https://youtu.be/hXZ12NiziBoON THE LAST EPISODE OF THIS FF1 PIXEL REMASTERED IRONMAN RUNTHE MEME WARRIORS INFILTRATED THE NORTHERN END OF MARSH CAVE FOR GIL, AS THEY ARE NOW POWERFUL ENOUGH TO COMPLETELY THEIR NOBLE QUEST FOR THE CROWNYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
HOWEVER, THEIR INVENTORY WAS ILL EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH THE POISONOUS MONSTERS IN THE RANDOM ENCOUNTER, AND RAN CRITICALLY LOW ON ANTIDOTES
FORTUNATELY THE PARTY THIEF, DOUCHENOZZLE, EXCELS AT ONE THING: RUNNING AWAY FROM COMBAT, AS ANYONE WHO GOT POISONED WOULD HAVE SLOWLY DIED, AND THEY ESCAPED
REALIZING THEIR INVENTORY WAS CRITICALLY LOW, THEY DECIDED TO RETURN TO CORENLIA AND GRIND THE HIGH SEASi have no idea how i fucking accidently saved a picture for ants
THE MEME WARRIORS RETURNED TO THE MARSH CAVE TO RECOVER THE CROWN FOR THE KING OF THE ABANDONED CASTLE
good for you don't give up the good fight
THE BATTLE AGAINST THE PISCODEMONS WENT FLAWLESSLY, AND THEY MADE THEIR ESCAPE WITH THE CROWN
I want to eat burger againYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
THE MEME WARRIORS THEN GRINDED THE HIGH SEAS TO CAP OUT THEIR SPELLBOOKS, AND PURCHASE EXTRA CONSUMABLES FOR DANGEROUS ENCOUNTERS
NOW THE MEME WARRIORS ARE IN FRONT OF THE ABANDONED CASTLE? CAN THEY HELP THE KING OF THE ELVES RESTORE HIS GLORY? FIND OUT, ON THIS EXCITING EPISODE OF MEME WARRIORS
In earthbound they ask your favorite thing and I said COCK so I got the psi COCK(*)Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12029520i went with the defaults on Rockin and Pizza on my first earthbound run as a teenager, because mommy sakai was going through a phase where we didn't go out for pizza she just made her own for the family, then when i played as an adult and started eating fish, the whole reason i hate is all my family bought was gortons fishsticks (don't trust him) but when i tried salmon as an adult, i changed the food to salmon, but kept the psi as rockin, i couldn't think of anything
what a twist
my phone keeps doing that glitch where it doesn't select the file, but i'm actually noticing it this time
i actually might be fucked. i did not know he knew dark, and i have nothing to cure it, as it's a very weak debuff, this might be the end of methe first time i fought him, all he did was spam slow, and the total rework of the balance, haste can't be stacked, and slow just neutralizes it. i tried to cast silence on him, and i'm pretty sure he's immune. they completely reworked this fight, so i don't know what his battle algo is
i might be fucking in trouble. he cast fire rank 2. fortunately, everyone survived, and i'm going to have blow the small number of hi-potions i bought or i'm deadalso, Peaches rolled a saving throw against him casting Death, so that would have really sucked ass
AND YESit took one crit, because the crits work in ff1 is unchanged, they ignore all defense and evasion, and he's dead. YES. i was under i was underprepared for this fight and it was going to be the end of me
i immediately quicksaved the game because i don't want it to crash while i'm tabbed outi figured out a repeatable bug in pixel remastered. if you try to use your camera while it's tabbed out, it crashes the game in both ff1 and ff6
i'm actually confused by somethingon my first playthough of this game, i got a mithril sword, the artist formerly known as silver, drop off Astos, and i didn't get. guess it's not a 100% drop, which means i need to buy it in melmond (they moved it there as a balance change) so that's aggravating
this time i actually blanked on attaching the imagei'm going to do the endless fetch quest now
alright, i'm gonna dump my images and then take a shower you filthy neet and let my controller charge while i do thatit's also really annoying how my phone keeps taking screenshots that are 2.01 MB so i need to resize them to get under [s4s]' filesize limit
when i ran into this encounter, i froze up for like 30 seconds, because i was like they worth fighting, because if someone gets crit, that's not good, and decided to fight them and it wasn't that bad
Douchenozzle got a level up that doesn't really help much at all
i'm on a boat motherfucka
i didn't even come here yet because on my very first attempt at MEME WARRIORS it was a net loss in gil from two people dropping dead compared to what i got out of her treasure chests so i decided it's not worth it
i always thought it was a crystal ball and she was like that kinda witch, but i guess it wasn't translated right
yay
Matoya hooked up with some methamphetaminealso, sick burn, Matoya, you know bury white mage is just be ugly when she becomes bury white wizard
this was the sick burni wasn't paying attention to my screenshots
YUPwe're the meme warriors
alright, now i gotta run around the fucking world and pick up phat loot
oh my god this thing hurts. after doing a bunch of fights, she can crit for like 90 damage now, and it depends what the armor is how much damage she does if it's not a crit. that's respectable. i have 3 decent physical attackers now
cha chinganything that makes Peaches more tanky is helpful
i decided to spend my bank on more consumables for safetythis game is so intelligently design, it works just like d&d campaign. you need to do shit to establish your reputation, then the DM's true quest finally beginsbased sakaguchi
this was me trying to take a picture of how badly bury white hurts now. sharks have defense similar to the spikeman at the phase of the game you fight them and she just clobbers them now
yes
alright, something for :DD but the way he's rolled his RNG stats he's been really unlucky getting absolutely no fucking points in anything so he doesn't really hurt
i don't know why they changed the translation from TNT. it's the same word
i just took a screenshot here to point these things screw you over if you fight level 1 but by now that they're trash mobs
just felt like talking to this for no reason
i forgot to take a screenshot while i was opening the chest. this weapon decent but the best sword in its tier is the coral sword, which does double damage to water monsters, which you fight a lot of
i don't remember what this does, so i'm gonna consult a guide right now
i just looked it up, it does double damage to anything that can cast and that's important to know because i should have it equipped vs the vampire and lich:DD finally got a decent level up LOL
wassup my dwarva
i like how they managed to add some ff4 style cutscenes to this game. this is nice game
KABOOM
this ones not helpful because what used to be called creeps are usually not threatening enemies, i might just sell if it if it's worth $$$$$
more gear for Peaches. very nice
even more gearlater when i was shopping i noticed i blanked why in the next screenshot
hmm. i'm not sure which one is better. it totally dependings what's attacking you, and i'm not sure if they made any adjustments to the FF1 damage formula
and now we're back at the marsh cave, where i need to look at a map because i want to fight as few things as possible. i need to figure out where the silver amulet is and then i need to decide if i give it to bury white, because i decide while she refuses to learn cure or heal, it will be impossible for me to defeat chaos if she doesn't learn Life2/Arise with how they completely reworked the last battleso in order to get the silver amulet i need to deal with more piscodemons. i hope i don't fuck up the run but this thing is a shit ton of moneyi'm going to eat a superpretzel, take a shower you filthy neet, so enjoy your commercial breakhttps://youtu.be/WGooQ8yYC0c
looks like the battery on my controller was critically low. it had a red light when i plugged it in, it was orange, now it's yellow. i'm also not sure who's going to deal with my kitchen, because apparnetly trump went on the record saying he wants to get rid of FEMA
hey yujii heard u like this bury nice loli pussy
>>12029934you caught me right before i got in the shower so i'm naked now lolei hid your post and you clearly don't have your security clearanceif she had a massive futa cock i'd be fine with this imageYour fortune: Bad Luck
ok, i just realized how late it is, and i got a cancellation appointment with my're doctor on zoom at 8:30 am tomorrow, so i'm not going to be able to no life MEME WARRIORS like i was expecting now, i need to make sure i don't sleep through my alarm clocki'm dressed, but i'm waiting for my hands to de-prune before i start playing
that was a long ass commercial break
alright, now i gotta consult a map, because i don't want to fight a bunch of bullshit in this dungeon
nothing in the dungeon was really a threat. i'm pretty solid
lol
it turns out i don't even need to fight the piscodemons, i can just walk past themthere's another mythril knife and a chest with some $$$, but fuck it, it isn't worth
another good level up for peaches
and i'm outta here
i decided to give the silver amulet to bury white, because of her incredibly low defense, and how she'll be learning raise, saving me $$$ on phoenix downs
so there's only one spell she's willing to learn of this rank and that's iti forgot to take a screenshot of her shopping at the other magic shop. she knows poisona, vox, and nulfrost now, all very helpful spells
unfortunately, i did not have enough $$$ to get :DD confuse, which is actually extremely potenthe doesn't any rank 2 spells except ice, but they're all worthless
>The REAL battle finally begins.
alright, so the earth is rotting, very sad
and then i did some window shopping, even though i'm flat broke, just want to see the prices are
>>12030556how is that supposed to be your problem?
meh, i'm gonna need a lot of $$$
>>12030561because we're the MEME WARRIORS, our job is to save the worldthere actually was something i could afford, a longsword, i don't wtf happened to the mithril sword
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT ARMOR IS EXPENSIVEi'm gonna grind cause it's the safest place. normally i would sequence break at crescent lake, go buy bucklers for my mages, and if i killed in a random encounter, it's whatever, but i can't die, so i don't want to do that
alright, i need like 20000 gold before i'm even attempting the earth cave, silver amulets for everyone, and diaga and firaga to btfo the vampire as fast as possible
two level ups in one fighti got crit so that hutsneed to potalright i gotta go in the android settings and see if i can turn down the resolution of screencapsok, i can, from now on they will be 50% size so they will never be over the 4chinz limit ever again
yaythere's no way in hell i can affords the knight's armor until after i beat lich, but the other spells and defense i need pretty bad and i need a lot of pots
so i'm trying to grind the high seas, because the encounter rate is way higher, but i only have 3k for money, so wow, it's fucking nothingi might have to be the earth cave and just hang out on the first floor
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alirght, :DD is out of spell charges and douchenozzle is low, i need to get 8 hours of healthy sleep
and because the wyrmkiller and werebuster are honestly not useful swords, i decided to just sell them for silver amulets now
then i realized something. melmond doesn't have a church or an item shop, so i went back to corneria to do that 99 potions bullshit, but i need ethers too before i try the earth cave, along with spells
and because i need to get 8 hours of healthy sleep IRL, i'm parking in front of titans cave and this concludes our episode of meme warriorsON THE NEXT OF MEME WARRIORSCAN THE MEME WARRIORS GRIND ENOUGH $$$ TO DEFEAT THE EVIL VAMPIRE? STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF MEMEEEEEEEEE WARRIRROORRSSSSSSSSSS
