Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions.
>>12003604the maddest of infusions!do you have any kumquats by any chance?*sip*Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12003604bro unless you're a regular potion user the strongest potions will literally kill you. you gotta built up a tolerance for those things. the people who use my strongest stuff have been taking potions for years and my regular potions won't even do anything for them anymore. I promise you, you'll get full effects from my regular potions, the strongest ones aren't going to give you any extra benefit even if they didn't kill you. I'm not trying to be condescending here, I'm an experienced potion seller and I know what I'm doing and I'm just looking out for you.
in a perfect world men like me would not exist
but this is not a perfect world