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>>12003107Ayy lmaoYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Oh fug...not required...verify...Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12003120ᒪФᒪΣ I ƬЯФᒪΣ υ
>>12003128N-no...nooo...!Not required...verify...!Your fortune: Good Luck
{Abduction initiation ritual complete}Status: Alive, malnourished, dehydrated Location: Earth, Western Sector of GlobeCoordinates: Western NY, United StatesPrimary Human Ability: Functioning and Recovering Alcoholic; Universal Anti Fortune(s) Algorithm Incarnate[Please standby for further updates]Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12003144ÐЦßS IÐΣИƬIҒIΣÐ, ÐΣPᒪФY ΛИΛᒪ PЯФßΣ
Greetings, Executor. Though we all grieve for the loss of mighty Tassadar, we must find the resolve to carry on. He sacrificed himself to destroy the Overmind, but many Zerg still rage across our ruined homeworld. Without the Conclave to lead us, or the protection of our great fleets, it seems we must fend for ourselves.
https://youtu.be/P9I1_EhnNG4?si=rOLt1W0YAaFLSpaG
>>12003263
His name was Skinny Bob. Say something nice about him.
>>12003290he got a big head
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>>12003107>alien smiles a big, feminine troon smile>rips off the Eurasian man's clothes>exposing rock hard physique>caressing the Gook mutt's chiseled face>starts kissing, sticks tongue down throat>tongue goes all the way into stomach>alien pumps oxygen via antenna>shoves antenna through nose, into lungs>makeout session begins, loud as fuck>slobbery with lots of saliva>Alien's crotch area opens up, glowing>2nd head is revealed, smiles back>head pops out, attached to long neck>head stretches forward, giggling>gently puts Asian cock inside its mouth>begins sucking cock, loudly and wetly>lots of slurping noises, Gook enjoys it>Alien sucking becomes aggressive>Gook becomes terrified, screams loud>Alien cackles loudly, pinching nipples>Asian mutt's lifeforce is drained, dies>Alien flies off to find its next victim
>>12003949basado
ayyyyyyyyyYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12003949excuse me anone, who are you quoting?
>>12003266unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12004744please save partyman while i'm asleep, thread necromancer