>go to fancy steakhouse restaurant>order the house special salad while waiting for your steak>waiter brings out a bowl of plain, undressed romaine lettucewat do?????
>>12027169cry, as loudly as possibleYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
add my own dressing if u you know what i mean
one time in highschool i was staying late for a club that i was a part of, and my friend was ordering dinner for all of us from a fast casual kind of steakhouse. and i asked for the wedge salad because i didn't want to order anything that was too expensive, and when it arrived it was just a quarter of a head of lettuce with nothing on it. so i guess my answer would be that i would eat the salad quietly because that's what i did in real life
>>12027191lol I bet you're a cuckold, too
>>12027195nope, i just don't care enough to get upset
>>12027191epic prank
>>12027185This. I'd also make sure to maintain eye contact with the server while I procured the dressing
>>12027169Eat it like the pussy you are
>>12027199unchecked dubs on the very last page!
>>12027958you are like it to eat pussy
>>12027169ask for raspberry vinaigrette rolls and butterYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12028795Pussy is good food, salad is good food, why not eat pussy and salad?
