so because i really want to go on a tetris binge, but for some reason my controller, only the dpad works, and it thinks every other button is the same button, i came up with a theoretical control scheme, where i have hold piece bound to up, and the one weakness in my tetris play is i never figured out how to use ccw, i just mash cw, and as for hard drop, i keep making stupid mistakes with you, so let's see if this works at allthis will be the background musichttps://youtu.be/-YSw6N3QmkY
PLAYABLELAYABLEnow that i can actually fucking control the game, i noticed two thingsthe speed at which you soft drop actually increase with level, and the jump from 10 to 11 abruptly increases the speed to sans undertale genocide modei made two mistakes. i just straight up fucked up and turned into two L pieces into an O instead of what i meant to do, and i tried to go for a tspin to get a block into place, but it absolutely needed to be a ccw tspin, so basically, i'm never going to bother trying to go for a tspin ever again
i'm going to make a pot of covfefe and nolife this until and take my sniper wolf medication at midnight instead of 10pm est
i should hook my phone up to my tv but i'm kind of worried about there being too much frame lag, it was a cheap $300 tv
ok, i'm gonna try playing on my tv, but i don't want all my neighbors thinking i support the soviets, so i'm changing it to this now that now what i'm in for when i reach level 11>You have a feeling you're going to get a bad block.https://youtu.be/T-27dEu_NP8
no, it's completely unplayable, it makes my controller crank like crazy, not sure whyi'm gonna watch they're talking about on the big black cock news for a minute and then play again
>>12025374excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>12025414no one. it's a made up quotethe reason i was watching the big black cock news is they were doing a segment on smart glasses where apparently now they're so OP they have directional microphones that can translate foreign languages to your earbuds and have 12 hours battery lifenow it's time to take my crazy pills and see if i can get level 20
nothing like a good old dose of coffee, antipsychotics, melatonin, and sudafedmy're therpaist cancelled our phone appointment and went home early cause he said his kid was sick so he got sick, so i think i have two illnesses at oncetime to play greatest game of soviet russia, and i'm going to see if i can make to level 20, the artist formerly known as level 19 where you have no chance to survive make your time
Yuji Sakai is godif only i had a fully functional controller, because there's certain situations where i need a ccw spin to climb while sliding and get my piece, and i can't, so i keep end up using hold piece as the help me i failed life button to bail me out and try and fix it, and alexei did nerf sliding, if you spam rotate forever, unless tetris DS, it eventually be like nah, you can't do thati also don't understand why alexei nerfed the score system, now instead of taking a shittons of lines to get to the next level if you start beyond level 1, the artist formerly known as level 0, it only takes 10, so in order to minmax your score, you need to start at level 1
i'm changing the background music to the classic that started it allhttps://youtu.be/GXQCzcMiieganother problem i'm having is i only automatically recognize the blocks from level 19 gameboy mode, but i'm getting the hang of which ones are L J Z and S, and the colors don't change anymore, so i just gotta memorize it, then i'll finally get to level 19, and i'll be in for a really bad time
can you can get any financial gain out of this
>>12025686no, because i'm only a tetris master, not a tetris grandmaster. now that i've those guys can do, where they play the NES version frame perfectly and even take tactical pauses to manipulate the fake RNG because they have it memorized that well, uhh, no, i can't do thatalso, my're father is illterate, so if you want to namefig as him, spell everything wrong and make grammatical mistakes
i ended up ragequitting, because i made too many mistakes, and i still got on the leaderboard compared to when i was playing with the bluetooth keyboardi think i'm all tetrised out, and my're battery is getting low, so i'm just gonna plug my phone in and funpoast
>>12025794good sesh yuji, you did well u r my fren :)
>>12025800nice dubsi actually sent google a bug report with a screencap of my config menu, and said yeah, you can email me with updates, and maybe they'll be based enough to fix it
hop on that apotris https://akouzoukos.com/apotris/
>>12025834what the fuck is thisi'm confused
>>12025836its the best tetris game ever for windopws mac linux and game boy
>>12025834bitcoin miner virus malware backdoor trojan
>>12025838i checked the faq and it says that doesn't a support a controller on the web version so it's not gonna workmaybe the bug report i sent to google, i actually need to send it to tetris.com
>>12025838I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12025223In soviet Russia Tetris play you.
>>12025899dubsthe joke on Hell: It is a Forum, is unlike moot, who wanted a ziillon slow boards, our community agreed that we wanted as few boards as possible, so we only had a /v/ called TETRIS STRATEGY FORUMIn soviet russia, rotates block you !!and then newbies would be so confused we're not talking about tetris at all, it's just a general gaming discussion boardhowever, because i fucking hated the games, i banned discussion of counterstrike, warcraft 3, and pokemon, but the other admins talked me unbanning pokemon, so it became a joke about articuno and zapdos
there were a few periods of history where it got renamed to QUAD DAMAGE STRATEGY FORUM because i was at my peak quake skill as what happened was quake 4 sucked, and then i discovered quakeworld was still an alive game, and became a demigod at it, where if i was against a god, i would NEVER win, but put up a respectable scoreline like 3-13 on aerowalk or 2-6 on ztndm3aand we all loved fallout 3 when it came out, so it got renamed the FALLOUT STRATEGY FORUM although when i tried to play it a third time, i realized it has 0 replay value
>>12025844unchecked doubles on the last page!
saw this thread and decided to play tetris
>>12026786oh my godyou got past this part?https://youtu.be/InsYv5juG4c?t=329
>>12026842no, i was doing a pacifist run lol
>>12026855dubswere you playing with a mouse? because of my nerve failure anymore, but i always speculated when i was a starcraft god what would happen if i tried with play tetris with a mouse, but i was programming a roguelite called EXTERMINATION ORDER years before issac came out, then once i got put on academic probation and kicked out of compsci and hired as a paid moderator for MLG, NOT doing it for free, i had no time to work on it anymoreif you wanna read more about read more about EXTERMINATION ORDER, go check outhttps://arch.b4k.co/vrpg/thread/3659593/#q3675544whoever is mod of /vrpg/ is a god, he lets me talk about whatever i want as long it's on the subject of vidya and i haven't gotten a single mod action
>>12026870no i wasnt playing with a mousealso, ur game idea sounds interestig, i like it! its a shame u abandoned the project because of isaac, i wouldve played it
>>12026897things i didn't mention is i realized i needed the bullshit the laws of physics, because if you're a super high grav planet, your jump and land way too fast, so it was fake gravitybefore you landed on a planet, it scanned it and told you what the core temperature of the planet was, what the gravity was, and what the highest level evolution in th greek alphabet was of the metroid ripoffin order you couldn't make sure you couldn't get hardstuck, the crateria landing zone was always very simple, and it was a tractor beam instead of having to jump on top of her shipwhenever i got making pixel art for, because i actually know how to do that, i was gonna make her missiles shoot out of her boobies, and have her point her finger as her energy beam
also, i was pretending her warp drive was the loading time on generating the new map, lole
>>12026903>>12026909ur very creative, wish i could come out with such ideas
even if my computer wasn't ransomwared, the program would not run on win11 without major fixing, because it was using opengl and an ancient version of directx on a single core windows xp machine, i'd need to figure out how make it multithreaded so it could generate all the planets in that solar system at once that had metroids on it, and once you scanned all the planets, it was clear you were supposed to clear them in a specific order unless you were also strong enough to faceroll them all
>>12026917i wouldn't be working on vidya if i had a compsci degree though, i wanted to work for norton or mcafee and in that multiverse, cybersecurity has become a government grade job and i'm working for the motherfucking NSA now
THIS is the greatest game of soviet russia
>>12026957no it's not, that was created after the soviet union collapsedi was making this joke for decades and then finally decided to wiki and the soviet union literally made 5 games ever, two of which were designed by alexei, and the other one he was trying to make 3d tetrishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_the_Soviet_Unionso it objectively the best one, end of discussion
i'm gonna play more greatest game of soviet russia, with my failed GET as the background musichttps://youtu.be/YHL_Bk60F_4this seems like good tetris music
ok i'm too sick to play thiseven though i got on the leaderboard compared to the keyboard, i played terrible, because saturday i had the common cold, then i got norovirus, then i got a sinus infection off of my're therapistkinda unlucky to get sick 3 times in 1 week
