling after i get my BREAKFAST breakfast breakfast, this is going to be a 1v1 between me and my succubus tulpa thingwe played a test game of chess4s the other night and it lasted over 100 moves, so we came up with some rule changes to make it actually end
i wonder what's for BREAKFAST breakfast breakfast
>>12000978we ain't even had it yet
>>12000981after you've scrubbed all the floors in hyrule, then we can tall about BREAKFASTi've been listening to vivaldi for like 4 hours now, so i'm going to listen to what they're probably going to consider classical music in the year 3000 instead for this gamehttps://youtu.be/NQojmY1AD5Ahttps://youtu.be/jMFCM0SKbnYhttps://youtu.be/zkZGFNCS6iQhttps://youtu.be/pn-ZGAeBC4Ehttps://youtu.be/RqicC3reGwQ
>>12000978Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12001021that's normally all i have for breakfast, minus the cigarette now, but i didn't sleep last night so i was hungry
i've been*sip*ing on the same fucking redbull since i made this thread btwit's only a 12oz can and it just never ends
>>12001028今日もいい天気Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12001031i agreeif i could afford to move to sweden or canada i totally would
>>12001044I know where you live.
>>12001044but in sweden you would have to deal with sw*d*syou should hypothetically move to finland insteadYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12001052given what i've posted on [s4s] in 2024, if you did some detective work, you could figure out exactly where i live, and you wouldn't be the first person to show up at my door from the internet uninvitedyou could play wizard's tower against peachu hatsune and if you're a kawaii girle i might be down for a threesome
>>12001060i have an e-friend who lived in norway who's going to be a player character birdman (because instead of a furry he was some kind of otherkin bird and papi was his waifu) and apparently they have sane disability laws, how about that one
>>12001064betterYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12001092yeah, i'm not sure why he blocked me, we were getting along great then out of nowhere he blocked me on discord then unfriended me on steam, he had literally going insane issues so something must have made him snapanyway, fuck it, i added so many tracks to this neo-classical playlist that it's way too long now, here's a direct linkhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLamF6d6zDOlgb1OBFas0xSKy2PvhAWY7fi need to go take a massive shit then the REAL battle finally beginshere's the stakes of this match: the loser needs to aggressively top the winner in bed
i start le clock
yosho resigns after 34 moveshttps://voca.ro/1lAnR3uSpLZZ
i shuffle le new board
actually i made a reddit funpoast firstHelp! What do I do from this position? (I'm Protoss)
>>12001261The tanks are kinda obscuring, but it looks like you have mate if you take a piece with the bishop.
>>12001338the kings are nexuses and command centers
roll
>>12001724maybe next threadright now i'm twiddling with the deck trying to make the shuffling algorithm easier to understand
