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my job starts in 6 days and it's a good job and has good pay
but I've been a neet for long I'm scared to start working and I'm getting nervous
what if I just don't show up?? I dunno if I want to do this............
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Hello
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you will be fine anon, if anyone bothers you just spray them with piss
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I was kind of hoping my background check would fail, like I dunno they'd be like "the background check came back and CIA told us what you masturbate too, you're not hired after all."
but instead they sent me an email today that all my background checks have cleared and were like "see you at 7am on tuesday"
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>>12001955
unchecked OP dubs
if it's really a good job, you're lucky to have the opportunity.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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how did you obtain said job
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>>12002032
I'm friends with the department head
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>>12002045
oh, aw. i was hoping for something i could utilize. either way that helps answer your question because in that case it'd be bad if you didn't show up. he'd probably get yelled at
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>>12001955
what's the worst that could happen?
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>>12002235
it could be a horrible experience and I would regret ever even showing up in the first place
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>>12001955
jobs are not fun but i think you will realize it’s not as bad as you thought it would be. remember to shave and pack your lunch!
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>>12001955
me under your desk while you work
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>>12002294
I want a blowjob too :(
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>>12002294
this blowjob does not look good like yes she can deep throat but she doesnt have any technique
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>>12002298
are you timid and cute like op? :3
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>>12002312
I promise you I would be amazing in person ^w^
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>>12002313
offline yes, not usually online unless I speak 1 on 1 with strangers
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>>12002321
then I'm sure you already know my answer :3
*unzips your pants*
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>>12001955

Your fortune: Better not tell you now



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