naaaah.... i usually do that when im hungover but today i decided to just start drinking when i woke up

I've been saving up all my cummies for the ultimate goon sesh

I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick

>>12026676
whats teh deal with lotion anyway? i fapped with nothing but my bare hand my whole life

kek you frens later

you know, i started watching porn and smoking meth, but honestly i decided to give my dick a break because i didn't want to inflame it too much. been gooning too much

>>12026727
You can never goon too much

>>12026799
two same numbers!

i stopped gooning and havn't done that in awhile because i'm terrified to do it now

>>12026808
why? Gooning is good for you!

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12026616
gooning makes me smell bad and makes my skin look greasy and reddish so I'm not gonna do it anymore

>>12026923
what are you gooning in a sauna or you're that out of shape

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12026616
That's a man.

>>12027016
worse. She's a subhuman, spanish speaking jungle monkey of south america

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>>12027016
Evisceration via hundreds of barbed, sepsis-dripping meathooks!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12026938
Yeah I'm pretty out of shape, BMI 25

>>12026727
meth is literally the ultimate gooning tool

>>12027421
Porn and meth is an amazing and disastrous combo

>>12027711
>>12027421
wouldn't you end up rubbing ur pee pee red raw