>>12003413
Nice breakfast, king. I haven't seen those java monsters in like 10 years, I don't think they sell them here in the UK anymore.

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>>12003413
i bet you spent the rest of the morning in the toilet

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>>12003413
What will be your breakfast tonight?

>>12003418
This is like one of those 'I have diarrhea all the time' starter packs

>>12003418
>>12003424
How pathetic are your digestive systems?

>>12003447
Whenever I go to a foreign country I'm glued to the shitter.

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>>12003447
dunno but in greece we have a meme for combining chocolate milk and cheese pie for breakfast

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>>12003413
Diabetes/10
How much sugar do you need? Would some toast kill you?

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>>12003416
>>12003484

And dinner?

Don’t eat fucking cookies and cupcakes for breakfast nigger.
Eat some fuggin protein with out so much fucking sugar. The drinks are sweet af already.
Your post is clogging my’re arteries fag

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fatty go eat a salad tubby fatty cow hippo chubby tubby two by four cant get through the kitchen door

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your arteries are going to collapse fat fatty fat fat

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>>12003413
You know somesing about chocolate?

what does java monster taste like????

>>12005941
Tastes like your mom's asshole faggot

>>12005947
I raped ur nigger mother's asshole same as your braindead sister until her anus bled? yup, seems to be the case you fucking faggot LOL keep malding you fucking faggot xD

>>12005956
when they find you they'll take your hands and feed them to you

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this thread looks like "how to get obese and die of cardiac arrest" lol..

>>12005962
wait a second so what you're saying essentially is that they'll feed you your hands? that's true lol that's what's going to happen xD

>>12003413
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

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>>12006092
yeah dude that's just hilarious gotta love cancerous /pol/tard attempts at humour oh wow how would feel if you didn't eat breakfast BUT I DID HAVE BREAKFAST XDDDDDD LOOOOL FUNNY MEME FROM /POL/ AMIRITE FELLOW REDDITORS :DDDDD

>>12006188
check your privilege

>>12006192
I agree

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Alright, here we go, a lot of work to do here...

>>12003416
I have Java monster at least twice per week. It's an excellent substitute for your regular cup of Joe and just generally one of my all time favorite beverages. The Salted Caramel flavor is my favorite, but I was in a super chocolate~y mood yesterday morning (I blame Babymetal).

>>12003418
Incorrect. My digestive system is pretty good, and my bowel movements are not only regular, but generally healthy. This is usually because I compensate by eating healthier lunches and dinners. I have a bad habit of eating the most dreadful breakfasts (as delicious as they are).

>>12003569
>Toast
Bland. Boring. No thank you. Also, as far as your "diabetes" gripe; I have an absolutely ELITE metabolism. I can eat shit like this for breakfast for two weeks straight if I wanted to and I would hardly be negatively affected, if at all. Sure, I wouldn't want to eat this kind of breakfast every day for the rest of my life; eventually it would catch up to me and I acknowledge that (and it still doesn't stop me from indulging from time to time because I know I can get away with it).

>>12005092
Whatever I decide to get on food stamps. So the answer to that is typically undecided and/or undetermined until dinner time actually rolls around, and what I actually end up eating varies (and, as I mentioned in the above response, my lunches and dinners are agreeably healthier than my breakfasts).

>>12005328
I mentioned having an elite metabolism (and I do). Want to take a guess how much I weight and how tall I am? I'll give you the answer; I am 6 foot 3 inches tall and I weight 170 pounds, which, according to "medical science and research," is apparently "underweight". You don't have to believe me. But I'm basically a beanpole. Someone once gave me the nickname "Slenderman." Cool huh?

>>12005334
No, but "Gimme Chocolate" is my 3rd favorite Babymetal song (sorry for not understanding [your] reference).

>>12005941
Heaven. Try one today!

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>>12006256
is it true that you're the champ

>>12006257
More or less, at least within the fleeting darkness of the realms of my own mind.

Also, I was abducted by an alien yesterday morning, so there's that.

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this thbread is still yup? go get ut stomach pumped already!!!

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>>12006511
Dubs. Will not be doing that, though. If anything, I'm going to get the same thing for breakfast tomorrow (or something similar). I love delicious, sugary shit for breakfast. Better than an orgasm, honestly. Some girl would be like, you'd rather eat a pile of sugar for breakfast and post on that Indonesian basket weaving forum instead of thinking about my vagina?! And I'd be all like ...yeah.

>>12003413
i never had Java Monster before, is it good?
i assume it's coffee flavored

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>>12006812
It's fucking delicious dude. Yes, coffee in one of its best forms. Try one ASAP.

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