I realluy like the smell of my bva,lls 2 fdays no shower

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>>12028884
Good morning esfores

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>>12028888
start your day with some quads!

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shit ur pants

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>>12028889
I've been waiting for this day all my life (picrel)

Your fortune: Average Luck

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hehehehe....boobies! women's boobies!!!! they're soft and squishy!!!! tug and pull and nip and smack!!!!! ahahaahaha!!!!nothing more to say! but i love em and think theyre beautiful!!!! i want to suck them, i want to put my dick between them, id even FU K them if i could!!!!!

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>>12028925
together we cry...

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>>12028884
you're mom sucks
you see this comment fits in with the overall theme of this thread, as generally my "you're mom" comments are selected to have a tone of silly and absurdist humor. This "you're mom" comment however doesn't do that because it actually works- saying that someone's mother sucks has a definite sexual innuendo component. Since there is no absurdist, silly humor in this joke, it most definitely sucks, and therefore belongs in this thread.

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>>12029068

wow how did u know

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>>12029086