Why is it that most dog owners are unempathetic dickheads whearas cat owners are generally chilled out and nice?
>>12030584Pets take after their owners, and vice versa. Dogs are the niggers of the animal world, I've always said this.
Dog owners and psychopaths. They want an obedient companion that will do what they want and act how they want.Cat owners value independence and true companionship and understand that love and respect is not a given. It is earned.Cat owners want a friend. Dog owners want a slave.
Dog owners want a servile, submissive beast. Cat owners want a chill thing we can loveHence why a lot of men love catsYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12030584dog owners are far too lenient about letting their dogs climb up on people and slobber their clothes and try to bite you, that shit would be assault if I did it to you
>>12030599cats are low maintenance, they're like a lava lamp that jumps on your lap and always comes home at night because there's always food
>>12030589Dio kneeing that dog was supposed to be an "omg he's so evil" moment, but honestly I was like "thank god, fuck dogs"
>>12030613ywa but my warrior jynx always wanted to hunt and he laid with me at night andhe even knew how to open a door handleHe was smart as hellYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12030599Unchecked dubs on the last page
>>12030584No idea what you're talking about anon. I've never had to put poisoned food for my neighbors dogs, but cats, yeah i poison them. Am i an ass about it? No, it's your responsibility to take care of your pets, my responsibility is to make sure my yard is clean from pests, and if your unsupervised cat is shitting and eating my plants, i will kill it. Please cat owners, learn from dog owners, take care of your pets and dont let them roam around in your neighbors yard desu.
>>12030584http://youtube.com/watch?v=0sEKQkZOcGc&t=3791s
