i fucking hate xfinity. they fucked up and didn't charge my autopay, then fucked up even harder and almost changed me off of the low income plan, then fucked up even harder, and this guy asks me to rate him 10unfortunately they have a local monopoly and the 5g doesn't work in bad weatherYour fortune: Better not tell you now
now he's asking me what's in the video and he says he'll check it out when he gets off work and he's gonna how badly he got trolled
>>12027904cute lmao
>>12027923i'm not gonna fill out his form with a bunch of 0s and make him lose his job
shartistan is so fucked in every way imaginable its insane
>>12027931if i get overdrafted because they charge for an additional and there's no money in my checking i'm just gonna show my bank the chatlog and i'm sure they'll waive the overdraft fee
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12027931and we keep voting to make it worse
>>12027931yeah i know. i took a class on the history of india at uconn becaused i needed a history credit and i was eh i know nothing about this and see what it's about and the professor in is indian and made us watch a bunch of bollywood movies and the professor tried to fuck me over by giving me a way longer test than the other ones, and i reported him to the dean, and he bullshited his way out of it saying he gives random tests to random people, but no, i have minimap eyes and he gave me to me, and one other person, who he was trying to fail on purpose because we asked too many questions in his class and we annoyed him, but i answered all his fucking questions anyway, and i got an A
it was corruption. there's something about where they just scameveryone else like 5 easy questions on their final exam and me and were out in 20 minutes and me and one other person had like 20 questions on a 1 page exam so i had to write as small as possible as fast as possible
i had the same 5 easy questions, but like an additional 15 hard questions about the questions the two of us students kept asking him in his lecturesfortunately as you all know i read and write at lightspeed but the other girl didn't finish her exam, so i don't know what happened to heri didn't put up with that shit, that was graduating credit so i marched straight to dean of the history department screaming in allcaps at his secretary i want to talk to him now
>>12027904Your results may vary but, when I had an issue with Xfinity, I just put my mom on the phone to bitch at them for about an hour. Got a free modem subscription, the fees aived, and 2 months free service. Try just being a karen with them.
>>12028305you think you had an issue with xfinity? there was a literal FBI investigation that lead to an out of court settlement with those faggots (yes, i'm dropping a gamer word) where special agent johnson didn't even need to look at my dead desktop, he just got a warrant for my traffic logs, concluded that i was hit with a zero day on my router that has since been patched, which lead to them waiving two months of service i had 0 bandwidth and the early termination fee, and part of the settlement was i couldn't be a customer for 6 monthsi was part of the 1% of the us population with no wifi for over 2 years
Test
i was holding the router hostage threatening to take them to small claims court for my computer getting ransomwared, and when i scouted them out, if you take them to small claims court, they always file the motion to go to big boy court, so i decided judges always fuck up tech cases, and took the settlement, instead of the $800 i was planning on suing them for needing a whole new mobo/cpu/ram
>>12028311Yeah, you're getting bent over by them. Our area has forced competition for all utilities. So it might be why I'm straight up having a good time with them for the most part. You tried Starlink or one of those 5G home networks?
there were two things that caused me to go crawling back1) i ran out of mobile hotspot premium data on my tv watching worlds, which was preventing me from hanging out in /lolg/ at the same time, because i had to fall back to screen share with my pone2) there's a government program to get a toaster for $150, but when i got it, this happened:https://youtu.be/SMaedU5hFHothe toaster just kept throwing pagefile errors, so i had to return it, and i just filed a dispute with steelseries to get my money back for the mouse i bought to go with the toaster, because while they make 6/5 star mice, they have -1/5 customer service, and even though they got the package back, their warehouse fucked up and didn't issue a refund after 30 days, and i was running out of time to file a dispute, so i had to do it one of my favorite companies
>>12028320if i'm in the main town where i live, i get 5G UW, but where i live innawoods, the signal is erratic
>>12028320What happened to not believing everything you read online?
>>12028326they were flaming me in /vrpg/i keep the computer as a gravestone, rip my insane interwebz career, 1996-2022
>>12028324Shit, man. Starlink ain't bad. Usually gets around the innawoods problem. Expensive though. No poors allowed.>>12028326I mean, it's a low stakes conversation. What'd the worst thing that could happen if I believed him? I wasted time and tried to help a guy for no reason? Seems like I mostly just passed the time and was vaguely entertained while doing it.
>>12028340i'm poor as fuckthis is a low income plan where i auto qualified based on address, it was originally $10/mo for 50mbit, but they changed it to $15/mo for 75mbit the month after i signed upi mostly signed up to get the toaster, but now i can watch 4k videos on le youtube on my tv and snipe quints
>>12028340Fair enough
>>12028344Well, we gotta get you to stop being poor. What do you do for a living? You could probably find better work. I'm not college educated and I still make a comfy wage. You could do it too.>>12028345A (You) for understanding.
>>12028349i want to punch you in the face in irl real lifewalking away from phone and bluetooth keyboard right now
>>12028349>>12028352Fuckin' lol
educate yourself, newfaghttps://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/search/username/Yuji%20Sakai/
>>12028352Well excuse me, princess. Didn't realize you liked crab in a bucket'ing yourself.
>>12028370if you had been reading [s4s] for like the past 9295 years you'd know this particular yuji sakai is a high functioning autistiic savant with severe mental and physical conditionsfortunately now that i'm a reddit mod, people want to play my board game, so maybe i can get off autism bux if i can get crowdfunded a fucking computer and go back to programming all day
>>12028378There's a guy that developed a 2000 star vim extension solely on his phone, supposedly.
katie peach is fucking hornyshe put on the slutty panties this week and i already creampied her once and she wants moar
she's just been gooning while i write endless walls of text on reddit, and i didn't know that reddit mods can see traffic, i'm getting noreplies.jpg, but like 300-500 views, and i'm brand newhttps://www.reddit.com/r/CartomanticCardCombat/s/8MyOZJfjRpone i'm no longer sick and can start playing test games again, hopefully i get more trafficthe comment i made got like 2k upboats and was a huge wake up call that chessheads think this idea is kinda neat
>>12028394gah dayum
