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01/26/25(Sun)17:37:05 No.12030325
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seuss 01/26/25(Sun)17:37:05 No.12030325 Archived
I want to go to the bookstore with my girlfriend but she has oppositional defiant disorder.

How can I spend sixteen hours in a library without starting an argument with her?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
01/26/25(Sun)17:52:47 No.12030368
Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)17:52:47 No.12030368
Wtf how can anyone spend 16 hours in a library?
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seuss
01/26/25(Sun)17:54:16 No.12030374
seuss 01/26/25(Sun)17:54:16 No.12030374
>>12030368
They do this thing called reading, and sometimes there is another behavior called eating and drinking. Coffee is sometimes served. You might also meet clients for potential job opportunities at these places.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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seuss
01/26/25(Sun)18:00:37 No.12030395
seuss 01/26/25(Sun)18:00:37 No.12030395
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There isn't a bookstore within 30 miles in any direction of my home.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
01/26/25(Sun)18:04:45 No.12030417
Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)18:04:45 No.12030417
>>12030374
eating and drinking in a library?? surely you jest
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seuss
01/26/25(Sun)18:08:06 No.12030430
seuss 01/26/25(Sun)18:08:06 No.12030430
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>>12030417
It's true.

Sometimes these libraries are connected to things called Cafes (that's French for Coffee House). The coffee is sometimes good, but rarely anything to brag about. You can talk about old boyfriends, and bad sex with confidence; there is also an aisle for anime and manga collections. There's lots of fun stuff to do there: you can even laugh at the bad writing of dilettantes like failed philosophers and novelists.

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Anonymous
01/26/25(Sun)18:20:03 No.12030462
Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)18:20:03 No.12030462
>>12030325
I like how the dog immediately got up to help her
he wasn't sure how he could help
but he knew she needed help, and he was gonna help
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seuss
01/26/25(Sun)18:21:30 No.12030467
seuss 01/26/25(Sun)18:21:30 No.12030467
>>12030462
She has the talent.

The sexual energy!

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
01/26/25(Sun)18:23:52 No.12030473
Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)18:23:52 No.12030473
>>12030467
bruh I was talking about the dog doing something cute
I didn't bring nothing sexual into that
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seuss
01/26/25(Sun)18:31:44 No.12030485
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>>12030473
Affection is a form of sexuality, in case you forgot.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
01/26/25(Sun)18:49:16 No.12030539
Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)18:49:16 No.12030539
>>12030374
I know you can read but reading for 16 hours straight is too much.
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Anonymous
01/26/25(Sun)18:50:35 No.12030543
Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)18:50:35 No.12030543
god I hate dogs so much
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seuss
01/26/25(Sun)18:56:11 No.12030554
seuss 01/26/25(Sun)18:56:11 No.12030554
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>>12030539
I suppose sixteen hours of gaming or anime watching is better..

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
01/26/25(Sun)19:01:07 No.12030574
Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)19:01:07 No.12030574
>>12030554
That's excessive too.
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animepillowsaywhat
01/26/25(Sun)19:29:29 No.12030688
animepillowsaywhat 01/26/25(Sun)19:29:29 No.12030688
ride her dick in the batroom
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seuss
01/26/25(Sun)19:47:06 No.12030728
seuss 01/26/25(Sun)19:47:06 No.12030728
>>12030574
I don't think so; most people think spending time with your loved ones is limitless so they never find any excuse to do less of it.

If you have something you like, you should work and walk towards it instead of masking your desires with socially awkward moderation.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
01/26/25(Sun)22:52:45 No.12031157
Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)22:52:45 No.12031157
>>12030325
hote
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