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Shame on all you pebis fabbers! Konaters is currently hospitalized after a suicide attempt due to your excessive fabbery. I hope you're happy.
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Her finger looks like a penis
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There's some guy who died of a heart attack after masturbating 56 times once. It goes from a self-indulgent activity to an impressive feat of stamina at that point.
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>>12033076
I think you need to go to a doctor anon...
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12033079
in a row?

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12033471
https://punchng.com/teen-masturbates-56-times-dies-of-heart-attack/
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>>12033487
>his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic.
ouchies

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12033072
Oh...... Oh no....
I'm sorry Kognate........ I knew I shouldn't have done it
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>>12033072
This is tragic

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12033079
If it's meth induced I'll believe it, I don't know how you can recover from that though, my dick skin gets red raw and painful after 7 or more faps in a single day.
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>>12033072
STUPID BITCH IS DEAD. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
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>>12033841
Hospitalized. Not dead. I have it on good authority that she will make it out in the end.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12033845
>Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I wouldn't be so sure
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>>12033845
Im so excited im gonna have a quick wank
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>>12033850
>I wouldn't be so sure
She's fucking gone. It's absolutely Joever. My fortune fucked me.
>>12033864
Why would you dishonor her by fabbing your pebis? You're a sick anon, anon.
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>>12033872
It feels good and I can't find a nice s4s girl(m) to do it for me



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